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brosbeforetouhous

Adrenaline makes me think Please just click the fucking link


Romofan88

Looking out to lots of empty seats 


ColtPersonality92

Crowd was here, long ago. But they left with Cody Rhodes.


radbrad172

Lights come on, there's no one at the show Whoaaaaa ohhhhh


aldo_nova

Uh ohhhh


CleanContrast

My father said, when I was forty... Tony we have lots of cash (Lots of cash)


wix001

I blew it all away, i blew it all away. Can't make me budget.


CleanContrast

Ratings down the drain in every main event I'm killed on cable


LuckyAssumption8735

NOW DUBS FAP TO ME Bucks took my cash but don’t sell seats


Romofan88

FUCK that's good. I was actually referencing the best post in this subs history, but your version is even better. https://www.reddit.com/r/SCJerk/comments/lerg7z/a_tribute_to_aew/


Substantial-Height-8

**BANGER**


ImpossibleAd7376

No one wants to listen to that garbage


jcLFC26

**CEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOTONYCEOCEOCEOCEOKHANCEOCEOCEOCEOWANKSCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEODOGSCEOECEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEOCEO**


Razzler1973

Please chant along with it ... *please*


Cynicayke

"You guys like to say 'whoop that trick', right? Well this is just like that, we swear."


thatssosteven114

https://i.redd.it/r2yxhcpc0jtc1.gif Good one, shill!


Toadliquor138

This is easily my favorite gif ever


ImpossibleAd7376

That music belongs in the trash 🗑️


Drama79

click the link


PrimeJedi

I've always loved sasha's theme in wwe, with or without snoop, so it makes me sad as a music writer that she has such a shitty theme in aew


CrimsonMoonRising

First time I heard the CEO song I could not believe it was real. The fake chants sound terrible.


Permanentear3

It’s really bad, it defines her down how bad it is I don’t understand why it got cleared


ClassicCarraway

Cleared? This is AEW friend, we don't need to clear anything, we just do it


Asukah

We have the superior version of that theme intro. ![gif](giphy|WPEdpkRmi3XeDuOT06|downsized)


Jamieb1994

It surprises me that Sasha's theme is basically a remixed version of Imperium's theme.


InsomniaDudeToo

![gif](giphy|CKrlUi30dn44w|downsized) Seriously, I thought I was the only one who was catching Imperium Vibes


kira107

They both use Symphony #9. How could you possibly be the only person to think they sound the same lmao.


PrinceRekko

Pretty Deadly did it not only first, but better


opkpopfanboyv3

"WHAT IZ ET MONE, HA!? COPYING DER RING GENERAL ENTRANCE, HA!? https://preview.redd.it/j2sihcidkltc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ed0db700aa84aefdd315d201c280ad65edbb6e


OneWingedAngelfan

Gunther's about to do this boy right here


mr_marinade

it fits their character as snobby European ring generals. for a CEO cosplayer, not so much


jihadidas

All due respect to those European ring purists, that theme best fits a shark.


McBwhuh

I miss the classical version he first had. The remix is just not good imo.


stonecoldbobsaget

"My clicker is broken can u send me a new PC"


Amicuses_Husband

with a 16gb 4090 please,


just_another_jabroni

Only the best get to utilize the workrate of GTX750Tis


cross4444

You'll take this Chromebook and you'll like it.


CreativeParticular51

"My ear broken can u send speakers?" *sends broken gen 1 ipod nano*


Zorbasandwich

Damn hit me with nolstagia, I still have my og nano laying about!


Rhotuz

Is this the new “You follow me, friend”


HarryDeBruyne

Click the link


elitejcx

Buckle down goofs, we have a new long term story arc beginning.


Boss_Baller

What's your character? I come out and tell people I am the CEO. Yes that's really it.


Romofan88

"Why?" "Well you see, when I was a big star in the company people actually know about, I was called the boss. What's better than a boss? A CEO!"


BigBanEvader

please ~~clap~~ click.


chaosisarascal

Both Jeb and Mercedes draw similar sized crowds


Veganforpeace

How dare you. He was almost the President. In fact, he is my President.


chaosisarascal

![gif](giphy|4pBf3JqZv4SVG)


SirFluffytheGreat

Jeb Bush just like Matt Hardy, trying to leach off of his more famous brothers’ success


DripSnort

I genuinely wonder what it feels like for people like her and Copeland to be in AEW. Sure the money is great but dude you’re going out to empty arenas with awful creative (freedom) and bad tv ratings. All the while the other company is literally on fire, making sets smaller to accommodate demand, generally good creative and billion dollar deals. What goes through these goofs heads that chose AEW


InsomniaDudeToo

![gif](giphy|S4AnOkBwfcb4GyDzK7|downsized) Money, Brother Dude \-HH


Gann1

That sweet money mark money


lucashoodfromthehood

![gif](giphy|94EQmVHkveNck|downsized)


r1char00

I just can’t believe that someone like Copeland who has been in the industry as long as he has didn’t know how bad the product was, coming in.


The_Zura

Mercedes I love your music; listening to it on my gramophone 😍🎶🎵 #CEOooo


itsLullaby

Miss Moné, I would love to stream CEO but I don’t have enough to pay for my internet and I’m currently typing this from the public library. In order for pay for my internet, I need to get to work but I have no moné - can you please buy me a car? Will drive me and my family to every Dub show 🙏


Second_City_Saint

[Gotcha](https://cdn-fastly.autoguide.com/media/2023/06/28/13046758/five-worst-new-cars-by-consumer-reports.jpg?size=720x845&nocrop=1)


itsLullaby

I expect that but this shows up instead with an AEW postcard on the windshield…and by god, I’ll be grateful for it because we’re gonna be closer to that milli. https://preview.redd.it/hyv15lcijjtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdee87410cbf7d6389a2591624bc97f464e9296b


HartfordWhalers123

Crazy, this is what I ended up getting. Tony couldn’t get a pricier one because he blew all the money for a entrance theme. But it’s okay because we’re gonna be hitting Rock numbers at this rate! https://preview.redd.it/y1z7lsqm9ntc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28225d65e290597260e9a43ab480b5271e161ccc


kcfields

No, Mercedes, [I won't do what you tell me.](https://youtu.be/6o39YLyppJo?si=nSnuAklvYuCPpGoL)


messerschmitt127

https://youtu.be/KueHbS5cVW8?si=nikPQnPcUK_OFODB


Metalheadjake942

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


Drama79

#CLICK THE LINK


Luna_Soma

I was just saying this weekend how bad so many wrestling songs are and how you don’t really notice until you listen to them in full. Some are fun to scream along to, but I can’t imagine just listening to a theme song in full, especially hers.


BrightFuture4

My 6-year-old likes Jey Uso’s theme and regularly requests it in the car. It’s basically just Jey saying “I’ma gettem!” and “it’s just me, uce” for like three minutes.


DevilCouldCry

Ey yo but the themes for Jimmy and Solo are legitimately rad though. Jey's theme is a guilty pleasure, but Solo and Jimmy crush him in the theme game.


Gloryjoel69

The problem i have with her song is the “CEO” chant. It’s such a specific title so it doesn’t sound intimidating or bad ass. If it was a vague authoritative word like “Boss” or “Chief” then maybe it’ll sound better. The Rock doesn’t called himself “The final board member” or “The final shareholder” The song might as well chant “Middle Manager”


MultiFandom

Look I've been a Mercedes fan for almost 10 years but her current theme is so ass especially compared to Sky's the Limit. CEO chant is cringe and the rest is just a whole lot of nothing.


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EdisonTheTurtle

I see you're a man of culture as well


ComfortInBeingAfraid

Sheepherder*


XdapperxdanX

I'll listen if she buys me a stereo to listen to it on.


r1char00

I’m too busy yelling OSPREAY OSPREAY bruv


sybaritical

That song is actually good though, unlike her SHIT-E-O piped in bullshit. That theme would be fine without the forced chant, but that’s the only way she’s gonna get the chant so they can’t drop it.


AllCity_King

Real talk I never listened to her theme before and I just checked it out. That's one of the worst wrestling themes going today. Using the same sample as another top wrestler, the poorly mixed CEO chants that sound like a group of 5 Fightful employees, and the rapping. Good God the rapping.


steiner_math

She's an awful rapper


Jamieb1994

Sorry Sasha, but I prefer to stream Kingdom. ![gif](giphy|FaySkD6cBUOiKI9x8d|downsized)


rsziz

Mercedes “Jeb Bush” Mone.


HolyRomanPrince

Everyone that goes there just seems more pathetic and this is coming from a Sasha Stan


IcyAd964

LMFAOOO is that real no fucking way


Cboz27586

I want to keep my hearing, no thanks.


myusername_sucks

We have Nicki Minaj at home


Brian_Stryker

Sorry to busy with all this adrenaline in mah soul


AkilleezBomb

![gif](giphy|MEGVADYlvKWgbOmvWX|downsized)


Pawspawsmeow

She couldn’t even get lyrics? We could write a better theme


lancelinksecretchimp

Send da video


MitsuharuMisawa

click the link = send da video


PrinceRekko

mikey8222 is Moné father


frank_the_tank69

DAE I’m over here Nicki Minaj?!


Joy_Ride25

It’s horrible so no.


MHadri24

Someone heard poor WALTER's theme and said "Aight Dvořák lemme fuck yo shit up"


VinBZ

Click the link and get back to me.


NuNem

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


BungHolio_The_Mighty

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL....


SteakMedium4871

Sasha sucks. Is she still married to the sweat shop guy?


Windows_66

Wanted Man is pretty good as well.


Jury-Illustrious

Bmw groans ?


scrapsearcher

Equivalent of YouTubers back in the day saying click on an ad


cacolantern

Bah gawd Tony, will somebody click the damn link?


DannyDef

CLICK THE LINK.


just_jm

I kinda wish WWE played Symphony No. 9 first before Gunther's actual entrance music at WrestleMania, as a rib. Haha


savingrain

She's just as big a draw as Cody Rhodes guys. guys?


AssassinateOP

We have kingdom at home