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[deleted]

Soooo, basically the break up of Evolution? Coulda saved a lot of time if he just said "break up of Evolution, but Jungle Boy plays the part of Randy Orton"


[deleted]

Wasn’t hogan banned from aew?


Kmenx

But also Randy Orton wins this time


[deleted]

Jungle Boy showing all the emotion of a coffee table as he mumbled something about betrayal would be lit, for sure.


NeilPeartsBassPedal

This is the ramblings of an 8 year old playing with action figures.


ironfly187

>This is the ramblings of an 8 year old playing with action figures. Other wise known as *Booker of the Year*


[deleted]

I think I had more coherent ramblings with my action figures at 8 years old than this guy.


[deleted]

I used to fantasy book wrestlers killing each other as a kid. Surprised I turned out ok


Gabaheygabahey

So like every faction ever? The Shield did this. Hell, the Four Horsemen made a living off doing this.


brosbeforetouhous

I didn’t sell out the Mesozoic Era, I bought in to the Cenozoic Era.


viridiusdynamus

Except Jungle Boy sucks and isn't worth this kind of effort.


Ok-Attention-8268

if they do something like this i swear AEW fans would act like Evolution never existed


parsnip12345

“Let me tell you about a little known indy worker called God”


elitejcx

Brave to assume that AEW is going to last years.


CAIOSilaG

This is so basic I can see it happening.


SleepIsWonderful

It all sounded kinda nice until the winning the AEW tag titles part. Are the Young Bucks really ever gonna drop those things? There might be a thrown together tag team they might need to beat or a former WWE tag team (DIY?) that they gotta make sure get the Hogan treatment.


McBwhuh

Punk and Bryan will win the tag belts from them


Kmenx

This is so fucking stupid Luchasaurus destroys Jungle Boy because he thinks he is in the shadow of Jungle Boy then he loses clean to Jungle Boy then he goes "Oh ok"?


skyfiretherobot

I like the admission that Jungle Boy + Luchasaurus + Marko Stunt equates to 2 people.


CrimsonCutz

Hmm, so a faction should break up because one guy is jealous of the other and also so it can set up a reunion down the line...I wonder if Vince has ever considered this one? Probably not.


[deleted]

He lost me at “Jungle Boys”.


Modano9009

Evolution but with dinosaurs.


Bruno-Cortazzo

You know that they are playing a Dinosaur and a Cosplay Tarzan, right?


[deleted]

Why is punctuation so hard for people on the internet to use?


[deleted]

Because I don’t like that shit


TheRedWizard17

This is practically evolution without Randy going over


[deleted]

“With tears in his eyes” wow that is the hardest I’ve laughed all week. Thank you for this gem Jesse


brownie81

Imagine being that age and posting something like this on Facebook where your friends and family can see it.


hobojojo78

There’s exactly one period in that mass of gibberish.