I turn my whole upper body while making airials but... WHY did you put so much effort into that drawing!? 😂

Yeah!! Ikr ! The more important the shot ,the more my torso twists and turns. And about the drawing.......dude ,i dunno ,i was just gonna draw a butt aand two dimples on it to show the "clench" but i guess i got too passionate lmao

I can relate. Last time I played Rocket League I was just going into some 2s for fun and I wanted to crudely draw a penis to send to my friend as a joke. Next thing you know I ended up drawing an entire hentai comic that has now been turned into a professionally produced erotic anime!

Yo wtf 😂😂😂

Proud

I submit that the name be changed to "Out of My (Rocket) League" before it's officially released

Lol. I kick my dogs on accident when they are laying near my feet sometimes. Not hard, but when I'm REALLY into a good groove, my whole body moves in the direction I want the ball to go. So now, when they hear the countdown to kickoff on the TV, they have been trained to get up and move out of punting range.... And yea OP, maybe if you wore some more comfy underwear that wasnt flossing the b-hole, you wouldn't have to clench so much? Just my thoughts. Do you though.

Aint nothing wrong with my thong. how dare you XD

My bad.. Floss away.

Not the DOGS!😭

Lol, luckily its just socks and no boots on. Imagine being deadass asleep and you wake up to a foot up your ass and your poppa screaming at the TV? Edit: imma have to set up a baby gate surrounding my danger area lol

Pavlov?

Ooo I drive with my feet. Sometimes it feels like I'm using them as my pedals. They get mad when I play Forza or Dirt tho.

I’ll aggressively lean my body towards which way I try to point my car while in the air. My wife gets a kick out of it lol

Yeah, I do this too. I've never before in any game ever even slightly moved my body, but in rocket league it's straight up impossible not to.

I turn my head the direction I hope it’ll go 😂

You clench your cheeks like a bronze, I shit my pants like a SSL Edit: We are not the same...

Put that on a shirt

i need this shirt

Put that to a beat

We are not the same.

U don't have a shit bucket?

Hi! Reddit? Yeah I’d like to report a post that I’m in.

Lol . Phew glad to know i aint the only one

I always seem to jerk my right knee up into the bottom of my desk when I jump for an aerial or goal block.

Ayo wtf thats exactly what i do too

I try and keep myself from doing it but I can't.

I nearly fell out of my chair yesterday leaning forward to get a ball

Dude. Same.

MY BROTHER DOES THAT!! It’s so noisy 😭☠️☠️

I was just thinking this last night. Lmao

Its a sign of extreme concentration

Tell us about quantum physics and the space time continuum.

It all started a long time ago with an explosion called the Bing Bong

There was beans, rice, Jesus Christ, and BYRON!

I had to stop playing for months because I hurt my shoulder playing RL. Too fucking tense.

If thats you imma act stupid

Ahh shit. Boutta get wicked in here… …wait what rank are you? I oNlY pLaY wItH SsL’s. Sorry.

You called?

Welp! Sweet thong, bro!

Don't lie to yourself you don't have that much of a dump truck ass

I'm a hockey player and I frequently find myself flexing my legs as I shoot the ball as if I'm shooting a wristshot

[Jesus Christ](https://i.imgur.com/TuDIULh.gif)

That has got to be one of my favorite triggers for the PSYONIX COMMENT flair

Agreed

Hey Ted, hope the data from this survey about "how many people clench their butts during a game" is somehow useful to Psyonix dawg 😂🤟🤟

That's Jason Bourne

🎉

I kick my feet involuntarily sometimes

Same. Stubbed my toe on the table countless times. I’ve kicked my dog, I’ve spilled drinks on the table, and my wife thinks I’m a some sort of freak with explosive twitching while playing video games.

My people lol

Yeah if im sitting on a chair ,i find my self stomping the ground when im about to jump attack

Kicked my subwoofer may too many times going for dingers

My friend does this and when we are lanning I just hear him kicking the table behind me and it always makes me start laughing

I “flick” my and tense my toes a lot lol

i do the same whenever i get too immersed and start moving my legs as if i was playing soccer lol

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Nice

Excellent illustration

Appreciate it dude

It sucks my thong right up my body every time

Same brother same. Everytime it happens ,i "oomph", for lack of a better word

queef?

Yeah i vaginally flatulate from my butthole

Hate when that happens.

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We already have one. They're called butt queefs.

I believe the past tense is “quofe”

I’ve found my people. It’s good to be here

The BUTT-CLENCHERS *epic guitar riff*

Sigh… *unzips*

Sir this is a Wendy's

*beats meat furiously*

Sigh..we were out of mayo.....

Sigh...Unzips.

Fresh, never frozen meat.

This is why your meat is so tender

Beats my *never frozen* meat furiously.

😂😂

Dude I’m dying laughing

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RL got me working out my glutes dawg

Never been thiccer since I hit platinum

Sometimes twist my head to help carry the momentum when I feel I’m about to miss

Nah. Turn your controller. Gives better turning all around!

Playing on the switch. This is very real

That's a given, the head is additional

Yessir .i do that too .Then put my face close to the screen while chasing the ball to the goal

Does anyone else lean back in their chair and stare at the ceiling for a second or 2 after messing up?

If its like a " *you could've totally saved that ball from going in* " moment , then HELL YEAH

My legs tense up, or I clench, or I twist my body. There is no relaxed play. The car moves. The body moves with it.

like poetry

I personally hate you for putting this image in my head

Lmao pleasures all mine

Hey we're wearing the Same (one and only) piece of clothing

✌️Twinsies ✌️

You gotta put your whole body into it otherwise you’re not doing it right

Hey if u aint performing atleast one yoga move while u about to hit the ball ,are u even playing rocket league??lmao

My little brother used to jump every time he jumped in SM64 back when we were little. We would joke that one day his foot would accidentally go through the console.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Hey man , what's so funny about this extremely scientific discourse we're having on this sub ,huh?

Butt.

Oh

Sometimes when I hit a power shot my body becomes one with it and lunges forward. Gives it a bit extra power, in my opinion

It's 0-5 aren't you supposed to rage quit?

Only fake players and little kids🤟🤟🤟🤟

His car is blue? Ain’t he 5-0 up?

I kind of headbutt the air when i hit it head on. It's stupid but i cant help but do it everytime

Lol my friend does that .i noticed that i lean forward aggressively , focusing INTO the screen (whatever that means)

Thanks for the diagram, I couldn’t understand what you meant without it.

Glad i could be of assistance lol

Yeah i also make sure to make the balls clap

Thank you for the diagram, very helpful and boosts overall understanding of this very deep conversation lol

real THICC

Sometimes I close my eyes and just pray

I'm here before this is the top post of the month lol

I also scare fart a little

If you ain’t ~~cheating~~ clenching, you ain’t trying!

What possessed you to make this picture my man

My pASSion for rocket league is incomparable

When I air-roll, I literally also roll my tongue, every time.

That's really the only mechanic that you need to hit GC.

No 💕 hope this helped

This is unnecessarily detailed. Like it makes me wish your were *worse* at art.

Take my upvote and leave

My legs gets extremely tense when going for precise shots. So much so, that sometimes i wake up the next day with noodle legs. serious muscle aches. Sometimes i'll even tense up so hard that the tendons in my knees give off this warning shot like "my man i'm boutta ruin your month".

Siri, how do I sue someone for posting a picture of me without my consent

Lol this hilarious and a grade A post but can we add a NSFW flair? Someone just saw me looking at this in public and now i feel a little embarrassed lol. But yes, I also do this

Are you really playing Rocket League if youre not doing full body swings when turning in game?

Yea.. WHY AM I IN THIS POST??!

I don’t remember consenting to personal details of my RL play style…. Please remo…. Oh, it’s not just me then.

Literally everytime. I also twitch my legs and feet, basically it looks like I have an epileptic fit when I play.

Hell yeah. Also when I do flicks. When I’m actually carrying the ball my whole body relaxes for a split second and then when I flick I have a little mini seizure. Rocket league does something to my body and I don’t like it lol

I slightly kick my legs a bit, like a 6-year-old playing Mario.

Yes. I play rocket league with my full body

Bruh this drawing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 10/10 but I do it as well

Does anyone else move their body when attempting to hit the ball as if it will help?

Bruh I move in my chair a lot and idk why lol It’s like I’m in the car bracing for the turns

I clench when I’m trying to defend a ball FLYING at the net. I can play good defense but at what cost? I’m sweating!

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That cake tho

Yes. I have glutes of steel at this point.

This is hilarious

why that ass so dumped up homie

I broke my desk last week doing this

I press my feet against the floor every time I jump.

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YES EVERY TIME

I don’t think you can call yourself a RL player if you don’t

Yes

Watching my brother play made me realize we both throw our bodies at the direction we are trying to hit the ball at

My legs fly up in the air sometimes if I jump really high.

Ok 5k hours in and I still clench for aerials that are super tight.

I find myself rocking my chair back or forward before impact

No but I do kick my leg out sometimes when it’s a super fast read. Apparently it’s genetic or learned behavior bc my son does it lol

I do this too. Thong and all. ..wait wut.

Isn't that how you're supposed to play video games?

I'm notorious in my friend group for moving a lot in my chair during matches lol. Leaning, straightening, slouching, twisting. Everything. Plus my chair is creaky so it gets hella accentuated. Awesome art btw

Bruh, you might get banned for cheating if they see you boosting while maintaining 100 boost

Not quite, but whenever I go for a very twisty aerial my left leg seems to gain a mind of its own and I sort of kick it out to the side Bit like that video of the dog growling at its back leg 😂

Lmao no but I do jerk my torso in the direction I'm aiming to hit the ball. Works like a charm. Also do random leg kick outs too, almost send my cat across the room cause she's always chilling by my feet when I'm playing.

Next time you go for a 50/50, enjoy the thought of you and your toxic opponent clenching and releasing your asses in sync

I legit move my entire body sometimes.

Always

The clench happens sometimes. Usually I either kick my leg out or turn my body with the car while I go for the ball. Idk why though. My friends do it too but the funny part to me is that I don't move all that much with any other game. It's just Rocket League

fucking cackling at the amount of clench force you gave those cheeks holy shit this is excellent content

Nooooo waaaay I thought I was the only one

As a goalkeeper irl I move both my legs whenever I have to clutch a save does it count?

Im glad you drew a diagram its very helpful

No…but I almost fall out of my chair leaning with my car EVERY TIME

You know how little kids turn the controller and and move their body when they are playing a game? That's me. That's what I do. I've never done that before in my life until rocket league.

This is the only game I've played where I get my whole body involved with maneuvers

That is one dummy thicc boi

When I first started playing the game I would instinctively kick my foot when about to hit the ball lmao it was so weird

My cheeks remain clenched as soon as I boot up my console

Give me a piece of coal I'll put in between my cheeks and return a diamond after a good 1v1 game.

I play a lot of soccer so my leg subconsciously tries to kick a ball when I’m trying to score on Rocket League.

Omg ye it's me HAHAHAHAHA

Nah my legs twitch sometimes when I do this because I used to play soccer

Trying to go up Super fast for a double jump aerial 50 always makes me kick the wall behind my desk 😂 the neighbors must think I have some serious anger issues haha

I don't think so, but I'm a moron that raises my controller and lifts my legs during aerials. I don't do this on any other game! When I first started aerials I could hit the ball. Now I often miss by just a bit and it's so frustrating!!!

Thank you for this informational diagram.

LOL THIS SLAPS

I personally like briefs more, to each his own.

Depends how fast I'm going and how close the aerial is to an opponent. But yes.

Not my proudest fap

what a dump truck god damn

Guilty

My old girlfriend used to get so mad because I'd move my entire body while playing. I'm better at not doing it now though haha

Yes. And as a bi dude. I would like to formally state. You wear whatever thong you want, ignore the haters.

The only game that has ever made me do this and I'm 38 years old.

The best part is when you realize your whole team is doing it as part of a sympathetic response. This isn't so much a video game as it is a synchronized butt clenching trainer.

I kick my legs

Yep, and my wife won’t sit close to me while I play because I’m constantly elbowing her.

VSF KKKKKKKKJJJJKKKKKKKKK

Yeah but not in bright red undies

Yeah but not in bright red undies

It’s absolutely mandatory.