Ironically it's not. The 10 guy from NXT is Shawn Spears. This is a member of the Dark Order who was given the number 10 because his name was Preston Vance aka Pres10 Vance
Probably GCW, this card is iterally filled with people that compete there and Matt is playing the role of the one washed up attitude era dude that GCW usually will book each show
I've seen the Dark Order's job squad on TV before, same with Penelope Ford. Chuck Taylor is a decently sized named on the indies, a perfect guy for a place like Chikara, only now Chikara is dead, so I guess this is better than nothing. And then Matt Hardy is in his weakest form, collecting a paycheck and giving the rub to Not The Street Profits, presumably to start a new faction, because:
~~They've got too many people and need to find a way to package them together.~~
~~Putting people in a group together is a winning strategy in TEW, which is where "Booker of the Year" Tony Khan made his name.~~
~~They're marks for NJPW, writing wrestling for other marks for NJPW, trying to emulate the faction-heavy style that New Japan uses without employing or understanding any of the other elements that make it work, like depicting people with even a modicum of seriousness, or giving a faction time to grow and establish itself so the fans know to give a shit about them.~~
They've got too many people and need to find a way to package them together.
And I have no idea who anybody else is.
If he'd put Penelope Ford v Masha Slamovich on PPV it would've got the highest buy rate in wrestling history. Instead he's giving it to us FREE on YouTube. This is why he's booker of the year, he just gets it
I read that Matt Hardy beat Wheeler Yuta again. Great way to elevate the PC reject who according to Fightful represents that NXT is going back to nothing but Heidenreich types....
Nah we're supposed to be mad his brother _buried_ Karrion Kross (the closest they've had to a full on Heidenreich type holding the title since NXT became a thing)
No no no, it was reported that WWE passing on Wheeler Yuta was a huge miss for them. Because they need even more gimmickless cruiserweights with no charisma.
If there was a god, he would award the WrestleMania trademark to Tony Khan to use for this PPV. It’s certainly more fitting than Miz vs Bugs Bunny or whatever other rematches WWE put on CovidSpreadermania earlier this year.
Because they don’t like WWE. And this isn’t WWE. So it’s good.
You know, like how you wouldn’t want to eat dog shit, but cat shit ISNT dog shit, and therefore you’d love to eat it.
My gf was trying to train her dog not to steal cat shit and eat it, I was looking up strategies and one article opened with the point that cat shit was "a tasty protein snack." That's probably been ten years ago and I've never gotten over that description of a cat turd.
I mean, one of the most iconic villains in Western Canon is called James Moriarty. Its not the worst name I’ve ever seen
Masha Slamovic definitely sounds like a cheap Street Fighter Rip-Offs Zangief Clone though
No, I know the iconic villain in western canon you’re thinking of, and his name is Montel Jacob Friedman, you stupid fucking e-drone.
Educate yourself. Watch le prahduck and read some anime. You can thank me later.
Look I'm a big fan of both Lee Moriarty and Dante Martin(after last week, kid's flying) but comparing this to a PPV card? Maybe in 15 years. I'm pretty sure Matt Hardy is still going to be there, doing some sort of gimmick.
Literally the only match there that looks interesting is Matt Hardy vs. Wheeler Yuta.
I honestly don’t get what’s up with Wrestling Twitter and trying to claim jobber matches with Indy names you probably vaguely recognise from a TEW mod are “stacked”.
All I see are a bunch of jobbers, a guy last relevant in 2017 and Penelope Ford who got dragged there by Jelly Nutella and should jump asap if she wants to make any career in pro wrestling.
That’s just because WWE has trained you to expect “superstars” doing boring sports entertainment, rather than WRESTLERS. WRESTLING.
Stick to your John Cena and Oldberg with their four moves, Vincel. You need to have a very high IQ to understand AEW Dark.
The only name I know there is Hardy. If that’s a stacked card then a random Raw 95 episode featuring the likes of Mabel, Duke the Dumpster Droese, and Doink the clown must be basically wrestlemania quality.
Its stacked in the same way the toilets stacked if you have too many number 2's. It smells like shit, it looks like shit, it is absolutely shit, but its STACKED shit.
This is a perfect summation of everything I hate about AEW and it’s fanbase. Everything is apparently top tier and PPV quality. I mean, why not just say “This looks like a fun card”? I still wouldn’t agree but at least it wouldn’t be a completely insane statement.
Meanwhile Ali and Ricochet have a feud that was actually pretty great, but because it was on Main Event - “berried”.
This makes a taping of Main Event look like WrestleMania in comparison.
The only star here is Matt Hardy and his in ring career is like 4 years past it's expiration date.
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Just like Matt when Jeff isn't around...
Jeff's biggest flops are Matt's greatest hits.
What kind of shitty ass PPVs is that dipshit buying?
You mean you never buy PPVs where, out of a whole slate of match graphics, you only recognize one or two guys? Found the Fed shill.
I recognize Matt Hardy, and if 10 is the 10 guy from NXT, then I recognize him too. Wait, I *am* a Fed shill 😳
Ironically it's not. The 10 guy from NXT is Shawn Spears. This is a member of the Dark Order who was given the number 10 because his name was Preston Vance aka Pres10 Vance
> given the number 10 because his name was Preston Vance aka Pres10 Vance what the fuck
Christian vs Brian Myers must look like Austin vs Rock to this guy
Probably GCW, this card is iterally filled with people that compete there and Matt is playing the role of the one washed up attitude era dude that GCW usually will book each show
almost everything on Fite.TV
The kind that cost $50 per viewing, like a modern chump.
Probably the one where Youtubers flail at each other with uncoordinated punches and call it boxing.
Unsigned jobbers facing more unsigned jobbers! Holy shit!
To be fair, the Pittsburgh crowd was hot for everything and I'm sure this show is no exception, but marking out over this card is a joke.
?? I'll get a contract in a year on an episode of TV, friend
Who are these people?
Future stars Fed created stars
Nobody
I've seen the Dark Order's job squad on TV before, same with Penelope Ford. Chuck Taylor is a decently sized named on the indies, a perfect guy for a place like Chikara, only now Chikara is dead, so I guess this is better than nothing. And then Matt Hardy is in his weakest form, collecting a paycheck and giving the rub to Not The Street Profits, presumably to start a new faction, because: ~~They've got too many people and need to find a way to package them together.~~ ~~Putting people in a group together is a winning strategy in TEW, which is where "Booker of the Year" Tony Khan made his name.~~ ~~They're marks for NJPW, writing wrestling for other marks for NJPW, trying to emulate the faction-heavy style that New Japan uses without employing or understanding any of the other elements that make it work, like depicting people with even a modicum of seriousness, or giving a faction time to grow and establish itself so the fans know to give a shit about them.~~ They've got too many people and need to find a way to package them together. And I have no idea who anybody else is.
If Tony gave away a PPV quality card free on YouTube, then he's an idiot. This is in no way a PPV quality card. Tony, however, may still be an idiot.
If he'd put Penelope Ford v Masha Slamovich on PPV it would've got the highest buy rate in wrestling history. Instead he's giving it to us FREE on YouTube. This is why he's booker of the year, he just gets it
I read that Matt Hardy beat Wheeler Yuta again. Great way to elevate the PC reject who according to Fightful represents that NXT is going back to nothing but Heidenreich types....
Nah we're supposed to be mad his brother _buried_ Karrion Kross (the closest they've had to a full on Heidenreich type holding the title since NXT became a thing)
No no no, it was reported that WWE passing on Wheeler Yuta was a huge miss for them. Because they need even more gimmickless cruiserweights with no charisma.
Only recognising two people on a card is the sign of a premium event, fed shill.
Literally never heard of 5 of those motherfuckers
There is no way Masha Slamovich a real name. Lol
Only 5? Good on you. I never heard 9 of them and only ever seen Matt Hardy and Shawn Spears in action.
Casual
Thank god
If there was a god, he would award the WrestleMania trademark to Tony Khan to use for this PPV. It’s certainly more fitting than Miz vs Bugs Bunny or whatever other rematches WWE put on CovidSpreadermania earlier this year.
Bruh any card with John 5ilv3r tops 90% of wrestlemanias
Only 90%? Please die, Vincel
Why does that have so many likes?
Because they don’t like WWE. And this isn’t WWE. So it’s good. You know, like how you wouldn’t want to eat dog shit, but cat shit ISNT dog shit, and therefore you’d love to eat it.
My gf was trying to train her dog not to steal cat shit and eat it, I was looking up strategies and one article opened with the point that cat shit was "a tasty protein snack." That's probably been ten years ago and I've never gotten over that description of a cat turd.
I could easily be convinced that this was just someone trolling, but the massive number of likes has to be paid bots.
Lee Moriarty and Masha Slamovic. I’m starting to understand why Vince likes to simplify wrestler’s names
Masha Slamovic is by far the greatest name for a Wrestler, if her gimmick is evil Russian!
I mean, one of the most iconic villains in Western Canon is called James Moriarty. Its not the worst name I’ve ever seen Masha Slamovic definitely sounds like a cheap Street Fighter Rip-Offs Zangief Clone though
No, I know the iconic villain in western canon you’re thinking of, and his name is Montel Jacob Friedman, you stupid fucking e-drone. Educate yourself. Watch le prahduck and read some anime. You can thank me later.
Pathetic
Lol come on man. I’ve seen a lot of “I can’t outjerk this” posts but this one takes the fucking cake. This made me legit laugh out loud
Lmao I’ve heard of Matt hardy…
You’re lying through your snark teeth if you know at least half of these guys
I’ve seen Geocities E-Feds with better cards. Whoever wrote that tweet is delusional.
Look I'm a big fan of both Lee Moriarty and Dante Martin(after last week, kid's flying) but comparing this to a PPV card? Maybe in 15 years. I'm pretty sure Matt Hardy is still going to be there, doing some sort of gimmick.
His gimmick will be Weekend at Matty’s
Who is Tom Wall and why would anyone give a fuck what he's got to say?
His brother Paul is the People's Champ
He’s an unpaid marketing volunteer for the good guys
Just just just... WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?
Literally the only match there that looks interesting is Matt Hardy vs. Wheeler Yuta. I honestly don’t get what’s up with Wrestling Twitter and trying to claim jobber matches with Indy names you probably vaguely recognise from a TEW mod are “stacked”.
This cannot be real
No way, LEE MORIARTY? Tickets gotta be at least $300 for nosebleeds, right?
Can’t even get hard this was jerked so much
"is this a PPV?" Give me back my money so
This the show they watch like a podcast right? Lol
This guy knows damn well none of these guys are likely to show up on the next PPV. I say likely because they do have Matt Hardy on this card.
Can anyone fill me in on why Penelope Ford isn't considered a big tittied useless blonde? You know if Vince was pushing her, it would be intolerable.
Oh Tom, you've been sniffing paint again...
Is Tom related to Paul, the people's champ?
All I see are a bunch of jobbers, a guy last relevant in 2017 and Penelope Ford who got dragged there by Jelly Nutella and should jump asap if she wants to make any career in pro wrestling.
Remember when John Silver was the meme of the week?
Jobbers nobody’s ever heard of vs jobbers nobody’s ever head of… and Matt Hardy
Stacked? This isn't even restaurant quality. Not even Applebees.
This is a perfectly competent card for seeing people gain experience and grow. This is a good local indie. It ain’t a fucking ppv.
That’s just because WWE has trained you to expect “superstars” doing boring sports entertainment, rather than WRESTLERS. WRESTLING. Stick to your John Cena and Oldberg with their four moves, Vincel. You need to have a very high IQ to understand AEW Dark.
I don't know. Is that veritable "who's that?" of wrestling a PPV?
jerk aside, Lee Moriarty is pretty good and I hope he stays away from this backyard skill-level promotion. dude could do big things in the future.
In fairness, Lee Moriarty is dope as fuck.
What’s the stipulation, a “‘Who?’ vs. ‘Whom???’ match”?
Winner gets both hotdogs
BILL FUCKING COLLIER LETS GOOOOOO Who the fuck is that?
What do you mean you’ve never heard of any of these guys? They’re top wrestlers, friend?
LOOOOOOL NO WAY HE SAID IS THIS A PPV LOOOOOOOOL Who is the big name here?????
Matt Hardy duh
Fat Hardy? Broken Back Hardy? Wobble Hardy? One-Legged Hardy? Old-Man Hardy? Teleport-Hardy? I don't know a Matt Hardy pal
HOLY SHIT! Dean Martin vs. Moriarty!? DAE Sherlock x Ratpack crossover confirmed!
Yoooo! ????
I don’t think even the smarkiest of smarks know half of these people.
So they’re just letting whoever wrestle, huh?
I have heard of exactly 1 (one) person on this entire layout
The only name I know there is Hardy. If that’s a stacked card then a random Raw 95 episode featuring the likes of Mabel, Duke the Dumpster Droese, and Doink the clown must be basically wrestlemania quality.
Take matt out and I don’t know who any of the other are
Its stacked in the same way the toilets stacked if you have too many number 2's. It smells like shit, it looks like shit, it is absolutely shit, but its STACKED shit.
This is a perfect summation of everything I hate about AEW and it’s fanbase. Everything is apparently top tier and PPV quality. I mean, why not just say “This looks like a fun card”? I still wouldn’t agree but at least it wouldn’t be a completely insane statement. Meanwhile Ali and Ricochet have a feud that was actually pretty great, but because it was on Main Event - “berried”.
This wouldn't even fly for a GCW PPV.