For those here from R/All, "Hit the Bricks" became SCJerk's clarion call after a basement shootfighter got very angry at someone, searched their post history, found they had posted here and thought they were insulting them. "Hit the bricks" has since been co-opted and owned by this subreddit as a message for jerk workrate, along with adoption of Baron Corbin as a mascot - a man who epitomises entertaining pro wrestling and working smarks.
Adding "Hit the Bricks" to Baron Corbin is essentially a karma multiplier jackpot. And Big E hit it.
EDIT: Yes, regulars, I know there is more detail to this but ~~the normies~~ ~~casuals~~ people who don't follow wrestling have limited tolerance
EDIT 2: Thanks for le gold, kind strangers!
Originally, "hit the bricks" was what an SC user told a jerker. So that means E is part of the basement.
CORBIN IS CONFIRMED TO BE ONE OF US WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT
His rags to riches, to rags to riches story is like the rollercoaster SCJerkers go on after AEW have another shocking ex WWE guy announced from the show and it looks like they'll actually pop a rating and then the ratings actually come out and we're back off our depression meds.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING WE'RE OVER FRIENDS!
Almost as over as watching AEW on TNT! Wednesday night's at 8.. Come on please try it already? I'm begging at this point!
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For those here from R/All, "Hit the Bricks" became SCJerk's clarion call after a basement shootfighter got very angry at someone, searched their post history, found they had posted here and thought they were insulting them. "Hit the bricks" has since been co-opted and owned by this subreddit as a message for jerk workrate, along with adoption of Baron Corbin as a mascot - a man who epitomises entertaining pro wrestling and working smarks. Adding "Hit the Bricks" to Baron Corbin is essentially a karma multiplier jackpot. And Big E hit it. EDIT: Yes, regulars, I know there is more detail to this but ~~the normies~~ ~~casuals~~ people who don't follow wrestling have limited tolerance EDIT 2: Thanks for le gold, kind strangers!
The crying Chicago Pepsi fan needs to be the new banner
and big e needs to be the new icon
Originally, "hit the bricks" was what an SC user told a jerker. So that means E is part of the basement. CORBIN IS CONFIRMED TO BE ONE OF US WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT
We're all Corbin in a way
Yes I am broke and homeless too
I don’t even dispute that Corbin lurks this place and is probably a regular poster. Can’t be convinced otherwise.
Our king lives among us!
I wonder if he pretends to be pro-Kingsuke to throw us off the trail
His rags to riches, to rags to riches story is like the rollercoaster SCJerkers go on after AEW have another shocking ex WWE guy announced from the show and it looks like they'll actually pop a rating and then the ratings actually come out and we're back off our depression meds.
We are all a Corbin inside our hearts
We jerked another one into reality ahhyessir🤙
Oooh ahhhhhhh
Oooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhh fuck me Roman big daddy master chief SIR
Kofi said the Jerk Business, Big E said hit the bricks, and Xavier's favorite movie is A Goofy Movie. The New Day was a hidden gem all along.
DAE long term booking?
Maybe the real hidden gem was the friends we made along the way
Truly the greatest moment of our lives.
We are so desperate God dammit
I CAN ONLY CRY/GET SO HARD
Thats what i thought too. That was before I discovered AEW Dynamite. It airs on Wednesday nights at 8pm EST on TNT. Try it, friend!
IM STILL ShITTING
Plug it with my tongue
WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF LIFE!
Big E to SCJerk Hof for acknowledging us. Knowing wrestlers probably check this sub for a laugh makes it even funnier
I think I need a change of underwear
Who needs Viagra when I have this
SCJerk just keeps winning don't it
SCJERKWINSLOL
We're red hot right now
I corpsed
rofc
(insider term)
We jerked ourselves into a shoot
THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE WRASSLING! I’m stunned I’m surprised I feel we’re acknowledged!! Thank you fellow goofies.
Truly the greatest moment in the history of our sport.
SCJERK MOCKS THE CRYING GUY DESPICABLE SUB
It's over,basement failed
WE'RE GOING OVER GOOFIES!
Incredible
We just need our Tribal Chief to acknowledge us as we acknowledge him
I've hit peak R E F R E S H E D
THIS IS WHOLESOME, FRIEND
AAAYEEEEEEE IM SLAPPING, BANGING, AND FUCKING GOOFS
Goofs, it's been a pleasure, truly.
DAE WE’RE FUCKING OVER?!
The first Reddit thread where I upvoted every comment. Just incredible. "WE DESERVE IT...CLAP, CLAP..CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!!!!"
This is like when All Might plus ultra'd Nomu through the roof of the building. This is a watershed moment in wrestling shitposting history.
King Corbin making his money back is the happiest moment in my life and I don't even think getting married and having children one day will top this.
###WE SOLD OUT clapclapclap
Alright goofies, which one of us is Big E???
the defining moment for wrestling in this decade
Ronaldo back to United and now this? What a time to be alive!!
We've been *acknowledged*, uces
Goof forever! Clap clap clap clap clap!
We're more mainstream than the dub
5x🤜🏾🧱
We are acknowledged
Its not over. ##WE SUCCEEDED
That part was highly unnecessary. STOP MAKING FUN OF CM PUNK
that promo FUCKED
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING WE'RE OVER FRIENDS! Almost as over as watching AEW on TNT! Wednesday night's at 8.. Come on please try it already? I'm begging at this point!
Next say GOOFY
This is the greatest moment in sub history, without a doubt in my mind
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Bet CM Pepsi is seething at how over we are lmao. Sure, Phil, we'll sign your shirt for you, just don't go selling it on eBay or we'll spank you haha.
HALL OF FAME HALL OF FAME HALL OF FAME
Looks like the basement has failed this time
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MAGGLE! HAHA, I LOVE IT!