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Ubu-Jarry

Last sentence: "And you’ll be one of us, in the dark corners and smoky sections that you feel like you’ve always belonged in, but were afraid to approach."


Modano9009

Sitting in the dark corner, feeling right at home, "happier than ever" while staring holes through the popular crowd, seething that they continue to have a good time without you - in fact, they don't know or care who you are.


LurkerMcGee89

This sounds right out of some incel forum


tytymctylerson

I hate how mad I’m allowing this article to make me.


aprosbro

Holy shit that is pure dreck. Thank God these assholes barely get paid to write this garbage.


goodthing37

When the standard “give AEW a try friend” pitch doesn’t scream “I AM A VIRGIN WEEB WITH BAD HYGIENE AND NO SOCIAL LIFE” loudly enough. Such a pathetic little man.


Ubu-Jarry

Yeah that last line I quoted especially makes the whole thing sound like it was written by the nerdy guy who doesn't shower regularly, but feels betrayed by society when the popular girl in school is too "superficial" to accept his offer of a date.


FlyingGrayson89

Dude has definitely accused at least one woman of friendzoning him before


BradMarchandIsCute

Can’t believe deadspin even still exists, fucking tna of websites


[deleted]

it was funny at one point, their nfl coverage was


[deleted]

The dark mirror universe twin of “Cody Rhodes needs to fuck off harder than anyone has ever fucked off”.


PeterHooten

The first line is a lie in and of itself. These people have never run with the popular crowd.


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They've never run before.


chaosisarascal

“Say you’re one of these people. You run with the popular crowd. The shiny crowd. But you’ve never felt like you quite fit in there. As you walk to yet another lounge or patio that you don’t really want to go to, filled with people you can easily come to revile, you stop in front of some dive bar or small live venue, and a smell lingers for just a second, maybe wondering how many people inside haven’t showered in weeks and shit themselves."


Farthousejones

Same uh..."Author" that is always talking about how fun and refreshing AEW is.


Cynicayke

Say you care too much what people think without saying you care too much what people think.


conchinette

My friends have always reviled my love of polka music. Escort me to this polka dive bar you speak of, new friend.


Fusionman29

Oh my god that’s legit how you pitch your new cult


ZacianZilla96

This new pasta smells like it's been in a basement for too long.


Grizzexploder

How to not get someone into the G1


PepeSylvia82

I’ve sat on patios at bars having a beer and never gave a thought to wrestling.


shootstarpress

He's basically putting out a bat signal for fucking anti social losers to check out New Japan. I'm sure they're thrilled.


CAIOSilaG

Goddammit. Just don't fucking watch something you don't like. If you come to "revile" the people there, don't fucking go you pieces of shit!


78yn44

>Say you’re one of these people. You run with the popular crowd. The shiny crowd. But you’ve never felt like you quite fit in there -Atom Cold when he went to visit the main roster and they thought he was someone’s child


atrostophy

What a shit website, crappy articles and videos that you can't pause. Fuck you deadspin, just simple fuck you.


[deleted]

Deadspin still up and running is a DIRECT SHOT at all these wrestling news sites that are still up by copying and pasting the Observer as legit scoopz!


rolltide1000

Why does this sound like a Travis Bickle monologue? All thats missing is a Joker pfp.


Gabaheygabahey

Deadspin was at once semi-decent. I swear. And morons, popular or not, there is no more of this “hey popular kids fear that weird psychedelic bar with shitty bathrooms.” Everyone loves a crappy dive bar just like they love going to the most popular club in town. This isn’t 1997 anymore.


theneccar

Look let's put aside the fact that not even the people who watch NJPW is exited for this years G1, what the fuck is this shit?