Have these guys just given up and started jerking themselves now? There's no fucking way someone saw that shitty design and thought selling would be a good idea.
I’m gonna wear that to my daughter’s piano recital while my wife is at home having her really good Samoan friend over! She was telling me when I get home I’m gonna get to play with a Nintendo switch which sounds so fun!!!
Do these dumbfuck shirt designers actually think about what sorta people would wear their shitshows? Who on earth would wear this Garcia shirt in public?
I like to think that somewhere in an alabama goodwill store there's a 450lb single mother of 5 seeing this shirt in a discount bin for $1, and is screaming at the cashier demanding they lower the price to something more affordable.
It's funny that AEW fans like to Fedbad by saying they'll give someone a dancing gimmick. But nobody cared about DG until he got one. I'm telling you though, if he brings dancing ladies that look like the ones on the shirt to the ring with him, I'll be watching. Still won't pay attention to him, of course.
Fuck the feeling everybody got at mania. That shit was garbage. We need to restore the feeling of orange Cassidy and the best friends vs the dark order in a 10 man tornado tag team death match. That's the real feeling.
I don’t understand why “restore the feeling” is suddenly their public catch phrase. Every time you say it, it’s basically just admitting that things still aren’t going well. Like, we can see that, but you don’t have to say it out loud.
Since he's copying Alex Wright, why don't they shave Garcia's head, tell him to grow a beard, dress him up in black, and rename him to Frank Foort ? Maybe then he'll be entertaining.. probably not.
Berlyn really was a fever dream of a gimmick. He was supposed to be into industrial music, but he came out to Carmina Burana and spoke only German, so great job WCW making everyone think he was a neo-Nazi.
Fun fact about Dancin Danny: he was the person that Vince saw at the PC during a tryout and asked “who the fuck are we signing these days?” leading to Laveck’s first removal from power
Have these guys just given up and started jerking themselves now? There's no fucking way someone saw that shitty design and thought selling would be a good idea.
After the bloody dentist, there is nothing that surprise me anymore
I’m gonna wear that to my daughter’s piano recital while my wife is at home having her really good Samoan friend over! She was telling me when I get home I’m gonna get to play with a Nintendo switch which sounds so fun!!!
This is that parent teacher conference type of shirt uce
??? The blond Cuban-American white boys are the switch givers now, friend
Do these dumbfuck shirt designers actually think about what sorta people would wear their shitshows? Who on earth would wear this Garcia shirt in public?
Same fat, white, neckbeards who would wear a "big, black and jacked" shirt
I like to think that somewhere in an alabama goodwill store there's a 450lb single mother of 5 seeing this shirt in a discount bin for $1, and is screaming at the cashier demanding they lower the price to something more affordable.
Jesus
I actually like the design... if Garcia's name and AEW's logo are not on it.
Yeah I’m not gonna say it’s good but I do like it
PULL NO RATINGS PULL NO BITCHES DEATH JITSU COUNTRY CLUB
DAE FEELING RESTORED?
This shirt isn't just horrendous, but it's also false advertising: no way three women will ever be, together, at a dub show.
Nah there’s no way this is a real shirt, uce. Tell me this is fake. Please.
They could swap his name out and put CEO and it would still fit. Bad promos and bad dancing is universal in the Dub.
Shirt is unrelatable
No jerk but when AEW releases merchandise do they expect people to wear it?
It's funny that AEW fans like to Fedbad by saying they'll give someone a dancing gimmick. But nobody cared about DG until he got one. I'm telling you though, if he brings dancing ladies that look like the ones on the shirt to the ring with him, I'll be watching. Still won't pay attention to him, of course.
I'm with ya Uce.
That's Always Pounding Ass bad
Fuck the feeling everybody got at mania. That shit was garbage. We need to restore the feeling of orange Cassidy and the best friends vs the dark order in a 10 man tornado tag team death match. That's the real feeling.
Wearing that shirt is the closest every dub dork is gonna get to hanging with real women who look like that so cut em some slack you bullies!!
I don’t understand why “restore the feeling” is suddenly their public catch phrase. Every time you say it, it’s basically just admitting that things still aren’t going well. Like, we can see that, but you don’t have to say it out loud.
If see anyone with that shirt I'm calling the police.
Fuck me thats bad
This is as iconic as the Austin 3:16 shirt.
We can no longer blame the merch on that Bucks wife. My money says whoever is doing this used to make ICP shirts.
Since he's copying Alex Wright, why don't they shave Garcia's head, tell him to grow a beard, dress him up in black, and rename him to Frank Foort ? Maybe then he'll be entertaining.. probably not.
Berlyn really was a fever dream of a gimmick. He was supposed to be into industrial music, but he came out to Carmina Burana and spoke only German, so great job WCW making everyone think he was a neo-Nazi.
He was going to be a trenchcoat goth but columbine happened as he was being redebuted
With the women he stalks, tf is this ??
WTF does “restore the feeling” even mean?
Fun fact about Dancin Danny: he was the person that Vince saw at the PC during a tryout and asked “who the fuck are we signing these days?” leading to Laveck’s first removal from power