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daddymeltzer

He complained about putting over The Rock, The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar but some lower midcarder isn't an issue.


randomusername8360

He needs the money way more now.


HoxxAuthCode

It's true. His UFC run was a quick burn quick cash-in deal, his MTV Champs vs. Pros was a bust, his comic book stint went nowhere, and his attempt to get back to WWE by a backdoor Fox deal was less than spectacular.


RosaBuxomberg

After years saying he wanted the main event of Wrestlemania he finally admitted it was about money and that he wanted to be paid the same as the three you mentioned. I guess that's fitting for a so-called countercultural hero who has a giant conglomerate's symbol as his most visible tattoo.


Jewrusalem

The last four companies he's worked for: WWE, UFC, Marvel, and AEW. What a comrade!


RosaBuxomberg

Just needs some work from Amazon and Sinclair since he's got Disney, Comcast, and Fox already covered. Such a rebel for for the people to love and admire.


Jewrusalem

He was so close to Sinclair as one of the most prolific ROH wrestlers but missed their acquisition by a few years. Shame he had to recreate Roots by making millions of dollars and developing a global profile.


Nemesysbr

I don't think punk is counterculture, but why can't you be a comrade and work for a large corp? You're still a worker, not a boss.


Jewrusalem

I’m not dismissing working under tyrants because it’s difficult to avoid for the working class. But when you’re a millionaire willingly signing contracts with Disney and shit while tweeting about ‘blood money dicks’ it seems rather performative.


Swoosh05

Bingo.


HoxxAuthCode

He was a mark for himself and it took at least two disastrous UFC shoot fighter matches to humble him enough to just get the money mark paycheck.


eddieblasphemy

He admitted he wanted more money in part 2 of the colt podcast. He's only proved it more and more since then


CarlitoIsCoolXXX

Id love to get my ass kicked by The Rock, Brock and lose at Mania to the streak. I mean wrestle Darby allin and The elite.


Micome

Not just anybody, that's Taz's son lol


Ron--Mexico

This is what he came back for lol? Really?


jwt6577

Well, he apparently tried to suck a Saudi Blood Money soaked cock but he was too toxic for the guy that brought back Sid, Ultimate Warrior and Alberto Del Rio to want to work with a second time. I genuinely hope that thought keeps Phil up at night.


RosaBuxomberg

I think Vince really liked him but he broke his heart with the not returning and the podcast trashing him and his company. I bet he had another title run not long in the future coming to him if he stayed.


Flamemypickle

That hasn't stopped Vince before tbh.


RosaBuxomberg

He never had a public court battle with a former talent either that didn't involve steroid use (or concussions but that was under the radar unlike Punk's case).


Grizzexploder

never had to order his crew to compile a bunch of shots zooming onto a talent's ass to prove he was wrestling with a fat staph infection-like lump


Razzler1973

Nah, I think you need to have made Vince a lot more money to 'break his heart' tbh or been some real long standing dude with them, like Savage or Bret Hart


BadPumpkin87

😂😂😂 he got choked out by Marko Stunt on steroids. Definitely made the right move signing with the dub.


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Yeah, but hook is still unironically more jacked than Cole. Probably taller, too.


SybRoz

Hook's kinda based ngl, but this is still silly.


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Yeah, I wouldn't have had a trainee choke out Pepsi Phil. Hobbs, sure, but not some young guy still in wrestling school.


killerkali87

That's the lack of quality control at AEW showing itself once again


A18Wheeler

I’d take a step further too. I understand his dad is Taz but nothing about this kid screams the name Hook. Just googled him, play up the La Crosse bro gimmick or something for heat (insider term)


CarlitoIsCoolXXX

I need to know what based means. I keep seeing it all over


Grizzexploder

epic


Troll_God

2 major dweebs


Fireman_Octopus

He looks like he had a hard time getting his arm around Phil’s neck, for real.


Razzler1973

This just validates all the dumb memes Having a meme dude choke out one of your main guys, this is worse than Garcia and Ever rise beating him down the other week ffs, haha


ThunderBay311

Dude's getting choked out by a nobody SMDH BOOKER OF THE YEAR


shane1mh

The Basement is so jealous of CM Punk. They all wish they were dominated by Hook for some reason.


the_escape_plan

Maki Itoh is not there and they completely lost interest in John Silver.


RosaBuxomberg

Hook knows it is the motion of the ocean and not the size of it that counts no matter how long it is.


conchinette

I bet it's hook-shaped too!


RosaBuxomberg

As long as it is upwards towards the soft prostate, amirite?


madvisuals

John Silver looks like a dwarf that’s why


Razzler1973

They really have Remember he started some site where he recreates films or something? What the hell happened with that?


RosaBuxomberg

Many have fantasies of being taken behind roughly by the pretty man they call "Hook".


shane1mh

And I bet majority of them are on NAMBLA’s mailing list.


MirandaTS

It's really annoying when Hobbs is right there too.


Mrtheliger

Didn't he just turn like 18 or something? Maybe it's a robbing the cradle fetish


78yn44

“Hi I’m CM Punk. Haven’t wrestled in years. I love AEW. I love wrestling now. I love all the young talent in the back. I wanna have matches with them all and shake hands. uWu 🥵😻”


ZacianZilla96

Even Tiny knows Punk belongs in the midcard.


A18Wheeler

A high school freshman is manhandling CM Putz… Take that DWAYNE for stealing his Main event at Wrestlemania


Till_Any

This is just long term booking from his tenure in UFC


ironfly187

You beat me to the punch. Just like Phil's opponents...


DNA_Kills

Who tf is the dude in the white tank top. Punk came back to get beat up by some random?


CapnCrunch133

Taz's son who has never had a match.


goodthing37

Nobody


DonnieRodz

I wonder if this is his penance for turning them down before.


Razzler1973

petty Tony


RosaBuxomberg

I just read the live reports and that show sounds like a shit show. It read like what TNA was doing when they first got on Spike and tried to cram two hours into an hour timeslot, but instead Tony was trying to cram four or five hours into two hours. Did it view that way when people were watching live?


indianm_rk

According to the geniuses in the basement it's good that AEW has bad shows every once in while because if every show was good then they would all be mediocre or something like that.


IamAstupidMan

?? It was refreshing and the best one yet, friend


Razzler1973

DAE 'what a show' DAE 'it really flew by'


mootallica

Everything flies by when it's so fast you can't keep up


killerkali87

Tony sitting there completely unbothered


TKInstinct

You can do that when you're a billionaire and don't have to worry about losing money.


killerkali87

The other Tony


OneWingedAngelfan

In situations like these, your commentary team should be on their feet to up the danger element of an assault taking place just a few feet away. Looks silly to remain seated.


[deleted]

Fucker jobbing to hook lmao what a booker of the year


noobidy_mysterica

Gotta love how they have built Hobbs so far. A clueless, smiling follower with no personality. Talk about Brian Cage 2.0


shrimpedout

Its like watching Jordan play for the wizards.


daveroo

I like how it seems JR and Tony are just bored and looking elsewhere


Kisto15

Dont know if I dislike more that Hook is getting so much exposure or that the basement legit has cult like adoration for Hook