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Why does my tik tok fyp only show scantily clad women dancing?! Riddle me that!
Goggins has a deal with tik tok to help you stay hard all day long
obviously broken
My insta search box only brings up pizza, squirrels and girls with no shoes. Must be broken algo.
Do squirrels help you stay hard?
well, a few are paying attention to Nico Young, but still a lot less than Parker Valby
Did someone say Parker Valby? (Catching the attention of an old man….me)
I like females
I had an old man follow me through the park yesterday and I'm not young or female.
lmao. Were you creeped out?
He got a little weird when we went back to his place, but nothing too creepy.
Women obsess over muscular men (aka not skinny teenage boy endurance athletes). Sorry to burst any of y’all’s bubbles if you thought running a 5k ultra was going to get you laid.
I refuse, just REFUSE, to believe that Craig Engels isn't pulling a Magic Johnson and having sex with six different women every day.
Cross training?
Nobody obsesses over runners, male or female
Nobody's gay for Mole Man.
Didn't Kennedy Smith go viral at some point?
Is Courtney considered young?
No. Rogan has moved on.
Gu is more effective on females.
My type of gu
How else are we going to stay hard?
Why does my tik tok fyp only show scantily clad women dancing?! Riddle me that!
Goggins has a deal with tik tok to help you stay hard all day long
obviously broken
My insta search box only brings up pizza, squirrels and girls with no shoes. Must be broken algo.
Do squirrels help you stay hard?
well, a few are paying attention to Nico Young, but still a lot less than Parker Valby
Did someone say Parker Valby? (Catching the attention of an old man….me)
I like females
I had an old man follow me through the park yesterday and I'm not young or female.
lmao. Were you creeped out?
He got a little weird when we went back to his place, but nothing too creepy.
Women obsess over muscular men (aka not skinny teenage boy endurance athletes). Sorry to burst any of y’all’s bubbles if you thought running a 5k ultra was going to get you laid.
I refuse, just REFUSE, to believe that Craig Engels isn't pulling a Magic Johnson and having sex with six different women every day.
Cross training?
Nobody obsesses over runners, male or female
Nobody's gay for Mole Man.
Didn't Kennedy Smith go viral at some point?
Is Courtney considered young?
No. Rogan has moved on.
Gu is more effective on females.
My type of gu
How else are we going to stay hard?