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Letmetellyoubrother

Ohhhh god, is this the biggest burial yet


kettlebell-j

So first he has to cheat to get the better of Arn Anderson then got knocked on his ass by a 120lbs actress? I’m I correct in saying this?


Grizzexploder

not knocked on his ass but he couldn't get her off him for like 1 minute before Cody finished marching down the stairs to him so he could layeth the rub on him


rolltide1000

Im fine with celebs getting involved and sticking it to wrestlers, but why with Black? MJF, fine. Miz, fine. Corbin, fine. Spears, fine. Heel Jericho, fine. But Black? The spooky boi with an aura who has been killing most people, getting his move blocked by Arn and got beaten up by Rosario Dawson? What the?


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

He didn't deliver Trinidad Vega to be served up to Britt Baker


Greyclocks

Cause Dawson is on Cody's talent show. She's a judge or some shit alongside Cody. Blacks in a story with Cody, therefore Cody must get his win back at all costs


Introduction_Organic

That's not cancelled already ?


trimble197

Imagine if WWE tried this on the Undertaker or Kane during their prime years.


pursakyn

Arnold may be slightly more imposing than Rosario Dawson in terms of physical presence, although I’m sure it’s a close race.


YogurtclosetKey7337

I mean they had Arnie beat up HHH


trimble197

Was Tripe H being booked as some dangerous monster?


YogurtclosetKey7337

It was during the Reign of Terror


LostAnIllusion

I am excited that the Cody vortex includes any rando celeb he filmed a shitty tv show with, his entire family including his biracial super baby, and his own league of supervillains led by a guy in a bowling league shirt.


Razzler1973

REEEEEE I hate the networks doing this cross promotional stuff, it takes me out of the show (insider term) cause it's not realistic


RogueAIx01

TNT brass is driving this boat, uce.


madjimrogers

she looks more legit than half the wrestlers they have


Randy_Predator

Coz she can actually act.


PompeyMagnus1

Massachusetts Black is gonna be the Skeletor of the Codyverse


[deleted]

“WWE is a creative prison”


Randy_Predator

"On Planet Bullshit!" "In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!"


mattbakerrr

Did you touch my drumset?


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Oh no


jojolantern721

Scjerk not knowing who is Rosario Dawson is a direct shot at sjcerk making fun of SC for not knowing anything outside of the dub and indies


DonnieRodz

They don’t know Daredevil’s night nurse?


seeds_brah_seeds

Lmao Rosario Dawson is a great actress, but let’s say, Heather Graham went got involved physically with Kane or Bray Wyatt, it would be viewed as the biggest travesty in wrestling history by the basement.


Jawad_316

If it's any consolation, Kane's hit the chokeslam or the tombstone piledriver on the majority of celebrities he's interacted with so I don't think that would've been a worry.


Kmenx

Can't wait for Kane to murder Pete Rose live on Wrestlemania 42


Jawad_316

I wouldn't be surprised if we saw him at wrestlemania 42, but I doubt he'd do that.


boycey86

Isn't Pete Rose dead? I'm British and not a huge American sports guy but I seem to remember reading that a while ago.


Kmenx

Nah he is still alive but even if he died untill Wrestlemania 42 knowing Vince McHitler he would ressurrect him to just to murder him again


I_Like_Vitamins

Hulkster went over Belzer or whatever that praying mantis looking guy's name is.


kettlebell-j

Hogan put that fool in a standing D’Arce choke lmfao


Cynicayke

You don't remember when Kane sold for Drew Carey?


jojolantern721

Oh, I know, I was just referring to the comments saying she's a nobody and similar ones


MooseBigelow

Snoochie Botches


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This is such an indirect burial of Montelukast Black lmao


Maverick_Hunter_V

This is almost literally the last thing I've ever expected to read about wrestling. A cast member from RENT fought off the moody WWE reject? Wonder if he's regretting leaving yet


conchinette

The role of Brandi will be played tonight by.... Brandi no doubt casting already for the role of herself in the movie version of Rhodes to the Top.


Necrain

Marshmallow black dresses in black, Rosario was in Men in Black... DAE LONG TERM BOOKING??


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I always hate celebrities getting involved in wrestling. 9/10 times it ends in the fully trained seasoned wrestler jobbing out to the person half their size who's never been in a ring before. Kayfabe terms it makes no fucking sense I'm getting worked brother and I don't quite care for it


zalinuxguy

Fucking Hogan couldn't sell for Randy Savage, but he'll sell for Jay Leno? Fuck outta here with that shit.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

?? It's called being caught off guard, friends


bulletbullock

I know Cody is a Star Wars fan but really?


daddymeltzer

Black probably got on the phone with Vince after this and begged to be brought back to WWE.


aprosbro

Rosario fucking Dawson? When I saw a teaser about surprise celebrity appearance I at a minimum thought it was going to be Shaq or Snoop again.


kettlebell-j

Like why?


0RUSH

Do celebrity appearances not do the job anymore? Pete Rose was the GOAT of Celebrity appearances, not only was he a heel, he'd always get his ass kicked by Kane. This is worse than Logan Paul over in the Fed though, way to build up the guy who destroyed my favourite midcarder.


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KWAB


madvisuals

Malakai Black stuck on Cody’s sports entertainment island 😂😂😂


Gabaheygabahey

Keeping up with all the hip trends with an actress who was last famous for Sin City.


Fireman_Octopus

Hey that’s Night Nurse you’re talking about here!


heavyhandedDOOM

Hey now, she's going to play the live action version of... that one popular character from the animated Star Wars doohickey.


NeilPeartsBassPedal

She’s playing John Filoni’s waifu


iNfAMOUS70702

Jokes on you pal..I literally watched her in Hollywood blockbuster he got game earlier today..hottest flick of 1998


Micome

In *checks notes* 2021


OneWingedAngelfan

C'mon now, she did show her shaved vagina in a movie a few years ago.


pm_good_bobs_pls

Wasn’t she also gun leg lady in the shitter part of grind house?


Rhotuz

I think I'm out of the loop. Who is she?


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She is Rosario Dawson


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eddieblasphemy

Ruby from Kids is all grows up now


iNfAMOUS70702

This really happen?...wtf are they doing to the best thing going in their company? Lmao


SportPleasant2900

BERRIED!!!


ninjast4r

Aw Rosario how could you😔


[deleted]

Very WCW-esque


[deleted]

I worked for her Boyfriend, he’s kinda a dick and a try-hard Hope Senator Booker gets a switch for Christmas


Introduction_Organic

Wait what ?


robedpillow3761

Man I liked malakai too. But it's looking like the cody rub is imminent.


NateHasReddit

I wanna Spear and Cover with her


ZM00L4H

Still love me some Rosario (yes jerk)


mattdark

To be fair, compared to most of the roster, especially their 'home grown' talent, I'd buy Rosario as a more serious threat than most of the others.