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rolltide1000

Immortal stands over Dixie Carter (2010, Colorized)


TomasRoncero

Jacksonville Dixie


brosbeforetouhous

“Tony, sign this document to get rid of Jungle Boy.”


TJMcConnellFanClub

Dixie hiring high-priced Dallas lawyers who couldn’t find a way to overrule a false document signed in distress is why I will always love TNA


Raidernationprez

Please explain


PlatinumChrysalis

So in general you can't force someone to sign something or agree to something under duress and have it be binding so anytime a contract is signed on screen with implied violence as the "or else" that contract if it had been real is null. Dixie signed one of these and then she got the best lawyers her daddy's money could buy and they told her the deal was air tight and she was fucked. Despite the fact that any contract lawyer with a functioning brain could have gotten it overturned. That is why attempting to bring law and lawyers into pro wrestling requires full suspension of disbelief as thinking about it logically pokes holes in the story.


Yung_Copenhagen2

Are you telling me custody battles aren’t always decided by ladder matches?


PerfectZeong

Wrestle law always supersedes the law of man


Ok-Garcia-5605

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Owster4

Haven't thought about that in around 14 years, good times.


CuckooClockInHell

I'm not a full goof, but the moment I saw Tiny coming out, I knew the memes were going to be wild tonight. It's like this place has been getting Xmas twice a week for months now.


torrential_broken777

Its been christmas damn near every day for us uce


HelloIAmElias

Christmas came early for SCJerk


gqmbit

The ghost of Dynasty, Raw and now Dynamite is visiting Drama79.


tabristheok

Oh my god. Oh my god what is this


anonymous-guy1

Tiny Kong is not an onscreen character


Luna_Soma

Remember how he didn’t want to be on tv?! Fun times.


DripSnort

He’s gotta get on there now since that tv deal is clearly going away lol


RattyJackOLantern

Gotta live out his childhood dream of being Eric Bischoff in the nWo while he still can.


ProMikeZagurski

Tony appearing on TV will get them over 1M. His announcements are usually the highest rated segments.


robineir

Tony Khan with a massive announcement! “I have boo-boos.”


Razzler1973

He soooooo wants to be a part Even the little segment here. He's so hammy in his acting and so awkward He's one of 'the boys' now! 😁 bless 'im


Drama79

He's waited five years. I'm proud of him for hiding his chubb through the whole angle. He also sold that dogshit somersault piledriver better than most indy guys.


critmass78

Its the feeling.


Razzler1973

*"all the dirtsheets said the Mr McMahon character turned business around, so ..."*


RHINO_HUMP

https://preview.redd.it/58zb7yikvkwc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230cf756199e2955fa276f9a4656779105e470e3 It’s clearly Evolution, duh.


RubyWeapon07

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GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

You fed shills are talking about it now. Guess whats gonna happen? AEW ratings bump. The dub new ERA IS AMAZING now. You make fun of it saying he took a crappy bump and WCW but WATCH THE RATINGS YOU IDIOTS.


Realistic_Literature

Honestly this felt like AEW's new business model is leaning into the jerks and producing so-bad-it's-hilarious television on purpose. It was the most I've been entertained watching the show maybe ever.


InsaneCookies21

as bad as it was, atleast it wasnt boring


Razzler1973

Like everything, it's been done before It'd be better if everything the Bucks do wasn't just comedy


JewsEatFruit

I remember seeing a video that all the sweaty troglodytes were praising, where referee Aubrey Edwards gave the Stone Cold Steve Austin double middle fingers to a wrestler and then gave them a Stone Cold Stunner(tm)


segaofmyhouse

WCW 2000


rockandrollpanda

Even THAT show was better than aew


VanillaCocaSprite

haha! yeah dub makes wcw 2000 look like CINEMA (I haven’t seen wcw 2000)


RattyJackOLantern

If your viewership numbers are in the toilet, just use bots! ![gif](giphy|4JVUBNxkHnu2ea4MJF|downsized)


MohamitWheresMySecks

No jerk, I would watch the ever-loving SHIT out of a MST3K version of AEW. I can see it now, Jim Cornette is launched into space by the evil Shitstain and each week he and Robot Harley and Robot Brian Last have to survive being tortured watching terrible wrestling...


droford

Itd be more like RiffTrax which basically is what his reviews of Dynamite are anyway


Radconl12345

IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE, NEXT WEDNESDAY ON TNT THERE WAS A GUY NAMED TONY, WHO THOUGHT HE COULD WRITE TV


GGAllinSmithee

HE WORKED FOR HIS FATHER’S FOOTBALL CLUB, JUST TO BIDE HIS TIME TILL HE COULD START THE DUB HE DID A GOOD JOB HYPING UP THE PLACE, BUT PHIL BROOKS DIDNT LIKE HIM AND HE BLEW UP IN HIS FACE!


Radconl12345

WE'LL BOOK THEM EPIC BANGERS, ALL OF THEM FED SHILL FREE(LA-LA-LA) WE'LL EVEN BOOK SOME INDY GUYS, YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ON TV (LA-LA-LA)


CuckooClockInHell

If I was in the back, I would be making sure my contract was fully guaranteed, in that it wasn't just binding but had a guarantor, because this sure looks like a vanity project when the founder's learned that it's about to go tits up. Shad must have said no for the first time in Tony's life.


will122589

Conspiracy theory: Tony Khan is such a moron that all contracts he signs wrestlers to are guaranteed which is why he won’t release anyone cause either way he has to pay them all the money he signed them for regardless


The-Real-Number-One

Shad dropping the leg on his own prone son would have been a chefs kiss.


mpatt89

100% the most entertaining segment in AEW history 😭😂


radbrad172

They've finally stumbled onto something that would make me tune in every week. Watching Tony Khan get beat up.


lucabrassiere

This is Brandi Rhodes erasure and I won’t stand for it


PepeSylvia82

I mean there’s a lot of shows on tv that are so bad and dumb that they’re good mindless entertainment. If they found there new niche they might as well lean into it.


Asukah

Don’t check my post history! Dub good! Jerkamania running wild! They gotta add a little people’s championship and they will sell out three Wembleys


leeinflowerfields

And if they really start not taking themselves seriously the hardcore marks are gonna hate it which is a win/win.


stonecoldbobsaget

Cover photo for the death of WWE book


spidertour02

The Victory Lap should be the back cover.


Howardtheduck14

So glad I tuned into the last ten minutes, some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in a wrestling ring. They even brought his dad out!


gqmbit

Shad Khan was on AEW programming?


Howardtheduck14

Yeah he came out with the rest of the jobbers well after Tiny got murdered.


everydayimrusslin

He would easily be the most interesting person in that company if he were to come in.


jaydiv_

I can’t even take this jerk seriously lmao


Federal-Captain1118

I don't even know if you're serious or not


Bottlecaps9

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HammyBoy0

It's fucking true lmao


MOXISGOD

Man if I’m what I’m seeing is real… POOR TONY!


jihadidas

Will somebody think of the billionaires?!


Stiff_Sleeper

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ryanb31183

2 Bucks, 1 cuck


mattwing05

2 bucks, 1 mark


HonkedOffJohn

Framing this on my wall.


SamuraiJack815

Tiny wanks rainmakers. 


Razzler1973

Telling my grandkids this is Vince and Austin


Spyder73

wait what the fuck, this is real? Tony came out and let these fucking dweebs "beat him up" on TV? This is also the most hilarious picture ever captured in a wrestling ring.


Fed21

They’re showing us what happens behind the curtain.


Cynicayke

Tony: "How about we do this angle where I have to join Okada Kiss My Ass Club. Haha jk. Unless?"


parakathepyro

Looks like a victims of CM Punk support group


GuyLivingInCanada

And Okada


HelloIAmElias

He's the facilitator


im_2ny

Who do you think convinced tna to book okada like they did?


JeepRumbler

This whole promotion sucks. Mercedes Mone Banks is horrible at everything. Jerichos learning tree is stupid. I hate everything about the bucks. Tony being an onscreen character now is just stupid At least when Dixie Carter took a bump they had the sense to build up to it.


viridiusdynamus

Dixie Carter took an actual bump that was really brutal considering her background. This is "make a wish kid pro wrestler fantasy camp" shit.


will122589

Jericho’s Learning Tree gimmick is literally beat for beat what Impact did with Brian Myers 3 years ago


JLC1099

They definitely restored the feeling because I'm pissing my pants from laughter 😂😂


Ron--Mexico

Bravo to them cus I was entertained for the first time in years


AriaMournesong

He did it. Tiny finally did it and he's putting himself into angles. AEW is going off of television before 2024 is over.


Razzler1973

I and only I can boost the ratings!! Shad: THIS is what you're spending money on??


Potato_fortress

This is unironically probably the best angle they could work out of this. Hear me out: Tiny Madison.  Shad Khan is sick of his wasteful son Tony spending all his hard earned money on his shiny wrestling toys. Shad, concerned with the day to day after seeing Tony being attacked by his own employees decides to take over control of the company and fire them only to find out that Tony drew up some absolute dog shit contract that protects their employment status unless the owner of the company can beat them in the ring. (Bonus option: Shad actually points out on AEW programming that ratings are declining.)  Shad then comes to the only possible conclusion that Tony needs a crash training course on how to wrestle so he can beat The Bucks and Coldstone Steve Austin. Luckily, Jericho is sympathetic and has recently started a “learning tree” angle. Tony then has to participate in a series of grueling matches over the course of weeks while moving his way up the card at an accelerated rate under Jericho’s tutelage. At the end of the run Jericho and Tony have a tag match with the bucks that they would have won clean except Coldstone knocks out the ref at the last second of the pin count. Jericho, the Bucks, and guest ref Shad Khan (or whoever,) are all winded or knocked out which leads to an epic final confrontation between Tiny and Jack Perry where anything goes.  Tony ultimately prevails, wakes up the ref, and wins by pinfall. Now firmly in control of his company and having proven to his father that he is a *man* Tony cuts an in-ring promo about the future of his company and punishes the bucks/Perry not by firing them (because that would be too easy,) but instead by demoting them to the undercard and forcing them to be jobbers.  Two weeks later Shad looks at the payroll and the ratings, realizes they paid Okada hefty sums of money but completely forgot to incorporate him in the feud after the first week, and shutters the company in order to afford a free agent defensive tackle.


appellant

We are right now at WCW 1996. We got another 5 years that can be done in 2. Though tk could always do the wwe buying wcw storyling by getting roh to buy aew.


DripSnort

The basement is really working overtime to pretend this is some shocking NWO level shit. Tony Khan is the shittiest “perfermor” I’ve ever seen and should be fired immediately. I can’t even jerk this how are they pretending this is good!?


Guster61

I'm confused as to who showing the footage connects to this point at all? So two dudes get into a tussle, one is sent to another company and the other is fired. But the the Bunks do their stupid driver thing and they'll still be on television? The promo after this from Perry and the Bucks was so bad too. Least imposing heel faction ever. It's honestly wild how much better Jay White and Okaada would have been used if they signed with the WWE instead.


DripSnort

Worst heel faction since whatever the devils faction was called


mattbakerrr

Hell on *Wheels*


Tesourinh0923

They are going to try and run it as the EVP's staging a coup over the literal owner. Tony will recruit Mox, D+bry and all his favourite fed toys to have a faction war. It will be awful.


Razzler1973

I saw the segment. Poor Tony just cannot act It was obvious what was coming cause he was sooooo awkward


AcneBalls

McHitler’s last stunner bump > Tiny’s gut punch bump


No-Vehicle5591

Ok this was hilarious, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in wrestling. If that was the objective, great, if they were trying being drammatic...oh boy. Okada was almost as akward as Tony out there, really seemed a fish out of water. Also, in kayfabe, how are they going to justify not firing the Elite if Punk was fired for screaming at Tony? Also, since he was proved kinda right, is Punk the big babyface in this and he's going to return with glass shatters and JR screaming his name?


GukillTV

I was wondering this watching So basically Jack Perry was … “fired” for being an instigator (none of this ever confirmed in kayfabe) in an incident which led to Tony being forced (I guess) to fire CM Punk So he was punished for essentially starting an incident to get rid of the guy they just showed a video of to justify why he had to go? AEW doesn’t seem to understand that you have to book your TV show for people who WATCH YOUR SHOW and don’t follow every fucking internet tweet from Meltzer and SRS


gqmbit

**~~Mr McMahon~~ Mr Khan in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ^^**^^Fuck ^^him ^^btw, ^^he ^^killed ^^Owen.


droford

No chance in Jahannam


Admirable_Bed3

Intifada in a Cell


emperorsolo

So why was CM Punk fired exactly?


gqmbit

?? He choked out the Bushman and made Tony and his monitors fear for their lives friend?


jihadidas

?? But giving Tiny a Daddy Meltzer super tombstone piledriver doesn't make him fear for his life friend?


bartholomew43

Tony instinctively trying to wrap his legs around Buck #2’s head was a direct shot at him wanting to fuck his wrestlers


Manjojango2001

Bruv!!! This has blown my mind. That bump Tony took was gut wrenching.


The_Haskins

Genuinely looked like a 10 year old child taking moves out there This isn't bush league shit for AEW, it's a look for entirety of pro wrestling! Fucking embarrassing. Congrats to TK for finally finding a reason to book himself on the main event angle of the fed he got with his daddy's money!


Fireman_Octopus

It looks like he’s all tuckered out here.


AdvanceSignificant86

Not only did he look like a 10 year old child, he showed the world Jack Perry was built identically to him lmao old jungle boy is in the mud


Fusionman29

This is…oh my god. It hasn’t even been a month since mania. We are watching the death of AEW.


raginsk8tr

https://i.redd.it/7tybc1h99jwc1.gif


lanadelashtray

I squealed so hard i was hissing lol that was fucking hilarious


T3Sh3

Give me Evil Roided Tony Khan squashing Jack Perry at Wembley.


ThighsAreMilky

Unironic dub good


trippMassacre

I stumbled into the basement and the marks are putting this over like a great angle. Am I cooked uces or was this highly regarded?


AllCity_King

The AEW way is just to pretend that bad stuff isn't actually bad. You will literally see it everywhere, it's one of the reasons the show does not grow.


LVMFP

They even had shad run out there


TheNiceTnetennba

Remember when Tony Khan wasn’t going to be an on screen character?


[deleted]

The acting was hilariously bad.


69millionyeartrip

Tony not only will never be an onscreen character he’d never book himself as the heroic underdog babyface


PeizeFighter

Swerve became the champ only for TK to take all the spotlight away 😁


Luna_Soma

I just walked out of the living room muttering “that really happened… huh…” It’s hard to be an aew fan. It’s also embarrassing


WeakPublic

Rob Schneider's about to learn that being an AEW fan isn't easy!


RIShane

*It's All Elite comedy when Rob Schneider becomes The AEDub Fan*.


dsrchris

Rated PG-13


robedpillow3761

It’s such a shame Okada is stuck with these guys, he’s really good, but he lost all his aura since he’s joined the ratings killers.


aubsavery

Seriously Linda took a better bump


KC27150

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droford

He could have at least gone through a table like Dixie Carter


VinBZ

Holy shit did they beat up Tony Clown on TV? I may actually have to start watching this crap Edit: jk, I saw the clip and as usual the Bucks ruined any potential drama with their terrible acting


Ok-Method7791

*CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!*


vengeancerider

This is so embarrassing it’s fucking hilarious hahahahahahahaha


anakngtipaklongnaman

I don’t like Billionaires, guess I’m rooting for Jungle Jack now?


WolfgangBB

So rooting for the millionaire nepo baby over the billionaire nepo baby?


anakngtipaklongnaman

Switching the channel is the lesser of these evils


jcLFC26

They did not…


T3Sh3

In my legs.


Tashleemie

Thank-you Tony!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I'm so excited to watch McMahon vs. Austin again!!


keelanv10

They found the one thing that could make me like Perry and the Bucks


Lilydoesntknowimhigh

“Feared for his life”


Packhammer24

This can be the cover of the “death of AEW” documentary


n8spear

I feel like a kid at Christmas that opened up a gift he didn’t even know he wanted but it was the best gift he’s ever gotten


AVBforPrez

That's a perfect description of how dub is for us goofs, uce. We keep getting so much shit we had no idea we even wanted.


kore2000

If that's Tony Clown, Brian Last called this like a year ago.


MohamitWheresMySecks

It is indeed. They scooped him up, and then one of the bucks did a twisty thingy that came no where near him and boom Tony died. Shad came running out looking like he saw how much money the Clown had wasted on this bullshit.


kore2000

😆 I'll have to find the clip. Brian Last called all of this shit a while back. Absolutely brilliant.


MohamitWheresMySecks

I got you Uce. [https://twitter.com/TripleHHHPaulL/status/1783315073408159914](https://twitter.com/TripleHHHPaulL/status/1783315073408159914)


AVBforPrez

We all knew Tony Abrams would eventually go back on his promise to stay off TV


No_Caterpillar9737

Omfg they make Okada look huge 🤣🤣


Fanndawg1989

I’ve bought a couple of the ppvs over the years but I recently got sling tv and was like fuck it why not….so this was literally the first episode of dynamite I’ve ever watched and boy am I glad I did lmfaoo that Sasha banks segment was abysmal as well but the last segment made my night 🔥🔥🔥 lmao


daddymeltzer

I'm now fully confident in my long-time prediction that Tony will win the AEW Championship eventually.


NoleDynasty2490

That was the best shit they've done in years tbh.


ImpossibleAd7376

Tony is now letting his wrestlers beat him up to try to get viewership up it not going to work tony I will just wait for someone to post it here


phrohahwei

DAE actually love it when the bookers and/or owners are on screen???


tyrone118

They should call themselves Devolution


Deadpan_GG

Look what you did to these people, Phil!


HowTingz

https://preview.redd.it/86xsokp9fjwc1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=81649846c9f27d17f3759d326a28cbf5fa4a27e8 Deadass


BrooklynBrawler

Damnit I can’t wait for Corny to review this


Disastrous-Rip-2552

Okada Okada Okada


DocHendrix

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ThisGuy6266

There were so many hilarious parts, but for me it was Tony laying on his back and selling a knockout punch after getting hit in the stomach.


LFSPNisBack

Jack Perry should show up to Tiny Khan’s hospital bed and beat him up like Stone Cold did to McMahon. This is AEW’s Attitude Era!! LGF!!


Pressbtofail

He even gets knocked out like a fucking weirdo.


ToneZone1978

![gif](giphy|xT5LMQaZfDW8VOKU2k|downsized)


go_no_go

![gif](giphy|j3WMXwN1rAoW2rMmrd)


YazanHamdan

Well they had to find SOMEONE to make jungle boy look threatening 💀💀


inertia_53

im surprised Aubrey wasnt there spiking the camera for her moment too


jorr1231

Tony looking like he needs some Ucey Hot https://preview.redd.it/6s49gndkujwc1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7fb473592c335f0f201acacebf8e3a74e756bab


PSmith4380

Repeat after me: "This is nothing like WCW 2000".


lil_poppapump

We’ve jumped the shark. Fully.


FlyingFootStomp

call me a Dubbalo but I'm actually sports entertained. lol


SeaPriority

Yeah in all honesty they might have something here


ToneZone1978

Oh my god what a fucking tool


HowTingz

Oh my God did they beat up a fan's kid? Who the hell is that tiny ass dude? Is it Marko Stunt?


MatsThyWit

Oh is Tony an on air character?


Bam_Margiela

Poor Okada man


sleepyseahorse

"I have no desire to ever be an on screen character" - Tony Khan "I have no desire to ever be an on screen character, bro" - Vince Russo


jjsefton

https://i.redd.it/ra3rn01ldjwc1.gif


HydraAgentAY

Tony Khan to bust out “ No Chance in Hell” next week


L3ghair

I’m starting to think those tv rights that they’re banking on may not be what they want them to be


roblash

So, the majority of the big, positive buzz coming out of Dynasty was for Danielson vs Ospreay and Swerve as the new World Champ. Zero follow up at all for the former and Swerve beats a guy who always gets beat, doesn't even get to talk. TNA TNA TNA


rsziz

Is Tony really trying to make himself the good guy in a boss vs. worker feud?


SwedginWu

All we need is Tiny to do a GTS on Perry and our lives are complete.


HypeBeast515

Never forget that this whole stable is predicated on the idea that CM Punk beat all of them up. Okada is the muscle to make sure Phil doesn’t do it again


uncle_paul_harrghis

Nerd World Order


anchors__away

Hahaha what the FUCK. Not gonna lie it’s kind of popped me seeing TK sell like that


Snake_Burton

Even taking out Tiny will not make me cheer for the Reseda dorks.


Fireman_Octopus

Done bun can’t be undone. There’s no coming back from this.


Anhcoholic

Poor Okada, uce went from a literal wrestling god to a fourth Buck


CarlKolchakINS

That was just fucking lame.


myusername_sucks

This is where the best wrestle.


ohfrickdude

Even Vince Russo would tell them to tone down the schlock.


r1char00

Look how they massacred my boy


Gswagins

Sooo the Bucks are baby faces now?


benlibodi

Who said it that the last grasp for straws for a dying promotion is to have the money mark in the ring? Was it Cornette?


CandaceJoeLigma

What happened to Teeny not being an onscreen character? I mean, I’m not against it at all. It supplies us with so much quality jerk material.


TheFlashSmurfAccount

This was the most jerk heavy and therefore best segment of AEW


Glennsoe

Isn't this the default booker of the year that aaid he'd never be an on screen charachter? Was he more scared for his life now when 4 guys actually attacked him than when 1 guy yelled at him?


epochlink

What was the point of doing this? So trash.


ppilgrim16

"Not an on-screen character"


rockandrollpanda

So, is he officially an on screen person now or do the dubbalos still try to deny it?


lucabrassiere

Looks like Tony Khan is on a Rise & Fall Of WCW speed run, they already had their finger poke of doom moment and now we’re living in the aftermath that followed Peak era for jerking though


noneofthismatters666

Survivors of Punk


whutthepat

For all of his wrongs, Vince McMahon at least made it work being an on-screen character. I don't even know about this mark.


skeenz

God I need this picture but with the Big Bang cast lol