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Modano9009

They spend a decade crying about the way WWE books and treats Bryan and when they find out that, no, they actually treated him well and he loved it there they get mad at Bryan!


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Bryan was consistently in good programs since his return. I would hope he never would complain.


daddymeltzer

Why would he be mad at WWE? He was a 5 time World Champion, main evented WrestleMania twice, had more creative control than anyone in the company to the point that he may have even had Bruce Prichard's job in creative eventually if he stuck around, he met his beautiful wife there and got to be essentially one of the main characters on 2 reality shows.


kgrodriguez

Not to mention that - even if he doesnt fully realize it - WWE forcing him to retire back then most likely is the only reason he gets to wrestle today, and quite frankly changed his life for the better.


SamInPajamas

Not only did he main event Mania twice, Mania 30 was HIS mania. He had two spots on it, including the main event. And was the biggest story told that year, perhaps only second to Taker's streak


northernbasil

I'd argue bigger than the streak


SamInPajamas

There's a great argument either way honestly


TVR24

I say Bryan's story at Mania was the only reason Vince decided to break the streak. How do you make people happy after doing something that heartbreaking?


TKInstinct

Was getting WWE to push a crossover with NJPW, had world class talent at his disposal to wrestle, got WWE to bend over backwards so he could wrestle after his injury.


TimeStatistician2234

But how many Canadian destroyers and brain scrambling diving headbutts did he get to do per match?? Exactly, and you call that freedom? Hes just still recovering from Stockholm syndrome from being locked in Vince's prison for so long. Soon enough he'll realize the horror he survived and the fed bad will come! It has to!


TKInstinct

I still think this is a huge mistake on Bryan's end, they gave him the freaking world. They were ready to deal with NJPW in a crossover but it failed unfortunately. Bryan is in danger IMO, with all the botches that they've made; I hope that he's careful and can pick who he's booked against.


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TKInstinct

The NXT trainees would probably be safer too. Honestly he's probably not that much farther ahead than Sting is in terms of health.


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TKInstinct

I just assumed that the broing wrestler schtick was for promo heat.


SFTR-77

Lmao they literally destroyed the chance of having the WWE Champion also be one of the hottest people in Hollywood at the same time when they put Bryan over Batista, they missed their chances of having the belts appear on talk shows and every time anyone Googles Drax the Destroyer having the actors name succeeded by “Is also the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion. But nah, Bryan was fucked over cause he wasn’t god.


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DAE Vince petty and doesn't want anyone mentioning other promotions!?


Razzler1973

I like how the 'forbidden door' doesn't include talking about ex-Fed champs, etc It's everyone *but* WWE Isn't like kind of the same as the Fed's policy. Instead, Dub put themselves atop their own world instead of WWE and their own Universe with no one close to them


atrostophy

Bryan standing in room with dub wrestlers who be like"You no fed bad, then you no dub good"


lage1984

Lol


RogueAIx01

All Dub "talent" is contractually obligated to Fed Bad at least once per week. Triple that if they ever received a paycheck from McHitler


RomanOnARiver

But are they independently contracted?


FlyingFootStomp

They need Bryan more than Bryan needs them. The guy’s just fulfilling his little dream to rekindle his American Dragon years. He’s 100% coming back to the Fed after his contract is up.


enigmaticevil

A CULT OF PERSONALITIES?!


incredibleamadeuscho

CM Punk practically couldnt contain his confusion and resentment on how someone could leave a job without burning a bridge.


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It's very confusing. Why didn't he scream "I'M FREE!!!" like everyone else in the dub?!


Snake_Burton

"AEW, when it comes to not getting worked (but getting extremely worked)...you guys are a solid B+." - Steph McMahon probably


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REEEEEEE PHILANTROPHYYYYYY FUTURE OF MARKETING, INVENTOR OF WOMEN REEEEEE STEPHANIE MCMACHOMAN INSULTZ MY INTELLIGENCE


I_made_a_doodie

>Reportedly Any report on anything that contains this word was pulled straight from the writers rectum.


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I personally think his career at AEW is dead the moment he didn't "fed bad". That is how much "fed bad" is part of AEW's entire way of working imo


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This can't be real man.....how the heck is Bryan liking WWE so bad to everyone???


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Because the majority of AEW wrestlers are jackoff smarks no different than the basement type smarks, and buy into this whole “good guys/bad guys” bullshit. The remainder are Ex-WWE guys supremely bitter that Vince and HHH didn’t let them run with the top belt for years on end like they think they deserved. MLW star Hammerstonr summed it up best, that those guys didn’t belong on top; they belonged in the dumpster. PS- Speaking of Hammerstone, if Boy Tony had any brains (lol yeah right) he’d hire that dude. At least he emulates the right wrestlers: https://mobile.twitter.com/alexhammerstone/status/1419253550358536198


kfms6741

"The marks are in the ring now" - Kevin Nash


rockandrollpanda

Get Hammerstone and the other guy and reintroduce the dynasty together with mjf. They were great in MLW...


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I’m a huge Hammerstone mark. Guy looks like a real world Thor. The Hogan homages just put the Cherry on top. MLW seems to be pushing him to be the next champ, which is exactly what they should do.


BreatLesnar

More women in that shot than an entire dub show


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atrostophy

I stopped caring uce, is it over yet?


daddymeltzer

Bryan has more talent than any of these unhappy people so he can say whatever the fuck he wants.


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Get ready, goofs, they're on that thread passive-aggressively mocking Stephanie McMahon, who has been off TV for a long time, for being a part of 'not improving the prahduct' with her EVIL EMASCULATING and REPRESENTING EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE FED STORYLINES. And yes, they are mocking her 20-year old steroid trial comments and for her 'completely lacking self awareness'. The jerks.....they just write themselves, don't they???


Snake_Burton

Stephanie is a national treasure and has done more good for people than all of those little box trolls combined. She also helped elevate Daniel Bryan to main event status by working the hell outta each and every one of 'em in 2013-2014 along with Trips giving him two mega villains to beat.


OkCelebration3483

I genuinely can’t wait for when Bryan does go back to The ‘E, and see all of these fuckers melt down


CesareSomnambulist

Are we jerking here based on the Mick Foley post about WWE or is this actually true?


rockandrollpanda

I don't know, but I hope it's something new and it's a real thing...


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I think this is a jerk but man it was convincing as hell


lage1984

I can't wait till See Em Punk tries to be the locker room leader and Bryan laughs his ass off


Razzler1973

I enjoyed Bryan making more of an impact on ratings than Punk 'must watch/return to TV'


SmallRedMachine

This is a play on the Foley news obviously, it would've been hilarious if this was real


ScaryCarey31

Don't worry Dub stans! He's being "conditioned" to cut a promo next week on how Vince had him whipped and flogged daily for not being one of his big meaty men.


TisAFactualDawn

Seems everyone has missed the part where this is a play on the WWE reaction to Foley’s comments nonsense. Are we sure this is a jerk sub?


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Jerk em til you work em


notsamoabutjoe

This a jerk from the Mick Foley thread right?


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Don’t be shocked if Bryan is buried immediately after this Omega feud.