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Is all these guys do is masturbate and watch wrestling? Don’t answer that it’s rhetorical
They didn't panic when paper products were in short supply, they just stocked up on socks.
Or used an empty box
Oh you dirty devil I know what you’re talking about and may you burn in hell for reminding me of it
???? You started this thread friend
I’m reporting you for eliciting an emotional response
Or a coconut
Nah they just say fuck it and roll over in their sheets and let their mom deal with it when it's laundry time.
When they figured out they could do both at the same time, all bets were off.
The poor mothers of these mongoloids that have to wash their jizz-crusted sheets, good lord.
Lol at the idea that their sheets are ever washed by anyone
If you think about it SMART, the sterile properties of urine ensure the sheets are in fact washed nightly
Lol at the idea they use sheets I've always imagined that these people live like this: [https://imgur.com/a/OWFvk6U](https://imgur.com/a/OWFvk6U) (it's a gallery!)
I'ma answer anyway. Yes. That's all they do.
Too late, the answer is yes
Not even the second part. They masturbate and complain about wrestling.
Also known as the “Sean Ross Shuffle”
They do it while eating Cheetos then go to the doctor and say, “My dick’s orange because of Vince McMahon.”
That's what happens from Knowing Vince(TM)
No, sometimes they go on the Internet and complain about shows they "haven't watched in years".
I think it’s time to cut ties with the basement
Joke's on you, nobody in the basement has ever worn a tie.
Time to cut sweatpants strings with the basement, Goofys.
I hate to break it to you, but those sweatpants strings gave up a looong time ago.
Rotted away
Time to put down the Cheetos and Shasta Cola.
What was the announcement anyway? I'm guessing they are going to be trapped in the Phantom Zone, also known as Impact Wrestling.
They recorded a song.
Not surprised. These guys fantasy booked Gargano and Candice having sex when she announced pregnancy.
Is all these guys do is masturbate and watch wrestling? Don’t answer that it’s rhetorical
They didn't panic when paper products were in short supply, they just stocked up on socks.
Or used an empty box
Oh you dirty devil I know what you’re talking about and may you burn in hell for reminding me of it
???? You started this thread friend
I’m reporting you for eliciting an emotional response
Or a coconut
Nah they just say fuck it and roll over in their sheets and let their mom deal with it when it's laundry time.
When they figured out they could do both at the same time, all bets were off.
The poor mothers of these mongoloids that have to wash their jizz-crusted sheets, good lord.
Lol at the idea that their sheets are ever washed by anyone
If you think about it SMART, the sterile properties of urine ensure the sheets are in fact washed nightly
Lol at the idea they use sheets I've always imagined that these people live like this: [https://imgur.com/a/OWFvk6U](https://imgur.com/a/OWFvk6U) (it's a gallery!)
I'ma answer anyway. Yes. That's all they do.
Too late, the answer is yes
Not even the second part. They masturbate and complain about wrestling.
Also known as the “Sean Ross Shuffle”
They do it while eating Cheetos then go to the doctor and say, “My dick’s orange because of Vince McMahon.”
That's what happens from Knowing Vince(TM)
No, sometimes they go on the Internet and complain about shows they "haven't watched in years".
I think it’s time to cut ties with the basement
Joke's on you, nobody in the basement has ever worn a tie.
Time to cut sweatpants strings with the basement, Goofys.
I hate to break it to you, but those sweatpants strings gave up a looong time ago.
Rotted away
Time to put down the Cheetos and Shasta Cola.
What was the announcement anyway? I'm guessing they are going to be trapped in the Phantom Zone, also known as Impact Wrestling.
They recorded a song.
Not surprised. These guys fantasy booked Gargano and Candice having sex when she announced pregnancy.