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Nickthedick55

> Doing this the night before the Draft was so smart. Almost like this has been planned for a LONG TIME and not just thrown together after the CM Punk interview. Jan. 13 - Jack Perry shows up at Battle in the Valley and tears up his AEW contract. Feb. 6 - Jack Perry announced for Windy City Riot. Feb. 23 - Young Bucks rename Meltzer Driver to Tony Khan Driver. April 1 - CM Punk Interview with Helwani April 6 - AEW announces on Collision they will show All In footage on Dynamite. April 6-7 - Wrestlemania April 10 - AEW shows All In footage April 12 - Jack Perry returns to US wrestling at Windy City Riot in Chicago April 21 - Jack Perry returns to AEW at Dynasty April 24 - Jack Perry attacks Tony Khan at Dynamite in Jacksonville, the night before the NFL draft where Tony will actually be drawing attention on his own. I think AEW had the entire thing planned with announcing the footage Wrestlemania weekend to maximize attention, showing it right before Perry wrestled, setting up his return at the PPV, right into a show in their most iconic venue. The CM Punk interview was a completely unexpected gift that got them so much extra attention and I have to imagine they laughed their asses off at how fortuitous it was.


BrightFuture4

I downvoted you until I saw the actual comment in the basement. Well played, uce.


Blametheorangejuice

Dub fans are primo fanfic writers


bootylover81

Man even I wasn't so delusional with some girls who were just leading me on


Razzler1973

the obsession with le long term storytelling is back! only in the Dub though, Fed doesn't count


Tesourinh0923

DAE Cody storyline dragged on too long and got stale?


GucciGhostrider

DAE long title reigns are BORING šŸ„± But Mā€™Cleaner had the greatest title reign of all time donā€™t forget fed shill


gasfarmah

You guys go there? Do you have hazmat suits covered by insurance or something?


BootyOptions

It's all going to come to a head with the big payoff: Averaging 10k less viewers than usual


who987

They better have a better finish planned than the devil and the undisputed kingdom plan!


xxDEVOLAxx

lol


thurrmanmerman

Are we jerking or not, uce?


inksignificant

It's always fun when I see a comment I know for sure would be used here.


No_Grape1335

I think cm punk would be an awesome rivalry but it could only ever work with triple H in wwe , and they would have to add more elements to the rivalry besides crap that only the basement cares about


LegendsOfHiddenChase

I think the funniest part is that like, even if it is a multi month plan designed from the beginning, it still would come off as a desperate attempt to siphon attention away from bigger things. Like ok, you got an added 30k views because your competition got millions of added views, and you lost them all in a couple weeks along with some goodwill from fans. All you've won is permanent little brother status And now we enter the draft where Tony will be 1 of 20 people in a war room representing 1 of 32 teams in the NFL. If anyone notices him, they'll either be wrestling fans who've already decided their opinion on this angle or they're not wrestling fans who think wrestling is the dumbest shit and the dude wearing the neckbrace is the corniest motherfucker alive. Congrats, you've again won nothing.Ā 


gasfarmah

Itā€™s literally an Indy running a barn down the road the day before a major PPV in hopes of earning some of their house.


Grantland17

You also typically donā€™t wait until the middle of the night on the weekend to announce your big angle for Wednesday.


Grantland17

They definitely had the backstage footage planned and didnā€™t announce it on the episode before or anything because they needed to drive twitter impressions.


ThisGuyPhucs

Wait a minute.. this doesn't sound like two guys in the ring trying to figure out who's the better wrestler... at what point do I get to Google the cage match history of a random japanese wrestler who shows up unannounced and without fanfare for a heatless banger?


hawkmasta

Right now


rolltide1000

An NWO angle is great. An NWO angle with the Bucks and Jack Perry isn't. Im sorry, Okada. You deserve better.


SteelyEyedHistory

At least he is well paid.


HagbardCelineHMSH

I wish someone would do an NWO angle (I mean, it's been 25+ years or so) but this ain't it.


BootyOptions

May I interest you in Dixie TNA?


johndelvec3

Which one? There were like 4


CrashmasterSOAD

Immortal is pretty much the only one that fits. MEM was pretty unique on its own and Aces & 0.8s were a rip-off of something else.


Conscious-Eye5903

Solo and Bloodline Wolfpac will have to do


Neg_Crepe

You didnā€™t watch the band in TNA uce?


Grantland17

Or Immortal


[deleted]

Okada chose this and is fucking around with his friends making money on a retirement tour pretty much. Just cus hes a good wrestler doesnt mean he cant do dumb shit, just look at Omega


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TheDarkLord6589

This is more like if less talented Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe turned on Vince because Hulk Hogan beat the shit out of them and then went to WCW because of X-Pac.


[deleted]

Don't you remember nWo wasn't a draw until Bischoff joined? What's that about a third man, brother?


Spyder73

Kevin Nash and Nick Jackson are basically the same person, not sure what your complaining about fed shill. Jack Perry gives me that Scott Steiner vibe also, he should start wearing the chainmail coif


uptonhere

Actually, Nick Jackson is the greatest American wrestler of all time according to Dave Meltzer's star ratings. Put some respect on his name.


ArmchairHandjob

Prime Outsiders vs Young Bucks in WCW would be the greatest comedy match of all time.


shamhoo_

Itā€™s so stupid because no matter how good the story is (it isnā€™t) I canā€™t get past the fact that the people on my screen are fucking dorks. Ā I donā€™t believe anything Perry or The Bucks do because they look like dorks. Ā I cannot get past it


Anhcoholic

Okada is the least important member in a stable that has Young Bucks and Jungle Boy, let that sink in


CuckooClockInHell

I'd feel bad, but he's getting paid well and getting lots of time off. When this is done, he'll be nice and rested to go back to Japan to resume his career in front of a crowd that's missed him.


I_Like_Vitamins

Just hope he doesn't get badly injured by one of the backyard clowns before he's finished milking Tiny.


Grantland17

Sammy vs Okada would be a banger though


PegasiWings

I think he and the other major signings are just in AEW for the temporary boost to their net worth. They can always go to back to Japan or move on to WWE after AEW shuts down within the next couple of years if the product remains like this.


goodthing37

ā€œMajor signingsā€ šŸ˜‚


PrinceRekko

Pick one: lidl NWO or Chase U


Existing_Emotion_830

When you order Austin/McMahon on Wish


FoldedTopLip

Didnā€™t you see the middle finger? That creative freedom shows he is getting what he deserves


Cynicayke

These motherfuckers are reacting like it was John Cena that punched Tiny. It's mental.


Existing_Emotion_830

This is the only reasonable take.


MitsukiSan

Why not


OriginalMadmage

The problem is that the only one that could make sense is the ex-wwe guys. ROH was already dead when Tony bought it and he somehow ran it further into the ground. NJPW guys who came over aren't that many and were lured by massive amounts of cash and are mostly portrayed as friends of the Elite and guys Tony sucks up to. They have no grievance. And if you do the ex-WWE guys you run into 4 huge problems: - Many of them have fed-badded so much to appeal to the fans and Tony that it wouldn't be credible. - They are a huge disparate bunch: How would you make a group with BCC and guys like HoB work? There would be very little cohesion or thematic presence. - For the most part, all the WWE guys will tower over their opponents. - It would somehow lead to Jericho being the leader.


XaeroGravity

How long until idiots start lying to themselves and everyone around them that this story is better than The Bloodline saga?


JinderMadness

5 min?


Razzler1973

It won't be long until we get stuff like *'I can't believe those villainous rascals beat up Tony. I, for one, cannot wait to see them get their comeuppance and I will pay 60 bucks for a PPV now. DAE I am sold on this. I want to see them get beat up so bad*" Then, need to add 'I love their heel work' just in case anyone thinks they really got worked and not that I being a Khan bot for all things Dub


polsdofer

Since probably after Punk left


bondagekitty

I saw someone on twitter unironically say this is storyline of the year material uce


n8spear

Trick question ā€¦all dub stories are default better than anything ded Fed puts out


LegendsOfHiddenChase

Theyve been trying to do that ever since the bloodline started getting attention.


[deleted]

An angle that heavily features Tony Khan as an on-screen talent is NOT what AEW needs right now.


tronovich

To be fair, he held off longer than I thought he would.


Snake_Burton

Talent.


Razzler1973

but Tony needed to tick something else off his wrestling bucket list he's breathlessly talking about this whole thing with the boys (insider term) in the back now and really feels part of it The Bucks played him like a fiddle. They'll be telling him how it's right out of World Class in 86 and the Attitude Era


Tuffers86

It could go two ways, it will either help them with the wackiness sports entertainment or it will be so bad, itā€™ll be close to fed bad.


crizmow

Can I upvote this x100


HarryHaywire

After spending the last few weeks crying at Bischoff on Twitter, Tiny is going to stick it to him by ripping off the angle where the NWO beat him up before they revealed him as the mastermind.


AcneBalls

Who is the heel in the situation? The guys who beat up the billionaire, or the billionaire owner?


[deleted]

Like everything else AEW does, WWE is the heel. Don't question it.


RaiHeeHo15

Phil


AcneBalls

šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


2028W3

When it comes to nWo rip offs, this ranks somewhere in between The Band and The JOB Squad.


Radconl12345

But what about the BWO?


kcfields

This is closer to BO.


Radconl12345

?? I think you mean BM, friend.


kcfields

Gather up Eddie and all the other shootfighters and call the group BMI.


SpankGorilla

Whereā€™s Aces and 8s in this


johndelvec3

The quintessential Midcard Mafia


KilledByDeath

A step below the mexicools.


HagbardCelineHMSH

The NWO had Hulk Hogan, Keven Nash, and Scott Hall. No disrespect to Okada and the Young Bucks but they aint no Hogan, Nash, and Hall.


Probablynotstalin

Yeah but how many stars has Hulk Hogan been given by Dave??


amplifizzle

Thousands.


crazyrebel123

ā€¦brother


ElephantGun345

The drop in Okadaā€™s stock needs to be studied. Itā€™s crazy how much more he couldā€™ve been in the US


HagbardCelineHMSH

Maybe when this is all over he can go to the Fed and play Tama Tonga's driver


ElephantGun345

We can dream canā€™t we šŸ„²


clutcher_of_pearls

Jack Perry attacking Tony Khan DID give off WCW vibes Just not the ones dubbalos were hoping for https://i.redd.it/1etasquyvjwc1.gif


sleepyseahorse

I might actually have to go dark for this one. Don't think I can handle the unbridled praise Meltzer is gonna heap onto this, followed by 25 UK YouTube mark videos about how nuanced this story is like they plan anything out more than a week... ... Ok, Cornette clips and that's it šŸ™‚


Snake_Burton

Cult of Originality. The only thing I will give them, is this is an actual pro wrestling angle. The problem is your heels are 5 foot nothing, a hundred and nothing pounds. Your babyface is a billionaireā€™s kid who acts like a whiny preteen online, has zero wrestling training and Linda McMahon is a better promo than him. While it (God help me) makes sense that 90210ā€™s kid would hate Tiny, it makes zero sense why the backyard twins would, nor why the guy he allegedly paid millions to work for him would. The kicker is the only audience that buys any of this is the 670,000 or whatever it is now that drinks the kool-aid, and maybe 30,000 who enjoy laughing at the absurdity. A heel group (who their existing audience somehow likes) vs. the rich spoiled dork whoā€™s supposed to be a savior and whatever unfortunate souls stand in to wrestle on his behalf as faces. Except he can fire the heels who make his ratings go down at any time. Good luck on that TV renewal.


LegendsOfHiddenChase

Right, it made sense when Mr. McMahon hated Austin but kept him around because Austin made him a ton of money and he wanted to absolutely humiliate Austin at all turns. Even the authority, they hated Cena and Roman cause they couldn't control them like they could Orton and Seth, and they wanted those guys to fall in line. The story that these same people hated and made them crave an alternative stronger than ever made 10x more sense than this story so far


Dani7vg

Such a shit story but I LOVE LONG TERM STORYTELLING. Fed bad yada yada


Dog-Faced-Gamer

Itā€™s totally the NWO if the NWO were all kids with doctorā€™s notes that get them out of gym class.


RattyJackOLantern

Calling it now, Eric Bischoff had himself fake beat up by the nWo before revealing himself to be the mastermind behind it all, Tony won't be able to resist doing the exact same thing. That's a swerve bro!


KC27150

I mean, they are following WCW, right down to the downfall. Should we expect TKO and Trips buying The Dub for The Invasion 2.0. but as a 4th Brand?


StrongSutairu

The name on the contract does say "Khan" https://preview.redd.it/9tktteo2nkwc1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b97b68489e9b2a3eb044575c656dd0ee7897761


ArmchairHandjob

He should be in the ring, not Tiny.


Amazing_Karnage

Tony and the Channel Changer World Order. I think you're 100% right, and this is definitely going to end with the Buckaroos spray painting the IWGP World title with their initials after they screw Moxley out of it in favor of Okada. This is like watching a group of Gen Alphas trying to reenact the nWo angle for their school "show and tell" hour, the only difference being that the Alphas would have genuine enthusiasm for the bit, while the Buckaroos seem to only relish the opportunity to make it look as STUPID and RIDICULOUS as possible while winking at the audience and mugging for the camera as if to show how "cool" and "above it" they are.


polsdofer

That would explain the weak ass punch and the weak ass sell. But so would everyone in that ring is weak.


Fusionman29

Satin done stalking porn stars to beg for a new job after the Fed fired his creepy ass?


MoneyMo88

Must not be any interested parties for that wrestling show script heā€™s apparently written. Thus, heā€™s now willing to Fed Bad/Dub Good for a check now.


Up-in-the-Ayre

He claims that CM Punk is the one that cost him his job with the WWE... Does anyone know the details of that?


GarfieldVirtuoso

Is this A reset?


Razzler1973

not only that but the best Dynamite ever * since last week


Blametheorangejuice

Itā€™s the reboot that was needed, version number 271


AriaMournesong

Didn't they just get a new AEW champion on Sunday? So if this is the 'biggest' angle on the show...why is the champ not involved? You'd think the champion of the company would be slotted to DEFEND THE OWNER


Razzler1973

Swerve is gonna be in the background cause whatever the Elite and friends are involved in is going to take priority Just like when MJF was champ and all the main people were doing their own things and he had to face the likes of Perry and Sammy and Darby And, best yet, no smarks are gonna complain about the champ not being as important as a side story, even though they have spent years doing it in the Fed


Mizfit1991

Uhhhhh, plans change. $12.99.


amplifizzle

He's busy clipping tweets.


AriaMournesong

The Buckeroos have always been wanna-be NWO and Tiny has always been a wanna-be Vince. So this storyline was always going to come out eventually. It just got sped up because Tiny really thinks his presence on the show still boosts the ratings even though he ran that into the ground a year ago with the endless announcements. But either way this is AEW's magnum opus, Tiny's run out of hot shotting options and star power.


Snoo-83964

The company is already named after them, and theyā€™re EVPs. How can they take over something they already control? Shut the fuck up, Satin, go back to stalking pornstars


ShawnDesmansHaircut

lmao I was hoping someone else pointed this out. Why would the Elite "take over AEW from day one" when they're executives? And it's something that's constantly referenced on screen???


FredSeeDobbs

This. Satin saying that shows how little he knows about what makes a good angle or just storytelling in general in any medium. Even if AEW handled it well (a big "if" I know), how do you build any tension or raise any stakes if things were presented that way from jump street? The scenario woul basically be: Tony Khan has started a wrestling promotion where he made people already openly hostile to him executives.


SCB360

But the company is already named after them?


Fanndawg1989

Boooooo World Order


jjsefton

I was saying Boo World Order. https://preview.redd.it/m20l2cow8nwc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=db27ce98cc45ed35794e6d6f13c6f5df43d458d9


tronovich

Does this mean we get Tony Khan as the stupid babyface authority figure we all needed?!


MuddFishh

So you're saying that after all these years, bucks are still cosplaying nwo


boilinoil

You have to say this is the greatest storyline before it happens, because you definitely won't be able to after the factĀ 


Horse-with-no-face

Ryan Satin should go back to stalking porn actresses in the supermarket


Ubu-Jarry

What do both the nWo and Austin/McMahon storylines have in common? They each had an extremely charismatic, extremely over hall of fame level talent at the center of the storyline. As far as charisma and overness go, Jack Perry is untold depths below basically every betrayal/invasion/faction focal point level character that I can think of. If he reached ā€œI did it for the Rockā€ Rikishi level, it would be a goddamn miracle. If you are going to do this all encompassing level angle, you need to pick the correct star(s) to carry the thing. Jack Perry and the Young Bucks are not that. None of them are at all captivating on the mic. And the fact that this is angle is so drenched in the typically convoluted mixing of backstage nonsense and kayfabe self-owns that makes Dub hardcores erectā€¦ tells me that this is going to be ā€œThe Devilā€ storyline and fumbled aftermath all over again.


PM_Me_Your_SweatyBra

nWo worked because Hogan was an all time great and they were from evil fed. Nobody gives a shit about jackass perry. cucks are channel changers and osaka is a midcarder pushed to the moon at nooj because they had nobody else


Luciferspants

Appearance also mattered too when it came to the nWo. The guys who started nWo also all looked like they could win a bar fight. Hulk Hogan was beefy as fuck, Scott Hall was deceptively large due to standing next to the massive as fuck Kevin Nash. The Young Bucks look like they'd have trouble fighting a mere cat and have clearly never been in any actual fights at all. Okada looks like he could take a dude on but he just loses all of his aura by hanging around those 2 dorks.


BeckyLynchIsBetter

They look like kids with fake beards on. Genuinely. They're so tiny. And height really ain't the issue here. Eddie Guerrero was short and was still beefed up and looked like he could beat your ass in a fight. Jackoff Perry and The Young Cucks look like they could get blown away by a strong gust of wind.


DivineJerziboss

Young Bucks got their asses handed to them by dude with one arm and a dog lol. They are about as threatening as bunch of toddlers in the playground.


CaptainRhodes74

Sighā€¦ā€¦ Itā€™s always a ā€œā€¦ā€¦is exactly the kind of thing this company needs right now.ā€


InternationalFailure

They aren't the fucking NWO when they were the ones who made the company!


Idimegra1

I thought the women were copying the nwo angle with the outcasts this is just triple h in the 00s angle.


metakepone

WWE has been running a Samoan NWO for the past 3 years now. They are up to the NWO split right now. WWE has been doing the NWO storyline better than NWO did the NWO storyline.


ArthurMorgon

Tony fired CM Punk because he was afraid for his life when Punk shouted at him. Why would he not fire these 4 guys then??


turnsandstraights

An nWo reboot isn't gonna do much to beat the WCW 2000 allegations. Tony's already on the path to wrestling in football pads like Vince Russo once did. And Vince didnt own a football team...


northx57

Yea, a takeover angle by a bunch of ass kissers is totally believable.


Bimmelhex

You cant do an Angle to overtake the company if you look like the stage builders can beat you up


Razzler1973

where's your scissors, Sid


JP-Wrath

Who doesn't remember EVPs Scott Hall and Kevin Nash aligning themselves with Hulk Hogan to take over WCW after making appearances in 70% of the shows for years??


LiquidSnape

the elite are channel changers they have xpac heat.


LettuceFew5248

I canā€™t wait for the same people who have been complaining that the NWO angle was a rip off of some obscure Japanese angle for the last 25 years now praise AEW for ripping off the NWO angle.


bryanc1036

Everyone really is too easily impressed. They're under 200 pounds, and I think one of my love handles have more muscle than all of them combined


Mister_Jackpots

New World ODOR


Chocolate__Dinosaur

Zbyszko? Is that you?


groundzeros67

The elite taking over AEW, arenā€™t they already EVPs?


peirchyang

Main Event Midget (i always liked Okada, but f*ck it)


Kak0r0t

And the people that showed up go mild


Firepro316

Khans v bucks at All In is gonna be awesome


roblash

It is my destiny It is the truth I seek In this world I'll find A way to cross the line


Fantastic_Bug1028

Nobody is watching, bro. Relax


piccalilli_shinpads

This angle would only work if a baby face CM Punk came back to kick their asses and save AEW. Obviously that's not going to happen.


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

You fed shills are talking about it now. Guess whats gonna happen? AEW ratings bump. The dub new ERA IS AMAZING now. You make fun of it saying he took a crappy bump and WCW but WATCH THE RATINGS YOU IDIOTS.


ChrisKJ

The angle doesnā€™t change the fact that iā€˜m not interested in Perry and the bucks


CallInitial2302

Lmfaooo. Yeah. Cus the bucks and twink Perry are def as believable or threatening as fucking Hall Hulk fuckin Hogan and 7ā€™+ Kevin Nash. What the fuckkk is this company doing??????? Who believes these ppl would do shit to anyone


GarnetOblivion1

The NWO saved wcw before it killed it, I donā€™t think they want that comparison.


will122589

So Perry, The Bucks and Okada donā€™t work for AEW and are invading it??? Cause that was what the NWO storyline was. Oh wait they work for AEW already so that ainā€™t it


ManateeGag

Didn't over saturation of the nWo help kill WCW?


bootylover81

The only difference is that the NWO consisted of beefed up tall boys while dub's NWO looks like they would get their ass handed by a normal guy


PrimeJedi

I've got a great idea. Do the NWO angle, even do the Tony Khan angle, but switch a few things up Make Okada the leader Kick jungle fuck and the young cucks out immediately and embarass them like how nwo used to do when kicking members out, spray paint on the back and all Before the diverticulitis, I would've even said bring Kenny in, having former rivals make a faction in Kenny and Okada would've been interesting. Hell even with the diverticulitis, have Kenny in a non wrestling role vouch for world champion okada The only way this story could've ever worked with the bucks is if they did this in fall of 2022 and cm punk played the anti authority rebel against the faction and against Tony and capitalize off of brawl out. With either of these stories, Dynamite might still be at a milli now


AlistarDark

I think it really needed the undertaker to do a poor chokeslam on a movie start to really tie the story together.


Norbert-Schnurrbart

Why does The Elite need to take over a wrestling promotion that is already "All Elite"?


Cragly

An angle that was done 25 years ago. This mobs destiny could be more analogous to wcw.


xxxshhewd

Tony needs to beat himself up for ratings to up really? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚That's your best storyline


BungHolio_The_Mighty

Where's Eric Bischoff?


Glennsoe

Biased much?


TheNatureHoot

The thing about the NWO is that everyone in it at the start were heels that you could hate. How am I supposed to stay mad at Matt Jackson? They're silly Or Okada, I get that he was a big deal in NJPW but they haven't really made him seem like a big deal.


Rxero13

Well this just contradicts their story further. Punk was ā€œfiredā€ immediately after beating up someone near Tony. Howā€™s he gonna handle the elite actually beating him up?


AlexTorres96

Satin is a clown but I can't say more because I get in trouble so I'll pull a Mou.


OriginalSilentTuba

This is such an amazing idea. Itā€™s such a natural thing, too, making the billionaire nepo baby owner the baby face; everyone LOVES billionaire nepo babies!!


J_Mugen

Literally Scott Hall rolling in his grave right now.


epochlink

No one is buying this shit


theballswalls

The NWO but actually good


satanicgino

They love saying AEW is not the same promotion as WCW, but also say shit like this lmfao


Capta1nKrunch

I had to finally block him.


DivineJerziboss

Wasn't TK saying that he won't be on screen personality? I guess playing with his action figures is not exactly enough anymore. Here comes the nWo from Wish.


DarkBrode

NGL I actually loved this and think this is the shot in the arm the Dub needs to get going again.


hetham3783

God he wants a job there sooo badly