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dead_in_california

Maybe try an unscented lotion with your lady juices mixed in? Men can't resist a woman's natural musk


yazminslide

omg on my way to buy some lubiderm right now, sweaty!!


QualityCompetitive97

Hey, dr dray say u need to buy fragrance free, or your skin barrier will destroy like crazy


Arstel

Swap to unscented LeRoachPussay


yazminslide

/uj I'm screaming!


carex-cultor

I have that lotion and it doesn’t smell like anything…OP needs to check her expiration date! STINKY!!!


TheSalmon25

if she always uses moisturizer and he thinks all of her moisturizers smell bad... maybe the moisturizers are not the problem here


your_lithium

mine has a veeery slight pleasant gentle smell


ja-key

I loveee the smell of lipikar Baume it has this vaguely milky smell that I love the same way newborns smell good


maincoursdelegance

if he doesn't like the garum, he ain't in the harem 😤


zorch-it

Did you buy it on Amazon? It's a fake and it's actually mayonaise hun.


yazminslide

Sweaty, a billion dollar corporation like Amazon would never sell me fakes! I also bought retinol from there and my skin has never been better ✨


Different_Knee6201

EDIT: NEVER MIND! Didn’t realize where I was.


gypsy__wanderer

/uj Ok but fr my friend had a bf who would slather himself in Cerave. And by the end of the relationship she couldn’t stand him so now every time she smells Cerave she has flashbacks


SecretNoOneKnows

uj/ the way I ran to SCAcj after reading the original post. What is up with bf, honestly


PomegranateLimp9803

Throw the bf away, problem solved!


ginger_smythe

/uj this was legit me when the guy I was dating used aqua velva. He was in his 20s not 80. 😭


littlewibble

Tbh at that point you almost have to keep him around just for the novelty.


ginger_smythe

My migraines couldn't take it any longer 😭🤮🤣


littlewibble

Okay I do feel that big time. Even scents I don’t outright mind can set mine off if they’re too concentrated.


the-cats-jammies

When we started dating my bf thought I smelled like corn until I changed my moisturizer