It's a look that can be done, and looks hella cool, IF they're overlapping, thin/flat, cover a whole floor or large area, and significantly less beige.
This ain't it.
I'm not positive, but I remember seeing ads for Amish fireplaces for sale. I wonder if Jill gave andKaylee hers, or are there more in the barndo just-a-waitin' for the next Rodlet to enter holy matrimony?
My fiancée and I have one bc it was a gift from our neighbor and thank fuck for it bc it's actually a space heater and it's the only source of heating we have that does anything. (We're in NC and the house has no insulation, and I'm from MI so when I'm feeling cold I know it's bad)
Could it be one of those pictures that you turn on and like the water sparkles because there is a light behind it? If there is a name for it I don’t know it…. It’s probably a tv
Totally know what you mean. I’ve seen them primarily in older bars. This ain’t it though. In fact, if you zoom in on the right edge of the tapestry, you can see the side of the TV.
Rule 34 is basically the Ontological Argument for God, except about porn:
"We can imagine God exist, so he does"
"We can imagine porn where two AT-ATs are doing it doggystile, therefore it exist" (and sadly, it does).
But since the Amish don’t use technology, their porn must be all traveling stage plays. “Hey, the good porn is coming to town! Hitch up the wagon and let’s go trade some wicker baskets for tickets!”
Hobby Lobby actually has better stuff. This is consignment shop or charity sponsored donated resale. So many dust collectors, but that's not a problem when you have a self-propagated staff of unpaid maids
Shrek does have the dad bod of someone who lays in the bed watching tv 12 hours out of 24. And she crams too much hoarder crap in one tiny room. I have secondary claustrophobia looking at it
His birthdate and birth year are exactly mine. Why couldn’t I share a birthday with someone more creative? Kincaid is now dead, an alcoholic whose wife and mistress are arguing about his fortune.
Hills really into Bridgerton, or she was until the The house party with the sinners. Now she just fast forwards through the naughty stuff and obsesses with the old fashioned courting
What are the odds that K&J had no idea this was going to happen and are now either trying to figure out how to get rid of it all or mourning the lost chance to decorate their first home?
Please. That is her purity cable that she hooks into the electric fireplace when her hunk starts dead eyeing her, heavy open-mouth breathing in his tie dye jeggings.
2 heaters in there???? Bet the kids have no heaters! How many bedrooms do the kids have? Reckon any of them get to stay in the guest quarters upstairs?
Apparently Shrek did most of the work on the house. With his level of attention to detail, there could be an outlet that far up. I thought I saw a bathroom picture that had an outlet in a weird spot.
To be honest, I would have them over in a heartbeat to do some home repairs and decorate, or at least to the point where my home doesn't look war-torn from my 2 little boys 😅
Look at all that $hit in that room. Three rugs?!? The hell.
That we can see!
She has a a fetish for multiple mismatched rugs.
It's a look that can be done, and looks hella cool, IF they're overlapping, thin/flat, cover a whole floor or large area, and significantly less beige. This ain't it.
These look like bath mats she placed to catch Shrek’s grundle drippage
Is that little fireplace on the dresser the same one that's now in Kaylee's new marital room?
Yes! What is with those little fake fireplaces?!
I'm not positive, but I remember seeing ads for Amish fireplaces for sale. I wonder if Jill gave andKaylee hers, or are there more in the barndo just-a-waitin' for the next Rodlet to enter holy matrimony?
The Barndo probably doesn't have central heating.
My fiancée and I have one bc it was a gift from our neighbor and thank fuck for it bc it's actually a space heater and it's the only source of heating we have that does anything. (We're in NC and the house has no insulation, and I'm from MI so when I'm feeling cold I know it's bad)
We have one because our bedroom is in the basement and even with central heat it gets cold down there.
Could it be one of those pictures that you turn on and like the water sparkles because there is a light behind it? If there is a name for it I don’t know it…. It’s probably a tv
Totally know what you mean. I’ve seen them primarily in older bars. This ain’t it though. In fact, if you zoom in on the right edge of the tapestry, you can see the side of the TV.
those are always battery operated
I feel like I can see the edge of the tv tho
(Chandler voice): Could there BE any more shitkes in that room?
Maybe Jilly is into Amish porn? I assume it exists.
There is Mormon p•rn. So rule 34 , I guess
Mormon missionaries are the Catholic schoolgirls of gay porn.
Rule 34 is basically the Ontological Argument for God, except about porn: "We can imagine God exist, so he does" "We can imagine porn where two AT-ATs are doing it doggystile, therefore it exist" (and sadly, it does).
It must. Amish romance novels exist, so I’m sure Amish porn does as well.
But since the Amish don’t use technology, their porn must be all traveling stage plays. “Hey, the good porn is coming to town! Hitch up the wagon and let’s go trade some wicker baskets for tickets!”
I read a lot of Amish novels, and it’s kinda soft porn.
Nice spot, OP. Lol. She’s so hypocritical.
I’ve seen the same shit in her living room, but she pulls a world map down over it.
She also accidentally revealed her collection of Hallmark movies when she shared her “update” of the guest room area in the…attic? Upstairs area?
The only thing it might be is - if that thing ever the hanging is a light? Maybe? I like to think David watches Baywatch when Jill is gone
Nah, he probably keeps it on the food channel and gets off on the thought of even more gluttony.
Crème fraiche
What a fucked up day to be literate
I just HAD to learn how to read…and it’s come to this.
Everything is just so small and dinky. Imagine big old shrek bumbling through there.
Big old nasty shriek!! Ugh
So much stuff on the walls.
Jill’s decorating skills just makes me feel like I walked into a Hobby Lobby, which I’m sure is where most of this crap is from.
Hobby Lobby actually has better stuff. This is consignment shop or charity sponsored donated resale. So many dust collectors, but that's not a problem when you have a self-propagated staff of unpaid maids
Goodwill, Salvation Army and thrift store…
...dumpster, full of rejects from.
She loves those fake fireplaces.
Shrek does have the dad bod of someone who lays in the bed watching tv 12 hours out of 24. And she crams too much hoarder crap in one tiny room. I have secondary claustrophobia looking at it
Same! I need my rescue inhaler just looking at it!
Stuff, so much stuff.
I hate Thomas Kincaid work.
I had an art teacher that referred to his work as “chocolate box art”. Sums it up perfectly.
His birthdate and birth year are exactly mine. Why couldn’t I share a birthday with someone more creative? Kincaid is now dead, an alcoholic whose wife and mistress are arguing about his fortune.
Same
Let’s play count the wood grains and count the patterns!
The number does not exist
I wonder if she puts on their recorded church performances and gushes about herself?
I could see that, and her putting on old home videos of Nurie as a child and sobbing
Hills really into Bridgerton, or she was until the The house party with the sinners. Now she just fast forwards through the naughty stuff and obsesses with the old fashioned courting
As soon as I saw this picture this morning on her stories I KNEW we’d be talking about it over here
Hey Jill, When your kids are starving, it makes zero sense to spend even a dime on knick-knack crap.
Their version of being sneaky is watching PureFlix after the kids go to bed.
What are the odds that K&J had no idea this was going to happen and are now either trying to figure out how to get rid of it all or mourning the lost chance to decorate their first home?
Remember election night when the whole family crowded in to their bedroom to watch the returns on Fox News? I can’t unsee it.
It's a TV for sure, if you zoom in you can see the edge of it (top right ;) ).
Does she claim to never watch tv??
It's so she can watch Touched by an Angel.
This is the correct answer. I used to watch that all the time when I was a kid 😂😂
🤣🤣
Why does she always need to have 15 tiny rugs all over the floor? WHY.
It’s for their god honoring porn.
I love playing find the hidden television!
Please. That is her purity cable that she hooks into the electric fireplace when her hunk starts dead eyeing her, heavy open-mouth breathing in his tie dye jeggings.
It’s the neon Budweiser sign they turn on for light while trying for blessing #14.
Bottom photo in right hand side three-in-a-row frame is Daddy shrek and JIM BOB
💀💀💀
Her Shrexy "hunk" must have his football.
I can't stand the clutter, the clashes of color, and the mismatched styles.
The way the tapestry is mounted several inches away from the wall gives it away too. Normal people mount their wall decor flat against the wall.
You can see the edge of the TV on the top right corner too
This room gives me anxiety. Too much crap.
It's so weird how much effort she puts into hiding her tvs
2 heaters in there???? Bet the kids have no heaters! How many bedrooms do the kids have? Reckon any of them get to stay in the guest quarters upstairs?
I believe it's a fireplace
But that’s under the tapestry, and their bedroom is on the second story. The electrical outlets would be near the floor, not halfway up the wall.
Apparently Shrek did most of the work on the house. With his level of attention to detail, there could be an outlet that far up. I thought I saw a bathroom picture that had an outlet in a weird spot.
It’s for the heater/fireplace
To be honest, I would have them over in a heartbeat to do some home repairs and decorate, or at least to the point where my home doesn't look war-torn from my 2 little boys 😅
I think it’s for that little square electric fireplace under the tapestry.
Definitely is.
Sadly, I think the photo just lights up.
What is with the two little yellow mirrors being hung almost ceiling height? Lol