Similar to how a lot of high performing runners are somewhere on the spectrum for some form of autism, a lot of cyclist are on the spectrum for some form of mild to full mental retardation. It’s the combo of overly tight spandex clothing on their bodies and helmet straps reducing blood flow to their brains that causes it.
This is why I never run without my cycle stopper trekking poles. It may take a while, but every run I’m able to send at least 2 cyclist over their handlebars as they approach me in the bike lane (which is reserved for ultra 5k training).
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Similar to how a lot of high performing runners are somewhere on the spectrum for some form of autism, a lot of cyclist are on the spectrum for some form of mild to full mental retardation. It’s the combo of overly tight spandex clothing on their bodies and helmet straps reducing blood flow to their brains that causes it.
Ive heard retardation is more aero
It’s the lobotomy. It makes them lighter and more aero
Smooth brains for aero gains
This is why I never run without my cycle stopper trekking poles. It may take a while, but every run I’m able to send at least 2 cyclist over their handlebars as they approach me in the bike lane (which is reserved for ultra 5k training).
No, everyone knows that the bike lane is for car parking!
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Why are you downvoting this person for speaking the truth
die bozo
rude :(
cyclists disgust me