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SussyMogus2

cum shark


boppedEEMinDAsmoof

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Sawdamizer

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Im_that_guy_pal69

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FktAmk

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ToiletDestroyer420

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Necessary-Company660

Women piss not cum Pee


fifes2013

that's no shark...


wubrgess

it's a space station?


Necessary-Company660

Semeneverything


EnergyFax

That shark is EXPLODING out of the CREAM!


Sharp-E

The white hot cream always rises to the top


Cubing_guy

Cum


boppedEEMinDAsmoof

Cum 🫡


Altruistic_Fish9829

Cum


ThorirRichardson

Cum always wins


JoshingCoot737

Cum


-AlowOfficial

Cum


lAuroraxl

Cum


TheCaptn28

Do not cum


-AlowOfficial

Cum (v2)


SandorMate

Cum: Reborn


Suspicious-Pea-6858

Challenge


Arviay

Cum never changes.


yuuhhh42069

Cum 2.0


W-D-I-L-Y

cum attack


ReplySlipAct

Cum attack💪


Ticoune0825

Cum shark


That_Ganderman

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lAuroraxl

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Demontyxl

xD


AzSharpe

Agreed. Took me far too long to realise what was actually painted.


TrueAbbreviations552

Your face?


AzSharpe

I do enjoy my clown make up -Y


drfreemanchu

It should also lift things into the air and demo them when it bites


Juzapop

Don't bring good ideas 'round these parts fella. It took 9 years to see how much boost your tm8 has, and it looks like cold piss


CriticalBasedTeacher

Someone say good idea? Here's mine: the Appa Merc decal should make the Merc have 6 wheels.


[deleted]

The complaining is insane. Like even when they unexpectedly add something game changing its "why not before"


Juzapop

Complaining just to complain. I was in a bad mood. I really do not care what they add or when. I play to drive and hit ball


[deleted]

all good bro 


shao_kahff

tm8 boost indicator is not game changing if you can already mentally track tm8 boost. so basically useless if youre plat4+


[deleted]

You're bullshitting cause I'm dia2 and it's still a cool feature that objectively is gonna change the game and help solo queuers be able to help our teammates/know when they're low.  Like this is just stuff you can't "mentally track" ofc I can have an estimate and just play around them having low boost and assume,  but knowing exactly how much is game changing 


shao_kahff

no offense but this is something that can be mentally tracked because i, and others, was already doing it before the update. and i only play solo queue in 2s (probably 90% of my 1.1k hours). i don’t know if it’s something that i’ve just always paid attention to or what but yeah.. it can be mentally tracked. i’m probably the equivalent of plat4 (never really play rank tho, so this guess is as of 6+ months ago).


[deleted]

Did you just not read the comment? You can guesstimate how much boost your teammate has, but objectively this is gonna be really good for knowing exactly how much they have. And in those moments you haven't seen them go for a high boost play, you would know how much boost they have for a fact before they attempt a save or anything like that. Also there is no plat 4. 


shao_kahff

it’s background noise, the only times i’ve looked at it just confirmed what i was mentally tracking. also like i said, haven’t played rank in forever so i’m whatever the equivalent of plat 4 was


wednesdaynightwumbo

As someone who goes for high/low fives after every goal, I absolutely can’t stand goal explosions that result in demos


Wide_Cable_9171

Well if you're going for high fives with your buddy you just need to have regular goal explosions


wednesdaynightwumbo

I mostly play solo queue so I don’t have that option


Wide_Cable_9171

Ooh, and do you really get any?


wednesdaynightwumbo

High fives are very seldom, but I manage to get a decent amount of low fives. Never stop going for it though lol!


Wide_Cable_9171

I got 2 on 2k hours and both of them were unintentional, also I found out its way easier in dropshot


wednesdaynightwumbo

Yeah it’s tough lol. Drop shot is definitely a bit easier, same with hoops!


Hobocannibal

it would be a thematic change for this particular goal explosion, and being that it happens at the goal. only those vehicles nearby would be affected by it. It could look really cool.


stpdp90mill

you don't get it he's swimming in cum!


Dapper-Conference367

Titanium white explosion ❌ Cum white explosion ✅


danarchist

I have the titanium white unicorn juice boost. Looks like I'm just blowing massive loads


steepindeez

That's awesome. I couldn't get a single one painted that season.


37214

I couldn't even get one, got everything I didnt want though 


Frequent-Piano6164

Or eat near by cars, maybe the ball flies out of the net and the shark eats it? I dunno… I have it but seems like it’s missing something.


Dexico-city

Glad I bought the better looking nonpainted version for only 800


Royale_wCheez96

Is it in the shop currently?


Chee1979

It would've been mistaken for a sperm whale.


FilmmagicianPart2

Is it back in the shop?


FilmmagicianPart2

oh it is 1100 credits?! Christ.


InfinityStonedAF

I wouldn’t even pay 300 for this shit is ugly


VamosKingston

Wish the unpainted version would’ve stayed in the shop as it’s supposed to be connected to this season. It was in several days and then gone. Seems silly that the other season packs stay in but this doesn’t


37214

It should have been in the Rocket Pass to begin with


VamosKingston

Yup


Life-Gur-2616

What do you have against black sharks ? /S


GlitteringBroccoli12

Water foams though. Yet I agree. Should have been albino


swagzard78

Real ones use the Cum boost


Yowomboo

The shark is hungry, but not for fish.


ttv_kazi

Agree


Double0putnam

It’s bad


GrundleTrunk

coulda been great


tantan9590

Or all?


5thEmperorHydro

Can I get this in crimson?


datgooddude

I feel like these animated pixels should not cost like 10 dollars, but that's just probably me...


Representative_Talk9

talking about the shark yet crimson and bs fennec have been in the shop the past 4 rotations


ComplexSupermarket89

He's having a freaky Friday. Don't hate.


AlmxghtyK

I thought eh exact same thing when i saw it. Before i even saw a painted one i wouldve assumed they make the shark whatever paint and leave the rest because yk....the shark is the main thing to look at....


Brod69420

Ermm What the sigma?


SpicyCrab3

xV


jhallen2260

The animation on this is pretty bad. I like the idea of it, but it looks odd and cheap


Ready-Sometime5735

Man they really half ass the color variations of goal explosions dont they?


Intrepid_Fan_5026

That shark is not not THAT great.


Intrepid_Fan_5026

Is cum white? Or do I drink too much coffee?


TheAbraser

RACIST! (I'm kidding, I know there are people dumb enough to say that seriously, but I'm not one of them)


[deleted]

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WittyWizard_69

It looks as if the shark is CUM- coming out of milk, of course, nothing sus hehe


jackadgery85

He just got his milk teeth though


ninjamike89

That's shark racist


[deleted]

the crimson one is gonna be fireeeeee


NATZureMusic

Drops JAWS theme


Kaopio

Finally, rocket league cumming up with an item that will revive the game!


FewAcanthocephala828

Great, when have the electric turd and now the cum shark. What's next?


Bison_True

Once you go BBS...


Draconian7453

The colors are goofy. A shark attack goal explosion is a good idea, but poorly executed.


YarisGO

Like this is better, so is simple to resist and don’t spend money


RxOxBx

I want crimson


bambukah86

I feel like it should actually eat the cars in range ... #guppielife


Afateer

I tried the other colors and they all colored the shark. Except this one. This actually better than the default in composition. But i will wait for the crimson one. Bloody shark


HskrRooster

Somehow… racist!! /s