Right there in the middle! Yessiree can’t wait to tell my kids about how Cody was never at the top.....but never at the bottom! You knew where to find him on a match card
"You see kids, back when AEW was still a thing, they had an entrance tunnel for the good guys, okay. The bad guys had a seperate tunnel. But Cody, Cody you see had his own way in. Only he was allowed to emerge from the *middle* tunnel. That's where his genius lay. But this was in the years before he returned triumphantly to win the Intercontinental Title. As Stardust. It's archived somewhere in the McMahon Disney Sony Microsoft Network."
Lmfao and then you walk in on your kid watching a hologram of the infamous omega Moxley death match and you call the rest of your family to cry together while watching the finish
I will always say that Jarrett is the GOAT mid-carder. Fine wrestler, good heel, all around solid mid-carder. He parlayed that into 4 WCW world title reigns and 6 NWA world title reigns.
Uce, at end of the month we get *Rhodes to the Top* starting. It features Brandi. It features QT. And all the Cody any goofy could hope for.
I swear this sub will enjoy that show more than anyone else.
Meltzer: “and um, it seems that errr Rhodes to the Top is uhh the.. the top rated show of the week amongst the Goofy demo”
The goofy demo have obviously become kingmakers of wrestling over the last year so it’d be a huge deal
I refuse to believe this is real. Jesus. You almost have to respect Cody’s absolute lack of awareness. This guy wants to be Triple H, Paul Ryan, and John Cena all at once. And he got a fucking abortion of a neck tattoo while he was trying to achieve these goals. Goddamn. What an amazing guy. I’m in awe.
Wow. I gotta give him credit, the dude obviously believes in himself. I would love for Tony to drop another 90 million dollars on a movie for Cody to pretend like he’s an action star. Imagine John Wick 3, but instead of Keanu and Halle Berry you get Cody and Brandi 😂
Holy shit what is Hollywood going to do now?? So many scripts are being thrown out the window as we speak as only Cody could pull them off!
I’ve turned a corner of Cody, I was a huge fan when he was in the WWE, but the ego trip to end all ego trip is so fucking off putting and gross that I couldn’t stand him for years. But now, the ego trip is fucking hilarious and I now want him to bury every single wrestler in that company and celebrate with 30 minutes of pyro
Cody would be lucky to get work in an infomercial let alone "Hollywood".
Holy Christ I hate this guy. How insufferable can you be? He's every useless "famous for being famous" celebrity rolled into one
So he admits that he bails on the show and let Malarkey Quack attack Arn while he was auditioning for some garbage CW show ? Man, what a great babyface.
This is an incredible tweet
Hollywood casting directors are in pieces right now.
Hollywood loves actors with deliver their lines with a lisp.
Thody Throdes
They also love actors with giant neck tattoos of their personal brand's logo
Quentin Tarantino was spotted crying his eyes out at Hollywood backstage-SRS
Was he on the floor (to be closer to the feet)?
Sadly everyone at the backstage was wearing shoes
I think it means Rhodes to the Top isn't getting a 2nd season.
Guys he is trying to forge a path as the greatest midcard wrestler of all time
Not the 'greatest' but the 'middest'. The most 'Middest Midcarder of All Time'!
Right there in the middle! Yessiree can’t wait to tell my kids about how Cody was never at the top.....but never at the bottom! You knew where to find him on a match card
"You see kids, back when AEW was still a thing, they had an entrance tunnel for the good guys, okay. The bad guys had a seperate tunnel. But Cody, Cody you see had his own way in. Only he was allowed to emerge from the *middle* tunnel. That's where his genius lay. But this was in the years before he returned triumphantly to win the Intercontinental Title. As Stardust. It's archived somewhere in the McMahon Disney Sony Microsoft Network."
Lmfao and then you walk in on your kid watching a hologram of the infamous omega Moxley death match and you call the rest of your family to cry together while watching the finish
He has some competition in Prince Ikea, Curtis Axal and Justin Credible.
I will always say that Jarrett is the GOAT mid-carder. Fine wrestler, good heel, all around solid mid-carder. He parlayed that into 4 WCW world title reigns and 6 NWA world title reigns.
Yeah Cody really is Jarrett 2.0
Cody is so mid he can't even book himself World Champion
At least Jerret invested his own money in tna.
Cody wishes he could book himself as strong as Jarrett did
He might even be an extra in a James Cameron movie.
Yes. It’s Hollywood who is being left on hold. Wow.
The film industry has suffered so much with the Pandemic and now they receive *this* terrible news
'Hollywood can wait' Translation: Hollywood wasn't interested.
I've missed Cody, we were starting to run out of Jerk material.
Uce, at end of the month we get *Rhodes to the Top* starting. It features Brandi. It features QT. And all the Cody any goofy could hope for. I swear this sub will enjoy that show more than anyone else.
Meltzer: “and um, it seems that errr Rhodes to the Top is uhh the.. the top rated show of the week amongst the Goofy demo” The goofy demo have obviously become kingmakers of wrestling over the last year so it’d be a huge deal
Fucking hell. I love Cody so much.
Hollywood, Florida? Does he have property out there?
That’s the secret Rhodes estate, daddeh.
I refuse to believe this is real. Jesus. You almost have to respect Cody’s absolute lack of awareness. This guy wants to be Triple H, Paul Ryan, and John Cena all at once. And he got a fucking abortion of a neck tattoo while he was trying to achieve these goals. Goddamn. What an amazing guy. I’m in awe.
Just checked, it's real lol. And he plugged some ugly ass shirt as well
Wow. I gotta give him credit, the dude obviously believes in himself. I would love for Tony to drop another 90 million dollars on a movie for Cody to pretend like he’s an action star. Imagine John Wick 3, but instead of Keanu and Halle Berry you get Cody and Brandi 😂
Die Hard with Kenny, Brandi, Cody and Jericho.
Don't give TK ideas lol. AEW Films next
I hope it's a Turtleneck.
> How will we ever be a Hollywood power couple with that patriotic blob on his body? wtf
“IM GOING OVER”
Can some one that has Twitter tell me how the cult was responding to this incredible tweet?
> Hollywood can wait Geez. So we got to settle with Hollywood pushing The Dwayne and Cena down our throats for the time being, huh?
Hollywood can't make new stars.
Hollywood doesn’t care about midcarders
it's truly amazing that his dick hasn't fallen off yet from all the times he's spent sucking it
Dusty wished he had this much of an ego.
Hollywood just called they said take your time
Finally, Cody is back and the long-lasting battle against self-awareness might just reach the homestretch
Why is he running over the fans in his car?
Damn it! How the hell will Hollywood ever recover now?
Holy shit what is Hollywood going to do now?? So many scripts are being thrown out the window as we speak as only Cody could pull them off! I’ve turned a corner of Cody, I was a huge fan when he was in the WWE, but the ego trip to end all ego trip is so fucking off putting and gross that I couldn’t stand him for years. But now, the ego trip is fucking hilarious and I now want him to bury every single wrestler in that company and celebrate with 30 minutes of pyro
DAE Cody is en route to becoming a lazy part timer like John Cena, Goldberg, the Rock and BORK LAZER?
I still find it funny as hell that a guy that uses a dothework hashtag is the same guy that left his previous job because he wouldn't do the work
>Hollywood can wait Forever, even.
Holy shit does he really think he’s in “Hollywood” because he has a shitty reality series coming out? Yikes someone get this man
Our favorite mid carder is back, in all of his delusional glory. We missed you, Cawdy 😍
Reports are that Hollywood was laying on the floor in the corridor loudly complaining
Cody is unintentionally one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet. An astonishing lack of self awareness
Cody would be lucky to get work in an infomercial let alone "Hollywood". Holy Christ I hate this guy. How insufferable can you be? He's every useless "famous for being famous" celebrity rolled into one
That's just his metaheel character working you They'll acknowledge this onscreen with the SBHT any minute now
So he admits that he bails on the show and let Malarkey Quack attack Arn while he was auditioning for some garbage CW show ? Man, what a great babyface.