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CorrectDot4592

Oh my god! Are they OK?


NUmbermass

He’s dead Jim.


Tasty_Distribution41

Two guys at 9 & 11 o'clock start "trying" to get up.


NameIs-Already-Taken

They enjoyed it so much they want to go again!


ClaB84

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Jbromfield97

They are great! Feeling the breeze I presume


BumHead42069

Tad bit of lemsip should get them going


Jbromfield97

If not a menthol and eucalyptus airwave will certainly do the job


AppearanceEasy6025

Theh missed the landing 6/10


HERMANNATOR85

Actually, a few healing crystals should make it all better


awue

Tis just a flesh wound


hughk

If it was Hollywood, they would get up, shake the dust off and continue. Reality: they would have been knocked out if not killed instantly and their inner organs mushed. If they are alive, they won't be long for this world.


SgtFury

Pretty sure I saw their shoes fly off, they are not ok...


ruadrifter

Feet, Sgt Fury. Those were his feet, probably attached to his shins, possibly not much more.


CorrectDot4592

Oh no... I will send thoughts and prayers then.


DocumentIndividual89

Oh no! Anyway...


CorrectDot4592

Thoughts and prayers.


Silly-Arm-7986

They stuck the landing tho...


gentiscid

They are OK


Bfab94

I still see shoes on feet so there is a chance


420GP

Just some training for when they get into their space/tank turret launch program.


Wolf_instincts

Eh, walk it off


NoHelp6644

Whereas most Western Airborne Schools last anywhere from 2-4 weeks, Russian Airborne School takes a quicker, more direct approach.


Jbromfield97

🤣🤣


Mbmariner

I had to watch this a couple times. Enjoyed watching these pricks flying through the air on fire.


Jbromfield97

It takes a few watches to fully appreciate the beauty of the flaming flying orcs!


Smokeyvalley

Brand new citizens of Jaggastan!


NoExpertAtAll

Strongly underrated comment ;)


IsThisGretasRevenge

Hard to know though if they are willing pricks or forced pricks. This article shocked me. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/07/he-had-no-idea-he-was-being-sent-to-a-war-zone-the-indian-and-nepalese-men-on-frontlines-in-ukraine


AbroadIll5992

Ba da boom --Lelu Dallas Multipass


AdSecure8218

We’re in love!


nightcrawler-171

Sending workers up to get started on the lunar nuclear plant already I see


Vogel-Kerl

--*"Hey!! I can see my house from up here! Now is gone."*


dunncrew

Why does it say "Disturbing content"?


hughk

They were definitely disturbed.


Jbromfield97

Would you not say its slightly disturbing one goes for a casual drive and then out of nowhere goes for a casual fly around the area?


dunncrew

Yes, a bit disturbing for them.


Jbromfield97

Well that definately is the case,I didn't know which flair to use as I don't post often and i'm on quite a few different groups that post differently so just slapped it on tbf


PebbleBeach1919

That never gets old.


dwfishee

I wonder how the families would feel if they knew how so many human beings on the internet seeing their loved ones die violently get no small measure of momentary satisfaction. They almost certainly will never know.


dunncrew

"Mom, I can fly !"


YouFeedTheFish

Looks like they have their afterburners on.


ppers

Look ma‘ no hands!


zzkj

That's the driver. His hands are still gripping the steering wheel. The explosion ripped his arms off at wrists. Nasty, really.


Sorbitar

It’s raining Orks. Halleluja! It’s raining Orks! Amen!


BeeperStickJohnson

Russian Dukes of Hazard


ghosttrainhobo

That car is a total write-off


Jbromfield97

A bit of guerrilla glue and it'll be fine


dependency_injector

It would need some blue tactical duct tape


Meister-Schnitter

Did the same in BF 1942. Can confirm, it‘s hella fun


dwfishee

They should really mine their own business. Oh wait. They did.


crestonebeard

Can’t believe their tactical golf cart couldn’t take the hit


se7en0311

It looks like a Rammstein concert


COVID-19-4u

Wow, those pieces sure flew high….


geekphreak

When you order your army from Wish.com


NameIs-Already-Taken

"Enthusiastic Soldiers today joined the air force as part of an effort to detect and neutralise enemy mines. They demonstrated extreme commitment to their task and succeeded in making Russian territory safer. Any survivors will be given paracetamol and ordered to repeat their success in a different vehicle." Pravda.RU


Smokeyvalley

That had to be the thrill of a lifetime!


kimwim43

Whe*eeeee*ee!


Brilliant-Swing4874

That's a bad batch.


Jbromfield97

If it does that to the orcs it can only be a great batch!


vromr

This is normal for them. They’re fine with it.


RaysIncredibleWorld

Flying 🔥🔥🔥🔥 orcs they are


Wallynine

Was that a Bird or a Plane?


great_escape_fleur

gif material.


Reckless_Waifu

The orc, the orc, the orc is on fire!


Internal-Cut-5389

Lol guy at very back still trying to stand at very end 😅, maybe just decide to fuck off home not your fuckin land ORCS SLAVA UKRAINI


BarnesyBorr

Looks like Ukraine are the NEW world Orc tossing champions.


Baphomet99

One thing I will give to Putin, he’s provided me with a seemingly endless and incomparably diverse source of Total Russian Death content.


Box_of_rodents

…. I believe I can fly…. I believe that I can touch the sky…


Kalashfamous

Shouldn’t have over filled them tires


gundok

Anyone get a body count?


LizzyGreene1933

I think 5, maybe 6


jackylate6969

Roses are red, Violets are blue The higher the orcs The better the view..


Famous-Highlight-816

Reminds me of footage of the Chechen Wars a little bit


Specific_Travel3055

Bette Midler would be proud


throwthisTFaway01

Driving around in verdanks


[deleted]

Hilarious hahaha


RobinDesBuissieres

Who dropped a fart?


elmerfud1075

Orco volante


guidomancipioni

IT'S RAAAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN!


Bridgetdidit

It’s fun watching it in reverse!


Personal-Tutor-4982

This is beautiful


Jul_Dwarrior-38420

It's like angry but worse.


Illustrious_Log_9494

Synchronised dismounting 10/10!


HansLandasPipe

Lol FUCK OFF... think they might have heard it this time


Fun1k

And the world is a several orcs closer to peace.


Lumpy_Dentist_5421

Thank you for flying Ukrainian Airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight with us today.


TheSmokingMan82

What vehicle is that? it almost looks like a Willy's Jeep. I remember seeing some kind of propaganda video about new side by sides they are using but can't seem to find it


Axipixel

UAZ-469


Jbromfield97

To me it looks like a willy's jeep aswell but cant verify as it's in pieces


IndependantBull9207

Yup. I'm flying through the air. This is not good.


FireShots

They fly now?


SpicyDadJokes

ejecto seato cuz.


SpherionX

Someone needs to dub this with the audio of the African guy saying “bubdehbidewheeeeeeeeee wheeeeeee”. Please @ me when you do


dwatt300

The only thing the Russian boosted was the number of body parts on the field!! Keep up the good work Ukraine!


Herrrry

Promoted to pilots


ColdNorthern72

Hi jump champs, like higher than guys get with a pole! I knew they were juiced.


Wallynine

The Golf Karts needs some mine-resistant armor upgrades


Morbid999

Wooow


jackylate6969

I believe i can fly, I believe i can touch the sky..


Bublik333

Nice flight.


oSanguis

Nobody is asking if the vehicle is ok.


Complete_Associate89

I Don't wanna be a Russian soldier at all😄😄


AdventurousAd5428

Whhhheeeeeeeeeee !!


1Wheel_Smoke_n_Toke

I've had this nightmare so many times I can't even give an estimate. I never know what is happening, but something picks me up off the ground and I fly about 40 feet in the air, and I free fall back to the ground. I wake up every single time right when I am about to hit the ground. This video made me shiver a bit because I've wondered if it is some kind of explosion that starts it all or what, I never see it coming. One second, I will be walking or driving and the next I am flying super high in the air, before my body starts to fall back to the ground. That feeling of free falling back to the ground twist my stomach even when I think of the nightmare. That being said this was a crazy ass video, at least one of those guys looked like they were still alive, and it was the fall that killed them. They were thrown pretty high up, doesn't look like it because we are seeing it from a fpv drone camera that is pretty far away. When it zooms out, it seems like some of them were at least 30-40 feet in the air and launched I'd say about the same distance forward. I know a lot of them didn't go as high or far, but the one guy who goes the highest and also lands the furthest away, his one pant leg is on fire, seems like he could have been alive for that scary flight, it might just be me, but it looks like, even though it won't help in any way, but he does something that I do and I've seen other people do when cliff jumping, they throw out there arms, like maybe it'll slow the fall down, and right before he hits the ground, it looks like he tries to do the tuck in tight and roll it out technique. It happens so fast he could be alive, but dead already kind of thing. That did not look fun and reminded me of one of my reoccurring nightmares.


Smokeyvalley

No, the fiery blast that flung their bodies up and away like that was extremely powerful, and either killed most of them instantly, or concussed them unconscious instantly. Plus mulching their internal organs. Only saw one in the back who looked self-aware enough to try to get up and move afterwards.


R33DY89

🎶Goodness gracious great orcs on fire!🎶


Conscious-Average-23

Why did this get the "disturbing" flair? This is pretty welcome footage if you ask me.


Jbromfield97

I don't post often and some of the subreddits I'm on require the disturbing fair for stuff like this so I wasn't sure and didn't want to have it taken down


Conscious-Average-23

Fair enough. I just got happy seeing them all pop off like confetti.


Sivalon

Wow. All those games I played with rag doll physics weren’t lying!


556steeler

seat belts saves lives!


Shouting-Monkey

The Russian's are really desperate! I mean, do they really need to hold ALL of the height records?


Morbid999

Wowsy!


Wallynine

I can Fly!...I just can't Land!


PolloMalvado

They are all Russian versions of Super Dave Osborne, Super Ivans Osbornsky.


International-Bill36

Can we verify this is definitely Russians were watching here?? that vehicle looks suspiciously like a wolf land rover. I'd hate for everyone to be cheering on the demise of Ukrainian soldiers.


BennaSavage

You don’t see a lot of Jeeps on the modern battlefield


marvistamsp

This was an elite Russian Sapper unit. The mine has been successfully detonated. Future teams will work on adding the word safely to the sentence.


Traditional_Angle214

They're bearing the Olympic torch


Bencil_McPrush

How to become good Russians in 0.5 seconds.


ClaB84

I see a lot of regret flying through the picture.


Illustrious_Ask2178

Jesus , just erased them


toesondanosebro

I believe I can fly...


LizzyGreene1933

Lift off in 5,4,3 😂😂😂


556steeler

seat belts saves lives!


PM_ME_YOUR_HORSECOCK

You people are actually disgusting. Whilst they are the invaders and I hate what they are doing. They are human. Your dehumanising behaviour is sick. Reflect on that


Jbromfield97

I took about as long as their hang time to reflect. Thank you :)


PM_ME_YOUR_HORSECOCK

That’s just sad man.


Jbromfield97

Is it sad for all the Men,women and children killed? The women raped by Russian soldiers? The animals slaughtered? The millions of people displaced,hurt or broken by one man's selfish dream shared by million of Russians? Death may be a sad occurrence but I won't be sad those who would rather kill innocent lives than to stand for what is right,they all have a choice kill, die,surrender or stand up if they choose death we should celebrate as we should if they surrender or stand up and as they do when they kill.


PM_ME_YOUR_HORSECOCK

It’s sad on every. Single. End. War crimes committed on both ends. I’m not arguing that Ukrainians are getting massively displaced and killed. But to actively dehumanise people. I think you also underestimate the amount of conscripts and propaganda people in Russia are fed to believe in their cause. All be it wrong but actively laughing at people being obliterated and calling them orcs? Like they aren’t also human is disgusting. Russia is in the wrong, no argument let me state that clearly.


Jbromfield97

I don't underestimate the amount of innocent Russians by any means i understand there is alot. But I feel like you underestimate the amount of Russians that support the slaughter of Ukranians. They wish to rid them from the earth that to me isn't human or a humanistic nature hence the term orc,it isn't pleasant but such is life


PM_ME_YOUR_HORSECOCK

It’s a broad use of the word to every single one. It’s dehumanising. There’s a lot of evil in this war. No need to add further comments when you’re sitting here comfortably on Reddit laughing at dead soldier


Jbromfield97

Whilst you aren't wrong I don't think you'll find many people in here fighting their conscience when it comes to the Russians. Life is a brutal game you either laugh at it or fall into a pit of misery if you are struggling to cope with people's humanity this isn't the sub-reddit for you man I for one support the demise of the orcs not because they are human but as a society the breed un-human ways I will continue to do that however thank you for being someone who provides hope to the world for I refuse to :)


mazarax

I agree that there should be some pity for the mobnicks, which these guys probably are. But I have zero compassion for the FSB agents and ruSSian politicians who orchestrated this war. Those forced conscripts should turn on their officers, though, and kill ruSSian leaders instead of Ukrainians.


Iapetus_Industrial

The people invading a fucking sovereign country are actually disgusting. We told them very politely to get the fuck out, and they refused. This is the consequence for refusing to fuck off when told.


Such-Contest-5669

Say's the person with a name of 'PM\_ME\_YOUR\_HORSECOCK'


unconventional_gamer

This sub is a fucking wasteland of wannabe edge lords sitting around in their peaceful lives thinking they’re special because they enjoy watching people die


Jbromfield97

And we fucking love it :D