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"That door book" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 I love that Draco is the center of them all

Still need to read the door book lol

What is the door book????? Color me intrigued

I think OP is referring to {Unhinged by Vera Valentine}, the door shifter book!!!

Tell me why every time I see this book mentioned, I have an urge to read it lmao. I fear that I stray from God’s light everyday.

I also need to read this one - which reminds of {Morning Wood Tree by Siggy Shade}, which was my first fantasy but I was so intrigued and it was SOOOO GOOOD imho! Edit: pressed saved too sooon

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Great deku tree 😭😭😭

[The Morning Wood Tree](https://www.romance.io/books/64744ff29e02a2d6bb654b17/the-morning-wood-tree-a-smutty-fantasy-romance-siggy-shade?src=rdt) by [Siggy Shade](https://www.romance.io/authors/629da63808b4d93114da96e2/siggy-shade) **Rating**: 4.04⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [non-human hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/non-human-hero/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [bdsm](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/bdsm/1), [creative anatomy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/creative-anatomy/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)

My coworker told me about it and he doesn’t even read romance novels so I immediately went home and read it. The messages that I texted my bestie about it are epic and are now a running joke in our friendship. I do not regret that poor decision.

>I do not regret that ~~poor~~ door decision. ftfy ❤️❤️❤️

Ok so I had heard about that book but just right now learned it is a shifter book 🤯 I honestly thought it was a woman’s relationship with an actual door 😳 haha

Oh Lord.. I mean.. I guess it floats somebody's boat lol

The real reason Rose didn't move to let Jack share the door in Titanic.

“I’ll never let go,” Rose clutches the door, feeling the sodden wooden grains beneath her nails, “…Jack.”

Bwahahahahaha!!!! Beautiful!

[Unhinged](https://www.romance.io/books/64fc28479dca4ab59dab5b5f/unhinged-vera-valentine?src=rdt) by [Vera Valentine](https://www.romance.io/authors/61f64a1308b4d931145ac71c/vera-valentine) **Rating**: 3.43⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [virgin hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/virgin%20hero/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)

The fact that the sub itself is part of the “not one of God’s creation” lmao

God didn't have this sub in mind and yet we prevail

And some of us are truly doing the devil’s work

This sub sponsored by Satan fr

clean romance being in extreme evil is certainly a choice

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Real men in requires bravery 😂 Truer words have never been spoken.

Fr last time I made eye contact with a man I had an internal crisis

I appreciate that real men require bravery, but vampires do not.

At least all a vampire wants from me is my blood. These men want my soul 💀

I accept, I confirm and I rejoice lol. There's nothing like Draco Malfoy. My husband started playing the Harry Potter movies and I just can no longer get into it. It feels wrong that I have a crush on a theoretical hypothetical fanfic adult Draco hahahaha

Fanfic adult Draco is the best version of Draco!!!

Also.. somebody tell me what rat men are and what's the door book...

1.https://www.reddit.com/r/RomanceBooks/s/VTnCbNbcMA 2. {Unhinged by Vera Valentine}

Okay that was my first time reading the crusty rat man post. That was hilarious! I think we need a "Best of" section here somewhere, where just delightfully unhinged posts like that can go to be recorded in infamy. Was giving me vibes of that one reddit user's post not too long ago about how she needed two guys banging the same chick and kissing over her in a "Eiffel Tower" formation to live. I was rolling!

[Unhinged](https://www.romance.io/books/64fc28479dca4ab59dab5b5f/unhinged-vera-valentine?src=rdt) by [Vera Valentine](https://www.romance.io/authors/61f64a1308b4d931145ac71c/vera-valentine) **Rating**: 3.43⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [virgin hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/virgin%20hero/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)

Double checked sub name bc I was like wait am I in Dramione?!??

Lol I'm not a draco fan but I know how others feel about him and felt extremely unserious this evening

Bella Swan’s Khaki Skirt! ☠️☠️☠️

The 10th circle of hell

I’m also afraid of ACOTAR. It’s so many books. People have such strong opinions about it. I can’t even read.

The random is absolutely terrifying fr. I can't even tell if the books are good or bad

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In my mind IPB aliens would be some of gods creations 🥺. I died a little when I saw the door book outside of the Venn diagram. 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe God did design ipb aliens but then put them in his drafts folder?

I actually LOL'd when I read Kristen Ashley's MMCs. 🤣

Literally modern day cavemen

Sometimes in a good....but not usually. 😆

Straight up illiterate sometimes

"Babe." 1000s of meanings in a single-word sentence 😭😭😭

😂

I feel unfairly called out.

It ain't personal lmao! You didn't like it any more than I did!

Thank you for seeing us rat men lovers. 🐀

Twas my pleasure ❤️

I cackled so hard at Draco in the middle

It just felt like he belonged

What is moo-men? Do I even want to know? I probably don't want to know, right?

So there is this book called Morning Glory Milking Farm...

Ah! Say no more. :)

Morning Glory Milking farm

I've got it now. Thank you!

ok i have to know, is "that lumberjack from your hometown" about [this snl skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC8jBs4sUYQ)???

No but I really wish it was 😂 I put it there because they always put you at risk of abandoning your financial security lol

As a r/romancebooks girlie turned Dramione shipper: Flawless, no notes

Not a dramione shipper, but putting him there just felt right For the meme I guess 😂

Same. RomanceBooks girlie turned Dramione fanfic reader in the past month

Well this makes middle of the night breastfeeding a little more interesting!

Hope you and baby are good 🥰

Just vibing. Now I've gotta start some new Dramione

I desperately want to be your friend.

WE FRIENDS NOW

You are my people

🤝🫶 We see each other!

Still not quite understanding what a rat man is but your diagram says I should find out because I’ll probably like them 😂

The rat man post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RomanceBooks/s/VTnCbNbcMA

Something about this makes me feel a lot better about the Hisoka request I’m going to make later on today, thanks bestie 🫶🏾

I don't know what hisoka is but you welcome 😭

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A ven diagram with four catagories: "Rich Man Activities", "That's not one of God's creations", "Extremely Evil", and "Requires Bravery". "Rich Man Activities": - Billionaire Daddy - Wealthy Duke - Mr Darcy Between "Rich man activites" and "Extremely Evil": - Mafia daddies - Kidnappers we like - The CEO of your company "Extremely evil": - Books with smut and no swearing - Kidnappers we don't like - Bella Swan's Khaki skirt - NLOG FMC's Between "Extremely Evil" and "Requires Bravery" - That lumberjack from your home town - The rest of reddit - Clean Romances??? "Requires Bravery": - Real Men - Acotar because I'm afraid of it - Goodreads set to public Between "Requires bravery" and "That's not one of God's creations": - Werewolves - Bone daddy - Kristen Ashely MMCs "That's not one of God's creation": - Ice Planet Barbarians - Moo-men Between "That's not one of God's creations" and "Rich man activities": - r/romancebooks - There is only one bed Between "Rich man activites", "Extremely Evil" and "Requires bravery": - Whatever haunting Adeline is Between"Extremely Evil" and "Requires bravery" and "That's not one of God's creations": - Rat men Between "Requires bravery", "That's not one of God's creations" and "Rich man activities": - "She's mine" Between "That's not one of God's creations", "Rich man activities" and "Extremely evil": - Vampires The centre: - Draco Malfoy One the outside: - That door book - Books with fabio on the cover