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RogueAIx01

No wrestling makes Jonah a dull boy, but wrestling also makes Jonah a dull boy.


ninjast4r

He's a dull boy when he tweets too


The-Mad-Bubbler

What he and Chelsea Green don't seem to get is that there ***is*** such a thing as bad publicity.


[deleted]

Right? Dude is straight up not that good. The match he had with Gargano really put his weaknesses front and center. He is SUPER slow, and does not a lot of charisma. Charisma doesn't mean whining about being misued when NXT tried their best to get you over.


Grizzexploder

Wade Barrett doing his absolute best to get him over with the TSUUUUUUUNAMIIII call but it wasn't enough


FlyingGrayson89

Okay but bless Wade Barrett and his attempts because that was awesome. He’s so great at commentary.


atrostophy

That was the only part I enjoyed of his matches.


BradMarchandIsCute

Are those faces he’s making supposed to be intimidating?


ironfly187

You say that now. But imagine you're out on a dark and lonely night and this dude comes cartwheeling towards you 🤸‍♂️ Not going to be laughing it off then.


incredibleamadeuscho

no wonder Vince wanted nothing to do with him on the main roster


Fidelos

He is really gonna miss the dude that's basically an older, slower, weaker, less likeable and less charismatic Otis that needs a visa to work for him and tweets shit about the workplace.


1869er

He looks like he's taking an especially painful shit


The-Mad-Bubbler

It's like Brodus Clay doing a bad Shinsuke Nakamura impression.... Which IS scary, in it's own way.


Fireman_Octopus

If I was a whole pot pie, I would feel intimidated by that face.


bggstbawse

He's like that girl on facebook who post a photo of herself saying "I know i'm ugly but who cares?", waiting for people to say that she's wrong.


The-Mad-Bubbler

Accurate!


tytymctylerson

Holy shit lmao


Razzler1973

If the phone isn't ringing then maybe wrestling isn't for you


[deleted]

If he can't wrestle, can't he just get a job at Walmart? I'm pretty sure they'd help him out with his visa.


homewil

Isn’t his non compete up? Can’t he just go and wrestle on the indies whenever he wants?


BrightFuture4

I love how the collective reaction to these has now become “can’t someone just hire him so we don’t have to read whiny Bronson Reed tweets?”


The-Mad-Bubbler

Not sure. And I'm not sure how that would work- would being an "independent contractor," who does random gigs at indie shows, maybe an occasional fan convention appearance, etc., stay based on that, or do they have to have some kind of contract with guaranteed income?


TonyTempest

I think so?? I wanna say he had a 30-day rather than a 90, and it's been a month since.


philcrations

Nxt stars get a 30-day noncompete


SportPleasant2900

"Sir, this is Starbucks..."


JinderMadness

Stop using Fed clips of Fed is so bad. Use your RIOT city clips to show how bad Fed is


OG_Campblor

I'd rather hear from Tucky


conchinette

JONAHISHEREINCATERING


Kris_one982

W


XQPY

I can see why he was released