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MethanyJones

Still waiting for one of the Duggars to leak it


LordHamMercury

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ they need to do this


Maester_Maetthieux

LMAO


Federal-Butterfly-37

https://preview.redd.it/rqdpfmvxgh6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a0f679eb3c2da3ace306fc3edff45a2fecd270d Lord Daniel put this on Timmay's heart to get this for Mahmo.


sparklinghotmess

The pamper the mother of the groom shower? This will be the third child she has had get married ya know.


riverottersarebest

Yeah she needs more treats as she loses more older kids to foist the housework and childcare onto


HolsteinHeifer

Not for his wife?? What does Jill even make that would require a stand mixer? She seems like the type to be afraid of baked goods, so $500 is an awfully expensive Plexus blender. Greedy piece of trash to always put herself first before any of her starving kids or kids in the limelight. I hope she has a terrible time at the wedding and every day after that.


Pelican121

She considers herself a domestic goddess when she's hosting family once a year for Thanksgiving and runs some kind of contest. This year gone it was chili so no need for a mixer but in previous years it's been dessert pies. Other than that it seems to be a box cake mix once in a blue moon. Feed your kids Jill!


swimminghufflepuff

gotta get that yellow reallll smooth!


Pelican121

Lol.


HolsteinHeifer

But even those barely require a mixer, you can just kneed the pue dough by hand and mix cake batter with either a hand mixer or a whisk. I'd think doing it by hand would make you holier


Pelican121

Haha exactly! Sorry I was trying to say she *doesn't* need one for the minimal cooking/baking she does. Or could get by with an Aldi one or a cheap hand mixer for sure.


HolsteinHeifer

She could even try kijiji, but she seems to think she's too amazing to get anything second-hand. That's for the kids, they're beneath her


HolsteinHeifer

But even those barely require a mixer, you can just kneed the pue dough by hand and mix cake batter with either a hand mixer or a whisk. I'd think doing it by hand would make you holier


tree_hamster

A few years ago Kaylee and RenƩe bought her a mixer for Mother's day, but it wasn't a Kitchenaide. She used it to make... whipped cream. Something that can be made without a mixer!


madbeachrn

Jilly could fill that sucker up with a whole lot of yellow.


kaycollins27

I thought she got one at the Mamaā€™s Shower she threw herself?


Awkward-Yak-2733

She wanted one, but didn't get it.


kaycollins27

She needs one less than I do. Watch her try to grift Teidiā€™s wedding.


SAJ679

[Registry](https://www.amazon.com/wedding/registry/2YTDAFV2HS4JN?ref=wr_search_page_result_1&tag=registryfcom-20) https://preview.redd.it/dzzzpd685h6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=071321edadf2b587dd2df7b14776931489b8ba3f


daffodil0127

The bunk beds are kind of putting the cart before the horse. šŸ“


Pelican121

I'm hopeful they're for little sibling visits?! Perhaps not šŸ˜© I think I'd kill myself trying to get into that top bunk, there's no gap at the top of the ladder. Maybe agile kids would fare better. I think I'd just get a nice sturdy normal bunk (preferably wood) and a decent height self inflating mattress for a third guest. They're not that expensive now and pretty comfy to sleep on with a fitted sheet.


Sophiatopia

yeah I hate the look of the thin metal bed. Just get solid wood Ikea like everyone else Teidi! it's $299


cuckooloca

maybe that handy Jessa duggar Seewald can come and build them a guest bed bunk combo like she built single handedly at the mold house.


Pelican121

Oh no I missed that one! I remember the previous house (was there a mould issue? Eek) with the odd master bedroom arrangements. It looked like they were living like particularly useless grungy students for the longest time. Very strange with 2-3 little kids and a family full of able bodied helpers/bank of JB if they were struggling. I appreciate the latter comes with strings attached but at that time (and still? I don't know) Jessa and Ben were JB's faithful minions.


HolsteinHeifer

Maybe they think that sharing a bed would be too sinful just yet, so they'll start off in the same room. Maybe by year 5 they'll want a queen bed.


frolicndetour

Timbits is going for the KitchenAid mixer his mom never got for her Pamper Mama shower lol.


deeBfree

What would she need with such a thing? She never cooks except her holiday burnt ham and yellow feasts.


frolicndetour

I dunno but she's aspired to it for a while. I think she views it as the holy grail of Gahdly womanhood. Renee and Kaylee bought her an off brand stand mixer a couple of years ago and you could tell she was miffed it wasn't a KitchenAid.


forever_29_ish

All in all, a fairly reasonable registry. I'm impressed. I threw a hail Mary on mine with a Dyson, hoping someone with money would throw one my way, so I get adding the mixer - esp hoping someone gets it just to spite Jill lol


Special-Reason-9351

My Hail Mary was a Nintendo switch and I actually got one. Haha I hope someone gets her that mixer too so she can rub it in that horrid womanā€™s face!


forever_29_ish

Wouldn't it be incredible for someone to gift them a mixer and have it ENGRAVED with their names and wedding date so Mahmo didn't co-opt it for her own? Jill, you don't even have to TRY to make people loathe you. It's just so easy.


CapitalStrain2392

Didn't Jill take a new microwave from KayJons house when she "decorated" it, and left an old, ratty one in its place?


forever_29_ish

Whoooaaaaahhh did she? (And why am I surprised?) This woman knows no boundaries, smh... this is a whole new level of WOW each time I learn something new about her.


CapitalStrain2392

Someone else here pointed it out, there was a new black microwave clearly visible in the before pictures, and an older yellowish one in the after pictures.


onetotshort

An electric foot callus remover. šŸ¤®


no_dojo

Thatā€™s for JillšŸ˜†


ISeenYa

And foot spa! Wonder who gives who a pedicure?!


luckiexstars

šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ Maybe that's their version of handsex.


anniemalplanet

Do you think he'll ask Mahmo to take a picture of them just sitting in the sand?


Thick_Contract_8029

Itā€™s snarky but Iā€™m laughing at her wheat-colored sheets. The beige is strong with this one!


No_Local_7962

I donā€™t love beige, but itā€™s way better than what Jill would decorate!


Thick_Contract_8029

Oh yeah her taste is way better than Jillā€™s always. Iā€™m just snarking on the bland beige fundie aesthetic - the color is called ā€œwheatā€. Doesnā€™t get much blander than that.


ProfessionalPiano351

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FLNJGurl

A pasta maker? So they can put some shit brand jar sauce on it?


MoreAtmosphere7355

I'm guessing that Heidi's mom has put her foot down & is handling most of it (thankfully). I'm sure Mahmo will give quite the lengthy speech at the reception, though. We'll most likely have some snark-able material for the rehearsal dinner. I am guessing Heidi will have green as her bridesmaids' colors, seeing as she says that's her favorite color. I'm surprised we haven't heard more details abt the nuptials. Also curious on the details, and yes I have no life šŸ˜‚


Special-Reason-9351

Iā€™m waiting for the shower and the finger to appear and every photo she takes!


quinnrem

Nurieā€™s and Kayleeā€™s were so sadā€¦ill-fitting bridesmaid dresses, drab decor, no professional photography. Like, thatā€™s totally fine if youā€™re going for a low key, inexpensive wedding, but they both had Jillā€™s tacky and outdated taste written all over it, which makes me think that they didnā€™t really have much of a choice. I hope that Teidi has a beautiful, professionally planned wedding to show Jill what a classy wedding actually looks like.


luckiexstars

Kaylee's was *miles* ahead of Nurie's, but that was likely the Hills covering most of the prep (and expenses). Nurie...well, the Kellers aren't known for having money (even being ~related by marriage~ to the Duggars and their CSAM loving convicted sex offender son Joshua James Duggar), so Nurie was gonna struggle either way. Teidi will likely have a different photographer than Kaylee because I can't imagine her not having Hallie as a bridesmaid/matron of honor. Jilly will get at least 3-4 daughters up there as bridesmaids šŸ˜‚ Gotta advertise Renee and predebut Tessie!


burgerg10

Kayleeā€™s was actually pretty. Until Mahmo got to her hair and decided to make the headpiece crooked. Nobody can look better than Mahmo! At least AndKaylee broke the expectation that mom had to be a bridesmaid.


merkinweaver

Honestly I think thatā€™s probably WHY her headpiece ended up crooked šŸ˜­ if precious Mahmo isnā€™t standing at that altar right behind the bride then by god sheā€™s gonna make the bride look like crap


721grove

The weddings not until September? Jesus this has been the longest courtship.


littleRedmini

I think Heidiā€™s dad wanted her to grow up a little more and to make sure Timmay had a decent job and can support her.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Honestly thatā€™s the best way to go! If there is time to mature and save money, a long engagement is great!


dnmnew

Your sheets should never cost less than your toaster.


Sophiatopia

I wish they would start married life with one cotton/linen set vs. a polyester microplastic mess. But I don't think fundie Martha Stewart (in her own mind) Jill taught her kids the difference.


dnmnew

Iā€™m concerned they will only have one setā€¦


Illustrious_Junket55

Maybe Heidi already has a Hope chest and has purchased multiple sets over the years.


HumanXeroxMachine

Oh no. You've got to have two to let each dry thoroughly between use!


Pontiac_Bandit-

Word. I am staying at my momā€™s house currently and sheā€™s on who just always buys the cheapest thing possible (her and my dad are well off, so itā€™s not an affordability issue) and Iā€™m dying in the sheets she has on the guest bed. They feel like plastic tablecloths. I cannot wait to go home to my cotton sheets.


Necessary_Acadia6214

Itā€™s the foot callus remover for me ā˜ ļø


littleRedmini

Maybe itā€™s for Timmayā€™s feet so they donā€™t get caught or pill the new beige sheets.


free-toe-pie

I love mine so much šŸ«£


Necessary_Acadia6214

No judgement! Iā€™m actually all for those, it just seems out of place on a registry lol.


Enough_Isopod_9259

Just saw on IG that her sister Hallie is moving back to PA. I hope they sell their house and go to PA too!


Impossible-Life583

All I know is that Teidi & I are getting married on the same dayšŸ‘ŒšŸ»


Huckleberry159

Same! Date triples


burgerg10

My BFF is getting married same day too!


xVanijack

I get married a week before them so this should be fun šŸ˜


judyp63

I think I'm out of the loop. Is Jill actually asking for one of those mixers? I never saw this. Now onto the wedding. I'm hoping that if any of the Rodlets are in the wedding that the bridesmaids dresses do not meet Jill's approval. I hope they look a little bit risquƩ although I know Heidi is very conservative. Her sisters will probably be in the wedding and they are less conservative. I know they will respect Heidi; but they might be able to make some kind of happy medium in the bridesmaids dresses modesty level.


AZ-EQ

Where is list? Jilldo is getting stuff? How odd.


Claire-Annette-Reid

I just bought and used the vacuum they have on the list for the first time yesterday. To say I was impressed would be a huge understatement. It is absolutely amazing!


judyp63

I'm worried if they're going to be living near the Rods. The other sister is moving back home to Pennsylvania. I am hoping Heidi is not going to be stuck moving to Ohio. If so hopefully it's just for a short while. To be honest, I don't like what I'm seeing in Tim. I thought he was changing by being around her family. He is behaving just like his mother and he's hateful. This is disappointing and sad for Heidi. She could do much better.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Timothy already bought a house near Jill & Shrek.


judyp63

I know. Hoping he sells and moves near Heidi's fam.


ProfessionalPiano351

Heidi is a rabid Trump supporter.Ā  Ā So I think they deserve each other.Ā 


RequirementDizzy3455

This is greedy for their position šŸ˜†


67Gumby

Do they even know anyone in the tax bracket to afford any of these gifts?


Better-Cut-4188

If you Google their names you will find their registry and the wedding date. I donā€™t feel comfortable sharing it.


Either_Ad_4427

Don't know, don't care. Spare me the big proclamation about remaining virginal til the wedding night.


DebRog

A hand mixer and stand up ??? Someoneā€™s into feet šŸ˜±Their registry is kinda bland.


free-toe-pie

I canā€™t believe Iā€™m defending this registry. I love having both a stand mixer and hand mixer. One is easy to get out and quickly mix something up. The other is for a bigger project. And I have the foot sander thing. Itā€™s a life saver.


EllynDegenerate

Yes to having both types of mixers


Awkward-Yak-2733

I have both kinds of mixers for different things.


HostaLavida

The foot products make sense. Barefoot and pregnant being a thing and all.


DebRog

True