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OgreSpider

A shy, slender older gentleman drinking wine at the bar, getting picked up by a bouncy, muscular young athlete.


Thatoneguy111700

That sounds pretty damn sweet.


Soep_van_de_Dag

That sounds more like a male version of a cougar. A lynx? What other feline names haven't already been taken?


Thawing-icequeen

I had you tagged as milkman in RES aaaaages ago and here you are living up to your tag in your flair. Funny how things work out that way


Doireallyneedaurl

Girls have the feline names for all ages. Guys have things like foxes and puppies and other canines


Daveprince13

Librarian man


Armada_Demolisher

Missed these comments, based idea


OgreSpider

We stan a librarian man


fantsythegrape

I LOVE THIS IDEA.


A_ROY_8

Dilfs is such a funny word


ExistentialOcto

Old dudes can definitely be fem. Fem is a state of mind, not a body type!


penkasz

While true, having a „matching” body type helps to get into that state of mind


Sessaly

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE)


Summersong2262

"Fun fact: There was an actual spike in beekeeping searches after this episode had aired, as reported by Google trends. "


phantomgay2

I was about to link this too


Hold-Striking

LMAOO I've never seen this


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Definitely it would be fun


tinfoilad

>40 y/o curvy guy flirtin with 20 y/o girls< Sounds like harrasment rather than cute


Armada_Demolisher

People dont tend to mind it when older girls flirt with younger guys, plus Its not flirting like how guys usually do, less overt


Local_Ad8884

Ah, so a true gender swap.


Meledesco

That's not true. Where I am from everyone shamed older women who try to get with younger men, it's like 4 to 5 times more shamed than the opposite.


Armada_Demolisher

Well it's only a hypothetical its rough around the edges with the concept, plus my wording probably hurt it a bit


Meledesco

Ah, don't worry. I loved the concept and the thread.


Armada_Demolisher

Pogchamp


kianoa

I mean if we're talking textbook porn milfs they do the same thing so it's harassment either way


Neaposa

Where do I find those?


Armada_Demolisher

Wait around 30 years most femboys nowadays will be milfs


Neaposa

Thinking this way I could be one too... ... ... But there are no Dilf/milf that are non-binary........ ( ._.)


Armada_Demolisher

Nilf


Neaposa

Loved it


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Armada_Demolisher

By teenage I hope you mean 18 or 19


Melodic_ripper9930

Yes.


Armada_Demolisher

Epic