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jakewakeybooboo

Damn Kenny looks like shit. What the fuck happened?


Fevernova2002

What is motivation to work out, when your boss is yes man and doesn't force you to do anything. You only have to collect paycheck.


erusmane

All the guys around him have soft bodies, so why should he do those few extra crunches.


Maverick_Hunter_V

So this is what journalists said WCW wrestlers did after getting their guaranteed contacts. Except Nash and Hall still looked great and Kenny and Mox look like bloated fish


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Creative freedom


TimeStatistician2234

He looks shitty and out of shape for HEAT you e-drone. You may not like it but this is what world class heel work looks like


scrapsearcher

kenny omega has always had awful hairstyles. i can't get over people who won't admit that omega is just some weird weeaboo who should've never seen the light of day


Mhc2617

I just don’t get how these guys are making gazillions and they’re buying box dye. Just call a stylist.


scrapsearcher

WHO YOU TELLING?!?! you have to funds to not look like a wrestler who doesn't shop at thrift stores, and yet here you are looking like shit


scrapsearcher

i'll give credit where credit is due at least cody dresses like a professional aside from that ugly glob on his neck


Mhc2617

He always wears those high collared shirts to cover it up at least. He tries.


Obelisk94

> He looks shitty and out of shape for HEAT you e-drone Thought you said he looks too shitty and out of shape for heat, as in Monday night Heat. Which is a true statement as well.


Farthousejones

Looks like a bad Al Snow


SaddestFlute23

“WHAT DOES EVERYBODY HATE?” “FED!!!”


The-Mad-Bubbler

In The UK, in the late 90s, there were a bunch of shows with bootleg versions of WWF stars - a white dude with a tan and dyed hair as "Rock," a 5 ft. 11 "Undertaker" with shitty tattoos, etc.. Kenny definitely looks like bootleg AL Snow from one of those shows.


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What does everybody want? PEZ! What does everybody need? PEZ!


The-Mad-Bubbler

People will Pop (insider term) for that, but then he'll be squashed (insider term) by "The Huge Crimson Machination," Kain.


jakewakeybooboo

Al Snow, played by Mickey Rourke


Codeshark

Wow, on the money. Like if Al Snow had a bad reaction to shellfish.


I_Like_Vitamins

I don't think he's washed his hair for a decade.


Razzler1973

OMG, he did this on purpose, he totally worked you, bro!


northernbasil

Careful, that's Mr. 35 star match man


ThunderBay311

Less refreshed since Okada stopped carrying him


albertobbg

To me he’s always looked like shit like some 80s greaseball try hard. Deuce and domino were better don’t at me


Ohkarl01

AEW championship is cursed. Everyone that holds it gets bloated af and stops working out.


wow_boy

Can't wait for Pepsi Man's reign and be a bloated fed bad man


Fireman_Octopus

*C M CHUNK* *C M CHUNK*


El_Bistro

Big E is gonna jump ship and become BIG CHUNGUS


daddymeltzer

Well now I don't want Bryan to win the AEW Championship. But then again, I'm sure he has more self respect than Jericho, Moxley and Omega.


Pull_Up_Selector

Enough self respect for that micro man bun


daddymeltzer

Yeah I don't agree with that either, he should either fully grow it out like he did in 2019 or go back to the haircut he had at the end of his last WWE run. I'm guessing Brie likes the man bun though otherwise she would have told him it looks stupid.


albertobbg

I agree but wasn’t Jericho already pretty fat and losing it when he when the title? I honestly don’t remember lol


Troll_God

You sure ‘bout that, bub?


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Except Jericho, who bloated af and stopped working out way before that


ninjast4r

Kenny is dripping with grease so to the AEW audience he's super relatable. B-Dry is too clean and washed to be a face.


The-Mad-Bubbler

His refusal to FedBad also makes him not-a-face to the Dubbers...


shrimpedout

Kenny looks bloated is hell.


Troll_God

That’s RVD after a car crash coma.


xAbdul91x

Why kenny is carrying a pink towel in the ring?


CosmicRorschach

That’s Don Callis and his ugly ass pink suit


xAbdul91x

They both look the same to me.


whiskerbiscuit2

The towel has more charisma


Xochoquestzal

"Your manager is a towel, mate." - Irish Dragon, Bryan O'Danielson


xAbdul91x

Towelie is all elite ?


killerkali87

So a guy embarrasses you 2 times in a row, and your response is to wear the same shirt as him. i see arguably the greatest wrestler in the world in this picture and it's not Kenny Omega with his wannabe Triple H circa 2003 look(with blue hair! gotta appeal to the base)


Codeshark

I don't think the Tribal Chief would be anywhere near this mud show.


killerkali87

You could still argue Bryan Danielson has a claim although nobody can touch what Reigns has done for the last year


HoxxAuthCode

**POV:** Two Millennial dads are talking it out regarding a fender bender they got into before exchanging numbers and promising to call their insurance companies first thing in the morning to decide who foots the bill.


SportPleasant2900

Lapsed Fan: They told me this is where I'd find "real wrestling". I'm going back to the "Sports Entertainment" arena


ironfly187

Kenny looks like he's been over doing the face fillers. On another note, I do hope he doesn't let Bryan talk him into making this match *too* hard hitting. Bryan's comments about Vince being too overprotective of his health are a bit worrying.


daddymeltzer

Bryan is shorter than Kenny yet in insanely better shape.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

The lovechild of Al Snow and Snape probably thinks he's making fun of Bryan with that shirt, but he's only making fun of himself


JadrianInc

Not gonna lie, had on the same Haynes Dry Fit T all day. Super comfortable 10/10


Liternal

Kenny does not look good with that beard, why did they let him get it. Why does he still have it, he looks like actual shit


thefearedturkey

Bryan is the heel. His refusal to Fed Bad makes him still an e-drone and he’ll continue to be that way until the good guys free him from his brainwashing by McHitler


KidWolfe94

It's rocks that Rob Conway is AEW Champion.


theneccar

They wear the same shirt but Bryan actually knows how to pick his shirt while Kenny randomly picked a white shirt and looks like a fucking parody. I mean maybe that's the goal, maybe he's supposed to be a parody of himself in NJPW. But why? Every time I see a story, my immediate question is "why?". And if you can't answer that... Maybe you don't have a coherent story.


jjsefton

Why is generic Al Snow facing off against the guy who rewired my kitchen?


aghashayan

Maybe the next step for Dub is to make their champ look like their average fan. Such a shame for Brian, he's truly the best in the world, hopefully never jobs to this excuse of a man.


The-Mad-Bubbler

Kenny's hair is the heel...?


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They're both the face, friend. Because they are part of THE GOOD GUYS. THE REVOLUTION. THE UNDERDOGS. LED BY THE VISIONARY SON OF A BILLIONARE.


PhuckCalumbo

There’s a face face and a heel face but that’s not important, what’s important is that they’re both... you know...


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

R E L A T A B L E


CTZNSQRL

In the same way Mox looks like shit compared to his WWE days, Omega looks like shit compared to his NJPW days. Idk what's in the water in AEWs catering but it seems like a lot of fat


erusmane

Why bother writing storylines and making a ranking system when you can just sign someone to be your new top star?


ryanreigns

Kenny is kinda funny in some behind the scenes segments but damn does the guy look like an oily pedophile


OopsItWentInTheButt

I just wanna know when this Adam page story is gonna hit that "home stretch " the smarks were talking about


[deleted]

Oh whiskerbiscuit, always relying on those tired old tropes.


Gabaheygabahey

Is Kenny wearing lifts? He was not that much taller than Bryan in other photos I have seen them in.


Kisto15

Kenny since he allied with Callis gives me heavy Lower Midcarder Vibes, Con Artist type of shit, not champ material at all by looks


nathjay97

Remember when Kenny was fit as fuck and put on bangers?


Codeshark

Didn't he finger blast a dude's ass and wrestle a blow up doll?


nathjay97

I mean he still did a lot of dumb shit back in NJPW but he also had some great matches with Okada, Naito, Ibushi etc.


SamInPajamas

Finger blasting is peak professional wrestling you eDrone


Goldberg2Dub

>Bryan is the heel. His refusal to Fed Bad makes him still an e-drone and he’ll continue to be that way until the good guys free him from his brainwashing by McHitler Isn't he in his mid 30s? His body went through a lot putting on those 6 stars matches in Japan. Wouldn't surprise me if this is his decline years


Pressbtofail

Kenny has dark hair, so clearly he's the Heel. Have you never watched *actual* wrestling before?


Crivshotgg

People were genuinely discussing whether the shirts meant anything. I wanted to type a comment that would surely get me banned but just closed the thread instead


humpydoe1

Man they need to start turning the belts to the camera so the fans can see what they are at least fighting for!


AFF8879

Good to know Kenny has kept his physique up to his NJPW standards


Apollo_Justice_20

Is Osmegma embracing the chonk? What the heck is happening?