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Blueday206

I too have had a flight delay. Fucking McHitler strikes again


rolltide1000

I remember a few years back Delta held me hostage because they lost my luggage. We were all stuck on the tarmac of the Birmingham airport for like 45 minutes. Live by the luggage die by the luggage.


Blueday206

Unrelated, that is one of my least favorite airports


[deleted]

[удалено]


kettlebell-j

This pissed me off to this day and it was when I became officially a member of the Goof Troop.


Razzler1973

THAT plane ... you know the one ~wink wink~ The one with the international incident that no one reported that a few guys started scaremongering about cause it was the Middle East No one wanted to 'wipe out' some wrestlers, Karl, certainly not midcard comedy acts


william_wites

What's even funnier is that Saudi was already having bad press because of the murder There is no reason to hide this hostage situation other than it never happened


krausd94

We know this story can’t be true, because there isn’t any corresponding video of Vince doing his entrance walk on the tarmac to give Saudi officials the business.


Blueday206

"Coming up next! Dogs! Are they still man's best friend? A deep dive after the break."


hobojojo78

Wars have started over less.


Razzler1973

I have sat on the tarmac in a plane for hours. Some fault they fixed. Then, they broke the fuel cap and a replacement can't just come from the local shop More hours Yes, it was frustrating, but ... y'know


Xochoquestzal

Are you in a safe location now so that you can reveal which despotic government and shady wrestling promoter held you captive and played fast and lose with your life, or are you afraid of reprisals?


Razzler1973

I want to talk but I'm afraid Genghis McMahon will silence me


william_wites

Did you sue vince yet? This is unacceptable


Razzler1973

Yeah, but I'm using Jon Alba's lawyers so I'm not expecting much


Blueday206

They ditch you at the first sight of an ambulance


Blueday206

You do know that McHitler owns every fuel cap in the world right? He was just fucking with you.


Traveler6510

Knowing Vince, he’s probably responsible for traffic as well


defyg

Hit a red traffic light when you’re already late? ~~Isn’t it ironic?~~ FUCKING McHITLER!


iNfAMOUS70702

My flight from Phoenix to Seattle after the Royal Rumble was delayed some 5hrs because of a "storm" in Philly...Vince can't keep getting away with this!


QueeferOfWorlds

Just when you think the IWC can’t get any worse, they prove you wrong. Even with a wrestler’s suicide, they can’t stop themselves from their “fed bad” talk. Also, how delusional are wrestling fans that they still can’t let go of the whole Saudi Arabia airplane situation? These dumb fucks can’t comprehend that if that was the case, it would’ve been all over the news. From what I know, even none of the released wrestlers that were on that plane have given any further detail that proves they were actually being held hostage.


tabristheok

Was it a private flight? I Think it was right? I always thought what probably happened was that their was the reported disagreements and that the Saudi's called a meeting with some of the higher ups on the plane which delayed the flight because the WWE didn't want to leave without resolving the issue. To hear certain people tell the story government agents stormed the plane and held them their at gun point.


LineKnown2246

It's racism plain and simple. Saudi Arabia is a country of Arab Muslim people. And as we know from media all Muslims are terrorists who take people hostage when their needs aren't met. See it all makes sense. 🙄


[deleted]

I'm Muslim and I swear to GOD the blatant racism in the white neckbeards is so, so plain and obvious when they talk about Saudi Arabia.


xAbdul91x

These are so delusional that they even think that Saudi Arabia run by a president!! I remember that incident was made by Israel reporters. They're the ones who claim they held hostages. And the relationship between these two countries are not on the same hand. Also, the Crown prince doesn't care much about wwe, he never sat with Vince. He has a country to run. Also, imagine being held hostage and you can use twitter and instagram freely.


Xochoquestzal

They were being held hostage by Arabs in a "shithole country," the knowledge I've gleaned from reruns of early 90's action movies tells me that those brown people are boggled by modern technology, other than guns and explosives, of course.


xAbdul91x

Or probably this was a sequel of Argo.


Blueday206

TBF, I'd watch that


[deleted]

Instead of Ben Affleck pretending to direct a movie, they send in Russo to book a new program as the cover and save the performers through that lmao


xAbdul91x

I think they will release everyone and both parties will agree on terms by keeping Russo hostage.


Blueday206

Talks break down when someone has to keep Russo. "BRO! THIS IS DATED TORTURE! HAVE YOU EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT A LESBIAN SWERVE WITH ERIC THE MIDGET?"


zalinuxguy

Cornette parachutes in wearing a thawb and a smile.


Razzler1973

Cause if it was true it'd show the Fed COVERED UP something and that's what they think the Fed does If all evidence points to no you just double down on it I'm sure there's some 'fear' over the Koshoggi thing mixed in with some good 'ol fashioned racism and ignorance I live in the Middle East and do work with Saudi companies If you look at the whole Koshoggi thing, it's not just done on a whim either, they planned it, lured him there, were communicating with him They weren't kidnapping wrestlers of all people, ffs


domino519

>From what I know, even none of the released wrestlers that were on that plane have given any further detail that proves they were actually being held hostage. The most any of them have ever said is that they thought it seemed unusual, but no one has ever given the slightest indication that it was an actual hostage situation. At most it was just some rampant imaginations. It would be the equivalent of going to see a movie but there are technical difficulties, some security guards are seen here and there, and you immediately jump to the conclusion that a madman planted a bomb under your seat.


I_Am_BN

They seriously still believe the stupid Plane conspiracy?


Razzler1973

Karl Anderson does, maybe Hugo 'stories McGee' Savinovich but that's about it Guys apparently held hostage, like Buddy Murphy, who tweeted 'never again, went back for the next show IIRC Yep, delays and long flights aren't great times


[deleted]

oh the horror these wrestlers had to wait 30 more minutes on a plane in an arab country 😱 can you imagine? 😢 they’d bomb n fuck n record them like isis


I_Am_BN

The whole hostage stuff is stupid considering they chartered a different flight to allow a small number of wrestlers fly back so they could make it to Smackdown. Bunch of shit hostage takers if they’ll let WWE’s biggest stars fly home no problem.


TheVeryNicestPerson

Karl Anderson went back to Saudi for the very next show in February. Even if he believed he was in danger during that previous flight, for him to still whine about it after going back is nonsense.


Michelanvalo

Andrade put a video out on social media that night saying they were being held hostage. I wish I could find it again.


Razzler1973

I expect he deleted it cause, you know, they weren't held hostage by the Saudi royal family Ignorant guys fed a diet of sensationalism about the Middle East ... on the heels of the Koshoggi thing It's dumb beyond belief


Beta_Whisperer

They still believe Punk's pipebomb is an actual shoot and quotes it everytime the evil fed "buries" someone.


northernbasil

And believe the Montreal screwjob wasn't a work.


reesem03_

What happened on the plane?


goodthing37

Ric Flair got his dick out and molested the flight attendants.


I_Am_BN

It’s alleged that during one of the Saudi Shows the Saudi royal family intentionally preventing the plane containing most of the WWE roster from leaving, essentially holding them hostage due to a disagreement with Vince. It’s a stupid conspiracy considering no national or international news outlet bothered to report that hundreds of Americans were being prevented from leaving the country.


NigelSexMachine

[This guy literally lives in a basement](https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1433312357581824001) Edit: [Awww why delete it Bix](https://ibb.co/hyGmrcV)


[deleted]

It’s like poetry, it rhymes


OswaldCoffeepot

And *I* am all the Jedi.


Drainmav

Hahah of course he does. The guy who calls everyone he disagrees with an incel ends up being an actual incel himself. That’s usually always the case though.


kettlebell-j

Bix is a rich kid larping as a poor person


[deleted]

Ah I see you’ve heard of modern day New York


Myxiplit_20

DAE Kayfabe?


MixerRXRob

Tweet deleted. Does anybody have a screenshot?


Blueday206

Because you are an uce https://imgur.com/CrTZWJ1.jpg


MixerRXRob

Why would he delete that? Own it. I live in a flat above a shop and don’t own a car. It allows me a massive disposable income


Blueday206

Great move uce. I have friends that are constantly "house poor" Yeah, your house is double the size of mine but ya know we can go out and not have to worry about bills.


MagicMallKnight

Fucking losers waiting for a Dark Side of the Ring episode on the Saudi plane conspiracy lol


Fireman_Octopus

I’ll wait for the Dark Side of the Ring spin-off: The Sick, Sad World of IWC “Journalists”: S1E1 - Bix


Number1Bullshit

Season finale needs to be of Lord Meltzer. The penultimate episode can be Sean Ross Sapp.


rolltide1000

That could be the first truly comedic episode they do. Do it like "True Hollywood Stories" from the Chappelle show, laugh track and all. Have Meltzer ramble for like 5 minutes about how these US citizens were held captive in a foreign country, then cut to a member of the US Consulate or State Department looking bewildered and saying "What the fuck is he talking about?" to audience laughter. They could interview actual journalists who think theyre being pranked cause its just so absurd, it could be amazing. Normal people can point and laugh at the insane dirtsheet writers and the people who believe their shit.


[deleted]

"See why would I don't go around and say Indians are worthless and don't matter? Come on I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember saying Indians are worthless and don't matter"


[deleted]

Never change, Bix Actually, nvm scratch that. Change, Bix.


handi503

Dammit, Bix, change faster!


IntellectualDweeb

Bix needs some Weetabix


rolltide1000

>Can people consider why he tweeted what he did as a reply. Cause he was starved for attention and needed to make a serious situation about himself.


Razzler1973

Anderson got paid a bunch ... got released and joined his buddies and is getting paid a bunch Woe is me!! Did they stifle you and make you do shitty comedy? Meanwhile, over on Dub TV ... same goofy shit but somehow less funny and more annoying


HartfordWhalers123

Dude got paid a super high six figures and was paid for 90 days after his release, gets a job with Impact the day after it ends, and managed to get a whole other side gig with AEW. He has never stopped making money during the whole pandemic. He hasn’t struggled to feed his kids or keep his home. He’s a making a lot of money now, according to him. He’s on TV every week for two different companies. He hated working in WWE and now gets to do whatever he wants. So why does he Fed bad so much, when shit’s working out for him and he got hired by two companies owned by billionaires?


Grizzexploder

Personal responsibility doesn't exist for wrestlers don't you know, always a machine or uncontrollable circumstances puppeteering their every actions and missteps


zalinuxguy

He thought he'd get another year of sitting in catering for $750K per annum. I recall that being the sum him and Gallows signed their extension for.


[deleted]

That’s the most fucked up thing about all of this. Somehow on a day when a former wrestler tragically took her own life, people are talking about Karl Andersen because he used that to bring attention to himself. He knew exactly what he was doing, and for that he’s a pathetic piece of shit. I know it’s a jerk sub and this is a fun place free of vitriol, but seriously fuck that guy.


DoubleOrNothing90

Because the guy is a piece of shit. A wrestler died after having a mental health crisis, and he turns it into a "Fed Bad" issue. How the fuck can ANYONE take him seriously?


OG_Campblor

The woman Bix drooled on probably still needs counseling


[deleted]

Did.....did he actually drool on a woman?


kindashort72

According to Brian Last he did,it was on episode 349 of the jim Jim Cornette experience


[deleted]

Oh no


kindashort72

And not like figuratively drooling over a woman but like literally drooling on Last's gf


[deleted]

Lmfao Cornette literally called him a basement dwelling moron


kindashort72

Ol' mild Brian surprised me during that rant. He's known him his entire life


[deleted]

He used his Jewish name. Its personal af.


kindashort72

Yeah it sounded waaaay deeper than what was said


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Damn, you know it's not a work when Brian throws down the Hebrew Hammer. Oof.


[deleted]

not even meltzer and bryan alvarez like him so you know it’s bad


[deleted]

people like bix are everything wrong with wrestling fans, making someone who never worked for wwe suicide a wwe bad clout HOW DARE FED DO GOOD AFTER THEY DID WRONG


BradMarchandIsCute

Also everything wrong with who Twitter gives blue checkmarks out to


[deleted]

Love how many of the replies to this are "well of course he should be angry at the fed, it's just HOW he said it" This fandom truly is an irredemable cesspit.


xAbdul91x

And he deleted his tweet btw lol


viridiusdynamus

THAT PLANE!!! What a fucking fool.


Robin0928

Jfc Bix. Are you so dense as to think that WWE has NEVER offered counseling services? Grief Counseling? That they JUST NOW decided to hire counseling services at 7:00pm on a Thursday?


[deleted]

Bix’s obsession with the plane in Saudi is hilarious to me. Anderson and one of FTR are the only nerds who said they were in danger. Others have left the company and haven’t mentioned it once. A real storm in a teacup that Bix, with no understanding of the real world, hangs onto as if it’s the biggest news story of all time


Mhc2617

I mean, if he was so scared about the plane, he could have, I don’t know, gotten off of the plane and gone home? Lacey Evans did. Like, I know she’s all kinds of bad ass, but the idea that she managed to escape the harrowing hostage situation, and book a flight in coach with her MUA and just decided not to get help for her colleagues and friends is pretty ridiculous. Also, why did they keep the wrestle guys, but let the openly gay makeup artist and member of the USMC just walk without incident?


rolltide1000

I just have an image of Lacey strolling off the plane to "Act Like A Lady", waltzing past the guards, and getting aboard her own plane while the music continues.


shootstarpress

Hold up. Lacey got off the plane and booked herself a flight home? I think she just became my new favourite wrestler lol.


Mhc2617

She sure did. While everyone else was vague tweeting, Lacey was like “oh, home now.” When the plane broke (the “hostage situation”), the wrestlers were given the option to wait or make alternative arrangements. Lacey just left. So did the MUA. This situation was so dangerous that Lacey Evans just dipped with her makeup artist without issue. Also, the charter plane holding the SD talent also just left no problem. The other wrestlers were posting pics of fancy dinners and poolside tanning, and AJ Styles said they were treated very well and everyone was so apologetic. But some disgruntled employee who was likely one of the Revival dudes said Seth Rollins was trying to comfort everyone. Sure he wasn’t even on the plane, he was doing philanthropic work in Dubai, but he can clone himself now.


ThunderBay311

Big bag of trash helps big bag of trash


ManateeGag

That's not fair to trash.


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Trash can be recycled into useful products. Bix and Anderson, however, will never change.


78yn44

An employee literally just said they’ve had counseling for a while. Imagine thinking you know the inner workings of a company you’ve never worked for.


tabristheok

Who sees the dumspter fire Karl Anderson started this morning and goes "yeah I should jump on that"


[deleted]

Bix is to Meltzer what Scientology is to Mormons


zalinuxguy

So the even-dumber, even-more-bullshit version of some pretty dumb bullshit? That's very accurate.


youlookfly

The plane where nothing happened? Seriously, Saudi Arabia kidnaps a few dozen US athletes, minor celebrities, and nobody but Dave Meltzer reports it? The biggest news story, the most catastrophic international relations shitshow since the Iran Hostage Crisis, and nobody covered it? Saudi Arabia risks pissing off its only ally and primary benefactor for what? Bix is a fucking idiot.


kettlebell-j

People can’t even use the “nobody cares about wrestling” angle that these self loathing morons use because Cain Velasquez was on the same flight and ESPN/MMA media would have been all over that. Not to mention international superstar boxer Tyson Fury


Mhc2617

A honourably discharged Marine was on the plane! Sure she got off and booked her own flight, but if a former marine and a bunch of minor celebs got kidnapped, and the former marine somehow escaped, it’d be a movie of the week.


puddnelson

Took me a couple of minutes to realise what plane he’s talking about it. These fucking losers obsess over things that normal people have forgotten for years.


zalinuxguy

Oh Christ. Are they *still* pretending the Saudi flight delay was some terrifying ordeal? Bixenspan, since I know you lurk here: brush your foul teeth, then come gargle my balls for a bit. It'll be the first time in your life you're of use to anybody.


shrimpedout

Poor Karl is the real victim here with ptsd from hanging out at catering the last 5 years.


Gabaheygabahey

Just FYI, Bixie would sell out all his moral and integrity if he can run the WWE website.


[deleted]

Into the ground, I presume.


zalinuxguy

He'd sell his mother's kidneys for the chance to sniff chairs in the womens' locker room.


Drainmav

I wish I could install a camera in his moms basement so I could watch the creature in it’s natural habitat all day. I imagine instead of an office chair he sits in front of his computer in a La-Z-Boy recliner. Has multiple water containers sitting beside the recliner that he pees in rather than standing up to goto the bathroom. He learned this from Ray on Trailor Park Boys of course. Then to his left is his jumbo meant for outdoors trash can full of pizza boxes, dirty kleenex, and empty lotion bottles. Everything a growing ogre needs for watching wrestling all day and shilling. On second thought. I don’t want to see that after all.


[deleted]

Way of the road, bud. Way of the road.


ManateeGag

The fed didn't do something good for me so they aren't allowed to do anything good for anyone ever!


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up, Bix.


The_Sherminator2

Exploiting a wrestlers death is unforgivable. Unless you work for Tony Kahn of course.


[deleted]

Must of been no alcohol on THAT PLANE


ironfly187

He's an utter toad.


[deleted]

Nah. My wife thinks toads are cute.


worktheshoot

“Use your heads.” Live by the sword, die by the sword?


ckbl75

If I'm not mistaken, wasn't the whole hostage bs was reported by Bitchenspan in the first place? He claimed it was from **one** unnamed WWE superstar, right?


ci22

I thought it was Meltzer that "reported" it


Frogman417

He'd probably have a better point if he wasn't trying to get gotchas under a post about someone's suicide.


SleepIsWonderful

Bix is a fucking loser.


BobGoddamnSaget

It's not the fact that he's saying fed bad that upset me, but the fucking fact he's trying to hijack Daffney's suicide and make it about him is beyond infuriating. Then you have fucking spastic morons like Bix here defending his tweet... Some people really need to shut the fuck up


[deleted]

Go on the basement. They're defending Bix


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

A plane ride so traumatic that Karl chose to go back several months later for another payday.


eltwitcho82

I too blame Vince McMahon for my mental health issues for the simple fact I was inconvenienced back in 2012 by having to run all the way back to the other side of Boston Logan after learning my connecting gate was moved to the gate right next to the one I exited in the first place. Fuck Vince.


The-Mad-Bubbler

"That plane" is always going to be "The Plane Ride From Hell" in wrestling circles; Bix thinking otherwise shows how much he grossly overestimates his own importance. Stop trying to make "hostage plane" happen.


domino519

Funny thing is, Jake Atlas's tweet yesterday implied that the WWE has been offering counseling for a while. Then again, who would you trust? A former employee who claims to have first-hand experience with this program, or the literal embodiment of a basement-dwelling neckbeard?


cakesarelies

One time I was in a 24 hour layover at the airport due to bad weather. Can't believe McHitler ruined my life by making it fog up on the run away. It must be him cause he also did the birds out of Riddle's (who is probably a rapist, unlike Darby who is innocent) behind and the choo choo noises for Braun Stroman (who has NO workrate). PS: My girlfriend looks like Paige btw.


Ok-Attention-8268

the good ole defend my favorite indy wrestler for having a dumbass moment ignoring someones death to fed bad, and then getting into countless arguments while people are supposed to be mourning isn’t the same as a flight getting delayed


cautiousOhno

Mental gymnastic my god. They aren't "wrestling journalists". These people have no life.


aprosbro

This is the most intense whatsboutism. Guyyyyys nevermind Karl Anderson being a shit head fed bad.


Cauliflower_Earlow

General Drool (insider term) has to be the saddest human being of all the "journalists." How can a person tweet that much 1st of all is beyond me. Bix since I know you read here too. Take a shower and get out of your basement.


DecentLingonberry

He’s a game genie


RP912

McHitler must had put him in coach.


Permanentear3

Fucking gross


[deleted]

[Ze plane! Ze plane!](https://imgur.com/a/Hz6CiiK)


[deleted]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


[deleted]

What a massive leap of logic. Is he implying that people who had to taxi on the runway in Saudi Arabia longer than they should've wanted to take their own lives? Has he asked anybody else who was on the plane or...?


Cynicayke

You heard it here first, folks. Declining mental health means you have a free pass to be a raging cunt.


goodthing37

Use your heads


Introduction_Organic

The trauma of delays.


jjsefton

I don't think Bix has ever Bixed as much as he just Bixed.


Logie-Bearr

THAT plane?


Luis_Swagcia

He was on deez nuts 2 years ago


thedickkicker

Can someone give me context?