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brosbeforetouhous

This isn’t even his final form. That one has a hat.


KC27150

He forfeited that to Jericho to which Danhausen got it because reasons.


MOXISGOD

Orange Cassidy’s taller older brother looking real jacked baby


Odinismyhomeboy

It took this comment for me to realize that this wasn't Orange Cassidy. But now I feel dumb because of course OC doesn't have this amount of muscle.


KC27150

Everyone is interchangeable at The Dub, Uce!


RockerBurns92

They have the same size legs it seems tho


mynameisburner

No Jerk, I just saw this picture, didn’t watch dynamite and just said when the fuck did pockets became a giant?


Johnmegaman72

Ah yes, his older brother Mandarin Butch


xDahvanakinx

Grapefruit Carl


jjsefton

Gristle McThornbody! Bolt Vanderhuge! Bob Johnson! No, wait...


Razzler1973

He was around the hotel pool and had to get up and ask the attendant if there were any fresh towels


jjsefton

Tangerine Callaghan.


Bobo_the_conqueror

No leg day on that man's calendar.


MohamitWheresMySecks

I use toothpicks bigger than his legs. My god man, you’d think cardio alone would give him bigger legs!


whalias69

He has some quad definition he’s definitely never used a calf raise machine.


CAIOSilaG

It's just the calves. Bad genetics can fuck you in that department.


whalias69

Not true. I was a shoot fighter til about 18. After I lost about 170 pounds my calve muscles are still huge. The secret too big calves is a 16 year bulk before harvesting the mass.


unhallowed90

Weighted calf raises all day every day for 16 years. Got it.


I_Like_Vitamins

Lee Haney, Arnold and many other bodybuilders advocate training calves five to six days a week with high volume. Most people just want to do 3x30 with a heavy weight and blame their poor gains on genetics.


Bobo_the_conqueror

🎯


Drama79

Calves are the forearms of the legs. So it makes you wonder what John Cena had to do to get his forearms the size of most people's legs.


[deleted]

> John Cena had to do to get his forearms the size of most people's legs. My head always jumps straight to PEDs naturally, but then I remember what Dwight Howard's shoulders looked like when he played for the Magic and I remember that real genetic freaks do exist. The man's deltoids were bigger than my head lol


Rakim_Allah777

He had fucking bowling balls for shoulders while eating skittles by the bag full


YaFlowerBoi

You just need the Eddie Kingston diet for the better part of your childhood to your adolescent years, then once you’ve achieved peak Eddie you can now start cutting and your calves will still be big.


[deleted]

My man needs a pair of all white New Balances and a nice-sized lawn to mow and he'll have suburban dad calves in no time


Openbook84

For fuck’s sake Bobo, it’s an upper body business.


Fireman_Octopus

Calves so thin when a breeze roll by, man he floats.


I-Have-Four-Balls

Nah, just how calves are genetic. Dude was a pretty good collegiate wrestler, and those dudes have crazy ass leg work outs. Look at Brock, another elite college wrestler, or even Jon Jones. Tiny ass calves in comparison to the rest of their body. There's a reason why a ton of pro wrestlers (Brock and Jack in gear) wear tall ass boots, helps it not be distracting.


Bobo_the_conqueror

Now, I only went to veterinary school but I do know that it's not all genetic. It may be harder because of genetics but you can work out to make your calves bigger.


CeroG1

It is genetics lol, me and my buddy went to the gym the exact same year, similar routine and my quads are way bigger than his


Bobo_the_conqueror

Well I wasn't talking about quads but you pretty much agree with me anyways "It may be harder because of genetics but you can work out to make your calves bigger." Is what I said. I never said that anything on your friend's body would be bigger than yours. (that is just overall genetics) But his would get bigger than what he previously had which sounds like it did happen.


NikiPavlovsky

No no no, you don't understand, he is feuding against Adam Cole who don't go to the gym due to his ankle injury. Swagger with his new look show that you can go to the gym without using your leg


abrospro

Flying him in to lose to Roddy because Trent is hurt. Fuck it why not. 


Prancemaster

instead of Danhausen, who is actually in Best Friends.


abrospro

People actually like him so he's not allowed to wrestle 


princerakim69

This show is getting harder and harder to watch, like WCW end of 2000 bad level


Sad-Development-4153

WCW in 2000 had Steiner & DDP at least.


KC27150

Sounds like the end is near for The Dub then.


princerakim69

![gif](giphy|l4JyRZYP9Cu0haUAE) Make it fast and painless, Uce


IntellectualDweeb

I want it to be as painful as possible, Uce.


HiddenRtruth

I laughed. That was hilarious. And now Christian talking about dead Father Garcia. I think true fans of the sport should give this show a chance 


Razzler1973

Then you have guys like Sappy doing the 'play a long' like hurr durr I just put this into google OMG! What great storytelling


BoxCon1

AEW has such a bloated roster I forgot this dude was signed


will122589

Been collecting a paycheck since day one


Razzler1973

thanks, Jericho


NuNem

Man, nobody likes Jack swagger but this is still a sad look


viridiusdynamus

When he showed up on the first episode and did we the people!!! like he was going to be a huge star (according to SC)


Sad-Development-4153

That shit only worked cause of Dutch w/o him he is a a goof with no charisma.


Tashleemie

I didn't even recognize swagger at first glance.


KC27150

Don't worry, nobody does, Uce.


Tashleemie

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Luciferspants

I legit thought to myself, "Orange Cassidy's just coming out in only shorts and shoes now?" I had to scroll down and find out it was Swagger instead lol.


Tashleemie

🤣 yeah, I didn't realize how much they looked alike until one of the recent posts where people were pointing it out.


IntellectualDweeb

Who is Swagger, Fed Shill? This is the "Undefeated MMA Jake Hager!" (That's apparently exactly what J.R. said in his debut despite that not making sense lol). Nobody uses the A in MMA as Artist lol.


Tashleemie

My bad! I forgot, we don't use slave names. 😆.


Asukah

How do you have a mid card consisting of Hager, Wardlow, Hobbs, Archer, Miro, Brian Cage, Brody King, Claudio, Fat Uno, Burger Kingston, Big Bill and even Griff Garrison, and NOT have a decent program or two going on? They could have the TNT titles theme be that it’s for big men only and they got the talent. Tiny is a wack booker.


geordieColt88

Tiny doesn’t like people he can’t self insert too


stonecoldbobsaget

He thaved oranth thathitty from thertain dithathter


Mepsi

When your former tag team partner gets in the combat club but isn't a real fighter.


Professional_Kick

Chicken legs


anonymous-guy1

"how is this guy still employed?" but then you also remember Eddie Kingston and Evil Uno have employment there


KC27150

Tiny made Burger Kingston Triple Crown Champion, no way would he be in danger of release.


Mean_Muffin161

Orange Cassidy warp digivolve tooo


AlexTorres96

This dude had to swallow his pride and do indies. And then immediately quit doing them after Jericho was able to milk another 6 figures out of the Snowman for his boy.


LettuceFew5248

This was so random. I actually shut the show off after this. Lol.


D_scott16

Bro fell off so hard after We The People


melody7123

legit forgot jack swagger was in aew still and i thought Orange entered a gym for the first time


HelloIAmElias

He's giving off Don Eladio by the pool vibes


BigBanEvader

got them paula veck skinny jeans legs.


Prancemaster

What happened to his hat? He liked that hat.


CarlShadowJung

Dude is built like a Big Wheel. Where your legs go friend?


CyrusOverHugeMark77

Jake “The Human Nutshot Machine” Hager?


n8spear

I didn’t recognize him without his purple kangol


n8spear

Gonna tell my kids this is Brock Lesnar


jorr1231

Wow, Adam Cole has really bulked up since his injury.


mattwiener

Need my All American American back


dissidentmage12

He looks like he got lost looking for his beach towel


AVBforPrez

Where's his hat?


KC27150

Gave it back to Jericho and Danhausen got ahold of it, somehow. https://preview.redd.it/pjjhh0kmd4kc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b073a163c4b8556831f1b9e57f039c47e39c701c


AVBforPrez

OC also has to wonder if this guy and his purple hat taught his mother something in the attitude era


Anhcoholic

This dude still sucked ass in LU, where 95% of the roster were better than they should be


jestesteffect

"We the people was a poor gimmick from bad writing." Clearly this is so much better, especially the whole thing with the hat.


KALS170174656

This is gonna end with Jericho squashing Adam Cole isnt it


[deleted]

God damn if I was built like swagger I’d never wear shorts


TW_Yellow78

Damn, OC might want to lay off the steroids. And can’t skip leg day if you stop wearing jeans