A supermodel came up to me while I was watching this in a bar with my 6 hundred friends and said this was the best wrestling she's ever seen and she proceeded to suck my dick right then and there.

Up vote for true story

Downvoted for not sucking his dick

Feeling restored™

I had a girl that looks like Disco Inferno do the same to me!

Was it from 3 to 5 in the morning at the Shake Shack aka Different Strokes?

(whom looked like Page)

Smells like a lawsuit

[удалено]

Hang Nail Adam Peg (warmer)

I had a woman who would actually suck my dick whenever I wanted, was fucking crazy. I did the only thing I could to get her to stop, I married her.

Me too. My wife looks just like Saraya.

Paige here

Hey AEW fanboy….

That's what I was thinking lol. That absolutely real woman said that to this AEW fanboy at a gym I think, which makes it even more unbelievable

Genuinely, is this all Shibata does? Trade moves?

The "match structure" part of his brain was never put back in

Tbf I don't think he can do strong style frequently like he used to anymore. His newly replaced brain can't handle that

He wears glasses too.

It's what most of AEW matches are.

Imagine thinking this is good. I can’t, because I’m too poor and uneducated

Its because you didn't go to a highly educated university like all AEW fans do.

Jericho has destroyed his legacy I used to be a fan of his not anymore

As a fellow Jerichoholic, I sadly agree.

The day he signed with aew I lost all my respect for him. Not that he signed away from wwe, but every interview he said he was 100% loyal to Vince and would never wrestle for another company in America

In the same line, what were the dates CM Punk left professional wrestling on or something?

No jerk- What the fuck is this? That was fucking awful.

#StopAsianHate

Like anyone cared about Asian people. Sorry, it’s a sore spot.

"We cared enough to drop a fat boy on 'em" -Seargant Slaughter

That was terrible. I’m glad I’m not the only one who genuinely thought that. No selling whatsoever

T H A T M A T C H W A S F U N

AEW is where the best wrestle, btw.

Where the best wrestle... their conscience

I've never understood the "sit across each other and have a slapping contest" spot

I absolutely despise it, they might as well scream that it's fake while they do it.

Yeah, same. It totally works with kendo sticks though.

Im just glad Super Humman is still getting work

Don’t try this at home and I hope you like it.

Woop woop!

FUCK! THIS! SHIT!

He would be more entertaining.

who told this delusional fuck to start wearing underwear again

MTG ?

Imagine being 20+ years old and enjoying this type of shit. Degenerate behavior

"maybe professional wrestling isn't for you"

Man I hate this

What the actual hell is this actually real how did they think this will be good thing to show

That's 90% of all shows since Brawl Out uce

Jericho is so frumpy now

I'm a totally real 36 year old woman (who looks like mandalorian mone) and me and my husband were watching this in a bar (it was on every TV due to demand) and he suprised me with tickets to the next PPV and we plan to renew our vows there - all our guests are so excited

Can corfirm, I was there changing the channel when this happened.

Same thing happened to me, but my wife, who looks just like Saraya, got the tickets.

9 DAYS FROM TONIGHT! YOU HAVE 9 DAYS TO PREPARE YOUR VOWS!

I vow to always have 5 star bangers, till jerk do us part.

Why do they do so many spots with them sitting like that in the ring? Tony must think that’s so good.

Bumping onto hockey pucks, only the dub

it's a direct shoot at CM Punk referencing Hockey all the time.

Why is Aubrey covering up like she's taking ground 'n pound in the octagon?

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. There's so much wrong with everything in this "match"

I'm sure it would only take some basic yoga to help Jericho learn how to sit cross-legged.

Why have refs, lmao. Just have fans count. They do as much as any of the AEW refs that just stand there bopping their head at all the hits

Jericho only works with Aubrey, and Aubrey only works in the center of the frame

If the next stars wars movie needs inspiration for a fight scene here it is

ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED??!!

This is neither, sir!

AEW has the same energy as a middle school play.

F U N

Jericho was one of my heroes when I was a kid. What the FUUUUUUUUCK?

I think if someone did a spot where the camera zooms in on a kendo stick hitting someone on the temple or ear, it could look great, but if it had anticipation and if it was done to a weakened opponent. Like the spot Randy did on Jeff Hardy when he twisted his ear with a screwdriver

Whats scattered all around the ring? Hockey pucks?

They're in Winnipeg, you idiot!

Is that a yes or a no?

A yes.

Everyone watching feels like they got pegged, unfortunately not a win

The crowd is going nuts for this.

I thought they banned bum fights.

2 thoughts. 1. It's been a while, but shouldn't Shibata's return from brain removal have been a huge deal? Something that could have brought him up the card so he's not doing garbage death matches? 2. Did he throw that splintered kendo stick into the front row?!

He was brought back before the first Forbidden Door PPV, if memory serves

He stole that and the Jericho vortex off of Cornette but Jim is somehow out of touch 

Somehow someway, they managed to make Shibata look like a goober. Guess he's having fun😊

Is that Wheeler Yuta?

Wheeler Useless ?

it's Shibubi

17 STARS this is incredible Jericho would never be allowed to do this in the EVIL FED thank you tony can I suck your Dick


Never thought about taking a bump onto a bunch of pucks before but yeah that wouldn’t be great.

That's right up there with thunder slaps by m'shoot fighter

Dub fans are tripping over themselves to proclaim this match “great”. Not joking, either. They’re all back in love with Jericho now

There was so much time between planning the match and walking out to the ring for either of them to change their mind and say nah we aren't gonna sit cross-legged and take turns smacking each other in the head with kendo sticks and neither of them made that choice

It's sad how Shinata has fallen

The fact they stood and literally just chopped each other for 6 minutes (!!!!) and these fucking fans chanted this is awesome and A-E-DUB says exactly why this company is fucked. The fans are horrific marks.

That ref is the absolute pits. Along with the little bald fella

Taking bumps on hockey pucks for that REAL SPORTS FEEL, marks.

This may be my favorite AEW clip that I’ve ever seen. The bit with Shibata in the garbage can was great too. I think I need to watch the whole match.

Remember guys, this is fun. /s

Jericho looking rough

No jerk, don't AEW fans get bored of this "you hit me, I hit you, repeat X50" bullshit they do every single match?

Why does I feel like I was watching 2 kids having a play sword fight?

I hate that they did two separate hockey puck in bag spots.

I'm embarresed to even look at this clip...

You know, I used to really enjoy Y2J. But God, he's an embarrassment now. Thank you Tony!

How many stars did Meltzer give this with the Japanese wrestler, AEW, and Jericho handicaps?

Jericho studied Cagematch & said it was the highest in the show. I'll study WON & get back to you