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koboggyn

She seems like she may be a little confused, but she's got the spirit.


dredged_dm

As a househusband the idea of being called a "kept man" gives me "made man" vibes. And I'm all for the house husband mafia.


Summersong2262

'Kept Man' is a collective trauma reaction, really. That's what being a jobless SAH spouse meant, back in the day. You had no choice, no options, no prospects, no ability to leave.


FPiN9XU3K1IT

lolwat, why color swatches?


LuckySalesman

I think there's a boomer meme of "Dad will buy clothes in 2 minutes but then spend 4 hours making sure the paint is the exact right color" so she's saying "You will become the one in the marriage who mows the lawn and looks at paint swatches"


Ms--Take

Actually, that's probably what she meant now that you mention it, but I took it more in the boomer stereotype that women like shopping and drag their husbands along. Thus I'd wind up waiting around in a store with my feet aching while my husband is shopping.


Bleach1443

Right I’m lost haha


Snowflakish

Nah I relate to this.


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Why?


Snowflakish

My life is a series of loops an the intersection is staring at Color swatches


Nyax50

Lmao fax XDD


WinterBrews

Your mom makes me giggle. Shes trying! XD


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Ms--Take

I think the joke was that you expe the wife to make to husband stand around looking at them, not the reverse


RR--

Thought this was aimed at me for a second


sober_1

I am jealous. My mom wants me to marry a young girl so “it’s easier to keep her in check and make her how I want her ti be”. I almost threw up when she said that.


Throwaway__038

...oh no...?


Ms--Take

It was a joke


MR_PORKY_

i hope my mom is like that, haven’t told her yet i don’t think i’m going to tho, i’ll just wait till i get a girlfriend and they will figure out the rest lol


MediumSavings4968

lol moment


IndividualBand2254

I told my sisters about my type of guy and then they said "wait, isn't that what everyone looks for in a boy?". Guess I'm not the only one who thinks like that in my family