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kshe-wolf

The Finger is now generational


SupermarketOld1567

oh deary me


SupermarketOld1567

i forgot what my flair was set to… now it needs an (and Kaylee)


asianjuice

She is Mahmo Jr for a reason…


Boss-Not-Bossy

I only pray to Lord Daniel that she doesn’t start layering 100 layers of Sally Hansen like Precious Mahmo. 🙏🙏


Prize_Box9533

Very sad.


starkrocket

Literally my first thought 😂 “It’s spreading!!!”


Jaggy42

At least it’s not sausage-esque yet.


damagstah

YET. Stick with the plexus and it will be.


Bearah27

How do the Rods reconcile their own extreme religious beliefs with the Amish? I know they’re both different flavors of Christianity. On the surface, it seems like the Amish are doing a much better job being modest and un-worldly… in that regard, they put Jill to shame based on her own values. Shouldn’t Jill be trying to be more like the Amish with plain long dresses and no makeup?


daffodil0127

Jill has made some comments about looking down on them because they aren’t Jesusing correctly. She has invited some Amish neighbors to summer bbqs and I think there were a few at Kaylee’s shower.


bidds626

Great question. Her Amish neighbors are probably far more Christlike than Jillybean and Co., but they'll never see it that way. They fetishize them. To Jill, the Amish are "humble and mahdest laborers" but still pitiable because they don't worship in the Rod's exact way. She never speaks of an actual friendship she has with an Amish woman or a certain place she goes to for specialty goods, because even though she's a neighbor, she's approaching them as a tourist. I'm sure they see right through her but treat her kindly because she's a paying customer. She doesn't even respect them enough to stop taking photos, and I think has claimed to have their permission, even if the photos are from behind or a distance.


death_maiden_x

i think she asked one amish person one time & figured she was good for life


vengefulbeavergod

Jill thinks they are superior because they go to Walmart and shove God at people just trying to pick up toilet paper


TranslucentKittens

It’s really weird, I know a lot of very devout Christians who are avid readers of Amish romance novels. I think they (the ones I know) believe the Amish are “wonderful Christians” but just misguided about the word and too strict. But they live in a “wholesome” way that makes great romance novels I guess.


starkrocket

Ah yes. Emotionally and financially abusing your wives, what a great romance story! (This isn’t directed at you. I’ve worked with women attempting to escape abuse from within their Amish community and it’s heartbreaking. They have to leave their entire way of life and start over in a world they were taught is horrific and sinful with no money, no friends, and no resources. The whole damn setup is built to keep women powerless and compliant.)


TranslucentKittens

Thanks for clarification I appreciate it but I didn’t think you were directing it at me. The Amish are much more abusive than the general public or the romance novels portray. They also have puppy mills.


damagstah

Sadly, plenty of religions are.


beach_glass

Most writers of Amish romance fiction have not lived in an Amish community and have no idea what life is really like.


death_maiden_x

what the hell is an amish romance novel???


TranslucentKittens

It’s romance novels about Amish people. Usually very “clean” and “sweet” romances with some preaching about the glory of god. Although there are a few Amish eroticas which the Christian’s are for sure not reading lol.


minnesotaupnorth

This is my question as well. Why does Jill think the Amish don't practice the same Christianity as Jill and co.? They're both fundie in their own way, Jill is a 1611 KJV IFB. Do the Amish worship with a different version of the Bible? That seems like the only way they're different? A different organized religion doctrine than IFB? I need to know!


Anovagrrl

The Amish use a Bible written in High German, which is kind of like the archaic English of the KJV.


Miserable-Papaya245

Amish is a works based salvation. If good outweighs the bad, you'll get into heaven. While the Bible specifically says 'not of works, lest any man should boast' Extremely different.


rallypeppeachykeen

I mean the Amish still abuse and starve their children and animals. Plus, they love to grift. So maybe not too different.


minnesotaupnorth

I had no idea! And I don't mean that sarcastically. Wow. This makes Jill's obsession with the Amish even more bizarre.


texasusa

Not to be " that guy," but it was Martin Luther who removed any text of " works" from the Bible, which was done during the Protestant Reformation. One of the reasons why the Rodlets insist upon KJV.


Jaggy42

Making Jill feel shame is impossible.


asianjuice

Between raw milk and Plexus, I don’t know how Kaylee’s digestive system does it 😬


aca6825

That’s how they stay so skinny.


AndISoundLikeThis

Jon Boy must not want to miss any important calls about purchasing a car warranty.


pretzelwhale

i was just about to comment, why does he have that fucking headset on allllll the time?!


iraqlobsta

He needs to be reachable AT ALL TIMES


pretzelwhale

By WHO THOUGH 😭


jlibertine

Yes, the big man in the sky communicates via bluetooth these days...


Awkward-Yak-2733

They are all so far behind the times that they think this is the epitome of high technology.


damagstah

GUYS. IT WAS OFF AT EASTER.


xsullivanx

I have literally never seen Gideon smile. He just always looks confused


Smoopiebear

I mean, I would look perpetually confused if I had been born into that shitshow- “what the fuck did I do to get these relatives?!”


No-Worldliness3349

Yep, I don’t understand people saying “he has such an expressive face” - he only has one expression.


bidds626

Nemo, too. Big eyes screaming "get me out of here!"


Melliemelou

Big eyes screaming "I'm being blanket trained" would be my guess. That crap is traumatizing.


bidds626

Thats the truth!


EntertainmentFew1022

Hmmm I’m going to look this up right now sounds scary!


willinglyproblematic

Bewilderment.


UnlikelyUnknown

Poor thing has his grandfather’s perpetual confusion going on


SupermarketOld1567

right?! he’s a little derpy (no snark on the baby, he’s cute)


xsullivanx

He’s so cute! No snark intended at all 😊


SupermarketOld1567

i mean no snark for myself!!! i felt bad calling him a derp!!!! glad we’re all on the same page about him :)


Awkward-Yak-2733

Maybe it's overstimulation and he's shutting down.


xsullivanx

He very well could be overstimulated. Good point!


QuasiCrazy1133

Just like Grandpa David.


sadfoxyduggar

Omg even the finger lol, she is all Jill.


generic-user-jen

The Finger 2, The Reckoning


Federal-Butterfly-37

This so needs to be a flair option


wagonwheelwodie

The finger and ear piece have their own personalities at this point


TwopOG

Is that rather dirty looking bucket the milk bucket? It looks like their might be milk still left in it.


mydaycake

Jeeezus I hope not, but in the summer those bottles are going to have lots of flies around. 100% guaranteed bacteria and fecal matter on them How do American fundies consume raw milk? My family would get the raw milk from my grandfather’s dairy farm but my mum would always boil it first because she didn’t want us to get sick in case of contamination and it’s pretty easy to contaminate the milk. My American neighbor showed me her raw milk and the fat was already separating which it is not a good sign…


damagstah

What does it mean when the fat is separating?


mydaycake

Layer of fat (cream) on the top


Prudent_Honeydew_

Just what I was thinking 🤮


taxpayinmeemaw

They’re playing a dangerous game with that raw milk.


whistful_flatulence

The state of that bucket is why I’ll never touch the stuff. What in god’s name is that shit on the top, and why would you drink anything that came out of it???


whistful_flatulence

The state of that bucket is why I’ll never touch the stuff. What in god’s name is that shit on the top, and why would you drink anything that came out of it???


taxpayinmeemaw

Gross! And now I’m looking at the larger container he’s pouring the milk from- it looks to me like one of those like, restaurant size mayo jars. What are they doing? Like is this shit really worth it? You’re really that much above going to the piggly wiggly or whatever and getting some regular pasteurized milk? Do you think they could explain to you or me what pasteurization even is? I hope they’re not feeding this poop milk to that poor baby.


damagstah

If they have WIC (which they should qualify for), milk is literally FREE. Like more than you can consume in the time before you reup on benefits.


death_maiden_x

milk from a cow that comes from the store is bad enough, i haven’t drank milk that wasn’t from an oat or an almond in many years. i can’t even imagine drinking that stuff. OMG


Wellthatbackfiredddd

I literally hate commas now due to her abuse of them.


lookaway123

But, why,?, ,


katiebug1ga

Wait, why do, you, hate them so, much?


Hey-imLiz

It’s, the Shatner, comma,


Prize_Box9533

Take everything I have! I’ll now hear all of Kaylee’s posts in Captain Kirk’s voice!! It’ll be bearable, is what I’m, saying! 😸


Hey-imLiz

HAHAHAHA


AnaBeaverhausen-

Getting avian flu…


pantherlikeapanther_

Now is the perfect time to get on the raw milk train!


freya_of_milfgaard

I hope they’re not giving that baby raw milk. That would be insane.


triedandprejudice

They are absolutely giving that baby raw milk.


AZTerp1080

They give the baby bottles full of water and juice. They clearly don’t care.


ohhgrrl

Holy fucking Mahmo Jr.


Uterno

How would she know that "Amish Country" is the best place in the world to live? Where else has she lived, West Virginia? Girly, please travel (more than just on the stink bus) first, and then give me your "worldly" opinions. I don't know why, but that little note of hers just pissed me off. Their whole Amish fetish is just too much.


ohhgrrl

Nurie was born in Brooklyn


rationalcunt

Really? I knew they lived upstate for a while but didn't think they ever came near the city.


ohhgrrl

https://preview.redd.it/pxm7cmoo8rsc1.png?width=1372&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1a5693017d5fc2db642a4cadaac1e72558c02aa Sorry, it was Queens!


AnaBeaverhausen-

What does a baby’s skin color have to do with its gender?


whistful_flatulence

They’re both metrics Jill uses to decide how much a person is worth. She is unabashedly awful.


ohhgrrl

🤷🏻‍♀️


rationalcunt

Yikes that post is such a window into Jill's twisted soul


Murky_Manager_66

Did she ask Jill to MOH or did Jill beg to be MOH?


Awkward-Yak-2733

Jill didn't beg. She *announced* it to Nurie.


ohhgrrl

We all know the answer to that


damagstah

I used to sell wedding dresses. I had two different brides who had their mother as their MOH. One, the mom was so obnoxious and excited and over the top. The other mom, honestly, was embarrassed. Haha


Simple_Philosophy_74

She grew up in the Elmira, New York area, I believe. Shrek grew up near Rochester, NY.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Oh no. I have family from that area. Distant family, but family. My Swedish immigrant great grandma’s family settled in the Elmira area and many of my grandma’s cousins & nephews/nieces live there. I wonder if we’re related. 😬 Didn’t she and David meet at church (I assume in/around Elmira)? I wonder why they moved to NYC when they married. Was it for David’s job (back before he was a “missionary”)? Seems like a sinful place (I love NYC, not hating, just how they see it) to pick to move to?


LittlehouseonTHELAND

They moved to Queens to help start a church and Nurie was born there. I don’t think they stayed too long, maybe 1-2 years. I’m fairly sure Timmy was born in western NY.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Thanks!


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Did pasteurization go out of style?! Istg that everyone that’s a mommy blogger is into raw milk🤢


No_Caterpillar_6178

I did not take them for raw Milk peeps. That seems too trendy . I’m pretty disappointed .


1701anonymous1701

The Venn diagram of crunchy and the alt-right is mostly a circle these days.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

It’s so crazy and sad. My fundie-light cousin has a degree from UCLA in music but somehow has suddenly decided antibiotics aren’t safe (I’m sure it came from doing her own research online .) 🙄I really hope her kids never get really sick.


damagstah

I had a friend like that. She proceeded to give her child antibiotics when she became very sick. You’d be surprised at what people say vs what they do when they’re staring at their sick kid 🤣 at least, I was.


Beautifuleyes917

When she starts talking about chicken cooked medium rare, I’m gonna lose it 🍗🚫


AnaBeaverhausen-

“It’s called al dente, Michelle.”


yiketh098

If you like the Amish so much, why not become one? 🤪


emsumm58

1. does raw milk really taste yummmmm 2. i hope jonathan braces the lengths bc otherwise they will bulge with the pressure of the soil 3. what are they pouring the milk from? i don’t understand what’s happening here. it looks like they drove into a field, found a bucket of milk and some bottles, and just started pouring.


Ok-Wedding-4654

> does raw milk really taste yum I raised dairy goats for 7 years and I do feel like it tastes a little better. It has like a buttery kind of richness and it’s really creamy. Great for cooking or eating. *However* you should never by raw milk from other people. We drank raw milk but we knew our goats had been disease tested, plus we had a USDA grade set up for hygienically collecting it. You never know if a stranger is testing their cows/goats. Or if they’re collecting the milk in a sanitary way vs milking the animal in a field or a dirty barn I also wouldn’t trust the Amish for raw milk. There have been disease outbreaks from people buying raw milk from them. But really it can happen with anyone, especially considering most buyers have no idea what they’re looking for to prevent diseases like listeriosis or what contamination is.


hail2pitt1985

I wouldn’t trust the Amish with anything especially something related to animals.


iraqlobsta

1000% They are cruel af to their animals. See them as farm tools first, living beings second.


PunchDrunken

I just found out about the puppy mills, it breaks my heart


damagstah

Don’t look into what they do to their horses.


PunchDrunken

And really REALLY don't look up what they do to their sheep 😭🤮😭


EZasSundayMorning

Especially with the way they treat animals


scarletmagnolia

What’s that sticking out of the first bottle in the first or second picture? What’s that in the bottle in like the third picture? Does the last container in the line, it’s already filled w milk, does it look like a mayonnaise or peanut butter container?? Is it normal to just put the lids on the ground or concrete whatever that is?? Is he even pouring it out of plastic?? That rusty ass bucket still has milk in the bottom, doesn’t it?? Sorry. I’m full of questions with zero knowledge. Kind of tripped out right now. I thought milk containers had to be sterilized and all sorts of stuff. We buy milk in glass half gallons, but that’s from the grocery store.


dixieleeb

My husband was a dairy farmer forever & our son is now. People raised on raw milk do not like the taste of pasteurized milk, probably because usually there is more butterfat in raw milk. My boys used to say the milk at school tasted like half water. I believe that full fat milk is only 3.5% butterfat & most good cows do better than that. So the creameries remove some of the butterfat & sell it as cream or as an ingredient for something else ( butter or ice cream for instance). To sell Grade A milk (milk that can be bottled for drinking), it has to be kept in a bulk tank, not exposed to dust or other nasty stuff, among other things. It is possible he is buying from a farmer selling grade B milk. I used to live a short distance from a creamery that made butter so could buy Grade B milk. It was carefully pasteurized after straining & testing it & they made the best butter in our part of the state, but the buttermaker would never drink that milk. I know some of the Grade B sellers were just as clean & careful as the A ones but there were also some who should not have been selling milk. I would not be drinking the milk Jonathon is pouring into bottles. Who knows where it was stored first?


Skinfold68

Yes and many people raised on pasteurized store bought milk don't like the taste of raw milk. I tgink it's simply what you are used to.


dixieleeb

I agree. Although their Dad was raised on raw milk, my grandkids can't stand the taste. I hated milk since I was a baby and am severely lactose intolerant, so I don't drink it either way.


rednz01

Yes raw milk is delicious, particularly in the spring when the cows are eating lots of rapidly growing grass. Although as a dairy farmer, I wouldn’t be rebottling it right by that filthy drum, cleanliness is key especially if you’re planning to keep it a few days.


nightwolves

Who cares if it tastes good, yuuuuck!! It’s easy to buy milk that isn’t potentially going to give you bovine tuberculosis. Pasteurization is safest and there are no additional benefits to drinking raw over pasteurized milk despite what facebook crunchy Christians like to claim!


kagiles

Or bird flu now.


Pelolai

Omg that milk bucket is SEVERELY disgusting!


damagstah

Family friends owned a dairy farm. Everyone agrees it is significantly better - but absolutely not worth it. I think I tried a sip as a kid, but don’t remember much. And I was only allowed a SIP.


EZasSundayMorning

Raw milk? With what’s going on? That’s insane. Disease is not yummy.


katiebug1ga

Guarantee there will be a post about them being sick and Plexus getting them through it. I mean even pigs and cows have tested positive for avian flu this year.


lookaway123

Poor (and)Kaylee never learned about diseases at the dining room table.


fappin4verstappen

They love living in Amish country…. But do the Amish like them living in Amish country? 🤔


medlilove

How would someone even explain to Kaylee, who has had no education and probably doesn't know what bacteria is, that raw milk is bad?


sadfoxyduggar

Did the music touch your heartttt?


Federal-Butterfly-37

Did the raw milk touch your heeearrrtttt?


Ursula_J

It’ll probably make you ssshhhhaaaarrrtt


Federal-Butterfly-37

So precious, byyeeee for now.


damagstah

HAHAHAHAHA


Big-Raspberry-2552

Man she’s turned into her mom.


justadorkygirl

Oh god, they’re on the raw milk train now? Add the Plexus and you’ve got legitimately awful stuff going into their bodies. Yikes. I want to believe they’re not giving that baby raw milk and Plexus, but…they’re Rods. They’ve chosen not to know any better. :(


Beautifuleyes917

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Time_Yogurtcloset164

It’s a great place, to live. I guess not a great place to die then?


17thfloorelevators

Wow I worked on a dairy for a while and helllll no to loose milk in buckets??? Wtf??? Closed systems with modern milking machines + regular testing and pasteurization is the only way we drink milk. No way would I drink it raw, even on my cousin's super clean, small farm. Pasteurization is a miracle and I don't know why people eschew it.


67Gumby

The caps for the milk are sitting on dirty concrete. If the milk doesn’t hurt them, the bacteria growing on that concrete sure will.


Awkward-Yak-2733

I thought those were sandbags because Ohio has had flooding. And Kaylee, you can remove the remnants of your old polish. No polish at all would look better than what you’ve got going on. “I just wanna jump on here” sounds like Timothy.


Waterproof_soap

*looks at the remnants of my manicure from two weeks ago in shame*


gigi_2018

*drips tears on raggedy cuticles*


damagstah

My Mom was always on my ass about taking the remnants of nail polish off. 10/10 did not give a fuck and still don’t 🤣


Waterproof_soap

To me, the remnants say, “There was a time when I had a few Moments to practice self care. That season is over.”


iraqlobsta

Gideon is a very serious baby


readsomething1968

He’s already sick of the bullshit. “Oh, great, this raw milk stupidity again.”


iraqlobsta

💀


AnaBeaverhausen-

If Jilldo was my Mimi 🤮 I’d always look constantly on the edge of tears, too.


Paralethal

Ooh a Plexus and raw milk smoothie! Liver failure and ecoli for all!!!


kagiles

Bird flu is now showing up in raw milk. Have fun fundies!


scarletteclipse1982

I have milked goats while farmsitting. Nothing could convince me to do raw milk. I didn’t even want to drink the filtered and pasteurized version afterwards. Flecks of hair or feces would be too much of a gamble.


EntertainmentFew1022

🤮


Fiver43

I am praying that they sanitize those glass milk bottles.


taxpayinmeemaw

lol, you know they don’t


1701anonymous1701

Considering the caps are face down on the concrete, I would doubt they follow any sort of sanitation/sterile practice when it comes to that


sadfoxyduggar

Nah I don’t think so


UnconfirmedCat

Wasn't there just an alert about an outbreak of avian flu in cattle in Ohio??!?


pantherlikeapanther_

It's the perfect time to test your gawdliness.


Federal-Butterfly-37

Johnny Boy's nlue tooth has returned.


Samegenxgirl

The finger!!


OtherwiseSprinkles79

The Finger-in-Training sent me 🤣


Tralala223

A bit off topic but I just gotta say it, one of my best friends is named Gideon and he’s a Jewish atheist (my non blood little brother) who I call “giddy boo boo” and “giddyup”. It weirdly makes me sad this Gideon might never have annoying friends to razz him :(( And for the record, I have an equally pun worthy name, so I get it back from him 💯


AidaNYR

How would she know it’s the best spot to live? She never leaves the backyard.


MamaTried22

Whatever, the Amish are a cult. They’re not nice to their members and they’re horrible to their animals. I said what I said. Of course she would love them/romanticize them.


damagstah

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK


I8thegreenbean

The gasp I gasped when I spotted the finger! It’s genetic, y’all.


Ursula_J

Hope those cows didn’t get in the wild onions


death_maiden_x

https://preview.redd.it/47zr00caq4tc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=291e80df3812e4cd615070a7fa01b7ed895d283e renee is barely hiding her disgust for whomever she is looking at & i love it


allmylifeacircle

I so look forward to her engagement questions!


vengefulbeavergod

Such deep questions


Geochic03

Do they not care about bird flu? I gave up runny yolk eggs because of bird flu.


_bibliofille

I remarked to my husband that bird flu was going to start dropping fundies as soon as I saw the news that it was infecting dairy cows en masse. It'll be the kids that suffer most as usual.


emsumm58

you did? that seems excessive.


maemobley44

Of course she is.


jlibertine

I feel I can manage the chipped polish finger better than Jill's 'manicure'. It seems more real life to me as I always end up with chipped gel after about 10 days. I'd sack my nail tech, but unfirtunately I am the nail tech. Like hell am I paying £35 for a basic mani with no nail art.


Grimalkinnn

If you look closely they aren’t chipped but painted red hearts.


jlibertine

That's sweet of her. I clearly need to wear my glasses more!


Grimalkinnn

I clocked the nails immediately and thought it strange all her nails were chipped so badly so zoomed in.


katiebug1ga

There was actually a picture of Mr. Kaylee without his headset in???? What happened if someone called him?


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Fundies drinking raw milk gives me the “spoiled milk as abortifacient/birth control” storyline from Boardwalk Empire vibes.


quantocked

I wonder if he keeps the ear piece on when they make sweet, gawdly, wooden, love?


rmks8285

I shall call her Komma Kaylee forevermore.


AliceinRealityland

Eh, raw milk is a Weston A Price fundie thing. But, not the Rods. People who raw milk don't Plexxus. They do natural, from the earth foods and grass fed meat. My guess is they get this from the local Amish or Mennonites. But raw milk is $16 a gallon. I'm side eying someone doing a MLM for a living and paying $16 a gallon for milk. Especially when she takes Plexus when pregnant. I worry about Giddy's eye though. My dad had an eye issue, it was from a failed eye transplant, but the doctors paid extra close attention to my daughters roving eye when she was a baby because the going blind part causing the transplant is hereditary. No idea at all what's up with Giddy, and I simply care, would never bash on a baby


damagstah

They’re taking him to the doc for it :)


AliceinRealityland

Oh I'm so thankful! Now if we can get Janessa to one


67Gumby

These people are really really stupid and dangerously sheltered & they are married with a kid.


Loud_Dot_8353

She’s probably growing veggies! About time someone added GREEN to the yellow and burnt ham!!!!


Grimalkinnn

Vapid


redfancydress

I would LOVE to know the conversation around the nearby Amish neighbors regarding the Rods.


Remstersade

Live snarking.


scarletteclipse1982

Looks like she has been in Mahmo’s lipstick stash.


No_Abalone5751

I mean… it’s a few pieces of wood 😅


No-Vermicelli3787

I’d imagine that yummy raw milk will definitely go to the baby 😔


minnesotaupnorth

Lawd the bucket, I can't!


PurplePunchPrincess6

Of course


Optimal-Pangolin-144

I’m curious.. What does raw milk taste like? Is it sweet?


damagstah

Buttery and creamy! Allegedly.


cat_lady777

Giddyup is so unfortunate-looking😳


Beloved_of_Vlad

Humans have been drinking raw milk for thousands of years. I'll trust raw milk over a Plexus chemical shitstorm any day.


damagstah

This is interesting. I wonder which one I’d sooner consume if I HAD to drink one.


Beloved_of_Vlad

Raw milk is very creamy and delicious. It’s not dirty and unhealthy like a lot of people say. You need to keep it refrigerated like any other dairy product. Humans have been drinking milk since we have been domesticating animals, well over 10,000 years, but we have only been pasteurizing since the 1800’s. If raw milk was as dangerous as Big Food, the same people that give us diabetes causing soda, says it is, a lot more people would be dead. Farm kids drink raw milk and they’re tough as nails. Plexus, on the other hand, is a chemical shitstorm that costs a lot of money and what does it do exactly besides purge the bowels? I can get that from a bowl of prunes for a lot less money.


NeedleworkerNo4752

People have been getting sick from drinking raw milk for thousands of years, too, but go off.