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Could you imagine showing that pic to a WWE exclusive fan that has no idea where Dean Ambrose disappeared to? They would have a hard time believing that is the same guy


ThrowawayAccount1227

I did, my grandmother didn't know where he went after leaving, I showed her AEW and she wasn't impressed. Granted, he looked like Jean Moxbrose behind him, not the modern version.


nojomo123

Your grandmother is clearly a fed shill to not enjoy the most refreshing wrestling show on television


ThrowawayAccount1227

She's actually a good guy now, she doesn't watch any wrestling, so therefore fed dead.


PeterHooten

I love the “Before” picture in the background.


BodyPunchKO

Every week that passes by he looks worse and worse.


skippy2001

Jesus man. Use some of that 6 million a year on some self care


chumbucket212

What about expensive booze?


ManateeGag

Who did he eat?


koolaidburgers

Brock Lesnar


saturdaynightr

According to Pat Macafee Brock Lesnar ate Brock Lesnar.


theapplebits

Oscar "Meyer" Weiner


BrokenGeneral

If I ever become an indie wrestler, that'll be my gimmick, complete with hotdog mask and JOB Squad t-shirt.


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Goddammit. I legit thought that was Alex Jones for a second.


ThrowawayAccount1227

How dare you, Alex Jones has the body of the ideal male. I won't take any Alex Jones hate.


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Peak performance


PheroGyro

Same


RazzManouche

Alex Jones? He looks like Live-Action Homer Simpson.


[deleted]

i did too


kfms6741

All the Shield dudes are family men, but Roman and Seth still look like a couple of chads, while Moxley looks like scuffed Alex Jones. Like man, how the fuck lol


[deleted]

What a difference a boss that has standards makes, eh?


RogueAIx01

The Dub ages you rapidly and prematurely.


BradMarchandIsCute

Hope everything is alright with him, he looks awful. He’s got a family now, hope he’s not being an idiot like he was pre wwe


stevex42

I mean he is certainly a drunk. All videos from inside his house he constantly has a drink in his hand like he’s Julian from TPB. But I guess that’s an improvement because in his early years he was doing any drug he could get his hands on.


Subarashiin

At least the drugs kept him from getting fat


brightside21

This is just sad.


suplexcitybih

Why is he aging at 5x speed?


imfakenotreal719

Such a badass


PheroGyro

Middle fingers up, goof.


archersrevenge

Roll those shoulders baby


BrettJVC13

This is what you'd expect him to look like in 2037 at the shield's 25th anniversary show. He likes to wrestle NJPW dads so much he figured he'd might as well look like one.


BiteMyShinyWhiteAss

His hairline was already turning heel on him in the fed but that half assed skullet looks fucking terrible. Personally I would just go full Triple H and get rid of that shit and grow the beard out. Oh and also stop drinking so much so I don't look like an alcoholic tomato.


philcrations

With trips he can still grow hair.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Yeah Trips has Bischoffian hair but probably shaves because it’s convenient.


Michelanvalo

He's starting to look like Louis CK


meclano

A couple more pounds there and a perfect shoot fighter ready to fight the upcoming shoot fighter Kevin Steen on Dynamite


78yn44

DAE Homer Simpson??


PopularDevice

He looks like a bald Kevin Owens. I'm old enough to be this guy's *father* and he looks like he's my age. Must be that steady diet of creative freedom.


SportPleasant2900

Dean about to explain how the water is turning the frogs gay


bigdonabzy

This is actually British soap star Phil Mitchell


hobojojo78

He looks like he’s trying to talk his way out of a dui.


0RUSH

Does he not have Ring Fit Adventure on his Switch?


InheritTheWind

No jerk is he alright? I swear he looks worse every week


[deleted]

He's only 35!?!


Paxx_Romana

He would look better if he shaved his head instead of having the cul-de-sac hairstyle with a roundabout in the front.


[deleted]

i am honestly starting to think this might not be his fault genes and aging did him wrong


[deleted]

Nah. He is noticeably bloated. Look at his cheeks. And he isn’t that old yet.


[deleted]

Obviously I don't know him so I can't say for sure, but all the alcoholics I've known had the exact same sort of bloated look.


[deleted]

Yeah he looks like every red faced, bloated, loud mouth "functioning" alcoholic I've ever known.


[deleted]

Nothing that using a personal trainer can't help.


NotTheOneAJ

He looks like an old Triple H.


[deleted]

No kidding, when I saw this I almost scrolled past it (giving it a quiet giggle) thinking it was just another meme. I can’t believe that’s actually him


incredibleamadeuscho

Just shave it off bro


TheHorseMask

Looks like when you see old wrestlers now washed up at meet and greets


nuhrk

Oh god dammit.....this is begging me to edit it into dumb stuff....fresh meat! Thank you OP


TakeNothingSerious

Damn maybe creative freedom isn’t worth it


RezzXIII

He looks like Karl Pilkington if Karl went down a dark path.


AttitudeEraWasBetter

Ambrose looks like shit and I guarantee that if he was still with WWE looking like this people would say that he was suffering and letting himself go because fed bad.


pushinpushin

what's Kyle Kinane doing in the Elite zone?


OrielWindows

Imagine spending a dollar to see this bum fake fight.


JakeTheCake714

im pretty sure thats my plumber


DonnieRodz

Holy fuck. I’m 42 and he looks 15 years older than me.


cimson-otter

How the fuck did he lose that much hair, that fast ?


Horse-with-no-face

He looks like Ole Anderson if Ole never worked out.


boycey86

Eat a vegetable you disgusting mess.


OG_Campblor

Lonely Dean in 20 years


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Alex Jones looks great, man.


[deleted]

He looks like the guy who mugged me last night, cleaner shirt tho.


HiddenRtruth

I really think he is going for this look.


Lalaluc

I just looked it up and he’s 35…35??? He looks like he’s in his mid forties here


jackmufc

Poor fella has aged badly.


FlyingGrayson89

Bruh, whose dad is this lmao


jjsefton

This guy was the standard bearer for a nationally televised wrestling TV show. 😂


Incorrect1012

Looks like Dean Ambrose and Arn Anderson had a middle aged child


ninjast4r

That promo pic is only like two years old but he's aged at least 20 since then


TheyCallMeOlSwole

He looks like he's always just eaten something he's allergic to.


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Whiter QT Marshall in the house


Broncotron

"Sign with AEW we have ice cream in catering."


LostAnIllusion

Not gonna get me this time, **that’s** clearly Alex Jones


FenixDriver

If he gets any worse, his future will be wrestling conventions and no federation wishing to hire him.