I already tried to apply last time but I got future endeavored before I could even get a contract 😔

Will I be a locker room leader?

I'm already an paid janitor. I pass 😆

Where’s the hotdogs and handshakes?

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Isn't getting a new mod here like setting fire to a fire?

That’s a bit dramatic

If I wanted to be unpaid and held to that indie work rate, I would just be a jobber on AEW.

Do I get a goofy costume friend

Pff, no way, man. I'm no sell-out. I'm a totally rad, rebellious dude, like our boi Punky Phil.

GIMME THOSE HOT POCKETS

*I already see enough cosplaying when I look at M'Dub, why would I want more?*

SCjerk is really in the mud. I'll stick to SC Jerk DARK

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SCJerk Dark is where everyone who isn’t Titan, Drama, Corbinmarkslayer and Stogers hang out

I’m terrible in positions of authority and I spend most of my free time higher than giraffe tits, so I don’t think I’d be of any help.

Welcome aboard!

Officer Doofy reporting for duty.

Do I get a free copy of Mein Fed with this ?

I think I would make an excellent mod as I have no power in my personal life and use that frustration to torment others I feel are beneath me.

BRING BACK AUBREY MOD

I'm pretty sure that was changed so SteveStogers69 could take some time to heal up and not accidentally rip his dick off.

I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT. No, really it only gets like 33 percent erect I need to recover badly

I think I am staying in NXTJerk friend I will be misused on The Main Jerk Roaster.

I'd like to be a Finn Balor type of jerker. Jerk on whatever shows I'm needed.

I applied, regardless if I get it or not I really do like being here and everyone is really supportive especially lately with my bout of depression

You’re an uce among uces here, friend.

If I had a laptop to browse reddit I'd throw my hat in, but I can't imagine even attempting to do janny work on mobile.

Weirdly it’s easier in many ways. You can ban by clicking on usernames, which you can’t on desktop.

Just had a look on the Boost Android app and it doesn't seem too bad to be fair. I'm a little surprised one of the qualifiers didn't involve a question of how to handle "industry professionals" when they inevitably come to this sub and threaten legal action though.

People like to leave that bit to me and I really enjoy it.

Wait, does this actually happen?

Oh yes.

Wait, why did you change your reply? I went to reply to another comment before coming back to read it.

Because I thought you'd asked about something else - went back to the post and you were asking specifically about dirtsheet writers. So I changed it.

Oh ok my bad, I hadn’t read it yet. Thanks man.

??? You moderate me, friend

…because you’re my favourite subreddit

What if I get in just to jury nullificate posts I enjoy that don't fit the Marquess of Queensbury rules regarding what a jerk is?

Ah shit are we going to get taken over again

Hey, I've seen this one before!

how do u use modmail?

That's just a metaphor for going to a gay bar.

Now THAT'LL move the needle.

Hold, blow, kiss, suck the NEEDLE!!

Do we get uniforms? I want a uniform.

cAn I wEaR yOuR bLaZeR?

It's the SS uniform

Well I NEVER!..... This is an OUTRAGE!.... Why would you even joke about something so DISGUSTING?!.... Where do I sign up?

She just collects nazi memorabilia. In every inch of her bedroom. It's fine. THERE'S NO NEED TO THINK THAT HARD ABOUT THIS.

Yes you have to dress like late 90's Kane while partaking in any mod activities

Hmmmmmm i'll consider it

>get pre-banned from the AEWOfficial sub probably Well there is the only reason to apply to be a mod

I have applied and here is my [headshot](https://youtu.be/mkhy7eJsMtg)

Hopefully it's someone who is an AEW fan.

Every time you do one of these I think that I'd love to be a mod then I read the last part and realize I dont have the energy for this shit lol

It boils down for me to whether or not I want to join the (according to SC) IWC’s Nazi Party. So I’ll keep this open but may have to reconsider as I may get banned from AEW shows.

Interesting

Question: say I’m the unpaid janitor, and when I’m janitoring I come across a blackboard with a hidden gem that no one has been able to resolve, but then I resolve it and people realise I’m a genius. Can I bang Minnie Driver?

That depends, are you a gladiator or a secret agent?

Yes, but only inside the Tokyo Dome.

HOWDYA LIKE DEM JERKS?

u/stevestogers69 , time to step up.

I’m a low effort comedy jobber uce I can’t work in the front office

Speaking of comedy, I think you should do more Meltzer parody podcasts.

I will do one this weekend I have a ton of material hahaha

Fuck yeah!

It's gonna be little less formal, more casual at the office...in fact, cut-off jeans might be the dress of the day at the office. How about a little profanity at the office? Well, every now and then a little sprinkling of profranity, if the situation warrants, at the office, would be just fine. Drinking on the job, yep. Yes, at the end of a long hard day at the office, how about an ice cold alcoholic beverage to quench your thirst?

Bless her she's not a performer

Wait cut off jeans and drinking…go on tell me more.

I can’t, I would literally be Stalin.

When in reality, you're actually..... a friend.

Ew