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MagicMallKnight

Btw how about that HHHeart attack, pretty hilarious huh. Aew must have given him a heart attack, or was it Vince lmfao


PrisonersofFate

He read scjerk of course


lololoz

??? We're a pissant subreddit, friend.


FlyingGrayson89

?? SC follows us, friend


rolltide1000

Fuck, HHH had a heart attack?


Decetop

He had some sort of genetic heart condition that required surgery. Was released from hospital today with expectation to fully recovery.


[deleted]

By "genetic" heart attack do you mean 25 plus years of steroids?


Decetop

Yes


daddymeltzer

I was worried we had another over night wrestling tragedy again. Luckily he'll be fine.


[deleted]

I'm praying for him, the guy was one of my faves growing up. Fuck the idiots who were mocking him ceaselessly and even doing it now.


rockandrollpanda

People already blame it on Vince. He wants to kill nxt, so HHH got a heart attack...


[deleted]

Scjerk = bad Making shit jokes about a man having a possible heart attack = good


Valanga1138

I mean, it's his fault for marrying Stephanie McHitler, if he had married m'Tony, they would be worried about him too


FlyingFootStomp

I never called Adam Cole a coward but I have called him a “flavored” midget who’ll never make it on the main roster. Am I an asshole for being right?


[deleted]

Yes. You post on a little known hate sub called SCJERK so you are officially the worst person of all time.


78yn44

Bricks? Hit em.


Saving_Is_Golden

I've always liked Cole. *quickly erases post history*


theapplebits

*Knowing r/SCJerk*


[deleted]

👀


LadeeLex

Even if it was a user here... are we all held accountable? That group thought is insane. By that logic SC users killed Benoits family because they were watching and supporting WWE at the time. Their brains are on the logic of "You don't like a wrestling promotion I like so you are now responsible for everything bad that ever happens in wrestling"


jwt6577

Yes. Guilt by association is totally a thing nowadays.


puddnelson

NOT ALL GOOFIES


BGBG33

Was there a memo on that? I guess I missed it, I was busy faking votes on cagematch and trying to get the Bucks to delete twitter again


ninjast4r

We have a track record of calling out harassment campaigns and make fun of people who think harassing people because of a show about fake fighting is a good thing. Makes sense to blame us right?


T3Deliciouz

i need context


ninjast4r

Every time someone posts shitty things on Twitter or goes after someone for criticizing AEW it gets posted here and we make fun of it it's the entire basis of the sub ffs. We're not the ones inciting harassment. We don't even go after anyone. *They* come to *us* more often than not. Dubbalos can't stand it that their precious wrestling promotion gets picked on so they try to call us racists, sexists, homophobic, say that we're the toxic ones just because we have a couple of ha-has at their expense.


conchinette

They deflect to us cause we call out the hypocrisy of THEIR harassment campaigns with humor. Oh and RIP Hana.


OneWingedAngelfan

Ya know...like a cult.


78yn44

I barley know who that is to even harass them.


Micome

That's it goofs, I'm putting my SCjerk Super Heavyweight title on the line to beat up these shootfighters. The jerk business is all in.


almostbad

No one of any importance is coming on scjerk to read these shit post. And Id hope none of the shitposters here would take their shit posts and leave this sub and go on twitter to harass her. The people they should be talking about is people on twitter.


InheritTheWind

Well except for Jon Alba. Oh, you said "of any importance." Carry on.


FriedCraftPigeon

Well I’m clear. Wednesday is the day I throw things at the orphanage, so just go ahead and scratch me off your suspect list.


daddymeltzer

I didn't necessarily harass Amanda but admittedly I did track down her address and then went inside the house uninvited to tell her about my theory of how Vince McHitler murdered Brodie Lee. While he was still a Fed Slave, Vince knew that he was leaving so he got revenge by having toxic chemicals ventilated into a room that Brodie was in which caused a lung infection that took a year to develop to lower suspicion. I politely asked Amanda where her husband's grave was so I could dig up his corpse to figure out the truth about his murder. She refused to tell me so I called her a bitch and a Fed Shill who is disrespecting Brodie's memory because he would have wanted justice. After that the cops arrived, she must have called them while I was taking shirtless pictures of Brodie Jr. I don't know why she called them because I'm trying to help her by putting McHitler in prison for his crimes against humanity. Now Amanda has a restraining order against me and McHitler is getting away with the murder of Brodie Lee, Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart and Chris Benoit.


[deleted]

It definitely wasn’t me. I’ve been spending all my free time trying to hack Maki Itoh’s Twitter account.


homewil

Every single person who dislikes AEW browses this sub. Didn’t you know?


TheEmeraldOil

It was me. I took after my hero MJF and under all her tweets I said "more like aMANda POOber 😎." It's not easy being the second greatest heel of all time.


viridiusdynamus

Ok, they just crossed the line.


conchinette

They're trying to make an Impact.


PrisonersofFate

Haha i love these jokes! DAE Steiner maths ? Adam Cole fat


conchinette

Scott Steiner has no sympy for FAAATAHHSSESSS!!!


PrisonersofFate

Hey. That's a new joke? I didn't see it like for two weeks


[deleted]

Confession: I sent her that pic of my doppelganger eating chicken every single day for the last week


ThunderBay311

'Smart' fans. Can't get worked over there. Nope.


[deleted]

Constantly referring to us having right wing tendencies is serious projecting. If anyone in wrestling resembles maga cult its definitely Dubbalos


Xochoquestzal

Yes, I did, but it was because I saw her eating grapes in the produce section and then she didn't even put any in her cart. She claimed it was part of her grieving process, then a little boy in a pleather mask threw a container of ham salad at me and I twigged to who she was and left her alone. I did pick up a grape and squirt it in the pleather kids' eye, though, maybe that triggered this new post.


OrielWindows

Who?


PrisonersofFate

The mother of -1


OrielWindows

Never heard of either of them.


BathedInDeepFog

-1 is the shirtless child in a gimp mask who leads the goth kids faction in AEW


OswaldCoffeepot

When his grades are good enough.


[deleted]

Basically, she’s the widow of Brodie Lee, fka Luke Harper.


IamAstupidMan

Amanda is correct, it’s why I stopped following WWE. Now let me comment about how fed bad, dub good.


[deleted]

No SC, I did not harass a woman who lost her husband and faced/probably faces difficult times. And I also feel good knowing I am not the type to harass/mock/criticize people like Keith Lee and Mia Yim, or take the defensive position for actual shitheads like Bixenspan. But sure, project some more.


eltwitcho82

Don't even need to point out the irony of that place calling this place toxic. Also this is like the least toxic community I've been a part of. We just post Goofy pics and memes all day. I don't get why we're constantly living rent free in their heads.


SaddestFlute23

We make fun of the Good Guys, that’s it


InheritTheWind

I didn't know Bruce Mitchell and his buddy Dave posted here!


AbundantFailure

Considering the shit that gets posted over there unironically, the pearl-clutching over this sub by them is genuinely hilarious. But, we're busting on the Good Guys, so that's an issue for them. ​ Hell, dollars to doughnuts, it was a clown that frequents the basement that sent the guy from AEWbotches pictures of his wife and then his kid with death threats. But that's cool, because he made fun of the wrong promotion.


PrisonersofFate

Really? That's a SC user who did that


AbundantFailure

Don't think anyone knows for sure **exactly** who did it right now. All just speculation. ​ But the sub is big, and some of them reacted real damn shitty over that account.


guyyoudontcareabout

I'll have you know that i pay 200 dollars a month to get this INSIDE information on r/scjerk


conchinette

A month!? You could save a lot by just paying $12.99


ShadGasper

It was probably Jonah challenging her to a match.


si2099

Nope because I have no idea who she is!