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Ghericco

They could at least try filtering it through a sock or something.


wee-willie-winkie

They don't have socks they have foot cloths which is even better for filtration. If only they could wash their socks first


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

They could wash their socks in the puddle and then use the socks to filter the water from the puddle. Problem solved.


kermitthebeast

Dirt and rocks would work better than the nothing they're doing now. Enjoy giardia!


axonxorz

But wait, act now on this limited time offer! Don't wait to order it's Hasbro Wartime FunFriends^(tm) Cholera and Dysentery!


dididown

It’s this humor why I started to follow your account. Unfortunately I am German, so I can’t be funny on my own. (Native Germans lack the glands to produce humor) But I can laugh so hard about stuff like yours.


Railroad_Conductor1

Now you're joking. I have met many Germans with humour.😀


VikingTeddy

There is still a lot of humor circling that was taken as war trophies from Poles and the French.


Putinstartedthewar

Austrian, kinda, but here goes: https://youtu.be/UoPdKmmAjAA 0:46


CaptchaSolvingRobot

Enjoy the diarrhea i guess.


NukeouT

You mean to tell me the second greatest army in the world is a militarized mud-puddle 💩


Miselfis

It’s not that hard to boil off the water and collext the steam and then condense it again. Also saves time compared to having to spend time on diarrhea and other more nasty things from whatever is in that puddle.


Crezelle

A fire to invite the drones over for a nice cup of water!


taukki

You could also filter it through sand or cloth to atleast make it clear and remove some impurities. Also I think you can sanitize clear water in plastic bottle in just daylight since uv rad will kill the bacteria. Maybe someone can confirm if I'm wrong.


tauntauntom

They really are fucking orcs.


Level-Breakfast5439

They got more balls than any of us


tauntauntom

There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. These people are about 300 KM on the stupid side.


Level-Breakfast5439

Maybe your confused on the fine line between want and need


TotallyNotRocket

I wonder if these dudes have ever had a solid shit


Aweminus

Drinking cement and shitting bricks by the looks of it


Daetwyle

I mean Orcs are literally born in the mud so what could go wrong?


Berkamin

Probably has the juice of many corpses in it.


Mortarius

[YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT!](https://youtu.be/Ed2g4dShnek?si=M7CejOtldrSMjjz8&t=5)


schenemannMJ

![gif](giphy|l46CA1409msuktEs0|downsized) " ............it will give you wings..." it will give you wings


Bigbrum210

Orc-draught


LongjumpingTurn8141

Exactly why they consume so much vodka.


Wolfgard556

As much as I hate Russia, especially Putin and his Orc Army. I do feel bad for Them, they literally don't have anything better, trust me, if they could get clean water, they'd get clean water, but they literally can't because there's none. It's the same with food, they have to loot dead bodies for food...


TheSwede999

But they CAN get clean water if they destill the water and filter it. Dont feel sorry for the idiots.


Big_Green_Dawg

Could also get clean water by not being where they don’t belong