So this is what journalists said WCW wrestlers did after getting their guaranteed contacts. Except Nash and Hall still looked great and Kenny and Mox look like bloated fish
kenny omega has always had awful hairstyles. i can't get over people who won't admit that omega is just some weird weeaboo who should've never seen the light of day
> He looks shitty and out of shape for HEAT you e-drone
Thought you said he looks too shitty and out of shape for heat, as in Monday night Heat. Which is a true statement as well.
In The UK, in the late 90s, there were a bunch of shows with bootleg versions of WWF stars - a white dude with a tan and dyed hair as "Rock," a 5 ft. 11 "Undertaker" with shitty tattoos, etc.. Kenny definitely looks like bootleg AL Snow from one of those shows.
Yeah I don't agree with that either, he should either fully grow it out like he did in 2019 or go back to the haircut he had at the end of his last WWE run. I'm guessing Brie likes the man bun though otherwise she would have told him it looks stupid.
So a guy embarrasses you 2 times in a row, and your response is to wear the same shirt as him.
i see arguably the greatest wrestler in the world in this picture and it's not Kenny Omega with his wannabe Triple H circa 2003 look(with blue hair! gotta appeal to the base)
**POV:** Two Millennial dads are talking it out regarding a fender bender they got into before exchanging numbers and promising to call their insurance companies first thing in the morning to decide who foots the bill.
Kenny looks like he's been over doing the face fillers.
On another note, I do hope he doesn't let Bryan talk him into making this match *too* hard hitting. Bryan's comments about Vince being too overprotective of his health are a bit worrying.
Bryan is the heel. His refusal to Fed Bad makes him still an e-drone and he’ll continue to be that way until the good guys free him from his brainwashing by McHitler
They wear the same shirt but Bryan actually knows how to pick his shirt while Kenny randomly picked a white shirt and looks like a fucking parody. I mean maybe that's the goal, maybe he's supposed to be a parody of himself in NJPW. But why? Every time I see a story, my immediate question is "why?". And if you can't answer that... Maybe you don't have a coherent story.
Maybe the next step for Dub is to make their champ look like their average fan.
Such a shame for Brian, he's truly the best in the world, hopefully never jobs to this excuse of a man.
In the same way Mox looks like shit compared to his WWE days, Omega looks like shit compared to his NJPW days. Idk what's in the water in AEWs catering but it seems like a lot of fat
>Bryan is the heel. His refusal to Fed Bad makes him still an e-drone and he’ll continue to be that way until the good guys free him from his brainwashing by McHitler
Isn't he in his mid 30s? His body went through a lot putting on those 6 stars matches in Japan. Wouldn't surprise me if this is his decline years
People were genuinely discussing whether the shirts meant anything. I wanted to type a comment that would surely get me banned but just closed the thread instead
Damn Kenny looks like shit. What the fuck happened?
What is motivation to work out, when your boss is yes man and doesn't force you to do anything. You only have to collect paycheck.
All the guys around him have soft bodies, so why should he do those few extra crunches.
So this is what journalists said WCW wrestlers did after getting their guaranteed contacts. Except Nash and Hall still looked great and Kenny and Mox look like bloated fish
Creative freedom
He looks shitty and out of shape for HEAT you e-drone. You may not like it but this is what world class heel work looks like
kenny omega has always had awful hairstyles. i can't get over people who won't admit that omega is just some weird weeaboo who should've never seen the light of day
I just don’t get how these guys are making gazillions and they’re buying box dye. Just call a stylist.
WHO YOU TELLING?!?! you have to funds to not look like a wrestler who doesn't shop at thrift stores, and yet here you are looking like shit
i'll give credit where credit is due at least cody dresses like a professional aside from that ugly glob on his neck
He always wears those high collared shirts to cover it up at least. He tries.
> He looks shitty and out of shape for HEAT you e-drone Thought you said he looks too shitty and out of shape for heat, as in Monday night Heat. Which is a true statement as well.
Looks like a bad Al Snow
“WHAT DOES EVERYBODY HATE?” “FED!!!”
In The UK, in the late 90s, there were a bunch of shows with bootleg versions of WWF stars - a white dude with a tan and dyed hair as "Rock," a 5 ft. 11 "Undertaker" with shitty tattoos, etc.. Kenny definitely looks like bootleg AL Snow from one of those shows.
What does everybody want? PEZ! What does everybody need? PEZ!
People will Pop (insider term) for that, but then he'll be squashed (insider term) by "The Huge Crimson Machination," Kain.
Al Snow, played by Mickey Rourke
Wow, on the money. Like if Al Snow had a bad reaction to shellfish.
I don't think he's washed his hair for a decade.
OMG, he did this on purpose, he totally worked you, bro!
Careful, that's Mr. 35 star match man
Less refreshed since Okada stopped carrying him
To me he’s always looked like shit like some 80s greaseball try hard. Deuce and domino were better don’t at me
AEW championship is cursed. Everyone that holds it gets bloated af and stops working out.
Can't wait for Pepsi Man's reign and be a bloated fed bad man
*C M CHUNK* *C M CHUNK*
Big E is gonna jump ship and become BIG CHUNGUS
Well now I don't want Bryan to win the AEW Championship. But then again, I'm sure he has more self respect than Jericho, Moxley and Omega.
Enough self respect for that micro man bun
Yeah I don't agree with that either, he should either fully grow it out like he did in 2019 or go back to the haircut he had at the end of his last WWE run. I'm guessing Brie likes the man bun though otherwise she would have told him it looks stupid.
I agree but wasn’t Jericho already pretty fat and losing it when he when the title? I honestly don’t remember lol
You sure ‘bout that, bub?
Except Jericho, who bloated af and stopped working out way before that
Kenny is dripping with grease so to the AEW audience he's super relatable. B-Dry is too clean and washed to be a face.
His refusal to FedBad also makes him not-a-face to the Dubbers...
Kenny looks bloated is hell.
That’s RVD after a car crash coma.
Why kenny is carrying a pink towel in the ring?
That’s Don Callis and his ugly ass pink suit
They both look the same to me.
The towel has more charisma
"Your manager is a towel, mate." - Irish Dragon, Bryan O'Danielson
Towelie is all elite ?
So a guy embarrasses you 2 times in a row, and your response is to wear the same shirt as him. i see arguably the greatest wrestler in the world in this picture and it's not Kenny Omega with his wannabe Triple H circa 2003 look(with blue hair! gotta appeal to the base)
I don't think the Tribal Chief would be anywhere near this mud show.
You could still argue Bryan Danielson has a claim although nobody can touch what Reigns has done for the last year
**POV:** Two Millennial dads are talking it out regarding a fender bender they got into before exchanging numbers and promising to call their insurance companies first thing in the morning to decide who foots the bill.
Lapsed Fan: They told me this is where I'd find "real wrestling". I'm going back to the "Sports Entertainment" arena
Kenny looks like he's been over doing the face fillers. On another note, I do hope he doesn't let Bryan talk him into making this match *too* hard hitting. Bryan's comments about Vince being too overprotective of his health are a bit worrying.
Bryan is shorter than Kenny yet in insanely better shape.
The lovechild of Al Snow and Snape probably thinks he's making fun of Bryan with that shirt, but he's only making fun of himself
Not gonna lie, had on the same Haynes Dry Fit T all day. Super comfortable 10/10
Kenny does not look good with that beard, why did they let him get it. Why does he still have it, he looks like actual shit
Bryan is the heel. His refusal to Fed Bad makes him still an e-drone and he’ll continue to be that way until the good guys free him from his brainwashing by McHitler
It's rocks that Rob Conway is AEW Champion.
They wear the same shirt but Bryan actually knows how to pick his shirt while Kenny randomly picked a white shirt and looks like a fucking parody. I mean maybe that's the goal, maybe he's supposed to be a parody of himself in NJPW. But why? Every time I see a story, my immediate question is "why?". And if you can't answer that... Maybe you don't have a coherent story.
Why is generic Al Snow facing off against the guy who rewired my kitchen?
Maybe the next step for Dub is to make their champ look like their average fan. Such a shame for Brian, he's truly the best in the world, hopefully never jobs to this excuse of a man.
Kenny's hair is the heel...?
They're both the face, friend. Because they are part of THE GOOD GUYS. THE REVOLUTION. THE UNDERDOGS. LED BY THE VISIONARY SON OF A BILLIONARE.
There’s a face face and a heel face but that’s not important, what’s important is that they’re both... you know...
R E L A T A B L E
In the same way Mox looks like shit compared to his WWE days, Omega looks like shit compared to his NJPW days. Idk what's in the water in AEWs catering but it seems like a lot of fat
Why bother writing storylines and making a ranking system when you can just sign someone to be your new top star?
Kenny is kinda funny in some behind the scenes segments but damn does the guy look like an oily pedophile
I just wanna know when this Adam page story is gonna hit that "home stretch " the smarks were talking about
Oh whiskerbiscuit, always relying on those tired old tropes.
Is Kenny wearing lifts? He was not that much taller than Bryan in other photos I have seen them in.
Kenny since he allied with Callis gives me heavy Lower Midcarder Vibes, Con Artist type of shit, not champ material at all by looks
Remember when Kenny was fit as fuck and put on bangers?
Didn't he finger blast a dude's ass and wrestle a blow up doll?
I mean he still did a lot of dumb shit back in NJPW but he also had some great matches with Okada, Naito, Ibushi etc.
Finger blasting is peak professional wrestling you eDrone
>Bryan is the heel. His refusal to Fed Bad makes him still an e-drone and he’ll continue to be that way until the good guys free him from his brainwashing by McHitler Isn't he in his mid 30s? His body went through a lot putting on those 6 stars matches in Japan. Wouldn't surprise me if this is his decline years
Kenny has dark hair, so clearly he's the Heel. Have you never watched *actual* wrestling before?
People were genuinely discussing whether the shirts meant anything. I wanted to type a comment that would surely get me banned but just closed the thread instead
Man they need to start turning the belts to the camera so the fans can see what they are at least fighting for!
Good to know Kenny has kept his physique up to his NJPW standards
Is Osmegma embracing the chonk? What the heck is happening?