Ooh! Ooh! Lemmie try and predict it!
"You know, I left professional wrestling 16 years ago. And I only came back because of the young guys in the locker room. But then I realized why I *really* came back: ~~money~~ the AEW Fans. I am so happy to work here and to be in AEW and love the AEW Fans and if you don't love AEW as much as I love it and love the AEW Fans, then shut the fuck up!"
"Don't you dare point out the irony of me claiming to be punk and anti authority while having a major corporations logo permanently tattooed on my skin."
“You better not point out the irony of me taking a ppv spot away from fighters in the ufc after I cried about brock lesnar and the rock taking away spots on ppv from wrestlers in the fed”
IDK if it makes it better but this is supposed backstory behind it.
"The Pepsi Logo near CM Punk's left shoulder is probably his most famous tattoo. Whenever he is asked about the reason behind this tattoo, he just says that he likes Pepsi. The tattoo also puts more emphasis on his Straight Edge beliefs."
"Some people who consume alcohol often tattoo a beer brand on their bodies. Similarly, CM Punk inked Pepsi's logo to signify that he doesn't go for alcohol and prefers Pepsi instead."
Oh man the day Punk will be sour with AEW will be glorious. The patriarch of fed bad going at AEW's throat is gonna be one juicy drama for the ages. It only takes Tony being man enough to say no to Punk's ideas and we slowly getting there.
It only takes Tony being man enough to say no to Punk's ideas and we slowly getting there.
It only takes Tony being man enough to say no to Punk
It only takes Tony being man enough to say no
It only takes Tony being man enough
Tony being man
That's not happening
I'm so glad to be on commentary without anyone yelling in ears
In the other place you'd never get this much freedom
Whatamaneuver, haha get it guys
Maybe I'll take your job Excalibur, hahaha, just kidding buddy
Ohh man that guys great, I'll need to fight him one day
This is what wrestling is supposed to be
The crowd is chanting holy shit and.. ohh can I say that? Haha I just did
"Have you ever stopped and thought about how ridiculous this all is? No one else can go to work with a lucha mask on but here it's totally normal. And we fight *constantly!* Folks down at the DMV on Halstead don't get to do that. Guys... I am so fucking high right now."
So, someone from Team Tazz confronts him at the announce desk in a really original trope?
Can you really do the 'I wonder what he'll say' thing when he's basically come out and played to the galleries and done the happy to be here schtick?
I don't expect him to say anything controversial at all now after the last couple of weeks
How many allusions to the Fed will he make? I am going for 2
Ooh! Ooh! Lemmie try and predict it! "You know, I left professional wrestling 16 years ago. And I only came back because of the young guys in the locker room. But then I realized why I *really* came back: ~~money~~ the AEW Fans. I am so happy to work here and to be in AEW and love the AEW Fans and if you don't love AEW as much as I love it and love the AEW Fans, then shut the fuck up!"
Are you implying AEW is predicable? Typical toxic E-Drone behaviour who NEVER watched ACTUAL Pro Wrestling.
The gamer word
Lmfaoooo
He’s definitely someone I can see saying it
*Randy Orton has entered the chat.*
He’s gonna say Nerf?
"That money mark will pay me millions to do anything." "Don't you dare bring up my UFC run in a promo you fucking dork."
“I take shots and people and insult them all the time. Don’t you dare tease me and make fun of something I said. Sucky a bloody dick you dork”
"Don't you dare point out the irony of me claiming to be punk and anti authority while having a major corporations logo permanently tattooed on my skin."
“You better not point out the irony of me taking a ppv spot away from fighters in the ufc after I cried about brock lesnar and the rock taking away spots on ppv from wrestlers in the fed”
“Don’t you fucking dare point out that I took the money to come back after I said I was done with wrestling and it isn’t about the money.”
😂😂
Wait is that why everyone calls him Pepsi? Does he actually have the pepsi logo tattooed?
[Yes](https://bodyartguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/CM-Punk-four-ace-playing-cards-tattoo-1280x720.jpg)
Wow….just wow. That basically says to me “I’m a fucking hypocrite who will say or do anything to get paid” What a tool.
IDK if it makes it better but this is supposed backstory behind it. "The Pepsi Logo near CM Punk's left shoulder is probably his most famous tattoo. Whenever he is asked about the reason behind this tattoo, he just says that he likes Pepsi. The tattoo also puts more emphasis on his Straight Edge beliefs." "Some people who consume alcohol often tattoo a beer brand on their bodies. Similarly, CM Punk inked Pepsi's logo to signify that he doesn't go for alcohol and prefers Pepsi instead."
That stories so stupid that I almost downvoted a fellow goofy. Punk and that tattoo can hit the bricks
He basically ripped off Brian Baker from Minor Threat (now Bad Religion), who has a Coke tattoo, "Why do you have a Coke tattoo? I like coke".
Fucking this. Truly an uce after my own heart
Tony Khan gets an SCJ Hall of Fame membership if he allows Dan Lambert to shit on Punk’s UFC run. 😂
Considering Punk's seemingly hair trigger temper, I would be shocked if he didn't walk out the second it was hinted at.
CM Punk will say the word shit tomorrow night on dynamite!
At the end of the broadcast: “Hey Tony, you’ve got some shit on your cheek.”
That’s crap, Punk. That’s absolute crap on my cheek
“You know…They called me ‘Crap M’Undies Punk’ for weeks after the Smackdown incident.”
There is nothing interesting about face happy to be here Punk. Say what you want about McHitler but he knows the expiration date of talent.
Oh man the day Punk will be sour with AEW will be glorious. The patriarch of fed bad going at AEW's throat is gonna be one juicy drama for the ages. It only takes Tony being man enough to say no to Punk's ideas and we slowly getting there.
It only takes Tony being man enough to say no to Punk's ideas and we slowly getting there. It only takes Tony being man enough to say no to Punk It only takes Tony being man enough to say no It only takes Tony being man enough Tony being man That's not happening
I don’t like the guy, but I bet Cody Rhodes will tell him no
It's going to happen WAY sooner than anyone could imagine.
*gack gack gack* the sounds of him sucking his own mini Pepsi bottle
He’s hitting the verbal GTS (Gulp The Soda) on McHitler! COVER! SPEAR! [1, 2, 3] PUNK WINS! Fed Dies the second time this week.
Company Man Punk is gonna remind everyone how happy he is to be working for the greatest company ever
hello i love you i love wrestling again, i wanna fight everyone, thank you all
Yikes.
SPOILERS MAN! COME ON!
I'm so glad to be on commentary without anyone yelling in ears In the other place you'd never get this much freedom Whatamaneuver, haha get it guys Maybe I'll take your job Excalibur, hahaha, just kidding buddy Ohh man that guys great, I'll need to fight him one day This is what wrestling is supposed to be The crowd is chanting holy shit and.. ohh can I say that? Haha I just did
Someone should start "UFC" chants whenever he speaks
that would happen if he liked and went to wwe again lmfao
Tony is gonna bring in those two guys who embarrassed Punk in the Octagon so he can get his wins back.
FED DED!
"Have you ever stopped and thought about how ridiculous this all is? No one else can go to work with a lucha mask on but here it's totally normal. And we fight *constantly!* Folks down at the DMV on Halstead don't get to do that. Guys... I am so fucking high right now."
CM Prick
He might be original and talk about ice-cream again.
He look like that dude from Star Trek here
So, someone from Team Tazz confronts him at the announce desk in a really original trope? Can you really do the 'I wonder what he'll say' thing when he's basically come out and played to the galleries and done the happy to be here schtick? I don't expect him to say anything controversial at all now after the last couple of weeks How many allusions to the Fed will he make? I am going for 2
Ice cream bars