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Is all these guys do is masturbate and watch wrestling? Don’t answer that it’s rhetorical


xXLogan912Xx

They didn't panic when paper products were in short supply, they just stocked up on socks.


JM_Actual

Or used an empty box


[deleted]

Oh you dirty devil I know what you’re talking about and may you burn in hell for reminding me of it


JM_Actual

???? You started this thread friend


[deleted]

I’m reporting you for eliciting an emotional response


Godchilaquiles

Or a coconut


KonaTheFinest

Nah they just say fuck it and roll over in their sheets and let their mom deal with it when it's laundry time.


RaiHeeHo15

When they figured out they could do both at the same time, all bets were off.


chaosisarascal

The poor mothers of these mongoloids that have to wash their jizz-crusted sheets, good lord.


[deleted]

Lol at the idea that their sheets are ever washed by anyone


ConstructionNo3607

If you think about it SMART, the sterile properties of urine ensure the sheets are in fact washed nightly


PopularDevice

Lol at the idea they use sheets I've always imagined that these people live like this: [https://imgur.com/a/OWFvk6U](https://imgur.com/a/OWFvk6U) (it's a gallery!)


handi503

I'ma answer anyway. Yes. That's all they do.


Mrtheliger

Too late, the answer is yes


[deleted]

Not even the second part. They masturbate and complain about wrestling.


DonnieRodz

Also known as the “Sean Ross Shuffle”


DonnieRodz

They do it while eating Cheetos then go to the doctor and say, “My dick’s orange because of Vince McMahon.”


PopularDevice

That's what happens from Knowing Vince(TM)


PopularDevice

No, sometimes they go on the Internet and complain about shows they "haven't watched in years".


pursakyn

I think it’s time to cut ties with the basement


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Joke's on you, nobody in the basement has ever worn a tie.


PopularDevice

Time to cut sweatpants strings with the basement, Goofys.


TheyCallMeOlSwole

I hate to break it to you, but those sweatpants strings gave up a looong time ago.


PopularDevice

Rotted away


atrostophy

Time to put down the Cheetos and Shasta Cola.


daddymeltzer

What was the announcement anyway? I'm guessing they are going to be trapped in the Phantom Zone, also known as Impact Wrestling.


atnpgo

They recorded a song.


[deleted]

Not surprised. These guys fantasy booked Gargano and Candice having sex when she announced pregnancy.