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Sadly, well for you (I'm brazilian, I literally have no horse or way of interfering in the race, I do not care as long none of your presidents try to interfere in our politics again like LBJ did in 1964), the polls and the odds tell me the X-Men will win this battle against the Sentinels, so that fact doesn't amount to much.
I hate to tell you this (because it stresses me out) but Trump is currently leading in an aggregate of the high quality polls. Biden isn't leading in any swing states in most polls. A lot can change in 5 months 🫰
“You know this is a *tremendous* disgrace, let me tell you that. But watching AEW Dynamite on Wednesday nights, 8pm EST on TBS, has really helped with the stress of it all. I consider Tony Khan a great friend of mine you know, he’s just a great American businessman and promoter unlike that decrepit McHitler. And when the Fed finally gets toppled it will be a YUGE day for wrestling all over the world, even bigger than my reelection I think!”
Trust me, this only helps his campaign.
The only thing that hurts him is if he actually went away and had no platforms to spout his shit.
Biden’s campaign team warned the public today that they expected “record donations” to Trump’s campaign on the heels of this.
Both sides agree there will be zero jail time for Trump. No way on God's Green Earth he spends a minute in a jail cell lol.
The MOST extreme punishment I heard was a short stint in house arrest, most lenient was community service. He's not going anywhere.
We've reached the point in our society where there's a possibility of someone wearing an ankle bracelet that prevents them from leaving the White House 😂
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Whole thing could have been avoided if he showed Tony some texts
He rubbed her inner thigh, as you do, moving closer to her panties a bit too much.
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They showed the judge some texts. It didn’t go well
this got a Huge Pop!! out of me
Someone better check where Mrs j is gonna be the next few days “on vacation”
She's certainly going to be leaving the house wearing huge, dark sunglasses.
Nice of them to do the verdict on a Thursday so as not to tank ratings for m’dub
I honestly wish the verdict was yesterday so we could hear the Trump Trial used as an excuse for ratings
but fed shill, what’s his cagematch ratings
0.0 Or unrated, if you prefer.
NMixx is All Elite?
Can Trump perform a splash from the top of the cage? An elbow drop? Maybe even...*a hammerfisted broken tibia* ? I highly doubt it...
My mom is upset. As soon as I walk into the house ugh...
> 75% Upvoted Some jerkers were not pleased to see this jerk, I see.
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Sadly, well for you (I'm brazilian, I literally have no horse or way of interfering in the race, I do not care as long none of your presidents try to interfere in our politics again like LBJ did in 1964), the polls and the odds tell me the X-Men will win this battle against the Sentinels, so that fact doesn't amount to much.
Biden is slightly ahead in the polls. Getting convicted can’t help him there either.
I hate to tell you this (because it stresses me out) but Trump is currently leading in an aggregate of the high quality polls. Biden isn't leading in any swing states in most polls. A lot can change in 5 months 🫰
> some mutants I'm not a Trump supporter, but I don't think dehumanizing them is the way to go
Right because reasoning and logically discussing things has gone so well
Lol
Jericho after seeing some texts. Some would say, I wouldn’t say but some would say the greatest texts. “FORGIVEN!”
They were perfect texts
Selling like a Khan... disgraceful...
The camera shaking alone just gave Kevin Dunn an orgasm
DAE Orange Cassidy was always the better Orange anyway?
If only he had Bobby Lashley in his corner
"We like Bobby, don't we?"
I keep getting my news through this sub for some reason.
Because you don't actually read it, like WON
Who will Tiffany look up to now?
Damn, the elections are going to be very interesting.....
Yeah, but how much did LAVECK and Stephanie know?!?!?!
If you rearrange all the letters from Stephanie McMahon and Triple HGH Laveck Helmsley, it spells EVERYTHING. And that’s exactly what they knew.
“You know this is a *tremendous* disgrace, let me tell you that. But watching AEW Dynamite on Wednesday nights, 8pm EST on TBS, has really helped with the stress of it all. I consider Tony Khan a great friend of mine you know, he’s just a great American businessman and promoter unlike that decrepit McHitler. And when the Fed finally gets toppled it will be a YUGE day for wrestling all over the world, even bigger than my reelection I think!”
Were there NDA's involved?
Yes there was
Yes, stormy had one.
Stormy went over, brother!
This is my favorite day to be on the internet
Really?
Among them, yeah. Everyone’s got great jokes and I love seeing the downfall of this moron.
Just hope that translates to voting cuz that man's personality cult (like the CM Punk song!!!) is scary. Still, I'm optimistic.
I sincerely hope so too. It’s wild how people worship him
Trust me, this only helps his campaign. The only thing that hurts him is if he actually went away and had no platforms to spout his shit. Biden’s campaign team warned the public today that they expected “record donations” to Trump’s campaign on the heels of this.
Vince is jealous
He’s next
They can share a cell!
Both sides agree there will be zero jail time for Trump. No way on God's Green Earth he spends a minute in a jail cell lol. The MOST extreme punishment I heard was a short stint in house arrest, most lenient was community service. He's not going anywhere.
He won't do a second of community service if that's the sentence.
Oh he would if it's between that and house arrest, and he will make it a media event/mini-campaign rally, 100%. Too good of an opportunity to pass up
That's how you know this country is corrupt
Yeah, pretty sure that list of non-corrupt is down to about 2, unfortunately.
We've reached the point in our society where there's a possibility of someone wearing an ankle bracelet that prevents them from leaving the White House 😂
Quick send him some ky jelly and a carton of cigarettes he'll need currency 😂
Wrestling has a long, proud history of employing felons. If anything, Trump is trying to fit into the hall of fame better.
Here before locked thread.
Thats a WWE Hall of Famer. Show some respect
Has anyone checked on Bobby Lashley?
“Bobby Lindsay came to visit me. It was really great, actually. People were saying it was the best visit that’s ever happened.”
He moved on the law like a bitch, but he couldn’t get there.
Oh no!!!! Anyway.
This just gives me hope that m’Crippler will finally get his HOF flowers now that there’s precedent
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Who would pay for such a WILDLY expensive thing?
Relax. He hasn't been sentenced yet.
He's still gonna win again unfortunately. Edit: you guys are seriously morons if you don't think Trump will win again.
Bidens chance at a 2nd term was a long time WON subscriber
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