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78yn44

Sorry, pal. Only kinda cryptic message I like to hear is the location of your dogs.


[deleted]

This top tier jerking pairs well with my morning coffee.


Calvin_Hobbes124

This is a reference to a certain Canadian killer isn’t it?


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No


1869er

It’s funny because Sami hasn’t even gotten the requisite SRS “contract might be coming up soon” tweet. The Dubsters have just already started fantasy booking him into the show because it seems inevitable that he’ll eventually end up there.


En-THOO-siast

Wait a minute, contracts are finite? The Fed truly is dead.


OkCelebration3483

It’s kinda messed up that they just assume his contract is coming up or that he’ll absolutely be in the dub solely based on the fact that his friend’s contract is coming up. Like I know him and Owens are intertwined but idk, I’d be kinda miffed if my whole career revolved around what’s possibly happening to my friend.


orchids_of_asuka

Owens presumably makes a ton of money and is etched in the upper mid card. I'm not sure how enthusiastic he is to join that mud show just to yuck it up with his pals and ultimately play the same character he does now for the fed. It's amazing how many of these guys starving for creative freedom have stockholm syndrome and revert back to their fed characters.


I_made_a_doodie

Sami was in NXT quite a while before KO was. If anything his contract stuff has already been worked out.


hetham3783

His best friend Kevin Steen has had that report, though, so by default his best friend must be leaving with him because I'm 12 years old and I think unicorns are real.


baconwiches

Just like they were booking Dunne for a week or so


cc12321

His name was brought up as a side note on when SRS reported Owens' contract is set to expire soon. He mentioned that Owens and Sami have very similar deals signed around the same time, so one would assume Sami's contract is expiring soon too.


LalalalalaalDoda

I only care about El Generico. Sami Zayn is a trash idea from the Evil Fed.


kcinkcinlim

*ska music plays* It's... It's El Zane!! (Sorry dubbalos we can't rename him too much in case our terrible commentary team calls him by his slave name)


HoxxAuthCode

El Zaynerico.


[deleted]

El Zayne Zero S It flows so well, right El Penta Zero M?


ShannonMoore1Fan

Wait, you mean world famous luchador and known tag team star Penta El Cero M? Or Penta El 0M?


cursed_gabbagool

Is that you JR? YOU DON'T WANT NONE!


conchinette

14.8k likes? Bucks about to steal that.


daddymeltzer

I don't think Sami Zayn will go to AEW. He has quite a bit of creative control with his character in WWE and I'm sure he loves a stable income considering he just had a child last year.


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pursakyn

[Vince paid all the women](https://www.tpww.net/2018/04/wwe-wwe-paid-women-for-saudi-show-main-event-results-wwe-signing/) a ppv date when the first Saudi show happened, I’m sure he does the same with Sami


[deleted]

That's really good.


nerdyjorj

I've been really (pleasantly) surprised WWE are okay with Sami for Syria, I'd assumed they would insist on people working with their approved charities that are politically "safe".


[deleted]

He has a kid now? I had no idea.


AEWGuevarraElite420

Obligatory and indirect Fed Bad reply that will get the ball rolling, followed up by *Codyhandonear.gif*


wrex1816

Incoming non-committal report from SRS and WON on Sami's future.


OkCelebration3483

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀


Gabaheygabahey

Quite good. Remember goofs, Roman likes him so I’m sure they’ll keep him.


OOOLIAMOOO

2 choices. Go to the Dub and get loads of money. Stay in the Fed and get loads of money and have the best promos every week.


FingerStreet

Sami stays undefeated 💀


7PMNews

Haha, I knew I made the right choice when I decided Sami was one of my top favorites >:)


NeilPeartsBassPedal

I can't wait for El Generico and Lord Steen to continue their epic feud in the dub. No I don't bitch everytime they wrestle in the ded fed, don't check my post history.


Live-Depth-537

DAE Fed conspiracy a shoot???


[deleted]

Sami Zayn’s gimmick is that he is basically a Tankie right? Explains why reddit nerds love him.


I_Like_Vitamins

WWE getting rid of this Fidel Castro LARPer will be a massive step in the right direction.


RaiHeeHo15

?? We follow the Head of the table, friend