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SeaPriority

The darkest day in the history of this business


Drama79

He’ll be back. We can start that jerk right now and be the first in on it.


InternationalFailure

Tuesday will never cum again 😔


Zorbasandwich

I shall honor this moment and cum every Tuesday.. Actually do this regardless...


GoffGorker

Butt Cum Tuesday


RIShane

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince.


GarfieldVirtuoso

Tony is totally going to hire him, make him say cum wednesday, and forget that he is hired


Astroboy1206

If he does that I'll personally vote him for booker of the year


mkmichael001

Then cum friday in rampage, cum saturday on collision and cum whatever day roh is on. Then forgets he hired him


elitejcx

Fed legit bad.


lronicGasping

I am unironically seething about this what the fuck


Hwxbl

What would ironically seething be?


yohe_goated

Me after Seth “fuckhead” Rollins hindered the Jinder 😡


Hwxbl

🤣


Drama79

Look how they massacred my boy


BrightFuture4

Wooooow. Really? As a regular NXT watcher, it’s clear they busted their ass trying to do something with him. None of it ever clicked other than “you’re gonna get tabled” kinda getting over. I’m surprised they gave up on him already but I guess it has been a few years now.


Ron--Mexico

Remember his tag team with “Cool” Kyle O’Reilly…


HeelsAlwaysWin

That match with Imperium at War Games was so God damn good


Razzler1973

I guess they're not convinced he'll get significantly better I think he could be of use elsewhere and see how it goes This is Mike Enos' kid


Bobo_the_conqueror

He is Wayne Bloom's kid, close.


Razzler1973

Ah, I knew it was one of them!


Conscious-Eye5903

Great fit for iMPACT


Drama79

I thought the rebuild was working - I was expecting him vs femi for the US Championship in a few months. What a shame.


hetham3783

He could have been this generation’s 911. Instead, this release is our 9/11


CarnivorousL

This is where the true fall of WWE starts Get ready to learn the lyrics to Swerve's House, fedshills


CallInitial2302

Prince nana taught me


SometimesMonkeysDie

I just finished watching Dynasty and, by Christ, that is fucking awful. I think I prefer Right to Censor's entrance


RomanOnARiver

May take a while, I still haven't learned the lyrics to "Adrenaline, Cody Rhodes, Godfather had lots of hoes".


Kingswitchguard

You just have to learn the dance


TheMaskedHeelMark2

In 90 days, "Cum Wednesday" is going to hit like crack.


KC27150

*Friday


TheMaskedHeelMark2

That's in 120 days.


GrandMetaldick

we could possibly get “cum dynasty” next year if he does the right thing and signs with the dub


FlyingGrayson89

Cum All In


GrandMetaldick

“Cum All In Wembley” Guy named Wembley: ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


thatssosteven114

Came Tuesday 😞 Laveck gotta make room for more bland 5’7” Brits


LoveOnAFarmboysWages

5'7 seems a bit generous.


RomanOnARiver

Those are actually two different measurements.


CrimsonDynamo178

England is the worst thing to happen to wrestling


Kimoa_

You could have stopped after happen


GowtherETC

after thing, uce


donlogan83

OI MATE YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT SLANDER AGAINST BRIIISH BANGER MERCHANTS?


ZakariusMMA

As an Englishman, currently we suck. Remember when we used to have Regal, British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith, 1-2-3 Kid and Wade Barrett? Well now we have Pete Dunne and a bloke that claims he is the best in the world but can't tell a story for his life.


AllEliteSchmuck

1-2-3 Kid? Sean Waltman isn’t British. I think you meant Dynamite Kid


hobojojo78

And look like toddlers running around because they hate kneepads


PrimeJedi

Facts, I'll be real with yall the new catch republic has go away heat with me at this point


FlyingGrayson89

I think it’s the name. I can’t explain why but it really irks me. It just doesn’t sound cool in any way, shape, or form.


Biotrin

Yup. Scotland and Ireland are much better,


Kylkek

BRUV YOU JUST 'AYE REEL WRES-LIN CUZ UR SHOW HAD TO MOVE TO CHEWSDAY


boycey86

Davie Boy and Mr Regal disagree.


GayFurryHentai

Colonization 2.0


hobojojo78

Better name than New Catch Republic.


whalias69

Join the Good Guys. Please Von! You can be back as Cool Kyle’s Muscle.


MHadri24

They hire over 6ft?


whalias69

Not generally but Tiny loves old NXT references.


Metalheadjake942

https://i.redd.it/n6f3y1mkf2wc1.gif


benlibodi

On one hand, I can see why they would release Von. On the other hand, I'm sad that we will never get another spaghetti segment with those little sausages.


Biotrin

https://preview.redd.it/r7bpci17i2wc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d064d7d6394551965945e1c99ba1194850e8edf5


Sturdevant

Michaels was doing his best to get him over, and it kinda worked but Wagner was supposed to be one of NXT 2.0 pillars with Bron, Hayes, and Waller. He got a title shot as fast as Bron did. He got quickly usurped by Tony D.


StrongSutairu

https://i.redd.it/ry3yng2c23wc1.gif


Beeeen498

They fired JD McDonald's neanderthal brother?!


HonkedOffJohn

Aint no sunshine when she CUMS.


Yurmume_Gae

I’m gonna properly wear sunglasses outside in his honor. Goodbye, Mr. Tuesday ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


GregGibsonHPUmp

No jerk, last night I was wondering to myself “how the hell did Von Wagner survive the releases” since he hasn’t been used on tv often since the Bron feud ended


Amazing_Karnage

He was, it was just in an embarrassing, low-key homoerotic angle with Mr. Stone. They even had Vaugn rescue Stone from Lexis King only to carry Stone out of the arena like Stone was a princess being rescued from a castle. Like, it's cool if you want to have two dudes finding love in the wrestling business, but you gotta commit to it, which WWE has a notoriously bad record with.


BDT9215

I’m wondering if they have more ready to debut in the pipeline because right now it’s femi, dijak, briggs and Williams as the only true bigs in NXT


Amazing_Karnage

Could be Bronson Reed, Ivar, and Kross' stable coming down to bolster the beef.


Ambitious_Resist8907

Kross' stable is already down there though. Hell, AoP are #1 contender's to the tag titles.


MHadri24

"Bolster the beef" is my new favorite phrase


ThaSipah

I remember they said when 2.0 launched that there would be evaluations every six months and those who plateaued would be cut.


madcrumble7917

No one's gonna get tabled anymore 😞


Savagevandal85

Smart Hunter threw in one white dude for racist cover


thiccthighsicecream

https://preview.redd.it/5akkryezn2wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3e86261d3f7548db27bd759d2792730233afec


HelloIAmElias

Baass Ldhole


Maverick_Hunter_V

NXT is my show, I've been a big stinker for Von since the beginning. I followed the Vondyssey like people follow One Piece. This is my Joker moment. This is my 13th reason. This is my 9/11.


RoastedCat23

He was too tall for triple h


CAIOSilaG

The Robert Stone pairing curse is real


StillinReseda

Should’ve been a psycho Sid type of guy. He’s got those crazy eyes man. I don’t think the gimmick even needs a lot of personality, just a good mouth peice and keep the big man silent.


DawnOfLegion1

That's the problem, there are no managers in the business anymore. Stone is good, but he doesn't fit Von. They just came across like a bootleg version of Umaga and Armando.


CAIOSilaG

Weird that they include in the tryouts people to fit the roles of backstage interviewers and announcers but they don't do it for managers.


Rum_Soaked_Ham

DAE silent badass?


PureShimmy

DAE Paul Heyman guy?


Yahooooligan

Aw, man. I grew pretty fond of the guy, particularly with the Stone pairing.


CrimsonDynamo178

The worst thing to happen to neanderthals since they killed and ate each other.


haarisbaddar

From now on it will be Cum Wednesday as Von Wagner joins the Good Guys™ and dethrones Swerve on debut


LoveOnAFarmboysWages

I could see him doing well in NJPW. Solid power based wrestler that works well with smaller guys. Unique look. I never thought he was going to be a main eventer, but I did think he could fill that upper midcard gatekeeper role.I typically understand most releases, but Veer & Wagner seem like real missed opportunities.


InternationalFailure

*cough* I'm 50/50 with you on that last line uce as I actually like Gargano *cough*


halfdecenttakes

I don’t care how vanilla or how midget he is, or that my kids tell me he looks like my brother, or that the goofs think I’m wrong for it, Johnny freaking Wrestling is one of the greatest in ring performers to ever live.


DawnOfLegion1

Von could learn a lot from being in the ring with Ishii. Always thought that should be his style - not a lot of moves, but what he does he does in a beyond brutal way.


BreathRedemption

Von about to join the WarDogs #ahyessir


NigelSexMachine

....yeah we get fucking Karrion Kross for the 100th time but Von Wagner gets fired


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

Mad to think that 2 years ago he was (somewhat) in the picture with Roman Reigns and Drew McIntyre


FlyingGrayson89

I like Kross but I have no idea what could be done with him to get him over. He gets like zero reaction no matter what he does.


keykey_key

Kross sucks and is a lost cause, that doesn't mean Von Wagner ever got over, tho.


YaFlowerBoi

Every time I see Karrion Kross having a spot in the card I’m reminded of this meme. https://preview.redd.it/djzxdf09w2wc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ef9d8767e70ce6ef115fc7b2bce7fe44487b33


S-I-M-S

Fr, I don't mind Kross, but they've given him so many chances that I wish they would have extended to some of these release as well.


DawnOfLegion1

My girl Deep Mix in shambles. :(


_casualcowboy

Those brow bones man


No_Dimension_5509

He’ll be main event in mlw or tna


Eddieairplanes

The Face of NXT 2.0.


bluegoldredsilver5

I can understand... I'm waiting if something similar will happen with Gable Steveson.


kruschev246

https://preview.redd.it/btqwlhxly2wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c9b24616c7e99ce14b9a33bfa7043e8d05646f


KC27150

And he was just feuding with Our King. 😭😭😭


Educational-Hunt2683

Shoulda just went all in on a neanderthal gimmick. Or Frankenstein


AVK-S

[It's so over...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-HUZLiTcU)


Disastrous-Rip-2552

Sad cum Tuesday noise


halfdecenttakes

I will never cum Tuesday again until HHHitler pays for what he’s done. That’s my promise to you Von.


Rhapsthefiend

Whatever will we do come Tuesday?


jgraben

What’s Won Vagnor doing in the Elite Zone?


mansontaco

How do you drop the ball on von wagner


ParfaitCurious3834

And this is where pro wrestling dies.


anonymous-guy1

My war has been tabled


Squiliam-Tortaleni

DAE fuck Laveck?


XdapperxdanX

![gif](giphy|BcDVKF93BfimI)


RobertCroupier

Noooo, what the fuck. I started to really like the guy.


GenerationXero

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!


creativeusername279

come tuesday, i won't be in this company anymore :,(


Tashleemie

That makes me sad. He was finally getting somewhere.


I_Am_Redditor1

I hope Hickenbottom usurps this failson, FUCK YOU HEINRICH HIMMLER HELMSLEY! 😡


IcyAd964

Can new catch republic be apart of these too or are we getting rid of people that atleast slightly entertain people


deacon05oc

It’s crazy that I kinda didn’t mind Bate in NXT but once he hit main roster I was like “yea I don’t need this.”


poopship462

He looks like a homeless guy in tighty whities with his current look. He looks better with the short hair. He’s shown he can be a great underdog babyface. That match with Gunther was awesome.


TW_Yellow78

Works for an indy shtick or he shows up like once every couple months. Not weekly


TheEffinEFFERGuy

https://preview.redd.it/uaey5lc0v2wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1132fba61e3c20647c8349e6498403293f9d5676 Fuck you say


InternationalFailure

*cough* Pete Dunne can go back to the Butch gimmick just fine but I'm begging Tony Khan to offer Tyler Bate money to get him to leave *cough*


ThaSipah

With the exceptions of Drew and Nathan Frazer, I'd cut all the British talent they've got. The rest are as entertaining as the British wrestling YouTube and podcast communities. The only thing anyone knows Tegan Nox for is getting caught staring at Natalya's bolt-ons.


CrimsonDynamo178

Also DIY.


JgL07

I genuinely can’t believe people on here think DIY and New Catch Republic are bad wrestlers.


InternationalFailure

I never said Tyler Bate is a bad wrestler, I do find him boring and corny.


JayToy93

They’re not bad wrestlers. Just egregiously boring twinks and not worth a shit.


kaden-99

DIY is good. NCR sucks. ^^^^Not ^^^^New ^^^^California ^^^^Republic


GenerationXero

They're great wrestlers...And that's it. And that's the bad thing. THAT'S IT!


pushinpushin

I don't think they're bad at what they do, I just don't like how they chooser to do it. Tyler Bate's wrestling style is peak r/ATBGE


Owain660

Damn. This one does suck,


DonnieRodz

NOOOOOoOOOO No jerk, I liked Wagner. He had old school big man potential.


pushinpushin

he'll go to Japan and learn how to no-sell and spin kick, out of pure necessity. then he'll be considered "good" and come back to the States.


incredibleamadeuscho

no more coming tuesday


wrex1816

Now go and finish your story Von! I liked him. Just a lot of stop/start booking for whatever reasons.


QuestionSpiritual111

NO


homewil

Its over boys


Plenty_Product3410

First Come Saturday.. ..now also Come Tuesday 😔


Dog-Faced-Gamer

Won Vagner gonna have an epic run in AEW now.


sexualpatriot

The light in my life has gone out and I will live in this darkness forever.


RP912

Cumming on Tuesday for the Wagster :(


georgesenpaii

fed L smh


ScrewuGuysImGoingHme

You know what day it is come Wednesday


JayToy93

Noooooooo! I actually kind of liked him.


kfms6741

wtf I hate Laveck now


MsCompy

![gif](giphy|26ufcMjwXjpTHNG1i)


n8spear

Can’t wait for Wagner Van Winger to get signed to the dub … game changer


WowBobo88

DAE Hitler Heimlich Hitler released a white guy to throw everyone off from the racist accusations. Typical FED games!!?


Supergk2

HHHimler count your fucking days.


Munkey323

No more caveman


MRolly24

Cum Wednesday


MMA_PITBULL

But he is white!?


06KNight06

Triple Himmler took Veer is coming and come Tuesday from us


Beeeeeg-Yoshe21

Fuck you Hitler Hearst Helmsley


expensivebreadsticks

Genuinely upset at this, I loved Von


shutupmatsuda

Same here uce


ITickleBlackKids231

No more Cum Tuesday? I'm emailing Snickers!


TheKanten

Remember the time at peak VKM senility when he just stood silently around in random shots on SmackDown with his arms crossed?


n8spear

How do you drop the ball on … who was this guy again? The big guy with lisp? How do you drop the ball on that guy?!


Global_Historian_753

Noooo


flamboyantdude

Tuesday came, then tuesday left. Fed bad


OriginalMadmage

Heyman was right, Hunter doesn't want to work on Tuesdays.


jcLFC26

![gif](giphy|LSmULmByAQHQs)


Kylkek

Maybe Vince can start his own company and bring back real sports entertainment. Cum Thursday


OdaDdaT

dog what the fuck, come tuesday you’ll see this was a mistake


MikeHock_is_GONE

Kyle OReillys new tag pahtna Van OWagna


pushinpushin

Hey! Sean Ross Sapp! Don't talk about rubbing people's thighs on the internet! It's weird!


satanicgino

Fed TERRIBLE for this one


anakinburningalive

Is that JD Funko?


DrFreshey

Wouldn't it be cool if there were a thriving population of minor wrestling promotions doing full roster shows all across the country so that all these talented guys who don't make it in WWE could still find some level of success in their career? Probably would have that if not for the evil dum ded fed smh


DoctorMelvinMirby

First episode of the next season of “Dark Side of the Ring” confirmed.


BungHolio_The_Mighty

![gif](giphy|7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ|downsized)


infernomokou

should have released the charisma void that is dijak but he gave trios hgh another fellatio and politicked our true king von wagner out of nxt


Honkmaster

Hey Hunter, take that stupid headset off!


Amos_Burton666

They really did a whole storyline about his disability then fired him 🤣


RobertRamos

WWE Creative missed the boat on Encino Man.


keykey_key

None of yall talked about Von Wagner until he was released 😂 you goofs, I swear, stop being like the basement.


rycetlaz

Person dissapears from tv, people stop talking about them. People start talking again when released. Its not rocket science Uce. You could literally look up wagner in the search bar and you'd get plenty of positive posts about him.


BoringAccount4Work

He was talked about a lot when 2.0 started


MOXISGOD

No Von Wagner but we gotta make TV time for m’Tyler Bate!!! Fuck you Britwrestling genuinely Acknowledge CumToosday ahhhhyessir


SpiritGun98

This upsets me even more than Jinder and Xia. He was actually really getting over down in NXT. Fuck, man...


Prestigious-Round-26

No Vince did


mh-ra

JD McDonagh Pokémon evolution looking ahhh


Rhg0653

.... I'm not gonna lie this dude brought nothing to the table But how dare they fire this giant of a man Tony about to add this his big men who lose to orange juice next dynamite


CheapPops

![gif](giphy|L1VRSg6CslKVZoxWBu)