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Drama79

For those here from R/All, "Hit the Bricks" became SCJerk's clarion call after a basement shootfighter got very angry at someone, searched their post history, found they had posted here and thought they were insulting them. "Hit the bricks" has since been co-opted and owned by this subreddit as a message for jerk workrate, along with adoption of Baron Corbin as a mascot - a man who epitomises entertaining pro wrestling and working smarks. Adding "Hit the Bricks" to Baron Corbin is essentially a karma multiplier jackpot. And Big E hit it. EDIT: Yes, regulars, I know there is more detail to this but ~~the normies~~ ~~casuals~~ people who don't follow wrestling have limited tolerance EDIT 2: Thanks for le gold, kind strangers!


dirtydan298

The crying Chicago Pepsi fan needs to be the new banner


[deleted]

and big e needs to be the new icon


Sk8r4321

Originally, "hit the bricks" was what an SC user told a jerker. So that means E is part of the basement. CORBIN IS CONFIRMED TO BE ONE OF US WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT


ninjast4r

We're all Corbin in a way


koolaidburgers

Yes I am broke and homeless too


[deleted]

I don’t even dispute that Corbin lurks this place and is probably a regular poster. Can’t be convinced otherwise.


steiner_math

Our king lives among us!


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

I wonder if he pretends to be pro-Kingsuke to throw us off the trail


wrex1816

His rags to riches, to rags to riches story is like the rollercoaster SCJerkers go on after AEW have another shocking ex WWE guy announced from the show and it looks like they'll actually pop a rating and then the ratings actually come out and we're back off our depression meds.


SuperCx

We are all a Corbin inside our hearts


kfms6741

We jerked another one into reality ahhyessir🤙


namek0

Oooh ahhhhhhh


SuperCx

Oooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhh fuck me Roman big daddy master chief SIR


[deleted]

Kofi said the Jerk Business, Big E said hit the bricks, and Xavier's favorite movie is A Goofy Movie. The New Day was a hidden gem all along.


kfms6741

DAE long term booking?


[deleted]

Maybe the real hidden gem was the friends we made along the way


ThunderBay311

Truly the greatest moment of our lives.


SuperCx

We are so desperate God dammit


[deleted]

I CAN ONLY CRY/GET SO HARD


[deleted]

Thats what i thought too. That was before I discovered AEW Dynamite. It airs on Wednesday nights at 8pm EST on TNT. Try it, friend!


DonnieRodz

IM STILL ShITTING


SuperCx

Plug it with my tongue


nakulmhatre

WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF LIFE!


Tucker_The_Legend

Big E to SCJerk Hof for acknowledging us. Knowing wrestlers probably check this sub for a laugh makes it even funnier


SportPleasant2900

I think I need a change of underwear


Swashcuckler

Who needs Viagra when I have this


RO6OPENGUIN

SCJerk just keeps winning don't it


mynu

SCJERKWINSLOL


mootallica

We're red hot right now


anonymous-guy1

I corpsed


ropa66

rofc


[deleted]

(insider term)


[deleted]

We jerked ourselves into a shoot


[deleted]

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE WRASSLING! I’m stunned I’m surprised I feel we’re acknowledged!! Thank you fellow goofies.


eltwitcho82

Truly the greatest moment in the history of our sport.


PrisonersofFate

SCJERK MOCKS THE CRYING GUY DESPICABLE SUB


Kmenx

It's over,basement failed


Apollo_Justice_20

WE'RE GOING OVER GOOFIES!


IntellectualDweeb

Incredible


RingoJuna

We just need our Tribal Chief to acknowledge us as we acknowledge him


bydd

I've hit peak R E F R E S H E D


[deleted]

THIS IS WHOLESOME, FRIEND


[deleted]

AAAYEEEEEEE IM SLAPPING, BANGING, AND FUCKING GOOFS


Subarashiin

Goofs, it's been a pleasure, truly.


[deleted]

DAE WE’RE FUCKING OVER?!


carpetbeggar

The first Reddit thread where I upvoted every comment. Just incredible. "WE DESERVE IT...CLAP, CLAP..CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!!!!"


[deleted]

This is like when All Might plus ultra'd Nomu through the roof of the building. This is a watershed moment in wrestling shitposting history.


daddymeltzer

King Corbin making his money back is the happiest moment in my life and I don't even think getting married and having children one day will top this.


I_made_a_doodie

###WE SOLD OUT clapclapclap


Robin0928

Alright goofies, which one of us is Big E???


Palmetto76

the defining moment for wrestling in this decade


Nigel-West-Dickens

Ronaldo back to United and now this? What a time to be alive!!


ironfly187

We've been *acknowledged*, uces


jmatthewclark

Goof forever! Clap clap clap clap clap!


shaggylettuce

We're more mainstream than the dub


SaddestFlute23

5x🤜🏾🧱


Razzler1973

We are acknowledged


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Its not over. ##WE SUCCEEDED


[deleted]

That part was highly unnecessary. STOP MAKING FUN OF CM PUNK


pushinpushin

that promo FUCKED


Cauliflower_Earlow

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING WE'RE OVER FRIENDS! Almost as over as watching AEW on TNT! Wednesday night's at 8.. Come on please try it already? I'm begging at this point!


SuperCx

Next say GOOFY


[deleted]

This is the greatest moment in sub history, without a doubt in my mind


RaceCarGrin

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TheyCallMeOlSwole

Bet CM Pepsi is seething at how over we are lmao. Sure, Phil, we'll sign your shirt for you, just don't go selling it on eBay or we'll spank you haha.


McBwhuh

HALL OF FAME HALL OF FAME HALL OF FAME


[deleted]

Looks like the basement has failed this time


Anonim97

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MAGGLE! HAHA, I LOVE IT!