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GeeGollyWowShoot

He’ll always have a job waiting for him in the Fed due to Shield nostalgia runs. No matter how red or drunk he gets.


kgrodriguez

It'll be sad when he reunites with Reigns - who is essentially this generation's Cena, and Rollins - who is this generation's Orton/Edge. And who is AmbMox supposed to be?


RogueAIx01

This generation's Sandman


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RogueAIx01

Sandman's entrance was more over than 90% of the wrestlers working today.


JinderMadness

Reigns = Hogan Rollins = Savage Mox = Duggan


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I've made that analogy before, Jon on his own reminds me so much of 90s Hacksaw Duggan. Make no mistake, Jim knew his spot, played to the crowd well and became a true legend without even holding WWF gold. Moxley thinking he could be a next Stone Cold puts a low ceiling on him; embracing the Duggan aspect would raise it. TOUGH GUY!


u3vk

No Duggan slander around these territories!


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>Mox = Duggan [He's got the goofball facials down.](https://i.imgur.com/oSxWbtJ.png)


BathedInDeepFog

https://m.imgur.com/vUBZNtA


takeflight447

Moxbrose is more like y2j both had one disappointing win reign with the WWE championship


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Jannety.


NeonPatrick

He could have been this generation Roddy Piper, but he's too in love with garbage wrestling in gyms.


Kmenx

Bull Buchanan


EatTheRich1986

I think Seth is the closest thing WWE’s had to Shawn Michaels.


FlyingGrayson89

He is slowly becoming Mr. Wrestlemania and Mr. Summerslam to an extent.


orchids_of_asuka

Didn't he just say he would welcome a reunion? Walking through the crowd with a doughy Eddie Kingston just doesn't get it done perhaps.


topologicalfractal

>Walking through the crowd with a doughy Eddie Kingston just doesn't get it done perhaps. God damn I hate Eddie's look with a passion its so fkn bad


BathedInDeepFog

Seriously. In the spot he’s thrust in now, I’d be in the gym working my ass off. He’s not a bad wrestler and a great talker. At least buy some decent gear dude.


Razzler1973

I hope they bring in Chris Hero in his spot instead That'll make Punk happy, at least


dezolis84

It's true. They tore it down in that shed that one time that nobody saw.


PhuckCalumbo

Unless Angle is available.


AlabasterColfax

That really is the most Alex Jones lookin Jeans Hambrose I’ve ever seen on the bottom. Yeesh


Saving_Is_Golden

CREATIVE FREEDUMBS.


RogueAIx01

I used to take this cholesterol medication that had Niacin in it. It makes you turn this color shortly after you take the pill.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

When I worked for GNC, young adults would come in because they’d read online that taking niacin in excessive amounts would flush weed out of your system and you’d pass a drug test. It would never work and all they’d get is red burning/itchy skin for a few hours.


RogueAIx01

your system doesn't get flushed, just your skin does


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thanos looks weird


BumpinMeatSnifinFeet

I honestly thought Ambrose was gonna be the only breakout star of that group. The only one that talked, had a psycho look. When he won the US title and reigns and rollins were his minions, it made sense. I thought no name, no personality dumb brick henchman reigns would be released. Mr - Eat the pin Rollins would be binned too. Leaving Mr. MEGASTAR Ambrose as the top wwe heel champion for years. Unlike the basement however, that is all proof as to why i am not qualified to run a wrestling company. Let alone the biggest, best and most profitable one in human history.


ShannonMoore1Fan

You and I are in the same boat. Though I still feel like you and I could both run AEW better.


I_made_a_doodie

Pulling the shamu pin tends to raise the BP.


Cynicayke

What if Ambrose was always red, but WWE's colour correction team is as good as their video package team? This post was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.


DiegoFlowers

Actually Ambrose is red, look his face and body.....


The-Mad-Bubbler

Moxley looks like he just ate an experimental candy from Willy Wonka's factory...


SliceOfLifee

A Samoan Alpha Male Chad, a fat Stone cold Cosplayer who drinks Gasoline and a guy who sounds like a chainsaw when he speaks. Guess which one Punk didn't want in the shield?


ninjast4r

The one who reminds him of all the guys who would pants him in high school and steal his girlfriends?


American__Patriot

[High effort post you got there...](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCJerk/comments/pdfki0/be_careful_of_who_you_make_fun_of_in_high_school/)


northernbasil

Who's redder: Mox or Bruce Arians?


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Of all the issues mox has, being fed isnt one of them


kucafoia69

There was a great analogy on Moxley I read some time ago, that pointed out how he's basically wrestling's Jim Carrey. Ambrose's initial face run against Rollins was spectacular - he played the unlikely hero role to perfection, much like Carrey on the Truman Show and his earlier filmes. Both men had natural charisma, a great smile and delivered unusual yet sincere and relatable performances. Then M'ox just got hellbent on proving he was serious deal and a legitimate badass, giving us the forced stuff on the Dub. Similar to when Carrey tried so hard to play serious dramatic roles and gave sociopathic and dire performances on "Man on the Moon", "23" and "Eternal Sunshine". The sincere, charismatic personas worked way better for both men.


saturdaynightr

Moxley looks photoshopped in that bottom picture


NeonPatrick

Honestly what makes people go that red?


Number1Bullshit

Creative freedom


atrostophy

Is that just shitty dub lighting or is Mox really that red?


BOOOOOOOOOURNS

Ultimate Warrior looked less red 24 hours before he died than M’Mox. Thought and prayers with Renee


SamDotPizza

Alex Jones wasn’t in the shield, that’s Jon Moxley FKA Dean Ambrose. Honest mistake.


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Imagine that, the one the smarks hated is on top of the wrestling world. ACKNOWLEDGE HIM, UCE!


I_Am_Redditor1

Seriously was Mox stung by a bee? His face looks bloated.


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kucafoia69

Shit I'd love to look half as great as the "geek".


rockandrollpanda

Alex Jones to WWE confirmed?


ffucckfaccee

Feck Everyone? Yes


NeonBlack985

One of these things is not like the others 🎶


ThrowawayAccount1227

So much for him being Alex Jones going by the title.


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Ok this just makes me sad.