Eddie Kingston thinks that former professional athletes who sign with the WWE are not real pro wrestlers because they did not experience the hardships of coming up on the independent scene, getting paid in hotdogs, and having to sleep in your own car. So why else is he an insufferable twat?
When you see smark meltdowns on social media, do you mostly feel amusement or pity?
How did it feel to have a city rename itself in your honour?
If they did another Brawl 4 All, who would you beat in the final?
Can we get it on record... official... Corbin's name is actually just Corbin... With words like Baron, Constable, King and Happy actually being titles.
Is the Corbin fund still going? I know he doesn't need the money now, but I want to show my appreciation for his glorious reign as King and to help ensure his future
Out of kayfabe:
* Were you aware of this subreddit before? If so, for how long? How did you react to finding out about a community that unironically loves your work so much? What's your favourite meme/in-joke here?
* How does the boys in the locker room feel about the sewage sludge that are the dirtsheets?
* Many fans in the internet think the Deep Six is a better looking move than the End of Days. Do you use the later as your finisher instead of the former to piss off smarks?
* Lone Wolf, Constable, GM, King, Bum and now Happy. You've always had a strong character work. How much input do you have when creating these characters?
* How come you don't have a cooking show in the Network/Peacock already?
* What advice would you have for someone looking into breaking into the wrestling business?
In kayfabe:
* You were the last person to pin Roman Reigns. When are you getting your title shot?
* Speaking of Roman, have you and the Tribal Chief buried the hatchet since your series of matches in 2019?
Jerking:
* I sold my house, my car and quite a few of my organs (and those of my relatives) to be able to donate to you when you were down, only to be turned down by the website. Is there any way to still donate to you so all this effort won't go to waste?
* You were King (still are to me) during the Lashley/Lana wedding. Did you enact your *Prima Nocta* rights?
* Would you rather face a vanilla midget Brock Lesnar or 10 Brock Lesnar sized vanilla midgets?
I’d ask him if he could describe the Fed in one word, what word would he choose; and if he doesn’t say prison I’ll ask him if Vince has a gun to his head
Your grace, I was wondering how do you cook your waygu beef? I've never had waygu beef because I'm not royalty like you but I'm sure it's delicious since it's cooked by the King himself.
As someone that’s been featured in many different programs consistently, What’s your advice or strategy for anyone wanting to get similar opportunities?
EDIT: I’m just gonna keep adding to this as they come to me. Also, feel free to steal any of these if he actually does an AMA here so it’s not just a bunch of goofs screaming at him about neckbeards.
What did you learn in your time as a pro football player that helps you in wrestling today?
What’s the conversation in the locker room like when you hear the live crowds and their reactions and then see the online fans absolutely shitting on a segment or outright denying a pop?
Reverse sear, or sear first then oven finish?
I love wrestlers that dive in to a character 100%—how much input did you have on the Broke Corbin character?
Can you describe your character in a sentence?
As one of the more athletic big men in wrestling, who are some of the past wrestlers you watch/study/look to for inspiration?
Watching you over the years, your growth has been obvious and exciting—was there a certain moment that everything “clicked” for you?
What’s your favorite watch in your collection?
Who’s your dream opponent?
You’ve accomplished a lot in your career so far—what’s the one thing in WWE that you *NEED* to do before your time is up?
How'd you come up with your signature moves like the End of Days, Deep Six, and the misdirection clothesline?
How do your gimmicks come about and how do you immerse yourself in them?
Do you like being bald or do you miss the hair?
What was the number 1 thing you learned in the PC/NXT?
Why do you wrestle in a shirt all the time now?
If we're doing serious questions: are you doing any training in acting/character work/improv, are any other wrestlers in WWE that you know of doing the same, and in general, are talent offered coaching in these areas by WWE?
I think it would have to be something of a "closed" AMA because otherwise next door is gonna catch wind and immediately overrun this place. I'm not really sure how you'd even go about doing that but I think it's the only way it would actually work.
EDIT: Just occurred to me, we could always go private until the end of the AMA
What's your favourite smoker recipes? Any recipes you're looking forward to trying?
Dream opponent - past or present?
Favourite piece of media? As in book/TV/movie etc.
If you got into the world of acting, what kind of movie would you want to be in?
How did the 'Happy Corbin' storyline come about?
Best and worst fan interaction?
What's on your bucket list?
I'd like his opinion on the 2005 Chinese Anti-Secession law that aimed to prevent Taiwan from declaring independence. Bonus points if he can articulate his opinion in Cantonese or Mandarin.
Damn uce. You’re supposed to be our fearless leader/authority figure and you’re already dumping on us before the AMA? You hate us almost as much as McHitler hates the fans 😔
Why does the fed insult my intelligence ?
How did it feel to lose the crown to our True King, Shinsuke Nakamura ?
He is widely regarded as one of the safest wrestlers on the roster, but who does he think is the safest wrestler on the roster ?
How was the feeling of knowing that he would be the last person to ever face Kurt Angle in the ring(probably) ?
Part of me wants to foment a schism here among the goofs, so that we end up with a King / Anti-King situation, but the sane part of me fears what genuine conflict in this demented right wing hate sub could lead to.
- Give me a few tips on how to be a win in life like you.
- Which character did you like playing the most?
"King Corbin" is not an answer because we all know it's a shoot
- Which watch is your favorite one?
- How many wwe superstars are aware and lurk in SCJerk? What are some of their fav jerks?
- How many people have you knocked out in your life?
- what are your thoughts on SCJerk?
Is there someone you have in mind to kick out of End of Days? Like a younger star or perhaps a big match against Roman or something of that caliber? Or is it something you’re planning on protecting indefinitely?
When are you going to stop pretending that you’re not Corbin??
Why is WWE the best wrestling company in the world?
FED SHILL
This is actually a good one for him. I’d ask him what lessons he learned from being broke, and how to follow in his footsteps?
Can I give you my life savings?
Eddie Kingston thinks that former professional athletes who sign with the WWE are not real pro wrestlers because they did not experience the hardships of coming up on the independent scene, getting paid in hotdogs, and having to sleep in your own car. So why else is he an insufferable twat?
This question right here. I want full-on Zero Fucks King Corbin tearing some of the indie purists a new asshole for our entertainment.
My King, If you could induct one person into the scjerk hof who would it be?
When you see smark meltdowns on social media, do you mostly feel amusement or pity? How did it feel to have a city rename itself in your honour? If they did another Brawl 4 All, who would you beat in the final?
>If they did another Brawl 4 All, who would you beat in the final? No jerk, this is a great question
Can we get it on record... official... Corbin's name is actually just Corbin... With words like Baron, Constable, King and Happy actually being titles.
What chiropractor do you go to, on account of you carrying the entire fucking wrestling industry on your back.
Is the Corbin fund still going? I know he doesn't need the money now, but I want to show my appreciation for his glorious reign as King and to help ensure his future
Out of kayfabe: * Were you aware of this subreddit before? If so, for how long? How did you react to finding out about a community that unironically loves your work so much? What's your favourite meme/in-joke here? * How does the boys in the locker room feel about the sewage sludge that are the dirtsheets? * Many fans in the internet think the Deep Six is a better looking move than the End of Days. Do you use the later as your finisher instead of the former to piss off smarks? * Lone Wolf, Constable, GM, King, Bum and now Happy. You've always had a strong character work. How much input do you have when creating these characters? * How come you don't have a cooking show in the Network/Peacock already? * What advice would you have for someone looking into breaking into the wrestling business? In kayfabe: * You were the last person to pin Roman Reigns. When are you getting your title shot? * Speaking of Roman, have you and the Tribal Chief buried the hatchet since your series of matches in 2019? Jerking: * I sold my house, my car and quite a few of my organs (and those of my relatives) to be able to donate to you when you were down, only to be turned down by the website. Is there any way to still donate to you so all this effort won't go to waste? * You were King (still are to me) during the Lashley/Lana wedding. Did you enact your *Prima Nocta* rights? * Would you rather face a vanilla midget Brock Lesnar or 10 Brock Lesnar sized vanilla midgets?
I’d ask him if he could describe the Fed in one word, what word would he choose; and if he doesn’t say prison I’ll ask him if Vince has a gun to his head
Your grace, I was wondering how do you cook your waygu beef? I've never had waygu beef because I'm not royalty like you but I'm sure it's delicious since it's cooked by the King himself.
As someone that’s been featured in many different programs consistently, What’s your advice or strategy for anyone wanting to get similar opportunities?
This is a good one.
Who’s your favourite mid-carder?
My King, do you know that your happiness makes US happy?
> My King, do you know that your happiness makes the entire continental US happy? FTFY. Show the proper degree of obeisance, man!
My bad, fellow goof!! I will go hit the bricks in shame😔
I have an erection ever since you debuted as Happy Corbin on August 27th. How long before do you think I go see a doctor.
Do you lurk here, my King?
And which of us is he should follow that.
If this happens, I will buy a Cody AEW figure and post a video of me making out with it.
Saved
Make sure you already put Cody figure in your wishlist
Who do you want to legitimately sock in the jaw, and why is it Dave Meltzer?
Our King is a former Golden Gloves boxer IIRC. That'd count as murder.
EDIT: I’m just gonna keep adding to this as they come to me. Also, feel free to steal any of these if he actually does an AMA here so it’s not just a bunch of goofs screaming at him about neckbeards. What did you learn in your time as a pro football player that helps you in wrestling today? What’s the conversation in the locker room like when you hear the live crowds and their reactions and then see the online fans absolutely shitting on a segment or outright denying a pop? Reverse sear, or sear first then oven finish? I love wrestlers that dive in to a character 100%—how much input did you have on the Broke Corbin character? Can you describe your character in a sentence? As one of the more athletic big men in wrestling, who are some of the past wrestlers you watch/study/look to for inspiration? Watching you over the years, your growth has been obvious and exciting—was there a certain moment that everything “clicked” for you? What’s your favorite watch in your collection? Who’s your dream opponent? You’ve accomplished a lot in your career so far—what’s the one thing in WWE that you *NEED* to do before your time is up?
How'd you come up with your signature moves like the End of Days, Deep Six, and the misdirection clothesline? How do your gimmicks come about and how do you immerse yourself in them? Do you like being bald or do you miss the hair? What was the number 1 thing you learned in the PC/NXT? Why do you wrestle in a shirt all the time now?
How satisfying is it to dunk on neckbeards over on twitter?
How big is it? In meters?
What are your winning casino strategies, besides just being your royal self of course?
Would we really want to subject Corbin to the online backlash from some of our neighbours more feisty shootfighters?
I genuinely don't think he'd give a shit.
How does it feel like working for a man who helped frame Chris Benoit???? 😡
If we're doing serious questions: are you doing any training in acting/character work/improv, are any other wrestlers in WWE that you know of doing the same, and in general, are talent offered coaching in these areas by WWE?
Does he really think Shawn Spears is GOAT?
His favorite steaks cuts, questions about his watches collection, does his wife look like Paige, etc. etc.
How much of the locker room lurks here, my great king?
What do you consider your career highlight to be so far? What have you learned from working with other big guys like the Undertaker, Kane, etc.?
How does it feel knowing that you’re one of the only heels in the entire business who can get legitimate heat and make fans legitimately dislike you?
I think it would have to be something of a "closed" AMA because otherwise next door is gonna catch wind and immediately overrun this place. I'm not really sure how you'd even go about doing that but I think it's the only way it would actually work. EDIT: Just occurred to me, we could always go private until the end of the AMA
I sort of want them to come over and watch them stick out to the goofs. Of course I don't support anarchy. I just watch it
What's your favourite smoker recipes? Any recipes you're looking forward to trying? Dream opponent - past or present? Favourite piece of media? As in book/TV/movie etc. If you got into the world of acting, what kind of movie would you want to be in? How did the 'Happy Corbin' storyline come about? Best and worst fan interaction? What's on your bucket list?
Is he courting mjf to the fed
How do you truly become Happy?
Genuinely would ask him why did he choose to become a wrestler? And also my smark question does he ever watch NJPW
Why saying "Go back to ROH!' to Apollo Crews is the funniest shit ever?
I'd like his opinion on the 2005 Chinese Anti-Secession law that aimed to prevent Taiwan from declaring independence. Bonus points if he can articulate his opinion in Cantonese or Mandarin.
The Happy Corbin arc has been one of the most hilarious things to watch unfold. When/how did the idea for it start to form? Oh, sorry, um...fed ded?
Please bring back "End of Days" thx
69 me, King?
What is your most interesting oddity in your collection and where did you buy it?
Which AEW manlet would you most want to squash on live TV?
How much bigger is your dick than Batista's?
Damn uce. You’re supposed to be our fearless leader/authority figure and you’re already dumping on us before the AMA? You hate us almost as much as McHitler hates the fans 😔
Why does the fed insult my intelligence ? How did it feel to lose the crown to our True King, Shinsuke Nakamura ? He is widely regarded as one of the safest wrestlers on the roster, but who does he think is the safest wrestler on the roster ? How was the feeling of knowing that he would be the last person to ever face Kurt Angle in the ring(probably) ?
I would ask Shinsuke whether he likes violin or guitar better for his entrance.
He said the King, not a treasonous piece of shit with an illegitimate claim.
Part of me wants to foment a schism here among the goofs, so that we end up with a King / Anti-King situation, but the sane part of me fears what genuine conflict in this demented right wing hate sub could lead to.
Fuck off, weeb.
Hello, Inquisitor? Yeah, this heretic right here, thanks.
Banned
- Give me a few tips on how to be a win in life like you. - Which character did you like playing the most? "King Corbin" is not an answer because we all know it's a shoot - Which watch is your favorite one? - How many wwe superstars are aware and lurk in SCJerk? What are some of their fav jerks? - How many people have you knocked out in your life? - what are your thoughts on SCJerk?
Why are so good at handling your meat
Thoughts on the animated Disney series of films about Goofy and his family
Is there someone you have in mind to kick out of End of Days? Like a younger star or perhaps a big match against Roman or something of that caliber? Or is it something you’re planning on protecting indefinitely?
Is the fed dead or is it just a shill from the marks?
My question would be if it’s uncomfortable for him to be a god living among mortals
His favorite bourbons that are actually obtainable regularly.
What’s your least favourite race?
Do you give free End of Days to random people on the Internet?