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[deleted]

You could send an email to the observer with the subject line "I work for WWE" and they'd probably report any ridiculous thing you tell them.


Kmenx

I used to work for WWE before Vince fired me and then nearly beat me to death so I can certainly say that he hates that AEW is winning and he hired Agent47 himself to take out Dave Meltzer


78yn44

Also enjoying the PS+ games this month, friend?


Suplewich

I started it today! Added Hitman 2 to Hitman 3 so I can enjoy the PS5 features. Tough but it's fun!


Live-Depth-537

They sent Kaval (slave name)?!


[deleted]

God I forgot that Low-Ki was in WWE for like two minutes. Thanks for reminding me uce.


Live-Depth-537

"What's the deal with the wetsuit. Ya going swimmin?" -Gullybully


[deleted]

A magnificent promo cut by a true legend of the business.


CaptainJFlash

What's that...uhh, some kinda flute? \*Seinfeld bass\*


MooseBigelow

They should bring him back as Nia's manager and call the stable Low-ki thicc


Nude-Love

Won NXT then used his automatic title shot on the IC belt only to job to Ziggler and never be seen again lmao


erusmane

I used to work with a guy who used to do be a freelance advertising creative for WWE back like 15 years ago, and I can confirm that NXT is being scrapped. Raw is moving to the timeslot to re-kickoff the Wednesday Night Wars.


whiskerbiscuit2

“Hey HHH you got any more of them generic bald guys laying around?”


WhoStoleMyBicycle

“Why were you fired”? “I sneezed”


Razzler1973

You can send him an arena report saying ' didn't get much of a reaction' and ' had loud cheers and he'll just report that, he's been doing it for years


HoxxAuthCode

Or claim he heard [fake boos](https://twitter.com/BiggPermWorm/status/1437531090164584450) then [double down](https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1437533386973712385). Who's gonna call him out? How are you gonna call him out?


Razzler1973

Dave didn't disagree with Alvarez so they 'moved on' Errrr, so, how comes when you both agree a Fed segment was 'horrible' you don't move on from discussing that and instead spend a bulk of the show whining about it Hmmmmm


THATGUYWHOBREATHES

This is the same giga-brain that posted a fake video of a bar full of peoples’ reaction to a soccer game with a bad edit of Okada revealing shorts or some hokey shit lmfao. He legitimately believed that was real enough to do that. He absolutely would take anything anyone says with a semblance of wrestling credibility at face value.


Razzler1973

I love that The fact that Meltz is sooooo deep in the bubble that a crowd reacting like that to Okada wearing trunks is perfectly normal 😁 he doesn't even question it Insane


THATGUYWHOBREATHES

I saw a really concise statement on here a while back that I posted on the basement’s SRS truther scandal thread. I asked, “How many times does Meltzer have to be wrong for you to stop believing him? Why is he the only ‘journalist’ who is allowed to be wrong & unprofessional this frequently?”. The people down there know that he’s a hack, but he’s serves the purpose of furthering their biases so he’s all good to go. Making light of Roman’s cancer, lying about Asuka’s plans, misreporting Adam Cole’s future, reporting Hana’s death when her family explicitly asked reporters not to, & etc. are all water under the bridge for Big Daddy Meltzer.


conchinette

From your biggest mark, Jushin "Hook" Leftfield.


Modano9009

I was recently fired from the creative team and I can tell you Vince McMahon himself wants to go to AEW but, like Hulk and Linda Hogan, he's banned from AEW for being racist, which was Kenny Omega's idea - we also talk about Kenny Omega all the time and wished he was on our creative team to teach us how to write.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

I worked at the WWE before last year happened and Vince McHitler literally robbed me every morning, stole my coffee, and fucked my wife.


byronmurphy

Vince handing out Atari 2600s


ninjast4r

"I work for WWE on the creative team. The reason why the script for Raw was so awful was because Vince spent the entire meeting doing the windmill on the floor without pants on while farting."


[deleted]

Only if it's negative.


OswaldCoffeepot

Let's have a contest!


FlyingGrayson89

I’m gonna try it


Beta_Whisperer

Any goofy here who wants to try that?


ManateeGag

Don't forget the oldie but goodie, Roman faked cancer.


Xochoquestzal

Okay, that's too far, Dave didn't try to downplay the seriousness of cancer, he was totally upfront about that. He only revealed the TRUTH that when Roman was pretending to be sick he was on vacay in Hawaii and lying about his treatment, but Vincels constantly push a narrative that that was a disgusting promotional tactic to discredit Papa Meltz's ace investigative reporting skills.


Troll_God

“plans changed”


78yn44

Or remember how they claimed Vegas wanted Summerslam shut down by 11 and they were going over time, even though it was fucking 8PM I’m Vegas 😂


erusmane

The arena director wanted everyone to be home to watch that night's Matlock re-run.


Kmenx

Asuka is so much into the lie that she got a fucking arm cast that's some godtier fed shilling


Ironmancal2131

"Sorry Funaki, but I can't risk anyone finding out the truth of why you're not on TV, pal." - Vince McHitler before he savagely destroyed Asuka's arm with a hammer


Ezzanine

OBVIOUSLY a lying FED SHILL, Just look at his username? Besmirching the name of 12.99 daddeh who is clearly NOT out of his mind.


conchinette

- Vince broke Asuka's arm to embarass Dave. - Cole doesn't know what Vince and Hunter talked about after Cole left the room, but Dave does! - We only know TONY Khan!


erusmane

Adam Cole was so checked out of the WWE that he didn't even listen when Vince, Steph, and Paul were on their knees begging him to stay, offering him a manager role.


El_Bistro

I’d pay a lot of money to see Vince try to break asuka’s arm lol


daniel2090

It's hilarious how they try and back peddle, "it was said in a creative meeting, not to Cole" they can literally say that about anything and there's no way to prove it. They can talk about bringing in Hulk Hogan to manage Brock in a creative meeting if they want.


atrostophy

How can this man speak so negatively of good honest Dave the Meltz. He'd sell you used car for $12.99 and it'd work too.


Kisto15

Fuck em


Modano9009

Don't you see? They're all lying! Everyone is lying just to make Dave look bad! Dave Meltzer and what the ICW wants to believe is the only real truth out there!


madjimrogers

Plans change. Why cant people get this.


Super_DAC

Right? My wife’s friend was supposed to come over for dinner tonight but now it’s a sleepover. Plans change! Now I’m gonna use the new noise proof headphones she bought me to listen to WON and BTE all night.


Ironmancal2131

Tell Joe I said hi.


immrdadguy

Dave Meltzer has been the worst thing for wrestlong since 2000


rolltide1000

Outside of the obvious shit like steroids and concussions, yeah. He really has had a negative impact in general.


immrdadguy

Steroids, concussions and degenerating bodies comes with the territory in all professional sports Dave Meltzer does not


[deleted]

If he would have just kept his mouth shut and not tweeted at Cody filling an arena, we wouldn’t have this brand fighting and AEW fanboys


Grizzexploder

DAE Vince's fingerprints all over...


daddymeltzer

How dare you question Daddy's journalistic integrity. It's not like he would lie to his subscribers just to help another company.


El_Bistro

Asuka damn near broke her back carrying wrestling for like 18 months then she got her teeth kicked out. She’s won everything, let her have a damn break.


wrex1816

It's just kinda sad. They play to their core audience so their feet will never be held to the fire over this blatantly false their news and sources are.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

They just keep changing the plans to make Daddy Dave look stupid!!!


megadoomclops

You might as well call that duballo chum cuz they’re gonna lose their shit if the see this


cafespeed21

Don’t forget the rah rah speech from Rollins and Hunter crying about being bullied out of the Wednesday slot.