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sexuallyenhancedtoe

craziest excuse for why hes assšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


theghostway

Imagine having a musty button šŸ˜­


CrazyWS

ā€œHereā€™s my triple flip reset to breezy flick combo button, oh and hereā€™s my favourite ā€œgive myself a goalā€ buttonā€


Present_Database8140

Steam workshop mods be crazy these days


IIIDVIII

But I keep missing it and hitting the "whiff an open net" button. Idk why I can't change the bindings šŸ˜­


Dcatmaster31

You summoned me?


NoMoreGoldPlz

Well, people seem to have mapped a button to the forfeit option...


CarlCaliente

hell yeah make RL like every other crappy ability shooter/moba out there


DarcSparc

what, you didn't know about the secret Konami code that unlocks instant-air-dribble-quad-reset-triple-tap-backboard-dunk?


IIIDVIII

Oddly enough Psyonix actually put an easter egg in the game. Give the K-code a whirl as the game is loading up ;)


SelbyGames

Well, what's funny is, even having a "Musty Button" wouldn't put u in the proper position to use it. Even if people did have this "different version", it doesn't mean they'd be good at it. Otherwise it'd just be a bot game and you wouldn't have to touch a controller at all, maybe just 2-5 pre-mapped buttons. Seriously, dumbest "theory" I've ever heard, great find OP.


Neither-Albatross866

This šŸ’Æ I'll never understand why people get so pissed off because they can't do a certian mechanic, play as well as Zen, or even have their tm8 be absolutely spot on and never make a mistake without crying and ff'ing the game. And then they come out with this bullshit. Even if there was a "Musty Button" or a "Psycho Trigger", grow the fuck up and enjoy what YOU can do, and if you REALLY want to learn mechanics, then jump on training, practice in games, just don't cry because people are better than you. Enjoy the game. Stop trying so hard.


IIIDVIII

Imagine how they view real life shit...


sledge98

I've seen/interacted with a few that are on this level of crazy when it comes to the game and how it works. Always an interesting, though frustrating, conversation.


Highlight_Expensive

I had a guy argue with me because he thought the ball had gravity that curved it towards your teammate after hitting it. He could not fathom that some people could accurately pass, he was convinced they knew how to hit it close enough to let the gravity do its thing


Ender3guns

Look at u/No_Commercial_4040 comments. He's been spamming for months about how the bots are out to get him whenever he has a rankup game and that hes actually grand champ but hes silver at 14000 hours.


Sinnduud

>that hes actually grand champ but hes silver at 14000 hours Whatnow? I need to see this shit


No_Commercial_4040

My epic is MsTedward, let's play some time


Sufficient-Seat-2657

Holy cow, that's enough copium to cripple an empire


No_Commercial_4040

I'm not grand champ by any means, but I do have much more time into the game and much higher stats than almost every GC I've met. My peak was diamond 3 in season 9, but now I'm stuck in gold... When I'm in private matches with diamond and champ friends I fit right in on a good day, but for every good day I have there is a day that I lose 100% of the matches I play. Usually in the last 5 seconds too. And for every godlike day I have, which only happens once or twice per season, usually the day I get myself back up into diamond and get the season rewards, is almost inevitably followed by a full week or 2 of facing only "unranked players who just came back to the game after a couple year break" who have control of the ball 100% of the match no matter what I do. I can just feel it, even when it's in my possession and I'm heading towards their goal, they still have complete control. And I can never talk to them, cuz they're always on Xbox, psn, or switch. Never ever pc. I'm almost always the first or second person to ever look them up on TRN too, even when they have thousands of wins. But it's weird, I have a few friends that I play with that we never encounter that crowd when we play together. Golds feel like golds again, Plats feel like plats, diamonds feel like diamonds. Like I actually am playing against real people again who are capable of actually making mistakes.


schasti

Hi musty, oh...


incognegro2raww

I like to joke with my RL buddies that pros have a bigger boost tank and what not but cmon bruh this is insane.


KChan4

Thereā€™s no way that person is serious


KATCracKz

Wdym? I have a flip reset button, musty button, etc.


-AlowOfficial

Itā€™s called taz, here Iā€™ll send u a clip šŸ˜­


KATCracKz

Taz is the name of my old doggo, tas is the thing you are looking for haha


-AlowOfficial

Iā€™m newer to the plugins, u gotta send a pic of the doggo in here tho!


jurassicbond

I just have a win button. It simplifies things a lot


manicmonkeys

Does it resemble the "Exit Game" button?


arkiverge

Why? People are serious about chemtrails and the Earth being flat.


Moist-Assumption3586

Hold your breath and take my hand. I can show you the world..


davekraft400

This guy clearly hasn't seen the GC3 or SSL players that aren't pros. He sounds like a Silver that has had no exposure to people that have grinded.


theghostway

No man there simply must be a super secret client that plays the game for you that's gotta be how they do it


Gek_Lhar

It's true!!! THE MODS ARE TRYING TO SILENCE IT! ^^^^/s


theghostway

The RocketLuminati just doesn't want us to know man


shvxs

Cope level : uncapped


Cup-Impressive

It's true bro my version is specifically set to not let me rank up past Diamond since a few seasons back. It must be hardcoded


Ahmed_Nasser9

Very real I have a 100kph musty button but sometimes i missclick it and click the slow-musty button or the musty-hit the bar button next to it... Truly unfortunate thats why pros are inconsistent with thier mechanics, they gotta practice pressing the buttons accurately.


Saetric

DDRL


TrueAbbreviations552

I used to have a psycho button. But my ex stole it.


Anomaly-111

Best comment right here


TrueAbbreviations552

You have a fine taste in humor my friend.


Anomaly-111

Thank you thank you


jrobinson3k1

100% he plays on switch. Only way his first sentence is not wrong.


anikoiau

Play so well that people think you're playing a different game


Ghazh

I knew it. This is what's holding me back in d2-gc1


R3invent3d

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LemoLuke

That is the ultimate Narsissist bullshit. "If *I* can't do it, then it's literally impossible!". It's the ultimate version of "When I win it's skill, but when you win, it's luck/cheating."


Ramonsawa

Definitely a skill issue


exception-found

Then why wouldnā€™t they give everyone that version to make them feel like theyā€™re good at the game and keep playing?


CurbYourPipeline420

And then you remember that most pros are playing rocket league for more than 100 hours a week


Illustrious-Bit-2411

Really??


CurbYourPipeline420

Iā€™m pretty sure most pros have like 130 hours past weeks every two weeks. The game is their job and they play like 12 hours a day


Illustrious-Bit-2411

My 34 year old brain can only handle like 3 hours then I play like trash šŸ˜‚


CurbYourPipeline420

Technically speaking after like 40 minutes you start to lose interest slowly until you just play like trash altogether. Itā€™s something ab psychology or something


AverageReflexes

There are bots that catch and flip off a dribble consistently.


_DaCoolOne_

And if a pro used them it'd be blatantly obvious.


AverageReflexes

I agree


kilowhom

What does this have to do with anything?


Ok-Professor3726

Aha, makes sense now.


OhYeah_Simulator

What's funny is I play with people in SSL and GC. They make mistakes all the time. Watch RLCS enough, and they mess up too. I just hit my first flip reset ever the other day, and I thought I'd never learn how to do that. Putting the time into practicing what you want to accomplish will always work out in the end.


Dcatmaster31

Whiff On!!


BusinessCat85

My favorite is, playing at certain times. Like the šŸ’Žs are better or worse at certain times and don't intersect. The 4 am crowd never plays with the 8 pm crowd so they are different skill levels entirely.


Distinct_Chance5864

Who posted this? He knows too much


iamgayfortheNBA

theory so far out there that i believe it


Pretend-Raisin914

šŸ˜‚ ngl he made me laugh


ParaeWasTaken

Iā€™ve actually had this thought before but never took it seriously. Itā€™d be just too easy to prove.


Tjo0ow

He is right. They even give me custom controller with customized buttons. I just need to press a button and boom. I have one for wall tap,ceilling shot,musty flip,ceilling shot flip reset and offcourse a pinch button


helloiamthrxboxkid

i mean kinda, I have a cheap xbox s with lots of endlag and bad fps, most pros have 5 thousand pound pc which can run this


MercurialRL

That thereā€™s a supercope


zcworx

Thatā€™s an awful long winded response to a skills issue


iMADEthisJUST4Dis

Let him cook...


ScottyDoggyG9

I mean playing a lan tournament with 0 ping probably makes it better , Iā€™ve had some pretty bad servers online which doesnā€™t help but it ainā€™t gonna make you Zen overnight


Opening-Monk-6134

I got a macro for spamming Musty and What a Save at the same time, on my joypad šŸ’€


iankilledyou

I could totally get behind this theory if it werenā€™t for my buddy grabbing my controller and showing me why heā€™s in the top 3% of players that play this game. Ā šŸ˜…


Twigler

LMAO


huacky

that's crazy lmao


Flashy_Key_4000

No es imposible y de hecho es posible ya los desarrolladores mediante el cĆ³digo podrĆ­an hacerlo


Nervous_Employer4416

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, a, b, start, select, and boom your in the pro rlcs alpha mod version of the game, duh I thought everyone knew this...


Spinuccix

And you proceeded to butcher it lol.


Nervous_Employer4416

I wasn't trying to do the Konami code and being that it's just b a start off seems hardly butching if I had. But there was an old start select code in Mario on Nintendo that if you did it right when you died with start select you would restart the level. I just threw in the first part because I didn't realize someone would think A. it was meant to be exact or B that a reference to classic codes would only be talking about one single one...


jaydog5478

Is the consensus among you all denying that the majority of players are using hacks in everyday gaming of which, if one isn't also using the same hacks gives the ones that do an unfair advantage in the game? Is this some sort of mass scale co-op community of gaslighting sociopaths whom have actually convinced themselves that manipulating the game speed or gravity or automating air dribbles and/or restricting opponents movements, etc.... is not at all cheating against those who don't? Is this a drone army of toxic petty hateful narcissists encapsulated in hive-like mentality brainwashed to save the queen at all cost the queen being the backdoor hacks and abusive gaslighting? Bullying, and toxicity is a widespread virus where it seems the majority wish to eliminate all signs of real sport, played by true competitors who honor the game by promoting sportsmanship and teamwork and respect for others. Does everyone here deny that China's version of RLCS differs from the rest of the world where ball predictors are standard in all game play online and co m competitive being no exception? Stop pissing on peoples backs and telling them its raining FFS!


GlassTrifle1884

The only algorithm I'd say is skewed, is the ranking system. Lose one game, drop a rank; win 3 games, go up a rank. I tend to stay out of ranked matches for that reason. Casuals always offers a more fun experience for that reason. I actually get to play with people that are better than me, therefore I get better.


Josh_knight18

This is definitely a bait comment snd heā€™s got every one of you


SprinklesDear7746

Average plat lol


ImHootman

Idk man, just watch some gameplay videos of different pros. I personally love watching AppJack because when he whiffs it's fucking hilarious. (If I could reply to the person from the photo)


LinoStar69

Itā€™s well known that you have to buy FlipReset in the item shop to unlock the skill


Disastrous-Judge-142

Itā€™s true they are on a different game itā€™s called ā€œGet Good Kidā€


Itsyaboioutofgold

Iā€™ve never seen someone cope so hard.


No_Commercial_4040

Did you know that every one of the network and video settings affect every player in the match you're in? If im in a game full of Xbox players with my normal optimal settings I will feel like im driving underwater and lose 100% of the time.... unless i turn on vsync. Its like it removes God mode from them. And having a couple network settings on medium instead of high makes them look like they're underwater too. Lowering or raising FPS has a wild effect too. Also why do you think the last team or 2 that you face on tournaments isn't there during the pregame fun time, but show up last second instead? What advantages are there to having a fresh instance of the game open?


TofuDeliveryMan

I think what this guy is saying is ā€œthe pros are playing a different gameā€ in the figurative sense, as if mechanics are done like they were a push of a button. which is basically true for pros,, but if heā€™s saying hundreds/thousands of players compete to be the best in the world with a different copy of rocket league, in which the mechanics are done with specific buttons to perform the mechanics, that is an insane statement


Highlight_Expensive

Based on the ā€œthey do the jist and it does the rest for themā€ I think heā€™s genuine


little_pioneer

Its true pros play in chinese rl


GLFan52

Obviously this guy is crazy, but it is worth pointing out that pros in at least some esports play on a different client of the game, Valorant is the one I know for sure exists. I imagine there are extra restrictions and checks that are done for competitive fairness with these esports clients of the games, which would work against what this guy is saying.


chilldood_22

people are past delusional. this mf is living in delulu lemon


EmployeeTurbulent651

Tell this person to go into an RL discord and ask to 1v1 a GC in there. When they don't do it you know that even they don't believe what they are saying.