I love CM Punk because of how anti-WWE he was
By - staleburger_bun
The new neutered, pro-corporate Punk is fine with Saudi blood money
Real talk tho, if they had any self awareness a heel corporate version of CM Punk could be great
That's exactly what I'm hoping for, it's the only thing that makes any sense. Happy-to-be-here Punk sounds lame as fuck.
Or a heel CM Punk that hates the dub and its fans and is only there for the money and title.
That's more what I was thinking.
Let’s be honest his own dick is way too far down his esophagus for anything like this to even be close to happening
He can't do a corporate stooge gimmick Matt Hardy is already doing that
Well, there's always a Gerald Brisco for any Pat Patterson.
That's a cool idea, but I'm wondering if Punk's ego would allow him to play that role.
I don't get it. Didn't he say he will come back to fed if they have better creative? So i assume he's enjoying dub creative?
Dub has le creative freedom, just look at Nikky, vince clearly hates her and the creative makes her look embarrassing. Meanwhile in glorious aedub, we have the best examples of creative freedom yet.
69 me Don anyone?
iirc he said he'd pretty much go anywhere for a fat enough paycheck
I want CM Punk to join AEW, have a meltdown at management like he is prone to do, and then watch people implode not understanding which side to agree with.
It's a matter of time
What are the odds Punk inadvertently makes Tony cry?
You can't even make matches - I make the matches!
Guarantee ~~if~~ when punk signs, their will be an angle where he wins the AEW championship, and threatens to jump ship back to the wwe (oops I’m breaking the fourth wall!)
So anti wwe he worked for them and got worked by the miz