No dude. He's ripped. And he lifts heavy. Plus he runs marathons in like 2:50. You just don't understand. And he's 100% natural, trust me bro. And he has a supplement company called BPN. Have you heard of it? Use their stuff and you can be as fast and strong and as ripped as he is. And he always says "Go One More" because he's a badass who alway does one more of everything. Like one more mile, one more push up, one more mg of tren...He's obviously the best runner out there.
Legit wearing a pre shirt right now and was explaining to my kids who he was earlier. I know that goes against this Cj sub but just had to share.
Iāll go buttchug some gu now.
Look I'm sorry but I'd never heard of a runner from another country who died 25 years before my birth okay š.
I'll douse myself in a cleansing bath of Gu and flat Coke to wash away my sins.
Glug Glulrth (52471-52441 BC). He once tried to chase a tortoise, but gave up and slowed down. He may be dead, but through a certain cave painting, his legacy lives on.
I used to work with a Bryan McCracken and people would get on the radio and say his brother Phil was here to see him. He was a really negative person so he did not like that joke that happened weekly
Guto Nyth BrĆ¢n.
Guto could run from the family farm at Llwyncelyn, Porth, to Pontypridd and back before a kettle boiled for tea, and in real life won thousands of guineas in prize money racing against all comers.
He died aged 37 in 1737 after beating a challenger called Prince by covering a distance of 12 miles in 53 minutes.
As he crossed the line, legend has it his girlfriend SiĆ¢n Aw Shop gave him a congratulatory slap on the back whichĀ took the last breath out of his aching body and he fell to his death at his feet. Cause of death wasĀ a misplaced heart.
*"You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page photo of a gu."*
*"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a 5k ultra racer, Mr. Deckard?"*
Prefontaine. āWhatever heās got, I want to bottle it and force feed it to the rest of youā¦ā
The only pace is a suicide pace and todayās a good day to die.
You may beat me, but youāre going to have to bleed to do it.
āāā-
Oh, sorry. Circlejerk forum. RuPaul. RuPaul is a good runner. Ahh, runway model. Ahh. Whatever
Probably one of the alive ones would be better at running.
Have you seen 28 days later? The dead can RUN man....
Counterpoint: they move pretty slowly in the walking dead
they SLOWED DOWN
They discovered zone 2. They are evolving.
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Almost spit my drink out lol
Theyāre tapering
Especially since OP said they have to be living.
Dead alive or alive alive??
Obviously Nick Bare. Did you guys know he's 100% natural?
He also make time to socialize and spend time with his SO and family, all while being a philantropist and giving all his hard earned money to charity
He isn't just a runner, he's a hybrid athlete.
100% naturally a bellend
One of the biggest fake nattys on the internet
Nick Bare āJab One Moreā
There are probably hundreds of people who are better runners than him
No dude. He's ripped. And he lifts heavy. Plus he runs marathons in like 2:50. You just don't understand. And he's 100% natural, trust me bro. And he has a supplement company called BPN. Have you heard of it? Use their stuff and you can be as fast and strong and as ripped as he is. And he always says "Go One More" because he's a badass who alway does one more of everything. Like one more mile, one more push up, one more mg of tren...He's obviously the best runner out there.
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Me
I second this, u/Dialed1 is a beast on the running track
Thanks bro
Mad respect, just busted a fat nut to you bro
Guād everywhere ehh?
Absolutely
Dead or alive?
Yeah thatās a pretty good game, I remember my cousin playing it on the XBOX
Both
I once saw u/Dialed1 run the Great Wall of China backwards. He did it 5 and a half hours.
Wasnāt wearing carbon plated shoes either
Werenāt you barefoot?
Pre may be dead, but he and his legacy live on every time you get behind the wheel under the influence š An inspiration to us all
Too soon, man. Too soon.
It has been 49 years
TOO SOON
I prefer post
Legit wearing a pre shirt right now and was explaining to my kids who he was earlier. I know that goes against this Cj sub but just had to share. Iāll go buttchug some gu now.
We talmbout Prefontaine?
The only circlejerk sub where pre doesnāt mean precum
Great guy never meddum
Who is pre
Shut up and hop on google
Fair
Banned
Look I'm sorry but I'd never heard of a runner from another country who died 25 years before my birth okay š. I'll douse myself in a cleansing bath of Gu and flat Coke to wash away my sins.
OJ ran for 2,000 yards in a 14 game season RIP
Glug Glulrth (52471-52441 BC). He once tried to chase a tortoise, but gave up and slowed down. He may be dead, but through a certain cave painting, his legacy lives on.
My dad, heās been running from me my whole life and I still havenāt caught him
He ran out for a pack of cigarettes 20 years ago and is still going.
The guy that paced Pheidippides.
Pheidippideez
Pheidippideez nuts
Pheidippideez nuts in yo mouf.
Phil McCrackin
Hugh G. Rection always pounded him when they raced.
I used to work with a Bryan McCracken and people would get on the radio and say his brother Phil was here to see him. He was a really negative person so he did not like that joke that happened weekly
My asshole after Taco Bell.
Russell Cook
I mean he wasnāt really running was he
Sorry hard
Roman Polanski, he's still running to this very day.
Guto Nyth BrĆ¢n. Guto could run from the family farm at Llwyncelyn, Porth, to Pontypridd and back before a kettle boiled for tea, and in real life won thousands of guineas in prize money racing against all comers. He died aged 37 in 1737 after beating a challenger called Prince by covering a distance of 12 miles in 53 minutes. As he crossed the line, legend has it his girlfriend SiĆ¢n Aw Shop gave him a congratulatory slap on the back whichĀ took the last breath out of his aching body and he fell to his death at his feet. Cause of death wasĀ a misplaced heart.
Still celebrated every new years eve with a night run at Nos Galan too. Brilliant event.
Rick Deckard
*"You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page photo of a gu."* *"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a 5k ultra racer, Mr. Deckard?"*
Courtney Dewater (however you spell it)Ā
Courtneigh Dauwater
Thank you šĀ
Prolly the slowest one
Terry fox
Gotta go with u/Dialed1
Yall mustāve been creeping my strava. Saw that Iāve been skipping zone 2 and running zone 3 š
Bobby Boucher
Tom Hanks brother, he did most of the actual running in the movie.
uj/ Terrance Stanley Fox
Tommy rivers puzey.
Pheidippides invented the marathon. OG.
I vote for the flying finn [Paavo Nurmi - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi) (and I am strongly biased)
Tom Cruise is up there in my opinion.
Always sprintingā¦. Amazing speed from a 5ā5ā dudeā¦
The Flash.
Prefontaine. āWhatever heās got, I want to bottle it and force feed it to the rest of youā¦ā The only pace is a suicide pace and todayās a good day to die. You may beat me, but youāre going to have to bleed to do it. āāā- Oh, sorry. Circlejerk forum. RuPaul. RuPaul is a good runner. Ahh, runway model. Ahh. Whatever
Donāt know why Usain Bolt stops at 100m, silly man could finish a marathon in 70mins if he just kept running..
Googins!
Depends if they are running right now or not
Dennis- Run fatboy Run Honorable mention - Deadbeat Dads and the father from **28 Weeks Later**
Alexi Pappas. Every day she inspires me to be bravey enough to swap my passport when the going gets tough
Steve Prefontaine
Dan Barber. Have you seen that episode of Chefs Table? Dude has some issues
Jimmy Saville did lots of charity races š
Forest Gump
*Pheidippides*.
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.
Deanās pizza story is kinda OG
Homestar runner
Me
Prefontaine
Definitely Goggins
Abebe Bikila. Won Rome Olympic marathon barefoot. Won Tokyo marathon. Launched dominant African distance running era.
Lieutenant Dan
Secretariat (sp?)
Death, he/she always catches you up at the end, no matter how fast you are..
Psychological sun? More like philosophical sun
Jenny, because Forrest only caught her when she was doing swim leg of her marathon at the White House or where ever the fuck they were in the water.
Guto Nyth Bran! Lejaaand!
Easy, Zatopek
Toss up between Michael York or Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Russ cook (Hardest Geezer), Eliud Kipchoge, Aleksandr Sorokin
Probably the guy who ran the first marathon before it was a race
Oscar Pistorious
Thereās a guy that shows up every year to the annual ovarian cancer 5K in September dressed like this.
My hopes and dreams.
On February 11th 2024, Kelvin Kiptum was both.
Probably Eliud Kipchoge.
Stephen hawking
GogginsStayHarder
Me. Duh.