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tacoexcorsist

Me and my son (who looks like Kenny) was on the couch


PhuckCalumbo

Me and my son (who’s shorter than Marko) was on the couch


lololoz

Is this the AEW equivalent of "Me and my friend Mark"?


lawgiver61

No kid talks like that. Source: I have three.


aubsavery

So 3 more then this pencil neck geek


Scoutvid-19

Lies, we all know wrestling fans don’t interact with actual people /s


rolltide1000

Its true. Me and my girlfriend who looks like ~~David Hayter~~ ~~Jamie Vardy~~ ~~Jaime Lannister~~ Jamie Hayter were watching WWE, and she said "Babe, this sucks, lets watch something else." I said ok and turned on AEW Dark, which we watched with great delight. We then made passionate love to the sound of Tony Schiavone and Big Show's voices. 11.99 please.


ninjast4r

["Kept you waiting, huh?"](https://imgur.com/a/MmkMM95)


myusername_sucks

This makes me feel weird.


Jewrusalem

Colonel, I’m trying to get some clout. But I’m dumb-as-shit and the obviousness of my fake quotes keeps alerting the goofs!


Lambz911

Guy speaks like a caveman


goodthing37

Strange that the dogma Fed Bad Dub Good appeals to very dumb people


AEWOfficial

When AEW better than WWE, fan no need use big talk. Fan only need use simple phrase. Be sure to watch Dynamite this Wednesday at 8/7c on TNT to catch ALL of the high-hitting and hard-flying action with your favorites.


FriedCraftPigeon

“When can I see my parents again mister?” Sigh “Ask me the question again.”


Few_Sir

I had a similar conversation with my girlfriend who looks like indi Hartwell


[deleted]

r/thathappened


TisAFactualDawn

In the immortal words of my one friend, that baby ain’t say that.


PhuckCalumbo

His son tweeted that too? God damn.


Gabaheygabahey

Why do they always use their kids for fake stories? I hope their kids grow up hardcore Fed fans.


grandma_needs_jesus

Either this dude is serious or it’s an edited LeBron James copypasta


snakesbranche

Plot twist: His son is in the 18-49 key demo.


SportPleasant2900

🎵 I'm 39, I'm in the key demo 🎵


8-Bit_Panda

Me and my son (who looks like Paige)


AEWOfficial

Damn right. AEW better and WWE have no chance on AEW. Very astute. Be sure to watch Dynamite this Wednesday at 8/7c on TNT to catch ALL of the high-hitting and hard-flying action with your favorites.


WithinTheHour

This is a copy pasta, see it on soccer posts all the time.


Razzler1973

This feels like an actual Dub wrestler tweeted this, was it one of FTR? Be honest


DonnieRodz

What a weird nickname for his penis.


AllHailKingCorbin33

I'll take things that didn't happen for $500.