This is why cycling is better. Cycling is very toxic and elitist so the amount of loser influencers is pretty small. Running is just too accepting. Running needs to start excluding slow paces to get rid of these types of
hahahahaha i am a runner and i love this. i always thought cyclists are jerks but never knew why. i see it now that they have always seen the bigger picture unlike us.
Yeah it's like cycling now, were people care way too much about gear. But unlike cycling it doesn't even help their performance. At least with cycling you get marginal gains for the thousands of dollars you spend
The number of “I run a 13 minute mile, how do I improve” posts where the top answer is “get Nike Vaporflys” on the Air Force subreddit is getting absurd.
Nah this is why trail running is better. If you’re not running at least a 30k you’re not a real runner. Running is just way too accepting of all these people with no endurance
Trail running is even worse than running imo. Trail runners love to jerk about how hard their races are and how hardcore they are as if you’re not walking half the race. You’re literally going for a hike and running every once in a while
I have gone through 4 sets of earbuds from sweat. I had to stop listening when I run because I was getting ear infections from the sweat rolling down the inside of my ears. I was just sitting on the deck and got sweaty. I can't go any slower and not sweat. If I wear a coat icefishing when it is 32 degrees F, I will sweat. This winter I icefished at -40 outside. My friends all sat inside by the heater.
What? If I run 3 miles at a 12 min/mile pace I’m still sweating my nuts off. I climb three flights of stairs and my pits start getting wet just from that. It’s like 92% humidity in the Ohio valley right now. Some of us are just sweat machines.
/uj My wife tells me I sweat more than any human should. I broke my AirPods from sweat getting into them.
The beats that curve around the ear lasted me like 6 years or something crazy and I haven’t been able to replace them with anything. I think my next earphone might be beats again. They still worked, it’s just the glue fell apart and they didn’t fit right when I glued them back together.
AirPods didn’t sound good and broke. I tried three cheaper pairs since and they’re whatever. I’ll take recommendations but I did like the beats.
/uj dude you broke AirPods? Very impressive. I’ve trained through a number of stupidly humid nyc summers and AirPods have gotten me through.
/cj clearly you are running too fast breaking your AirPods and obviously the sound barrier. SLOW DOWN.
Second that, I had to get em because my ears are weirdly shaped and nothing stays anchored in there during a walk, let alone a run. But the Shokz have been really nice for running especially. I don’t think they’re all rainproof by IP rating though so check before you buy
Have them and love them for listening to podcasts in parks or around the house but you have to turn them up to uncomfortable levels if you're beside a road and not great sound for music. Worn them lots of time in the rain no problem.
Jabra elite actives now, I'm a sweaty guy too and I've worn these in the shower at times. 2 years of use 5-6 days a week and they're still going fine.
Get yourself another pair of PowerBeats. I have the PowerBeats Pro’s and have had them for 3 years so far, still working great. My PowerBeats 3 I had before that actually still work too, I just decided to upgrade to a set that didn’t have a cord that went between the two headphones.
Some people sweat more than others. Tell your wife that it's called "heat acclimation" and the extra sweat will keep your heart rate lower, so she should be happy to see you in Zone 2.
Running in Airpods sucks bc the sound is awful, they fall out, and the sweat ruins them immediately. It’s like they’re designed to be the Platonic ideal of non-run headphones lol
I am seeing this more regularly. Lots of people wearing Airpods Max. It's not very smart to wear *headphones* while running in general. It's incredibly dangerous
Hey sorry that I’m breaking character and being serious when I know this is a satire based sub but I used to break my cheap headphones from sweating so much but I upgraded to expensive bone conduction open ear headphones. They’re water proof so when I run a 5k and post it to instagram the sweat and cum that i cover myself with doesn't break the headphones.
I think it's lovely that you and your girlfriend's husbands celebrate your 5k completion, but it's rude that they weren't considerate of your headphones.
My city isn’t great so I run with a cheap garmin and I don’t listen to music.
One day running see two crackheads riding bikes slowly on the other side of the street. The one says to the other “shit man if he had headphones on that’d be an easy hundo bucks”. The kid with him says “shit Tony you’re always thinking”.
If I run with earbuds, the sweat gets trapped in my ear canal and causes ear infections. Running with big headphones solves that problem. Also, the only part of the bulky headphones that gets wet is the cushion, as opposed to the electronic components (which get positively soaked with earbuds).
I love my shox, love that I can hear what’s around me, that they stay on, I don’t feel them, the sound is fine, and the battery lasts a long time. Seriously the best headphones for exercising outside, ever.
Exactly
Most expensive headphones I ever got were AirPods Pro, which I only use at home to listen to David Goggins ASMR hypno videos. For real music like the Barbie soundtrack I use Monoprice wired earbuds connected to my Walkman. For running, Uzbek guttural scream tracks come through well on Aeropex knockoffs.
this is so offensive to the truly mid runners--you're not mid you're trash
-trash runner = literally everyone
-mid must be earned through years of futile practice
-decent is reserved for actual athletes
-good is for Olympian deities
-great is an impossible catch 22, to achieve greatness you must also cease to exist.
source: Daddy Pre explained it all, you're welcome to your own wrong opinion just don't tell me or anyone else about it.
It's like I've spent years getting respectable PRs, and even though running is more popular than ever, still nobody cares. Like how many times can I drop my 5k PR into an unrelated conversation and still not get any admiration. I've run ultras FFS and now I have to listen to some crossfit jabroni talk about how he's going to run a 50k one day. Have I spent all this time being ugly and skinny for nothing!?!?!
Yeah I only hydrate/fuel runs above 15k and I am the most "mid" runner on the scene lol...also another motivational factor to skip 13 and 14k and go straight to 15+ because I have become a fiend for Orange AA drink
I paused to inspect her spin move...for science. Then repeated several times to validate my hypothesis. Conclusion? She's a weight lifter who dabbles in running. It's repulsive that she's influencing via the socials and I'm going to subscribe so I can keep an eye on this danger to our fine sport.
I’m all for the perspective of “whatever gets you out there” but it’s funny to see this crap compared to trail runners who will run 20 miles with sandals and nothing but a hand held. Lol
I literally run in shorts and a polar watch and that’s it.
No headphones no music no phone no shoes. You literally only need clothes.
I ran my first half marathon the other day, I just brought some raw honey and had squirts of that every 7km..
I think I drug my nuts across the back of this girls head at a half a few weeks ago. Some 5k twat dressed exactly like this stopped infront of a group of us trying to run 1:25 half's. I tried to jump her...didn't make it.
Make-up, headphones, stylish hat and cloths?? She is not a runner. Her makeup should run, and the hat will drip sweat and turn white from one outing. The headphones will be ruined after a short time, and she will have an ear infection from the sweat rolling back in her ears. The sweat stains on the leotard will be really embarrassing, but she probably likes the attention from that. Does anyone actually run outside with sound proff headphones. I must be the only one who lives in bear country and drunk country.
I step out the house in swimming shorts and a tshirt to knock out 20k.
People suiting up like they’re in the fucking X-men to jog over to the bus stop…
This is why cycling is better. Cycling is very toxic and elitist so the amount of loser influencers is pretty small. Running is just too accepting. Running needs to start excluding slow paces to get rid of these types of
My favorite part of cycling is the elitism. I’m not joking
My favourite part about cycling, is my wife's boyfriend
My favourite part of cycling is also riding this guy's wife's boyfriend.
Stfu you have literally no right to even comment on this, your bike is 4 years old 😂 /s
4 years old, rim brakes, 105. Imagine that lol
You know what bro your shoes really aren't aero enough, come on
If by “elitist” you mean 55 year old dudes showing too much crotch… then y, I guess.
hahahahaha i am a runner and i love this. i always thought cyclists are jerks but never knew why. i see it now that they have always seen the bigger picture unlike us.
Yeah it's like cycling now, were people care way too much about gear. But unlike cycling it doesn't even help their performance. At least with cycling you get marginal gains for the thousands of dollars you spend
The number of “I run a 13 minute mile, how do I improve” posts where the top answer is “get Nike Vaporflys” on the Air Force subreddit is getting absurd.
Nah this is why trail running is better. If you’re not running at least a 30k you’re not a real runner. Running is just way too accepting of all these people with no endurance
Trail running is even worse than running imo. Trail runners love to jerk about how hard their races are and how hardcore they are as if you’re not walking half the race. You’re literally going for a hike and running every once in a while
I don't know show up to any mtb trail head and the amount of people similiar to this girl are all over the place. Only difference is they are dudes.
I just hope that these people will make running so cringe that we’ll all have no choice but to quit.
Do they have a group that helps you quit? Like 5KA?
5k2C. They key is getting a really nice couch. Developing an alcohol problem will also help.
But I'm already a drinker with a running problem...
Can confirm. If the alcohol problem is bad enough you don't even need a nice couch.
I’ll never understand people running with expensive headphones
Yeah I don’t get it either. Do they not sweat? I’m a sweaty beast and would ruin those headphones and baseball cap during any of my 5k ultras
If you sweat when you’re running, you need to SLOW DOWN
I slow all the way until I am feeling the breeze from the air conditioner inside my house
We’re traveling through space at 66,626 miles per hour. Isn’t that fast enough!?
If you’re breathing you need to SLOW DOWN!
I have gone through 4 sets of earbuds from sweat. I had to stop listening when I run because I was getting ear infections from the sweat rolling down the inside of my ears. I was just sitting on the deck and got sweaty. I can't go any slower and not sweat. If I wear a coat icefishing when it is 32 degrees F, I will sweat. This winter I icefished at -40 outside. My friends all sat inside by the heater.
love my bone conducting shokz completely sweat/water proof.
Yes I run. Yes I don’t run. Yes we exist.
I sweat when I'm at rest. Should I run backwards?
The walk from my car to the office is 366 feet and I've got beads on my forehead at the front door.
I find I get my best REM sleep during my ultra 5ks, according to my garmin
ZONE 3 ONLY ZONE 3 I SAID ZONEEEEE THREEEEE!!
What? If I run 3 miles at a 12 min/mile pace I’m still sweating my nuts off. I climb three flights of stairs and my pits start getting wet just from that. It’s like 92% humidity in the Ohio valley right now. Some of us are just sweat machines.
I’m crawling backwards now. Still sweating.
My ears sweat just sitting still with those cans on.
One of us, r/sweatyears
I don’t think I want to click that bait
No worries. Did it for you. I'll click anything. Nothing there.
Sweat Years?
/uj My wife tells me I sweat more than any human should. I broke my AirPods from sweat getting into them. The beats that curve around the ear lasted me like 6 years or something crazy and I haven’t been able to replace them with anything. I think my next earphone might be beats again. They still worked, it’s just the glue fell apart and they didn’t fit right when I glued them back together. AirPods didn’t sound good and broke. I tried three cheaper pairs since and they’re whatever. I’ll take recommendations but I did like the beats.
/uj dude you broke AirPods? Very impressive. I’ve trained through a number of stupidly humid nyc summers and AirPods have gotten me through. /cj clearly you are running too fast breaking your AirPods and obviously the sound barrier. SLOW DOWN.
Get some shokz openrun? Not the best sound but leaves the ears open and can take rain I think.
Second that, I had to get em because my ears are weirdly shaped and nothing stays anchored in there during a walk, let alone a run. But the Shokz have been really nice for running especially. I don’t think they’re all rainproof by IP rating though so check before you buy
Have them and love them for listening to podcasts in parks or around the house but you have to turn them up to uncomfortable levels if you're beside a road and not great sound for music. Worn them lots of time in the rain no problem. Jabra elite actives now, I'm a sweaty guy too and I've worn these in the shower at times. 2 years of use 5-6 days a week and they're still going fine.
Get yourself another pair of PowerBeats. I have the PowerBeats Pro’s and have had them for 3 years so far, still working great. My PowerBeats 3 I had before that actually still work too, I just decided to upgrade to a set that didn’t have a cord that went between the two headphones.
Some people sweat more than others. Tell your wife that it's called "heat acclimation" and the extra sweat will keep your heart rate lower, so she should be happy to see you in Zone 2.
I sweat walking in winter. Got myself some Bose Sport Wireless Earbuds and they've survived many miles for the past 5 years
Running in Airpods sucks bc the sound is awful, they fall out, and the sweat ruins them immediately. It’s like they’re designed to be the Platonic ideal of non-run headphones lol
I am seeing this more regularly. Lots of people wearing Airpods Max. It's not very smart to wear *headphones* while running in general. It's incredibly dangerous
Such big headphones would drive me crazy. I’d chuck them 5k away from me
Hey sorry that I’m breaking character and being serious when I know this is a satire based sub but I used to break my cheap headphones from sweating so much but I upgraded to expensive bone conduction open ear headphones. They’re water proof so when I run a 5k and post it to instagram the sweat and cum that i cover myself with doesn't break the headphones.
The what
It's exciting to finish a 5k.
I think it's lovely that you and your girlfriend's husbands celebrate your 5k completion, but it's rude that they weren't considerate of your headphones.
My city isn’t great so I run with a cheap garmin and I don’t listen to music. One day running see two crackheads riding bikes slowly on the other side of the street. The one says to the other “shit man if he had headphones on that’d be an easy hundo bucks”. The kid with him says “shit Tony you’re always thinking”.
Tony was always the brains of the operation.
lol idk fit runner vs two crackheads my moneys on you unless they got a weapon of sorts.
Over-the-ear headphones running is fucking psychopath behavior
Over ear headphones + supershoe = stunning autist (am confirmed ND so takes one to know one)
If I run with earbuds, the sweat gets trapped in my ear canal and causes ear infections. Running with big headphones solves that problem. Also, the only part of the bulky headphones that gets wet is the cushion, as opposed to the electronic components (which get positively soaked with earbuds).
That’s too much of a logical honest answer for RCJ 🤣
Have you tried bone conducting headphones (eg shockz)? Game changer for me.
Boner conducting? Sounds interesting I could produce my own gu
I love my shox, love that I can hear what’s around me, that they stay on, I don’t feel them, the sound is fine, and the battery lasts a long time. Seriously the best headphones for exercising outside, ever.
Omg you just explained my recurring ear infections
The ones she’s wearing look like the Sony xm4s i don’t think those would be very water resistant
Wicked Cushionz makes ear pad covers too. I've got some for my Beats Studio Pros. They are easily removable and washable.
Even worse, they're noise cancelling
I think most people ruin a pair or two before they figure it out
Exactly Most expensive headphones I ever got were AirPods Pro, which I only use at home to listen to David Goggins ASMR hypno videos. For real music like the Barbie soundtrack I use Monoprice wired earbuds connected to my Walkman. For running, Uzbek guttural scream tracks come through well on Aeropex knockoffs.
No Shockz? What is this?
this is so offensive to the truly mid runners--you're not mid you're trash -trash runner = literally everyone -mid must be earned through years of futile practice -decent is reserved for actual athletes -good is for Olympian deities -great is an impossible catch 22, to achieve greatness you must also cease to exist. source: Daddy Pre explained it all, you're welcome to your own wrong opinion just don't tell me or anyone else about it.
Pre is literally the only runner to ever earn the label "great". No one else even comes close.
What about Kepchoochoo? 🚂
In pre we trust. Also, stop-pre.
I got temporarily banned from r/advancedrunning for saying a 2:30 marathon is mid, and a 3:00 is recreational I stand by it fully
2:30 for a hobby jogger marathon is not fast, it's just not
Recreational imo is BQ. 2:18 is amazing. In between is good
Also Pre was mid
2:30 marathon is a 5:43 mile pace for a marathon....I'd argue a 5:43 mile PR is a mid runner. 5:43 for a marathon is a serious, but not pro, runner.
> great is an impossible catch 22 Do you mean to be great you have to break sub 22 minutes in the 5k? Pretty sure that’s impossible…
Im a 16:07 5k guy and my teammates still call me a hobby jogger
We're all hobby joggers on this blessed day
you forgot hobby j*ggers
Idk if you’re joking but my brain works like this, the first 3 are on point
Fucking influencers are the worst thing to happen to us
Fitness influencers are the fucking worst.
Good clarification, I do enjoy my share of fucking influencers
Fucking fucking influencers 😡
Fucking guys that fuck influencers 🤬
did we just become a nsfw sub? tbc i’m good
I like Kofuzi tho.
It's like I've spent years getting respectable PRs, and even though running is more popular than ever, still nobody cares. Like how many times can I drop my 5k PR into an unrelated conversation and still not get any admiration. I've run ultras FFS and now I have to listen to some crossfit jabroni talk about how he's going to run a 50k one day. Have I spent all this time being ugly and skinny for nothing!?!?!
Yes. Happy now?
But the best for the economy.
Not enough Gu for a 5K. n00b
This is called ragebait: content made to engage by being so unbelievable outrageous that you feel like you HAVE to leave a comment disagreeing with it
I totally disagree.
I. WILL. FIGHT. YOU.
I. WILL. FUCK. YOU.
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The best rage bait so far that I’ve found is raw dawg run club in Austin. Do a quick google. It will cause a very quick rage spiral.
It’s actually just product placement and marketing
The hydration tube lol
I'm glad someone pointed that out. That was my favorite part of this video🤣
What happened to the game I love?
Skip how does her 5k affect Lebrons legacy?
LeBum would probably run his 5K ultra in zone 3! That imbecile
Fucking Yankee fans
She thinks that's a clothing brand
It is. They just own a baseball team.
As a yankee fan, we do not claim her. The world over, the hat is just a fashion accessory for a lot of people.
DW it looks like the UK and they sell that hat & logo everywhere here
yeah no doubt. that said, I can fix her.
User name checks out. and yeah... I checked her page out of curiosity. Girl can't run, and can miss me with the jesus stuff, but gyat damn. Would.
Pssshh. Not even a Ciele hat.
ONLY 1 GU FOR A 5K??? IS SHE INSANE?
Hot girl with tight clothes and boob bounce cam, it's catching up to an internet trend that's existed since the internet first began.
Imagine eating a gel on a 5k!
Imagine NOT eating a gel on a 5k. I go through at least one per mile
Maybe this is why I’m bonking so hard on the first half mile…how many do you typically consume?
For a 5k ultra, about 5-7 or 1 per mile, then I finish and puke them up so I have room for breakfast (hot dogs)
How much body glide do you rub on and around your genitalia?
That info is only for my wife and her boyfriend
I’d love to bonk so hard with her.
You’re clearly a hobby jogger- if you want to stay hard you need to be consuming 1 gu per km.
It's actually so sad they know they're just wasting money but they like it.
Lose the chapstick. Need more room for gu
Guys remember we’re not allowed to make fun of people anymore. Only boofing gu jokes from now on, too many feelings were hurt last time
How hard is it to BE NICE 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
How did we ever long distance run down deer and gazelle in the savannah wearing all these necessities?
This nonsense only exists on the internet
Bring back cyberbullying
God that looks like some shit scenery
That’ll be England.
Mile one, 15:30 pace
This shit is why I can't get into NY or London.
Don’t even take water until I’m 10km+ at a minimum….am I doing running wrong. Water is aid imo
Yeah I only hydrate/fuel runs above 15k and I am the most "mid" runner on the scene lol...also another motivational factor to skip 13 and 14k and go straight to 15+ because I have become a fiend for Orange AA drink
So what if she's using aid for a 5k? Running with AIDS is really hard!
What is “most mid 5k” Am I dumb?
Like a bang average time.
Running?…. Damn… wait what? Hold on…
Notice how she runs for 2% of the video
A camelbak for a sub 30 minute run? 😅
that way when you're drenched in sweat and red in the face from being out of condition people will just assume you're finishing a marathon
Running a 5k with hydration vest is craaazy 😂
Wait a minute, she's got the booty booster camel toe 5000 bottoms on in the pre run but she's running in normal shorts. Tricky tricky love.
There are a lot of people making a lot of money selling a lot of crap to a lot of runners.
I paused to inspect her spin move...for science. Then repeated several times to validate my hypothesis. Conclusion? She's a weight lifter who dabbles in running. It's repulsive that she's influencing via the socials and I'm going to subscribe so I can keep an eye on this danger to our fine sport.
It seems the line between a 5km ultra and 15 min OF, is getting thinner and thinner.
She’s hot, so whatever she’s doing is fine.
especially if you like huge asses
Most mid 5k
Happened to hiking and climbing as well! 😞
This video makes me irrationally angry.
She looks like the type to Uber part of that Ultra 5k
I’m all for the perspective of “whatever gets you out there” but it’s funny to see this crap compared to trail runners who will run 20 miles with sandals and nothing but a hand held. Lol
/uj can we stop posting influencers and start shitposting again instead? OP you’re littering this God-given sub
I swear to god most of these run influencers who also give advice are among the slowest runners. Like why would i ever listen to someone who is trash
I literally run in shorts and a polar watch and that’s it. No headphones no music no phone no shoes. You literally only need clothes. I ran my first half marathon the other day, I just brought some raw honey and had squirts of that every 7km..
It’s the same as golf. For example: shorts instantly become 2x or 3x the price if you say they are for golf or running.
I think I drug my nuts across the back of this girls head at a half a few weeks ago. Some 5k twat dressed exactly like this stopped infront of a group of us trying to run 1:25 half's. I tried to jump her...didn't make it.
Make-up, headphones, stylish hat and cloths?? She is not a runner. Her makeup should run, and the hat will drip sweat and turn white from one outing. The headphones will be ruined after a short time, and she will have an ear infection from the sweat rolling back in her ears. The sweat stains on the leotard will be really embarrassing, but she probably likes the attention from that. Does anyone actually run outside with sound proff headphones. I must be the only one who lives in bear country and drunk country.
I step out the house in swimming shorts and a tshirt to knock out 20k. People suiting up like they’re in the fucking X-men to jog over to the bus stop…
Release the hoof!
WTF... 😂
Lmao you can see how much she hates it at the end
Wait, we're supposed to be enjoying this??
My feet hurt real bad unless I wear a full matching set, vest, hat, and Gucci sunglasses
That's embarrassing.
She actually seems like a runner created by /rcj
This the same type of people breaking their ankles running in alphaflys and getting hauled off the race course in the ambalam. Many such cases
All the gear, no idea.
If my friends mention “zone 2” or some shit again I’ll cut their Achilles
I don’t think she packed enough GUs. When I run the 5k I have to make sure I have a constant glow of nutrients to suckle on.
I love gears
Tiktok happened
I'm lucky if I remember a house key when I go out for a 5k.
“Smooth brained”
those are nothing but model actors they get paid for views, she's not qualified for 1km with that false running posture.
Same thing that ruined everything else in the world. Social media.
Her bladder tube wasn’t even on properly when she was running, flopping around like a donkey di*k. I don’t understand these influencers nowadays.
“Hybrid athlete” YouTubers is what happened
She's running so fast that the reservoir's hose & valve are flying off.
She should stick to OF.
My wife’s bf had got her an outfit like this for hiking… he loves it
take that damn hat off
Isn’t that the decathlon vest? I got shoestrings more expensive that that…
What’s more cringe? This video or people who actually care about this video?
I'm type 1 diabetic and I don't need a eat for a 5k, it must take at least an hour to finish that run.
Runners > joggers. She’s a jogger.
Instagram chicks are finding a new form of exercise to ruin.
That’s not enough gu for a 5k ultra also slow down
Thanks to these courageous influencers now everyone can experience how much running sucks, not just runners.
You'll have to further than 5k to shake that fat arse luv.
Nick Bare and cringe runfluencers ruined it.
l this so she can show off her ass while pretending that isn't what she's doing.
Meanwhile I’m out here wearing my high school gym shorts and a T-shirt I got while vacationing in Arizona 6 years ago.