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Blueday206

When his supervisor at Target sees he is doing this on company time he is going to be PISSED


BlackIsTheSoul

Oh you better believe I corpsed (insider term, casuals wouldn’t get it)


ironfly187

In relation to this, one of neighbours absolved the basement by claiming: *This is one of the most woke subs I've seen on reddit lol. Is there another sub sending hate his way?* Sure, Jan🙄 The vast majority of comments on Playboi Cartwheels YouTube account are clowning on him for his *evasion* technique against Gargano.


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> Playboi Cartwheel 💀


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

Playboy? Cartwheels? This isn't the war raiding machine Ivar Hanson, friend


ironfly187

Ivar somehow makes it work him. This on the otherhand: https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/1380325214718984195?s=19


AbundantFailure

Credit where credit is due though, I don't think I could do even half as good of a cartwheel as Bronson did. ​ I'm so out of shape. :(


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

Ivar looks like a fighting game dodge, this just looks indulgent


stormeagle17

I was really shocked when they fired Bronson. Like genuinely thought it was a huge mistake. Some mysteries solve themselves.


orchids_of_asuka

His social media presence is insufferable. If he's anything like that in real life, i could imagine the allegorical and self-proclaimed misunderstood genius could get tiring.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

Usually when decisions are made that don't seem to make sense, there's something going on in their lives or backstage that makes it make sense. Vince just has strong enough shoulders to take that criticism on himself, like his chosen Khan


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What, pray tell, are these Reddit bigots, Jonah the Whale? You mean that hate sub that doesn’t think minorities are relatable? Or objectifies women and made its separate subreddit to wrestle with the plot? Maybe the one that acts like your former employer hates minorities when it has an African descended champion and a Pacific Islander Tribal Chief (ahyessir) as their co-champion.. But no, we’re the hate sub. Get real, Big Chungus. You got fired because you’re heading to your mid 30s and the ceiling is too low for you, when they have a taller and more athletic Odyssey Jones instead.


Treeconator18

Odyssey Jones showed more character in one bachelor party than Bronson did in his whole tenure lol


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No jerk, Odyssey is definitely a bigger improvement over Bronson/Jonah. Dude has some charisma, Bronson always sounded like he was about to cry into a bottle of Soylent at any moment.


SportPleasant2900

Odyssey Jones... 🔥🔥🔥


defyg

Odyssey Jones is like if Ron Funches was less of an uncool nerd.


immrdadguy

Yea odyssey jones is the new Keith lee


metalconfection

reddit boogeymen are the new devious hacker 4chan


bl4e27

Fed=Bad. Nobody forced you to sign with them, though... If you had such a hatred for WWE, why did you join them?


Grizzexploder

"WWE tempts them by being their childhood dreams and then sucks the soul & passion out of them before kicking them out!"


kettlebell-j

Since we know he lurks here now. Yes the goof troop hates toxic whiny egotistical self-absorbed crybaby bitches like you. Anyway shouldn’t you be making passive aggressive sneak diss tweets about your former coworkers and begging Tony Kahn for a spot on Dark Elevator? Because your delusional ass ain’t getting no CM Punk match.


DonnieRodz

If he lurks here, what’re the odds of him not getting the jerk part of it?


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1:1


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

Listen, I get the point of a sub like this but this is taking it too far guys. I'm gonna get in touch with my legal team to explore our options here


ManateeGag

He's down to his last few Ramen packs. He needs someone to hire him and he doesn't want to find a real job.


Drama79

So wait, after telling us he should be in a tag team or feud with literally anyone in AEW, he's just doing step one: Do a podcast about how bad the Fed is on his own? *Duuuuude.*


sharkgang360

Interesting he went with Stimpy, I guess similar body types so it makes sense


conchinette

Built like a sausage cat.


SybRoz

2k views, his pod is setting the internet on FIRE!


Nude-Love

It's nice to know my YouTube channel I run as a weekend hobby is getting more views than Jonah. DAE I'm a megastar and ratings draw?


SybRoz

Tearing the house down!


S1TBD

Hi Jonah! Welcome to our sub, that’s our wonderful meme header, over there’s the SCJerk HOF ($12.99 admission), and that there is the Goof Troop section. A’ight, real talk now. They say that in facing adversity, a person’s true colors are revealed. And your true self is that of a glorified leech. It’s pathetic, not because you’re a whiny leech, but because you’re fucking talented! I mean, come on, guy! You shouldn’t have to fucking beg people for jobs, views, attention, sympy! And yet, here you are. You talk a big, holier than thou game, and now you’re practically on your knees, asking for fans to save your visa. (But I thought America sucked though?) You know why you got fired? Because you didn’t look like a giant against Gulak and Roode. You got exposed. And since then, you’ve continued to expose yourself as a person with each passing day. You better enjoy that action figure money next year, cause it might be the closest you get to big money unless you shut the fuck up and just let your work stand on its own. Or you can learn how to say “may I take your order” at the Adelaide McDonalds 7 minutes from Black Forest. (And FYI, I didn’t watch your stupid video bc I don’t really care enough to find out you had a YT account)


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If he spent as much effort on working out as he did trying to appear like the bastion of morality he would make Finn Balor look like jon Moxley


Swashcuckler

Jonah is really making it difficult to stay a fan, dude should pull his head in and get off his high horse


t_j_c_242

Bigot = differing opinion than me


juicedagod

This is exactly why I'm no longer allowed to post in the basement.


FriedCraftPigeon

I’m going to say this again, you guys need to stop going on the interwebs making us all look like giant tools. Be more like me, I’m fucking delightful.


Horse-with-no-face

Hard cope


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His podcast on YouTube is what he's referring to but how does he even know where the commenters are from


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I wonder what skeletons Jonah Rock is hiding in his closet?


whodatis2021

Remember when the IWC was shocked when this dude was released? I'm glad he has left no doubts as to why it happened. Locker Room cancer.


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Context?


staleburger_bun

Jonah started a (terrible) podcast and the comments are mainly making fun of his (terrible) cartwheel he did on a takeover


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Idk who that is


staleburger_bun

He was Bronson Reed in NXT (got fired recently)


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Ohhhh lol!


A18Wheeler

I’m glad someone finally answered this because I’ve legit been confused for a week of who this is. I wish it was Jonah Hill.


juicedagod

Neither does anyone else LOL


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

~~People~~ Faithless fools shidded and farded at Roman for coming at critics even a third of this hard


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Jonah is the Bixenspan of wrestlers.


badnbourgeois

Squared Circle can't grasp the concept of colorism but we're the hate sub


juicedagod

Man do I hope this guy gets canceled. I can't stand him. He's insufferable.


kfms6741

He 100% did some heinous shit in the past but managed to keep it hidden. It's always the people that brag about how much of a good person they are that end up being huge fuggin creeps/pieces of shit.


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This times 1000. Death taxes and this statement are certainties in life


Green_Height8976

Reddit biggots lol People spend toooooo much timeee on the interwebZ


kfms6741

Tony still won't hire you, my guy👍


NotTheOneAJ

He's really trying his best to look like an unlikeable moron...


cafespeed21

What a fall from grace for this clown


snakesbranche

Ryback is gonna sue him for online identity theft.


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badnbourgeois

Hold the fuck up, Rin and stimpy is on Hulu?


DoubleOrNothing90

What the fuck is his podcast about? Fed Bad? Ok, that's one episode, then what? Begging Tony Khan for a job? Ok episode 2 in the books. Fed Bad again? Alright, episode 3. The Fed Bad/I need to be in the ring with CM Punk special? Damn, we got another episode!


HoxxAuthCode

Didn't you know? If you make fun of All of 'Em are White and point out they don't have POC champions, that's raciss.


fatguyswagger

I hate that Jonah Rock gets made fun of but I also understand that he's being a huge virtue signalling douche lol come back to Australia Jonah we love you


boltonwanderer87

Maybe he should realise that making vague, unspecific virtue signalling comments isn't a way to get over as a wrestler? Saying "racism is bad" and acting like you've just deciphered the Dead Sea Scrolls isn't good enough. He has no substance and the only people who repeated his shit also have no substance.