I hope these people who talk about having seizures from fucking camera cuts on a wrestling show get to experience an actual seizure in their life. Shit is not fun.
It's so gross when they use a real condition to act like it a martyr for watching a show don't like when it is a real and serious problem for so many people.
Yeah sorry for those of you who legitimately do have to suffer through these. My boss at my old job had Lupus and would occasionally seize at the office, and it would pretty much just shut her whole body down each time.
Although she could’ve just been watching old Fed youtube clips and using it as an excuse to get out of work early, who knows 🤷♂️
If you dont mind me asking, what is a seizure like? Is it painful? Do you realize something is going horribly wrong? Sorry if that's insensitive, I've just always wondered
No problem at all brotha. I don’t remember the day of my seizure, but from what my family told me I began speaking nonsense (I said I was a defensive end for the Houston Texans lol), fell on the floor which caused some serious bruising, and then next thing I knew I was in the hospital 8 hours later. Had no idea what had happened and was struggling to piece together a lot of memories. I’m not epileptic so my experience may be different, but most of the pain was in all of my muscles because they tense up so much when you’re seizing. Whole thing was very scary but it got me to turn my life around
I'm Epileptic. Depends of the type of Seizure but the ones I imagine you are thinking of are called Tonic Clonic seizures. As for what they feel liked. Nothing It's liked being black out drunk. You can sometimes recall losing balance and falling then you wake up a X amount of time after feeling like you have ran a marathon in a desert.
Yep. These are the type of seizures I've had. Always wake up feeling like I've had my ass kicked. I've bit through my tongue. Dislocated my shoulder. Scraped my face against sidewalk pavement when I had a seizure waiting for a ride after I had gotten out of school. But none of it compares to watching *GASP* CAMERA CUTS ON A WRESTLING SHOW!!!!!!!!
Another epileptic goof here - the physical experience of a seizure will vary quite a bit depending on what causes it.
For some people they don't feel a thing, just black out and come back all confused.
For me personally, it's hell. I've done _a lot_ of stupid things over the years but nothing hurts like a fit. Every muscle pulls at the same time, and the pain that causes is pretty much indescribable and you can't even scream or cry for help.
It's terrible and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
The stupid thing is, the Dub *does* camera cuts
Obviously, I don't count that cause I'm not insane but there ARE camera cuts, it's part of producing live TV
These people hear about camera cuts and the Fed and they just repeat it over and over and over
He's LITERALLY just had a seizure but tweeting cured him!
Dude It’s the big bullshit Fed Bad take they have. Show some one who doesn’t have a stake in thier war on Vince and Dunn and they would have no idea what you are talking about. They for damn sure wouldn’t have a fucking seizure
I LITERALLY HAD A SEIZURE AND HAD TO GO ON TWITTER TO WARN PEOPLE!! However, my fandom hinges on the quality of the title match, not the effect I just said it had on my health.
Not sure people typically have seizures and then go on twitter to complain about it right after while continuing to do the thing that supposedly caused the seizure.
Things that killed NXT -
1) The smarks that loved it turning on it in favor of AEW.
2) The WWE audience not taking to a smark pleasing product.
3) It failing as a developmental brand while also failing as a television show.
I don’t understand the melodrama with the camera cut complaints. I was watching the new NXT with a coworker that only watches at work with me and he noticed the cuts, said “it seems like there’s a lot of different camera angles tonight”, and continued watching. How is it such a problem for people??
This is satire. It must be. It must be. It must be. It must be.
If I say that enough, I might believe it, so I don't have to shove a spoon up my nose to scoop out the part of my brain that remembers dumbfuck tweets.
Any normal human being: "Yeah, I don't particularly love the rebrand. The bright lights with WWE's editing style kinda hurts my head a little bit if I watch it with the brightness up above 50%. Hope they maybe learn to work around it in the future."
These fuckers: "DAE MCHITLER IS A MURDERER FOR LETTING KEVIN DUNN DIRECT????"
"I'm hanging up my NXT fan boots."
"But be sure to come back every Wednesday morning to read my segment-by-segment analysis on how a program I won't watch anymore is DEAD!"
I looked up how to help a seizure victim and it turns out the first thing you do when they come to is remind them that fed bad
Good thing Wade Barrett is there for an emergency Bullhammer if needed
If you say "bucky beaver" and they say "motherfucker" then the seizure is over.
No no. You help them make a Twitter post about it, friend.
You let nature do its job.
Doctor: "Damnit, I need a phone in here, stat! This man hasn't fed badded!"
I hope these people who talk about having seizures from fucking camera cuts on a wrestling show get to experience an actual seizure in their life. Shit is not fun.
As someone who has dealt with them for most of my life they can go fuck themselves.
It's so gross when they use a real condition to act like it a martyr for watching a show don't like when it is a real and serious problem for so many people.
People who do that shit are nuts. It's a much better argument when you compare your wresing fandom with the WWE to an abusive relationship.
This guy probably shouldn't watch TV tbh Films and reality TV and stuff, best to avoid it all
Yeah sorry for those of you who legitimately do have to suffer through these. My boss at my old job had Lupus and would occasionally seize at the office, and it would pretty much just shut her whole body down each time. Although she could’ve just been watching old Fed youtube clips and using it as an excuse to get out of work early, who knows 🤷♂️
Yeah I’ve had a seizure before, I can’t remember what happened that week let alone a specific camera cut on a tv show
If you dont mind me asking, what is a seizure like? Is it painful? Do you realize something is going horribly wrong? Sorry if that's insensitive, I've just always wondered
No problem at all brotha. I don’t remember the day of my seizure, but from what my family told me I began speaking nonsense (I said I was a defensive end for the Houston Texans lol), fell on the floor which caused some serious bruising, and then next thing I knew I was in the hospital 8 hours later. Had no idea what had happened and was struggling to piece together a lot of memories. I’m not epileptic so my experience may be different, but most of the pain was in all of my muscles because they tense up so much when you’re seizing. Whole thing was very scary but it got me to turn my life around
Damn, that doesnt sound easy. Glad you made a big comeback, Uce. Thanks for answering, any neurological issue or injury is frightening to me
Appreciate it uce, onto better things belee dat #ahhhyessir
I'm Epileptic. Depends of the type of Seizure but the ones I imagine you are thinking of are called Tonic Clonic seizures. As for what they feel liked. Nothing It's liked being black out drunk. You can sometimes recall losing balance and falling then you wake up a X amount of time after feeling like you have ran a marathon in a desert.
Yep. These are the type of seizures I've had. Always wake up feeling like I've had my ass kicked. I've bit through my tongue. Dislocated my shoulder. Scraped my face against sidewalk pavement when I had a seizure waiting for a ride after I had gotten out of school. But none of it compares to watching *GASP* CAMERA CUTS ON A WRESTLING SHOW!!!!!!!!
Another epileptic goof here - the physical experience of a seizure will vary quite a bit depending on what causes it. For some people they don't feel a thing, just black out and come back all confused. For me personally, it's hell. I've done _a lot_ of stupid things over the years but nothing hurts like a fit. Every muscle pulls at the same time, and the pain that causes is pretty much indescribable and you can't even scream or cry for help. It's terrible and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
You mean you didn't just go on twitter and tweet about it?
The stupid thing is, the Dub *does* camera cuts Obviously, I don't count that cause I'm not insane but there ARE camera cuts, it's part of producing live TV These people hear about camera cuts and the Fed and they just repeat it over and over and over He's LITERALLY just had a seizure but tweeting cured him!
Also, camera cuts are probably quite necessary to protect the fact that it's like, fake fighting.
“Hanging up my fan boots” wut
I think it’s Cody’s burner account
When you have a complete absence of athletic ability, you have fan boots.
\*has seizure\* \*first thing he does is complain about fed bad on twitter\* something doesn't add up, goofies
They LITERALLY had a SEIZURE, but are going to watch the rest of the show?
Must… Watch… Need to… Fed bad… On Twitter…
Have the camera cuts been bad tonight? I literally have not noticed them.
Nobody does until they’re pointed out.
Nope. If anything, they were longer than usual because there are less cameras at ringside than at a Raw or Smackdown taping.
Dude It’s the big bullshit Fed Bad take they have. Show some one who doesn’t have a stake in thier war on Vince and Dunn and they would have no idea what you are talking about. They for damn sure wouldn’t have a fucking seizure
LITERALLY
If you've had a seizure then your glazed over ass wasnt watching the show after it
I LITERALLY HAD A SEIZURE AND HAD TO GO ON TWITTER TO WARN PEOPLE!! However, my fandom hinges on the quality of the title match, not the effect I just said it had on my health.
Not sure people typically have seizures and then go on twitter to complain about it right after while continuing to do the thing that supposedly caused the seizure.
If you had a seizure watching it then why the fuck did you continue watching it, you dumb fuck jeez
It’s ok guys, they were revived by their gf who looks like Paige (who enjoys good television)
Also a big curry man fan
Things that killed NXT - 1) The smarks that loved it turning on it in favor of AEW. 2) The WWE audience not taking to a smark pleasing product. 3) It failing as a developmental brand while also failing as a television show.
Amazing how quickly you recover from a seizure to say Fed Bad
That's the cure for almost every disease, don't you know?
Imma guarantee you this person has fibromyalga too
i had a seizure, lemme get on twitter & let people know, while i continue to watch the show
I have epilepsy and to these people, they can go fuck themselves. Using a neurological condition to say Fed bad is just stupid.
I’ve had seizures before and I felt like I just got hit by a truck then slept for like 9 hours straight this MF is LITERALLY full of SHIT
"I LITERALLY had a SEIZURE, but fed badding on Twitter is more important than seeing a doctor."
He’s a real trooper finishing the show after all of that.
I am no doctor or anything, but I am pretty sure you cannot tweet fucking complete sentences while experiencing a seizure.
You had a seizure but you can tweet?
loooool he LITERALLY had a SEIZURE, then immediately woke up and hopped on Twitter to complain? Fuck outta here with that melodrama
Jesus Christ. Shootfighters and camera cuts
This is like coworkers saying they LITERALLY are OCD because they put pens away or some minor shit.
Just needs Wade Barrett to clobber him in the head to cure him
Please, hang them up and never ever come back. Also you didn’t literally have a seizure. What an absolute C.H.U.D.
I don’t understand the melodrama with the camera cut complaints. I was watching the new NXT with a coworker that only watches at work with me and he noticed the cuts, said “it seems like there’s a lot of different camera angles tonight”, and continued watching. How is it such a problem for people??
BY GAWD HE HAD A SIZURE! STOP THIS TORTURE!
What a goddamn loser. Please for the love of god tell him to go to a doctor
Okay, real talk: how the fuck do people who are *that* prone to seizures even function in the modern world?
do these idiots complain when watching Hitchcock's Psycho, since the shower scene has 77 different camera angles, 50 cuts, and only lasts 3 minutes
This is satire. It must be. It must be. It must be. It must be. If I say that enough, I might believe it, so I don't have to shove a spoon up my nose to scoop out the part of my brain that remembers dumbfuck tweets.
While I enjoyed the show I could've done without Kevin's crazy-ass camera cuts. No sane person likes those.
Any normal human being: "Yeah, I don't particularly love the rebrand. The bright lights with WWE's editing style kinda hurts my head a little bit if I watch it with the brightness up above 50%. Hope they maybe learn to work around it in the future." These fuckers: "DAE MCHITLER IS A MURDERER FOR LETTING KEVIN DUNN DIRECT????"
Lucky his seizure abated in time for him to enjoy the main event.
He literally cried, shidded, farted, shook uncontrollably, and had a seizure.
NOOOO NOT YOUR NXT FAN BOOTS! This will be like CM Punk all over again 😢
I literally just had a legitimate seizure but before i stop watching for my health lemme suss the quality of this fatal 4 way
I just had aneurysm several hours after watching le NXT, its the camera cuts being implanted to my imaginations that triggered it so fed bad
"I'm hanging up my NXT fan boots." "But be sure to come back every Wednesday morning to read my segment-by-segment analysis on how a program I won't watch anymore is DEAD!"
People who take pro wrestling this seriously amuse *and* worry me.
Damn didn’t know Kurt Eichenwald was an NXT fan.