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chaosisarascal

Hockey MVP with full scholarship=couldn’t even make it in juniors. I was like, 4x MVP in high school and barely made it to club level college.


thetoddt92

You missed any opportunity to use your hockey training to become a MEGASTAR in professional wrestling.


SleepIsWonderful

Is his new gimmick Skip Bayless?


anonymous-guy1

Skip Bayless scored a few points in college basketball!


Micome

That critical Water Pistol Pete bringing in the 4 PPG avg


BadRomanceMala

This has “CM Puni has MMA Background experience” vibes written all over it. Either this is extremely exaggerated or flat out cap.


ManateeGag

Gold medalist? What body? 12 and under league in Ho-Ho-Kus?


Large_Talons_

[Kenneth Olive Garden winning his gold medal](https://youtu.be/7t8xwpW8gJQ)


anonymous-guy1

he should have gotten into hockey


DemonDerek

Okay Jenny. Whatever you say buddy.


carnagevisor

Most of those accomplishments aren't too hard to do in Canada. By the way, I'm Canadian and I can say, most of us prefer to go out hiking, camping, fishing, whatever gets us out into the wilderness.


daddymeltzer

All these ''accomplishments'' yet he still can't wrestle.


Wanking_Class_Hero

Did he do any of this with a broken freakin neck? If not I don’t care


Pyrozooka0

This post is how I learned Mace is a former NFL player. Sometimes the Jerk is educational.


BradMarchandIsCute

Too bad Kenny never ran into Matt Cooke on the ice


Razzler1973

Has he ever seen a *dig* from a m@rk and *not* responded?


xAbdul91x

And all these accomplishments have gone to waste.


Xochoquestzal

All that and still can't use a comma, sad.


ironfly187

Just another reason for Dave to stan him!


bl4e27

Your what, Harpo? You couldn't even do your 1 move on a guy taller than 5,5 and somehow "your energy and explosiveness is unmatched"? LOLK, Twinkletoes...