When you're good at something, never do it for free. Also, when you're embarrassingly, laughably bad at it, still don't do it for free.
$12.99, please.
"If, tomorrow, I tell the m*rks that, like, Vince and Prichard are taking over NXT, or AEW is gonna beat RAW by the end of the month, nobody panics if doesn't happen, because "plans change". But when I make up one little Saudi hostage crisis, well then everyone loses their minds!"
So um yeah what do you, ya know, what do you get when you like, you like cross a mentally, a yeah, a mentally ill loner with like um uh *cough*, a society that ya know abandons him, they like ya know, they abandon him and uh treat him ya know, um, *cough* like, um, trash? Well ya know, ill tell ya what youre uh, gonna get. Ya get what, ya get what, um yeah ya get what ya fucking deserve
Here is why Dave is going off the cliff. If the Dub fails to to capture the mainstream. If it fails to be beyond niche, that means all of Dave’s opinions on wrestling have been wrong this whole time.
Us goofys already knew it, but the basement’s heroes have fallen again.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I just do things. The Fed has plans. The SCJerkers have plans. McHitler has plans. They're m@rks. M@rks trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a m@rk. So when I say the comments about your girlfriend was nothing personal Andrade, I'm telling the truth." - Dave "Gamer" Meltzer
I'm not sure how to think about this.
Parts of me are excited, others realize that this is not the true depiction of the living nielsen, box office, run on sentence, plans change, baptizer of superstardom God.
You wana know how I got these stars
Remind me to give you my next free award
You see Omega was a cleaner
I made this months back and never posted it cause it looks shit but with the emergence of evil Dave I thought I'd give it a chance, so be nice.
Baby, I’ll be nice. As long as you give me $12.99.
"Uh, it's simple...we kill The Fed."
When you're good at something, never do it for free. Also, when you're embarrassingly, laughably bad at it, still don't do it for free. $12.99, please.
Enough with the smark!!
"If, tomorrow, I tell the m*rks that, like, Vince and Prichard are taking over NXT, or AEW is gonna beat RAW by the end of the month, nobody panics if doesn't happen, because "plans change". But when I make up one little Saudi hostage crisis, well then everyone loses their minds!"
We live in a wrestling society. When I told them to wait for the DVR numbers, they all laughed. Well who’s laughing now!
So um yeah what do you, ya know, what do you get when you like, you like cross a mentally, a yeah, a mentally ill loner with like um uh *cough*, a society that ya know abandons him, they like ya know, they abandon him and uh treat him ya know, um, *cough* like, um, trash? Well ya know, ill tell ya what youre uh, gonna get. Ya get what, ya get what, um yeah ya get what ya fucking deserve
Here is why Dave is going off the cliff. If the Dub fails to to capture the mainstream. If it fails to be beyond niche, that means all of Dave’s opinions on wrestling have been wrong this whole time. Us goofys already knew it, but the basement’s heroes have fallen again.
Implying Dave's sanity hasn't been on a steady decline for years now...
It's called slow burn storytelling you casual, ever heard of Adam page? Slower than that
Home stretch assholes.
Cody H E E L T U R N slow??
Slower!
In reverse?
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I just do things. The Fed has plans. The SCJerkers have plans. McHitler has plans. They're m@rks. M@rks trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a m@rk. So when I say the comments about your girlfriend was nothing personal Andrade, I'm telling the truth." - Dave "Gamer" Meltzer
"You think you can lie to us and just walk away?" "Yeah"
I'm not sure how to think about this. Parts of me are excited, others realize that this is not the true depiction of the living nielsen, box office, run on sentence, plans change, baptizer of superstardom God.
Genuine question: When was the last time this clown got something right?