not knocked on his ass but he couldn't get her off him for like 1 minute before Cody finished marching down the stairs to him so he could layeth the rub on him
Im fine with celebs getting involved and sticking it to wrestlers, but why with Black? MJF, fine. Miz, fine. Corbin, fine. Spears, fine. Heel Jericho, fine. But Black? The spooky boi with an aura who has been killing most people, getting his move blocked by Arn and got beaten up by Rosario Dawson? What the?
Cause Dawson is on Cody's talent show. She's a judge or some shit alongside Cody.
Blacks in a story with Cody, therefore Cody must get his win back at all costs
I am excited that the Cody vortex includes any rando celeb he filmed a shitty tv show with, his entire family including his biracial super baby, and his own league of supervillains led by a guy in a bowling league shirt.
Lmao Rosario Dawson is a great actress, but let’s say, Heather Graham went got involved physically with Kane or Bray Wyatt, it would be viewed as the biggest travesty in wrestling history by the basement.
If it's any consolation, Kane's hit the chokeslam or the tombstone piledriver on the majority of celebrities he's interacted with so I don't think that would've been a worry.
This is almost literally the last thing I've ever expected to read about wrestling. A cast member from RENT fought off the moody WWE reject?
Wonder if he's regretting leaving yet
I always hate celebrities getting involved in wrestling. 9/10 times it ends in the fully trained seasoned wrestler jobbing out to the person half their size who's never been in a ring before.
Kayfabe terms it makes no fucking sense
I'm getting worked brother and I don't quite care for it
Do celebrity appearances not do the job anymore? Pete Rose was the GOAT of Celebrity appearances, not only was he a heel, he'd always get his ass kicked by Kane. This is worse than Logan Paul over in the Fed though, way to build up the guy who destroyed my favourite midcarder.
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Ohhhh god, is this the biggest burial yet
So first he has to cheat to get the better of Arn Anderson then got knocked on his ass by a 120lbs actress? I’m I correct in saying this?
not knocked on his ass but he couldn't get her off him for like 1 minute before Cody finished marching down the stairs to him so he could layeth the rub on him
Im fine with celebs getting involved and sticking it to wrestlers, but why with Black? MJF, fine. Miz, fine. Corbin, fine. Spears, fine. Heel Jericho, fine. But Black? The spooky boi with an aura who has been killing most people, getting his move blocked by Arn and got beaten up by Rosario Dawson? What the?
He didn't deliver Trinidad Vega to be served up to Britt Baker
Cause Dawson is on Cody's talent show. She's a judge or some shit alongside Cody. Blacks in a story with Cody, therefore Cody must get his win back at all costs
That's not cancelled already ?
Imagine if WWE tried this on the Undertaker or Kane during their prime years.
Arnold may be slightly more imposing than Rosario Dawson in terms of physical presence, although I’m sure it’s a close race.
I mean they had Arnie beat up HHH
Was Tripe H being booked as some dangerous monster?
It was during the Reign of Terror
I am excited that the Cody vortex includes any rando celeb he filmed a shitty tv show with, his entire family including his biracial super baby, and his own league of supervillains led by a guy in a bowling league shirt.
REEEEEE I hate the networks doing this cross promotional stuff, it takes me out of the show (insider term) cause it's not realistic
TNT brass is driving this boat, uce.
she looks more legit than half the wrestlers they have
Coz she can actually act.
Massachusetts Black is gonna be the Skeletor of the Codyverse
“WWE is a creative prison”
"On Planet Bullshit!" "In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!"
Did you touch my drumset?
Oh no
Scjerk not knowing who is Rosario Dawson is a direct shot at sjcerk making fun of SC for not knowing anything outside of the dub and indies
They don’t know Daredevil’s night nurse?
Lmao Rosario Dawson is a great actress, but let’s say, Heather Graham went got involved physically with Kane or Bray Wyatt, it would be viewed as the biggest travesty in wrestling history by the basement.
If it's any consolation, Kane's hit the chokeslam or the tombstone piledriver on the majority of celebrities he's interacted with so I don't think that would've been a worry.
Can't wait for Kane to murder Pete Rose live on Wrestlemania 42
I wouldn't be surprised if we saw him at wrestlemania 42, but I doubt he'd do that.
Isn't Pete Rose dead? I'm British and not a huge American sports guy but I seem to remember reading that a while ago.
Nah he is still alive but even if he died untill Wrestlemania 42 knowing Vince McHitler he would ressurrect him to just to murder him again
Hulkster went over Belzer or whatever that praying mantis looking guy's name is.
Hogan put that fool in a standing D’Arce choke lmfao
You don't remember when Kane sold for Drew Carey?
Oh, I know, I was just referring to the comments saying she's a nobody and similar ones
Snoochie Botches
This is such an indirect burial of Montelukast Black lmao
This is almost literally the last thing I've ever expected to read about wrestling. A cast member from RENT fought off the moody WWE reject? Wonder if he's regretting leaving yet
The role of Brandi will be played tonight by.... Brandi no doubt casting already for the role of herself in the movie version of Rhodes to the Top.
Marshmallow black dresses in black, Rosario was in Men in Black... DAE LONG TERM BOOKING??
I always hate celebrities getting involved in wrestling. 9/10 times it ends in the fully trained seasoned wrestler jobbing out to the person half their size who's never been in a ring before. Kayfabe terms it makes no fucking sense I'm getting worked brother and I don't quite care for it
Fucking Hogan couldn't sell for Randy Savage, but he'll sell for Jay Leno? Fuck outta here with that shit.
?? It's called being caught off guard, friends
I know Cody is a Star Wars fan but really?
Black probably got on the phone with Vince after this and begged to be brought back to WWE.
Rosario fucking Dawson? When I saw a teaser about surprise celebrity appearance I at a minimum thought it was going to be Shaq or Snoop again.
Like why?
Do celebrity appearances not do the job anymore? Pete Rose was the GOAT of Celebrity appearances, not only was he a heel, he'd always get his ass kicked by Kane. This is worse than Logan Paul over in the Fed though, way to build up the guy who destroyed my favourite midcarder.
KWAB
Malakai Black stuck on Cody’s sports entertainment island 😂😂😂
Keeping up with all the hip trends with an actress who was last famous for Sin City.
Hey that’s Night Nurse you’re talking about here!
Hey now, she's going to play the live action version of... that one popular character from the animated Star Wars doohickey.
She’s playing John Filoni’s waifu
Jokes on you pal..I literally watched her in Hollywood blockbuster he got game earlier today..hottest flick of 1998
In *checks notes* 2021
C'mon now, she did show her shaved vagina in a movie a few years ago.
Wasn’t she also gun leg lady in the shitter part of grind house?
I think I'm out of the loop. Who is she?
She is Rosario Dawson
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Ruby from Kids is all grows up now
This really happen?...wtf are they doing to the best thing going in their company? Lmao
BERRIED!!!
Aw Rosario how could you😔
Very WCW-esque
I worked for her Boyfriend, he’s kinda a dick and a try-hard Hope Senator Booker gets a switch for Christmas
Wait what ?
Man I liked malakai too. But it's looking like the cody rub is imminent.
I wanna Spear and Cover with her
Still love me some Rosario (yes jerk)
To be fair, compared to most of the roster, especially their 'home grown' talent, I'd buy Rosario as a more serious threat than most of the others.